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Toxic, I really didn't think of this, how the hell is this going back, I really have to ask my uncle. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Uncle, have you been poisoned?"

"I almost got hit, and I knew that Wei Ran must not have any good intentions. If you start a war, you will start a war, and what kind of war book will you send, and what you can do if you don't have a trickery. Sure enough, he did poison the letter. But I was prepared, and I put on this human skin glove before he came a second time. It's exquisite, it's not a flaw that you can't see at all. ”

My uncle dangled in front of my eyes with a pair of human skin gloves wrapped in cloth, but he wouldn't let me touch them, what a weirdo.

"Uncle, you said that this human skin glove is poisonous, can this glove also be poisoned?" I asked.

"Hehe, gloves really can't be poisoned, but this is a human skin glove. It's not made of resin or rubber, it's made of real leather. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to see any flaws, you know what is going on now. After saying that, my uncle smiled weirdly again.

"Made of leather, is it a human ......" Before I could say the words in the back, my uncle covered my mouth.

"Don't say it, don't say it."

If you don't want to say it, I won't say it, but let me say that I don't even want to say it now, because it's so terrible. My uncle can always come up with some strange things to scare my son from time to time, so I'd better be careful in the future, otherwise I will be scared to death by him one day. Kneel and beg for a hundred black! Cliff! Your Excellency

"Uncle, then your trick won't be seen through by Wei Ran this time."

"Well, I've thought about it a long time ago, so that after a while, we'll hang up the battle exemption card and make the illusion that I'm really poisoned, so maybe we can confuse Wei Ran for a few days." My uncle's method was really good, and we immediately began to do it, and in less than five minutes, the huge battle-free card was already hanging high above the castle tower.

"Uncle, that's fine." I'll show my uncle the war-free card that has been hung up.

"Yes, yes, it just so happens that I can rest again in the past few days. Now we just have to wait for the reinforcements from outside to be assembled, let's merge together and see how Wei Ran dies. "My uncle is happy enough, but I can't be happy, he was going to scare me to death just now, it's too much.

My uncle seemed to see my dissatisfaction and asked, "Xiaoyu, what's wrong, why are you still unhappy?"

"Uncle, you still have the face to ask, you made a joke just now that it was too much, if you stop half a minute late or I am half a minute faster, your hand will be gone. If you really become a cripple, let's see if my aunt will want you. I said dismissively.

"Hehe, how to drop, if you really cut off my hand, then I will let you raise me for the rest of my life, believe it or not. As for your aunt, she won't want me, we're old husbands and wives, and you won't understand as a child. "I really don't understand, I really don't understand enough about adults. But I don't want to understand, so let's get down to business.

"Uncle, if there is anything you need my help with, I will go back without me."

"Yes, of course, the soldiers are preparing for the fire attack, so you should go and prepare with you."

"Fire attack." I asked.

"Yes, it's a fire attack, otherwise I'll have to wait for the wind to pick up what to do. We just found reinforcements, but we still can't change the situation that the enemy is outnumbered, you have seen the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. ”

"I've seen it." I said.

"Now it's like the Sun and Liu coalition is us, and the alliance of Wei Ran and the Holy Mother is Cao Cao, we want to win more with less, and being afraid of fire attack is our best way. And I calculated that there will be a strong wind in a few days, and with the help of the strong wind, maybe we can turn things around. ”

My uncle's idea is good, but I'm afraid of something leaking. I followed him to the warehouse near the city walls, good fellow, and there were all sorts of fire attacks in it. There are rockets, there is tung oil, and there are flying fire crows. Some of these things have only been seen in books, and today they are considered to be real.

"Uncle, are you bad at all these things?"

"I didn't make it, I drew the design drawing, and I explained the principle to Gongyi Wushuang for a long time, and he made it. But we also have to admit that if the public losers return to our world, it is estimated that they will win a Nobel Prize or something in a few minutes, and it is not a matter at all. ”

My uncle is right this time, although the public loses the unequaled people, but the ability to make things here is really unmatched. If he is willing to go back with us and sell a few inventions, he will make a fortune. Just as I was thinking about it, my uncle gave me my son again.

"What do you think, you always giggle every day."

"No, no, I just feel like we're about to win, I'm happy."

"Victory, wait, it won't be so easy." My uncle said something meaningfully, and then lit another cigarette. As soon as he lit his cigarette, I went over and snuffed it out for him.

"Uncle, do you want to set this place on fire, it is still written that fireworks are strictly prohibited, and you smoke here yourself." After I finished speaking, my uncle realized that he shouldn't have smoked just now. But he didn't feel embarrassed, took the cigarette I had just snuffed out, ran outside and smoked again. My uncle is really an old smoking gun, and it seems that he basically can't leave his mouth in the world except for eating and not smoking.

I followed the soldiers to see if the supplies were properly placed and if there were any potential fires. In my opinion, except for my uncle, who is a hidden danger, other hidden dangers are basically non-existent. But it's been a long time, and I don't know if my uncle's cigarette has run out.

"Uncle, uncle, here." I probed my brain and came to the city tower again, my uncle didn't smoke or do anything else, he was in a daze there. It seems that I rarely see him like this, and he doesn't usually seem to be so decadent.

"Uncle, why are you still depressed?"

"Alas, I didn't make the country rich and the people strong, and I didn't make the world peaceful, so I was depressed." My uncle can really tidy up, what kind of family and country affairs can an old and unserious psychology have. I looked at the empty cigarette case he had dropped on the table, and finally knew that my uncle had really run out of cigarettes for so long. It's just that where to buy cigarettes in this place, there is really no place to buy them if you have money.

"Uncle, is it because I don't have a cigarette to smoke?" I asked.

"Alas, I know you still ask, how lacking you are in virtue. Come, I'll give you a task, find some tobacco leaves for the uncle, there are no cigarettes now, I'll roll some cigarettes myself. "My uncle is really hungry, I don't know where to get some leaves, I found a newspaper and rolled it up. This cigarette not only smells great, but also chokes the nose.

"Uncle, uncle, I'll go out and find you cigarettes, don't smoke this, and choke us all to death."

Looking for cigarettes is looking for cigarettes, but where am I going to find cigarettes?