With that sound, Xiao Ru had already jumped in on one leg, and the shoes on the other foot were gone.

But as soon as she jumped into the house, she stepped on the gasoline and slipped under her feet, and sat on the ground with a 'poof'.

Seeing that Xiaoru was grinning in pain, I quickly helped her up. At this time, I heard Xiao Ru say to the red-eared monster who didn't dare to move: "Are you really Chow Yun-fat?" ”

As soon as Xiaoru spoke, we were all stunned.

"Chow, Chow Yun-fat? Xiaoru, where do you think he looks like Chow Yun-fat? ”

'Shut up. ’

As soon as I asked, Xiao Ru immediately glared at me, and then heard Xiao Ru say to the monster: "Last night, I thought the white hair on your ass was a little familiar, if it wasn't for the rabbit mother who is also a demon to see your true body and remind me, I really didn't expect it to be you......"

As soon as Xiao Ru finished speaking, Rabbit Niang had already transformed into a figure with a blue light, first smiled and beckoned to me, and then pointed to the monster lying on the ground and said, "I can't be mistaken, I went to the Northeast when I was cultivating, and I saw this kind of thing Chengjing, so I recognized him......"

At this time, he saw that the monster had already nodded with a red face, and glanced at Xiaoru with a stealing eye. He pouted again and said, "Gaha, let you recognize it, why are you going to kill me?" ”

"If I wanted to kill you, I wouldn't have asked for your identity."

Xiao Ru smiled, a maternal light suddenly flashed in her eyes, and then she stepped forward and squatted in front of the monster, and even reached out and scratched his waist twice, and for a while she saw the monster laughing, and as soon as she turned over, her left leg began to kick up vigorously.

Xiao Ru also laughed when she saw it, as if she didn't care about the fact that the buddy was still slick, and jumped with excitement: "Chow Yun-fat, it's really you!" Back then, I kicked your left leg as soon as I scratched you, but I didn't expect this problem to change! ”

Xiao Ru smiled, and the monster laughed even more happily, and fluttered on the ground twice as if it were happy. didn't care about the oil stains all over his body, he drilled directly into Xiaoru's arms.

As soon as I saw that the goods wanted to eat Xiaoru's tofu, I reacted, quickly dragged Xiaoru away, and asked in surprise: "Xiaoru, what is this?" Why do you recognize him? ”

"Of course I know, he's the first pet I've ever had!"

"Pets, pets?"

As soon as they heard this, everyone was even more shocked, and Xiaoru had already nodded her head twice, and said, "That's right, I was only seven or eight years old that year, and my second uncle asked me to go up the mountain to find some common herbs, and I saw him at a glance." At that time, he seemed to have just escaped from the game restaurant, and he was covered in wounds and was dying. I happened to have herbs for treating external injuries, so I rescued him, and then built a nest for him in the mountains, and went up the mountain every day to change his dressings, which lasted for more than a month, and then he recovered from his injuries and disappeared......"

Speaking of this, Xiao Ru smiled and glanced at the monster again, and said, "At that time, Chow Yun-fat's movie was the most popular." I think he's cute, and I don't know what to call him, so I'm just called Chow Yun-fat......"

At the mention of this name, the monster lay on the ground and shook his ass excitedly, I looked disgusting, so I asked Xiaoru again: "Xiaoru, are you sure you thought he was cute at that time?" Did you have any eye problems when you were a child? ”

"you, I'm serious!"

As she spoke, Xiaoru looked at the monster again, pursed her lips and said, "I thought you were just an ordinary roe deer, but it turns out that you are a goblin......

"Uh-huh......" the monster replied.

At this time, the third brother also reflected, it turned out that this product was a stupid roe deer spirit in the Northeast!

This kind of thing is a kind of wild animal that was more common in the Northeast in the past, looking like a deer, but the body is shit yellow, and there is a special layer of white hair under the root of the tail, especially when frightened, the white hair under the tail will explode, and it looks like a yellow body and white buttocks from a distance, some are heart-shaped, and some are fan-shaped, which is very cute.

And this thing also has a characteristic, that is, it is stupid, so the people in the Northeast call it a stupid roe deer.

It is said that this thing does not have enough brains, so it moves slowly for half a beat, and even hesitates for a while after being frightened, because the brain turns slowly, and it has to think about whether to run away; And when it encounters a car at night, it doesn't know how to avoid the car at all, and it doesn't know that it will be hit by the car, but it just rushes over and gets close to the headlights, because it feels that it can see clearly through the bright light of the headlights......

And the stupidity of this thing is also reflected in a place, that is, when being chased by the hunter, it will forget to run in a hurry, and directly stick its head in the snow and think that the hunter can't see itself, in addition to being stupid, it is said that it has no sense of crisis, and its curiosity is also very heavy.

When it encounters something new and unseen, it will stop and study endlessly, observe, smell here and there, and lick it, even if it is a trap.

Especially when encountering a hunter, as soon as the hunter shoots, other animals must run away, and it also runs, but after running for a while, it finds that the hunter has not caught up, and this thing will run back out of curiosity to see if the hunter is still chasing, and even after a group of roe deer is knocked down by the hunter with a shot, the other roe deer not only do not run, but also stop to watch, which is probably the legendary death...... Ata's dumb paddle.

Anyway, in a word, this thing is born unresponsive and lacks strings......

As soon as I heard that the monster we caught was actually a stupid roe deer spirit, I was even more emotional, how did he become such a heartless thing?

And at this time, I heard the stupid roe deer sitting on the ground and smirked: "Daughter-in-law, why did I meet you here, Emma's fate......"

"Daughter-in-law? Whose daughter-in-law do you call? ”

Xiao Ru glared at him, and her face turned red at that time.

But now that we know the origin of this demon, it seems that there is no danger anymore, so the third brother didn't do anything to him again, let the third brother tie his feet, and dragged them into the hall, and then I dragged Chen Bao out with the net.

This time, these two demons obviously couldn't run, so I went to the Taishi chair and asked the stupid roe deer who had been staring at Xiaoru and smirking, "Hey, don't be a nymphomaniac first, okay?" Let me ask you, why did you come to our Fuxi Hall to make trouble? ”

I didn't expect the reason to ignore me, and still stared at Xiao Ru for a while, and Xiao Ru was a little embarrassed, so he glared at him again and said, "Chow Yun-fat, I ask you, why did you come here to make trouble?" ”

Who knew that instead of answering, the roe deer spirit glared at me and said, "Mountain Artillery, do you have any eyesight?" Didn't you see my brother Zeng having a relationship with someone? What are the two tigers and eight chickens? ”

"Your uncle!"

My temper came up as soon as I could, and if I didn't take care of it, I would forget it, and soak me Xiaoru, can you bear it?

I was so angry that I picked up the chair and wanted to smash it on him, but then the third brother stopped me and said, "Brother, you are a human being, how can you eat the vinegar of a stupid roe deer?" It's okay, he didn't say let's ask Chen Bao......"

As he spoke, the third brother squatted in front of Chen Bao, who was shrouded in barbed wire, and asked with a smile: "Chen Bao, weren't you beaten away last time?" Why did you go with this stupid roe deer? ”

"I don't want to tell you ......"

I didn't expect Chen Bao to put on a stinky face, but you know, the third brother's temper is much more explosive than mine, and when he heard this, he glared at the time and wanted to take out a lighter: "Fuck, you stinky chicken don't say it, do you?" I'll burn you! ”

"I say! I say! ”

Chen Bao was so frightened that he trembled, especially now that he had transformed into a little girl, with tears in his eyes, which made people look a little pitiful.

Seeing that he couldn't say it, Chen Bao choked up twice, and said trembling with fright: "I, I met my boyfriend on the way to find him......"

"Your boyfriend? Who's your boyfriend? The third brother asked again.

At this time, I heard Yuan reply next to him: "She is talking about male Chen Bao, the two Chen Bao have been a pair since ancient times, this one has always been a stone before, if it wasn't for the sudden meeting of me and waking up because of resentment, I'm afraid I'm still in Baoji now exposed to the wind and sun......"

As soon as she spoke, she heard Chen Bao choke up again, and said aggrievedly: "It's not all you, if it wasn't for you back then, how could I have been arrested and turned into stone?" Mi, you accompany my boyfriend! ”

"Hey, it's been thousands of years, and you don't have a boyfriend, you miss the past so much, what's the matter, Cancer?"