Two chapters in a row

The dividing line of the twos

…… Wen Tingting said perfunctorily to Li Gang's question: "I have my own plans, so don't ask." ”

Li Gang helplessly spread his hands and accepted Wen Tingting's answer, which was not an answer, and then patted his tofu flowery little buttocks, "Raise your hands." ”

"Ah~~"

Tofu Hua answered, grabbed the jerky in his mouth, and raised his hands high. Li Gang put down the broken arm and wiped the blood stains on its body with the torn clothes that had just been torn from Tofu Hua's body.

While watching Li Gang wipe the blood stains of tofu flowers there, Wen Tingting opened her mouth and asked, "Second Lieutenant Li Gang, can I ask you a question?" ”

"Just ask."

"We're all under mental attack, why are you? What really happened during the time we lost our five senses? ”

Not only Wen Tingting wondered, but Liu Shanshan also had the same question, for them, the whole process of being attacked was a black eye, and then Li Gang brought them here to see his monster Lori gnawing on his broken arm. I don't know what happened during this period, and it seems that Li Gang has not been mentally attacked at all, which is indeed curious.

This time, Li Gang didn't sell it, and said directly: "The matter is very simple, there is a group of stupid killers who are afraid that Liu Xiaomei and I will hinder their action to assassinate you because of the assassination method, so they are self-righteous and plan to kill us." As a result, instead of working on me and Tofuhua, their scum-like mental attack revealed their location. In case there are other killers attacking, I'll stay with you as a flower messenger and let Tofu Flower clean them up. As a result, this foodie was bought by a brother with a broken arm, but let the main owner run away. But as the killer escapes, so does the mental attack on you, and then you all know. As he spoke, the blood stains on Tofu Hua's body were also wiped clean. After wiping the day, Li Gang slapped it on its bare buttocks again, signaling it to turn around and prepare to put on new clothes. By the way, the elasticity is good.

Unexpectedly, after Li Gang finished filming, Tofu, who was still holding his hands high, did not turn around immediately, but turned his head to look at his buttocks.

These two round things hidden behind them are something that Tofu Hua has never noticed much, but they are often taken care of, and they are almost the same as the treatment of the head, are they the same existence? Tofu Hua didn't understand this kind of problem, and he didn't bother to think about it, so he simply stretched out his little hand and patted it, and the "pop" sound of the shot, and continued to raise his hands high after the shooting, and turned around.

“… You don't have to learn this. "Li Gang wiped his sweat, it's good to have a strong learning ability, but it's really good not to learn strange things. And don't slap someone's butt, that will definitely make the taunt worth the table.

The appearance of the tofu flower leaking out of breath made Wen Tingting cute, and she couldn't help but think of her sister in the Lori period. Think about the cute little Lori who followed behind her and called her sister cutely, and then think about the female pervert who is still following behind but shouting her sister lustfully, I can't help but sigh: Time is really a pig-killing knife!

Shaking her head slightly, putting aside her messy thoughts, Wen Tingting laughed at herself: "I'm really sorry that I can't even block the scum-like spiritual attack, I didn't see that Second Lieutenant Li has a very high spiritual attainment." ”

"It's okay, don't worship me, do you want to sign it?"

"Yes." Wen Tingting's hearty answer surprised both Li Gang and Liu Shanshan, but then she added: "How about signing the contract for you to join our Wen Group?" You can also press the mudra! ”

Li Gang snorted: "Dwarf oil, I suddenly got the disease that I would die if I signed it, so forget it." ”

He took out a new piece of clothing from the space ring and put it on Tofu Hua, and said to Tofu Hua, "Put your hands down." ”

Tofu Hua obediently put down his hand, grabbed the jerky and continued to gnaw.

Subsequently, Li Gang was about to wrap the broken arm on the ground with the torn clothes of tofu flowers, but he just picked it up and let out a "huh".

"What's the matter, has the sign died of illness recovered?" Wen Tingting teased.

Li Gang shook his head, pointed to his hand and broke his arm and said, "That's not it, but the broken arm brother seems to be a little wrong..."

Wen Tingting and Liu Shanshan looked at the broken arm in Li Gang's hand when they heard this, and the two cultivated beauties were almost scared. I saw that the bloody and blurred section of the severed arm was wriggling violently, and three slender flesh legs like insects were born on both sides of the severed arm, and then the wriggling fracture suddenly parted from it, turning into a large mouth with fangs on both sides, and the original fingers became sharp spikes. In this way, under the noses of everyone, the broken arm turned into a strange insect in Li Gang's hands.

There's something wrong with this, it's not a question of what's wrong at all!

The arm monster let out a heart-rending "squeak" scream, twisting the body that was grabbed by Li Gang and biting down on his wrist.

"Be careful!" Wen Tingting and Liu Shanshan couldn't help but scream when they saw this, but it was too late, the strange insect had already bitten Li Gang's wrist fiercely.

As the bitten Li Gang, he was surprisingly calm, and tilted his head to look at the strange insect that gnawed at his wrist but did not see the slightest effect, and said quietly: "Brother Broken Arm is really unexpectedly violent!" But what's wrong with you not brushing your teeth, why does the hair stink so much? ”

As he spoke, Li Gang grabbed the strange insect with his other hand and pulled it down. Although the thin legs and finger hooks of the strange insect desperately grabbed Li Gang's hand, they couldn't resist Li Gang's strength, all resistance was in vain, and its desperate resistance was finally torn off, and its thin legs were torn off in two.

"Squeak..."

The strange insect that was alienated from the arm kept writhing and screaming in Li Gang's hand, judging from its body language, this should mean pain, anger, and egg pain, anyway, it's about the same.

"This thing is a rare beast, right? Just this curious shape should also have brain-disabled people willing to pay a high price to buy it as a specimen. As he was talking, Li Gang noticed that the writhing body of the broken arm monster insect in his hand quickly turned red, like a hairy crab in boiling water, and couldn't help but say, "Hey? What's going on? Annoyed and angry or what, blushing directly to the butt You are also unique, do you have an ass? ”

Li Gang said and turned the broken arm monster insect that was turning from red to purple upside down to look at the place where it was originally the palm of his hand, and he seemed to be slightly disappointed when he saw the tightly closed palm, and then said: "Since this is the case, then let the broken arm fly!" ”

Before the words fell, the Broken Arm Monster Worm had already roared towards the vast and boundless sky with the sound of breaking wind under Li Gang's vigorous throwing.

Li Gang's sudden act of throwing the broken arm monster insect surprised Wen Tingting and Liu Shanshanzheng, and they saw something even more unexpected happen. At the moment when the strange insect was thrown out of his hand, two pairs of glowing blade-like patterns appeared behind Li Gang, and at the same time, a clear translucent phantom wrapped his body, and then the huge hand phantom palm that moved with the movements of his hands was relatively imaginary, and it took three seconds for a sphere to form from scratch. As soon as the grapefruit-sized sphere took shape, it was immediately pushed out by Li Gang with his phantom hand, and the speed of the sphere was as fast as lightning, and it chased straight in the direction of the Broken Arm Monster Worm that had disappeared in the air a few seconds ago.

And after Li Gang stared at the sky tightly for a second, the Yuan pattern on his body disappeared with the phantom, and he breathed a long sigh of relief: "After the fight, call it a day." ”

After the first layer of the genetic optimization chapter is refined, the evolution ability has also increased, and with some practice, the overlord rigid clothes can now be used proficiently, and similarly, the god extinguishing bomb is also more proficient. Coupled with the amplification effect of the Overlord Gangyi, the God Extinguishing Bomb that originally required to be held for about ten seconds can be completed in about three seconds.

"Bang"

As soon as Li Gang's words fell, a not-so-loud explosion came from the distant sky. This was actually the sound of the explosion of the God Extinguishing Bomb before he spoke, and it was only because of the distance of the explosion that the explosion sound came after he finished speaking. The explosion could be heard by people on the street below, but it wasn't too loud to attract much attention.

Wen Tingting and Liu Shanshan looked at the sky in the distance at the same time, but they saw nothing but the blue sky and white clouds.

Wen Tingting turned her gaze back to Li Gang with a confused look on her face and asked, "Second Lieutenant Li, can you explain?" ”

"Since you have asked sincerely, I will be merciful to you..."

Before Li Gang finished speaking, Wen Tingting shook her finger and interrupted: "This kind of verbosity will make girls annoying!" ”

“… Well, in short, I feel that the fluctuation of the Yuan Force of Brother Mutant Broken Arm suddenly skyrockets sharply and is very unstable, and I guess it may be to learn from Uncle Laden to play self-destruction, because this is a commercial area, so I threw it into the air to reduce the impact. But just to be on the safe side, I gave it a god extinguishing bomb as a parting gift, and directly erased it to prevent it from releasing poison gas instead of playing self-detonation. After all, its saliva stinks dimly, and it is difficult to guarantee that it will not be poisonous. Saying that, Li Gang sniffed the wrist that had been bitten by the broken arm monster insect again, and immediately pinched his nose with grinning.

"If it's poisonous, it's okay if it blows up."

"It's different, God Bomb Extinguishing is my trick, using it to blow up is absolutely environmentally friendly, fresh and pollution-free."

"Oh? Why? ”

"Because... It's the secret, tell me what you're capable of, and I'll tell you why. ”

"Hehe, now is not the time." Wen Tingting laughed dryly, and at the same time sighed in her heart, Li Gang is really not as easy to fool as he seems.

"Don't say it, forget it, let's go back to the headquarters, it seems that the person who wants to assassinate you has a few brushes, and this broken arm brother is quite unexpected." Li Gang picked up the torn clothes on the ground again, wiped the foul-smelling saliva on his wrists, and continued: "You know, if it climbed on the two of you just now, you would never be able to take it off with your strength." And I'm sure it's your neck that bites first. So you won't even have a chance to see the self-destruct and hang up. The killing moves of one ring after another are really unguardable. It seems that the broken arm was left on purpose, and perhaps it was the right choice to let the tofu flower eat it in the first place. ”

"I know, but I'm not going to change my mind." Wen Tingting's tone was firm, without the slightest fear, "You can leave, I will explain it to your captain." ”

Li Gang shook his head helplessly: "Obviously with a pure Lori face, his temper is more stubborn than that of a donkey." ”

"It's also hated to say this kind of thing to a girl, no wonder Second Lieutenant Li is still a single nobleman! Hehe..."Wen Tingting smiled coquettishly.

“… Count you ruthless. Li Gang burst into tears, picked up the tofu flower and the pile of big bags and small buns and jumped downstairs without looking back.

"It looks like it poked him in the wrong spot." Wen Tingting smiled at Liu Shanshan with a harmless expression.

"......" Liu Shanshan was speechless, this eldest lady is really terrible, no wonder my sister reminded her to be careful, and she was a little sympathetic to that pervert.