Chapter 102: The Last Invasion

On the 27th day of the reward dungeon, after getting up early in the morning, Yang Cheng hung a sign saying "closed" at the door of the sea house, and then notified the other three without waking up the squid lady that there was an urgent matter to discuss in the store.

When the other three came to the store, Yang Cheng was frowning and thinking about something.

"Sprout, why do you want us to get up so early in the morning, it's not still bright!" He Xiaomo yawned, sat down beside Yang Cheng in a daze and asked.

At this time, it was not yet 6 o'clock, and the sky outside had not yet dawned, so it was no wonder that this product was still confused.

"Yes, big brother, why did I see the sign of closure when I entered the door, the business has been so good recently, the eldest brother really plans to close down?" Xiao Kaitong asked suspiciously.

"I don't plan to open in the last 3 days, it's hard to say that it's hard for a few people for a month, just think it's my unscrupulous boss's welfare for you, I came to you, mainly to ask you to help me think about something, no way, I really can't think of any good ideas!"

Xia Yao chuckled and said, "I guess, this matter must have something to do with the little squid, right?" ”

"It's worthy of Xia Yao, just guess it!" Yang Cheng gave a thumbs up and said approvingly.

"It seems that you don't have to guess to know that it's for the little squid," He Xiaomo lay on the table weakly, completely half-asleep and half-awake.

Xiao Kai's eyes were not good, "Big brother's actions are very suspicious." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm really not in the mood to talk to you now, you know, it's going to be a copy soon, but the little squid can't be taken out at least for the time being, I've been thinking that if I leave, will this child be sad?"

"Yes, although the little squid may not know it herself, everyone on the seashore now thinks that she is your daughter. Now that the father and daughter are separated, the father must feel uncomfortable," Xia Yao said with a look of regret on her face.

As soon as he heard this, Yang Cheng almost choked on the air, "Don't talk nonsense, what daughter is not a daughter, I haven't even been married!" ”

"I've never even been married, but I have an eleven or twelve-year-old daughter, sprout, this is really a very magical world!" He Xiaomo seemed to be in spirit, and as soon as he raised his body, a strange light began to flicker in his eyes.

"Aren't you still confused, what are you excited about hearing such a topic, you better continue to sleep on the table!"

"Hmph, don't," He Xiaomo said with a smile of excitement on his face: "You said, if you are his father, then I am not her mother, but I am barely 20 this year, will it be a little inappropriate for you to say?" ”

Yang Cheng: "......"

Xia Yao: "......"

Xiao Kai: "Sister-in-law, it's just ...... It's just a metaphor, a metaphor. ”

"But the little squid is so cute, it's not bad to have such a daughter," He Xiaomo didn't have the consciousness to wake up at all, looking at her appearance, she was obviously still immersed in the sea of fantasy and couldn't extricate herself.

Yang Cheng really couldn't stand it anymore, waved his hand and said, "This girl is already crazy, let's get down to business, just ignore her." ”

Xia Yao asked, "Then what exactly did the eldest brother discuss with us?" ”

"Actually, it's like this, isn't it about to leave the dungeon, so in the last few days I want to create some good memories for the little squid, but after thinking about it, I still can't think of any good measures, so you can also help me come up with ideas, at least, it can make her feel a little better when she leaves."

As soon as they heard this, the other two also fell into deep thought.

Occasionally, some suggestions were made, but after analysis, they still couldn't achieve the effect Yang Cheng expected in his heart, so they were rejected on the spot.

For two hours, he still didn't come up with any constructive suggestions, Yang Chengdu felt tired, and it was always more painful to use his brain than to consume his physical strength.

Seeing that He Xiaomo had been immersed in delusions for two hours, Yang Cheng really had no choice, so he cut his palm on the door of her head, "We've been discussing it for so long, you have said a word!" ”

"Woo-why do you want to beat me, isn't it just a voice, I know, I know, it's not okay!"

He Xiaomo covered his head aggrievedly and said: "Actually, can we hold a special topic in the name of "aggression"! ”

"Holding a special topic in the name of aggression?" Yang Cheng, Xia Yao and Xiao Kai looked at each other, not knowing what they meant.

"Didn't you always do this when you were in school, just find a slogan, even if it's a bull's head and a horse's mouth, you can carry out an activity at will. For example, the primary school said work-study, which sounds quite simple, but the result is to pay XX to the school; When I got to junior high school, I obviously said that it was extracurricular activity development training, but it turned out that I was helping the teacher do chores at home; When I got to high school, I always advocated divergent thinking, but the result was that I had to face an endless sea of questions; When you get to the university, the various activities held by the school, it is said that it is good to let go of your personality and show yourself, but as a result, all the internal decisions should be predetermined, and you are allowed to publicize yourself! ”

The three of them were shocked, as if He Xiaomo in front of them had been replaced by a different person, where did this serious sense of disobedience come from?

"In that case, let's change the concept of aggression, oh yes, just like the bud has been distorting the definition of aggression and love!"

"You go on, let's listen," the three of them were already shocked by He Xiaomo's godlike statement.

"Hasn't the little squid always dreamed of invading the land, then let's use the Sea House as a base and take her to invade the surrounding area. But this aggression is just a slogan, we can take her to the surrounding entertainment facilities, and we also have to bring a camera to record every place she walks at any time, and then tell her that the place she has visited is equivalent to the success of the invasion, so that even she must be happy, right? ”

All three of them were amazed at the idea.

Yang Cheng stared at He Xiaomo beside him, looked left and looked, pinched her face again, and asked uncertainly, "Cat, are you really still my cat?" ”

"Hmph, I'm the little squid mother now!" This girl is simply not shocking and endless, and a sentence can simply thunder people.

Xiao Kai wiped the cold sweat on his face and said, "Big brother, this can't be the power of mother's love, such a constructive opinion will never be thought of by ordinary people." ”

"Yes, I suddenly feel that the kitten is so powerful, and besides, it sounds funny," Xia Yao echoed.

"That's right, but this girl is obviously crazy now," Yang Cheng's face was full of black lines, "Forget it, since you have an idea, let her continue to immerse herself in false fantasies, and the three of us will start drawing up a battle plan." ”

Subsequently, abandoning He Xiaomo's enchanted girl, Yang Cheng found a pen and paper and began to plan the route of this battle.

In the center of the map, the location of the sea house was first described, and then a few lines were drawn nearby, roughly calculating the distance and the best way to play, Yang Cheng then threw down the pen in his hand and said: "The route has been completely planned on the first day, just follow this route, wait to wake up the little squid, and start the official invasion activities!" ”

Bowling alley

"Little squid, hurry up and call Mom, Mom, will Mom go bowling with you?"

"Why do you always ask me to call your mother to say, I refuse to say!"

Three: "......"

KTV

"Little squid, you have to sing with me, this song was carefully selected by your mother for you, only mothers are good in the world, and there are mothers' children......"

"I'm an aggressor, so I don't want to learn to sing with you!"

Three: "......"

playground

"Little squid, you look at so many high-altitude facilities, you are going to be scared later, my mother's arms are open for you at any time."

"Woo, I don't want to say anything!"

Three: "......"

Department stores

"Little squid, these clothes ......"

“……”

Three: "......"

Pool

"Little Squid ......"

“……”

Three: "......"

The three days passed in a flash in the noise of the group, and the paper that had been routed before was now densely marked, and everywhere it went, there would be a special sign marked 'Invasion Success'.

The photos alone have been taken in hundreds of them, all of which are full of squid and happy smiling faces of everyone, and of course, some people's smiles are always slightly distorted and scary.

Seeing that the time to leave the dungeon had reached the countdown state, and the two figures, one large and one small, had come to the beach again.

is also facing the blowing sea breeze, the same grinning hands on the waist, the same solemn gaze, and even the expression is exactly the same as before.

Man: "Remember the slogan we kept shouting?" ”

Girl: "The sea, aggression, this is the greatest romance between companions!" ”

Man: "Remember what we're all about?" ”

Girl: "If you want to get love, you have to start with little things!" ”

Man: "Good, remember the song of aggression I always taught you?"

Girl: ""Love Devotion", I won't forget to say it! ”

Man: "You have shown me with your actions that you are fully qualified to invade, so the Sea House and the house next to it are now officially yours." You should know that I'm about to leave here with my companions, but I hope that during my absence, you won't forget what I've taught you! ”

Girl: "...... I see, I won't forget it...... I'm going to invade this place with my heart and ......."

Man: "Don't cry, as a great aggressor, you will never cry for a little thing, remember!" ”

Girl: "I remember, as an aggressor, I will never cry!" ”

Man: "Well, if you behave well, I'll take you to another world another day, and then we can invade the new world together, understand?" ”

Girl: "I know, I'll be aggressive with my heart, and don't break your word!" ”

The corner of the man's mouth showed a good-looking arc and said: "Ah, how can you break your promise, I believe that day will be very soon......"