Chapter 57: It's all late
"No, no, no."
Gao Qing, who was overjoyed, found that now was not the time to be happy, and came back to her senses. The main question now is,
Who the hell is this man who suddenly appeared?
"Is it really some alien?" Tilting her head and thinking for a while, Gao Qing felt that she could only come to such a conclusion.
The doors and windows of the house are closed well, although he lives alone, Gao Qing still has the habit of taking a bath and locking the door. In less than five seconds after she briefly closed her eyes, someone would break through the defenses and appear directly above the bathtub and smash herself down.
Compared with the above possibility, Gao Qing felt that the possibility that the man was an alien was relatively high.
The strange situation can't help but remind Gao Qing of the plot of a TV series that was popular decades ago and is now becoming popular again.
"But this way of acting is too rough and direct, and people are not prepared at all......" Gao Qing stretched out his hand to cover his cheek, thinking about something with a crimson face.
Apparently caught up in the theater of his own mind.
It was also thanks to Su Mo's good-looking face that Gao Qing, who had just walked out of the ivory tower, fell into a series of wonderful fantasies belonging to little girls.
If Su Mo looked like a stupid man, it is estimated that the police car should be on the way by now.
It wasn't until the water in the bathtub cooled down a little that Gao Qing suddenly woke up like a dream, remembering that now was really not the time for fantasy, so he hurriedly stood up, and then stupidly froze in place.
After all, it was a person who lived alone, and the heating in the room was also sufficient, so Gao Qing brought a bath towel to the bathroom, and that bath towel, ahem, had been taken away by Su Mo.
"He just took the bath towel, yes! Sure enough, this very handsome alien has an attempt on me, no, no, Gao Qing, you are still a yellow flower girl, you have to calm down, you can't just give in like this! β
"I'm going to reject him in a gentler way, after all, he is also a man who loves me."
"Sure enough, beauty can also cause problems for others, and it's so right for me to stay at home!"
Good-looking people will be more or less a little narcissistic and hidden.
Su Mo hid it well, but the one in the bathroom was already in the advanced stage of narcissistic cancer-hopeless.
"Ahem, that alien out there, are you still there?" In a few minutes, planning one hundred and eight gentle refusal methods, Gao Qing cautiously walked to the door, did not open any gaps, and asked directly.
She is very aware of the serious consequences of opening a gap in the novel and TV series - it is easy for people to misunderstand and fantasize.
"The clothes are already at the door."
Su Mo's voice came directly to Gao Qing's ears.
"Huh, hey!"
Gao Qing's eyes widened, she obviously didn't say anything.
"I was right, my charm really can't be resisted by aliens." Gao Qing thought happily, "Otherwise, why did he put his clothes at the door, he must have wanted to win my favor." β
If Su Mo knew what this beautiful woman with advanced narcissistic cancer was thinking, maybe she would spit out a mouthful of old blood directly.
The reason why he had already put away his clothes was simple, he was careful - there were no clothes in the bathroom except for a bath towel.
"Wait, what kind of clothes did he bring here, it won't be the kind of thin and sheer short-sleeved or something, maybe it's just one dress! This alien is really a bad guy! β
"Can you get out quickly?" Su Mo's voice interrupted Gao Qing's fantasy, "I'm in the kitchen, don't worry about me peeking...... Actually, just now, forget it. β
After a battle between heaven and man, Gao Qing cautiously opened the bathroom door and grabbed all the clothes outside.
"Hey, why are there so many?" Gao Qing looked at the fallen mountain of clothes and was stunned for a moment.
As soon as I grabbed it, the number of clothes I bought was obviously not a thin white short-sleeved shirt that I had just imagined, but a bunch of them, from winter to summer, from pants to skirts, except for underwear.
"Ha, it turned out that he wanted to capture my heart, knowing that playing a gentleman, this alien is quite smart." Gao Qing immediately understood the "intentions" of the person outside, "It seems that the way to refuse will be a little gentler later." β
After another five minutes, Gao Qing, who had put on all the clothes he could put on, staggered out like a ball, and saw the alien sitting on the sofa in the small living room, in the shape of a thinkerβonly one more bath towel than the famous sculpture.
This is a bachelor apartment, only women's clothes, Su Mo really can't find a suitable one for himself to wear, otherwise he would have left a long time ago.
"The alien?"
Gao Qing is far away from Su Mo, and she plans to tell this alien with such an estranged attitude - although you are very good-looking, and thank you for liking me, we can't be together.
"It's not." Su Mo shook his head.
"Not aliens?" Gao Qing was stunned for a moment.
"Well, I'm from the future...... Su Mo looked up at the ceiling and said in a distant tone, "It's a very tragic battlefield there. β
"Huh?" Gao Qing felt that her thinking was a little too much to keep up.
"Future...... Artificial intelligence became self-aware and began to wipe out humanity. In the aftermath of the nuclear war, less than a few million humans remain, confronting the robots under the leadership of Connor, the leader of the Resistance. β
"You're Connor?" Gao Qing asked, although it is not an alien, but the setting of an alien warrior is also good.
Moreover, such fighters are usually more tenacious, and can be a little more direct when they refuse his confession.
"I'm such a good person." Gao Qing thought happily again.
"No, I'm just a member of the Resistance. The artificial intelligence called Alpha Dog, in order to completely wipe out humans, sent the Terminator to the modern era, intending to directly kill Connor's ancestor. I was sent to stop the Terminators. Su Mo's face was heavy.
"It always feels like I've heard this story somewhere." Gao Qing reached out and grabbed her head with difficulty, looking cute.
"So."
Su Mo stood up and looked at this little girl who looked very easy to deceive with a serious face, "Can you help me buy a few clothes?" I must quickly find the ancestor of the leader of Connor and protect him from the Terminator, but I don't have the right clothes to wear, so if I go out like this, I will definitely be arrested by the police as a pervert, so that if I can't protect the ancestor of the leader of Connor, the human race will perish! β
"You're not lying to me, are you?" Gao Qing looked at Su Mo a little strangely, he was a college student anyway, and he always felt that something was wrong.
"Of course not."
Su Mo shook his head sincerely, "Otherwise, why do you think I suddenly appeared in this place, can you think of any other reason besides this explanation?" β
"Aliens......" Gao Qing said with difficulty raising a hand.
ββ¦β¦β
Su Mo was speechless for a while, if it was night. He can just film and leave, find a random clothing store, and five minutes later will be a hardcover beautiful man, where do you need to talk nonsense with this stupid little girl.
"It's not important, just get rid of helping me buy a dress, money is not a problem, although I come from the future, but I am still very rich." Su Mo was helpless.
"Then I'll buy it for you online?" Gao Qing said.
ββ¦β¦ Do you shop online? β
"Well, I rarely go out to buy clothes, and if I shop online, it's fast, and the last two days will be there." Gao Qing nodded.
ββ¦β¦ I say. β
After being silent for a while, Su Mo felt that he should have put on a woman with a missing brain, "Whether you believe what I said or not, aren't you worried about a man appearing in your room!" At this time, hurry up and buy me a few clothes so that I can leave early, even if it is just to give me a little money or quickly hide out and call the police, it is what normal people should do! β
"Humph!"
Gao Qing raised her head, raised her pretty face, and was very proud, "I'm a martial arts master." β
ββ¦β¦ A martial arts master dressed like a ball? Su Mo walked up to Gao Qing, and with a push in her puzzled gaze, Gao Qing fell to the ground, unable to get up for a long time.
"If I had known that I would have picked up my clothes from the dead...... Forget it, let's go, be careful and you won't be discovered. Su Mo felt very tired.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Seeing that Su Mo turned around to leave, still rolling around on the ground, Gao Qing, who couldn't stand up, shouted loudly.
"I won't return the bath towel, you shouldn't mind, right?" Su Mo turned his head and said insincerely.
"I ......" Gao Qing was about to say something.
Suddenly, there was a sharp knock on the door outside: "Gao Qing, I know you're at home, open the door quickly!" The rough man's voice made Su Mo's footsteps stop.
"Good luck."
A strange smile appeared on his face, and in Gao Qing's surprised gaze, Su Mo walked to the door, opened the door, and pulled him in amid the stunned expression of the man outside the door......
Five minutes later, Su Mo said to the man who was huddled in the corner and wanted to cry without tears: "Dude, I'm sorry, I'm from the future, and I picked up your clothes to save humanity...... You should be sacrificing for humanity. β
"Ahhhh
A terrible scream came from the man in front of him who only had a pair of underwear left, "There is a kind of you leaving your name!" This revenge will not be avenged! I, Zhao Choptian, swear not to be a man! β
"Huh?" Su Mo was stunned for a moment and turned his head.
"He is my younger brother, in the late stage of secondary school, his real name is Zhao Hao, I don't know which nerve is wrong to change to Zhao Qitian, I have always wanted to take him to the hospital." Gao Qing said helplessly.
"You narcissist, who is qualified to talk about me!" The man surnamed Zhao, who couldn't get along with the sky, immediately expressed his dissatisfaction.
"Where am I narcissistic!" Gao Qing's eyes widened.
"Where are you not narcissistic!"
"Uh-you guys are arguing slowly, I'll go first." Zhao Hao's figure is similar to Su Mo's, but after all, he was picked up from someone else, and he always felt a little uncomfortable.