Volume 1 Gods, Ghosts, Demons and Spirits Are Disrespectful 050 Hidden in the countryside
"Engong, you are a grace to us for recreation!"
Yan Xiaoyi killed the happy and mourning ghosts, and reaped enough benefits, so he went back to the old man's house to sleep, listening to the cicadas, feeling the night breeze with heat, there was no such taste, and he slept very comfortably.
And when Yan Xiaoyi woke up, he heard the commotion outside the door of the house, and when he got up and opened the door, he saw that Niu Laosan's whole family was here, carrying a lot of baskets in his hands, including eggs, meat, and melons and fruits.
Yan Xiaoyi also smiled, and said to Niu Laosan and his daughter-in-law: "It's not here this time, right?" ”
Niu Laosan and his daughter-in-law blushed and said embarrassedly: "There was such a big thing yesterday, we haven't had time to try, but when we got up this morning, nothing changed back, it seems that it's good, and we have to thank Engong, if it weren't for you, we wouldn't know what to do." ”
"Hah!" Yan Xiaoyi smiled: "It's just a gesture, don't take it too seriously." ”
Although Yan Xiaoyi said so, Niu Laosan's family naturally still couldn't help but be grateful, and in the end, Niu Laosan seemed to think of something, ran to the door, and pulled someone in with a rope, Yan Xiaoyi looked at it, okay, it was the old man with a bull nose who claimed to be a disciple of Maoshan.
"Eun Gong." Niu Laosan said: "Look at how this liar should be cleaned up, whether to beat him up and throw him out of the village." ”
Reading > novel xstxt villagers are simple, so they think simply, this beating is light, and a habitual criminal like him will be thrown to the police station, and it will definitely be indispensable to be detained for more than ten days, but the bull-nosed old man is obviously more willing to go to the police station.
"How can I be a liar, I will also help." The bull-nosed old man winked at Yan Xiaoyi and said: "Be kind, when you beat the happy ghost, the old man also fought for his life, thanks to my copper coin sword, I saved your daughter-in-law's life, by the way, what about my copper coin sword?" ”
The old man chattered endlessly, Niu Laosan slammed his fist to beat him, Yan Xiaoyi waved his hand to stop him: "Forget it, he also eats with a mouthful, and if it is an ordinary ghost, he may really be able to help you solve it, how many have so many two brushes, it is not a complete lie, and I still have something I want to ask him." ”
"Then spare him this time." Niu Laosan is now grateful to Yan Xiaoyi, so he naturally obeyed his words, and immediately threw the cow's nose to Yan Xiaoyi and said, "Engong can deal with it as he wants." ”
Yan Xiaoyi smiled, and then said: "Don't call Engong, I can't afford it, just go back if you have nothing to do, and strive to make a doll as soon as possible, but, according to me, you can hold another wedding banquet, anyway, it's six times, it's not bad this time, it's lively and lively, is it like getting married, don't worry, this time it won't happen." ”
Niu Laosan agreed with a smile, and then there was a burst of thanks and greetings, and Niu Laosan's family put down the gifts and left.
The old man was impressed by Yan Xiaoyi, and pointed his thumb at Yan Xiaoyi, insisting on returning the money he had received before, but Yan Xiaoyi refused, and under the pretext of finding the old man with a bull's nose to ask about something, he dragged someone back to the room.
"This thing is yours, isn't it?" Yan Xiaoyi took out the copper coin sword, shook it at the old way, and said, "Do you want to take it back?" ”
"Yes." The old man replied cheekily, and then said: "But you always like it, it doesn't hurt to take it away, just let me go." ”
"Don't worry, why should I arrest you, you are not Tang Seng, you can live forever if you eat it." Yan Xiaoyi threw the copper coin sword aside and said, "I'll ask you something, you said that you used to be a disciple of Maoshan, do you know Kunlun?" ”
"Of course I know, that's the best of my generation." Niu Bi said: "However, we are not a system, people Kunlun mainly catches demons, Maoshan mainly descends ghosts, people go to cultivate the Tao to become immortals, and Maoshan cultivates the merits of the world." ”
"Hey, there's a lot to know." Yan Xiaoyi said: "That's it, it's not easy for you to be a liar, but the news of going south and north should be very well-informed, you help me pay attention to the affairs of Kunlun, mainly because there has been any movement recently, and then tell me, what do you think?" ”
"Yes, it's easy." The old man thought for a while, and suddenly said: "I really have news of Kunlun, if I tell you, the copper coin sword ......."
"Give you back!" Yan Xiaoyi said: "That thing is too low-grade to give me." ”
Yan Xiaoyi told the truth, he had seen the attributes after he took away the copper coin sword yesterday, it was very ordinary, it was just to be able to make the evil spirit manifest, and it was purely a mistake to be able to deal with the happy and mourning ghosts, Yan Xiaoyi has no shortage of survival time now, he really wants similar game props or weapons, he can buy a bunch of them on the Internet, and it is definitely much better than the broken copper coin sword.
But Yan Xiaoyi didn't care, but the old Taoist did, and immediately said happily after hearing it: "Two days ago, Kunlun used Feihe to communicate with Taoist friends all over the world, saying that there was an outcast in Kunlun's inner gate who stole Kunlun's treasure and escaped from the mountain gate. ”
As he spoke, the old man took out a paper crane and flew around the room as if it were alive.
Yan Xiaoyi said happily: "Even you are qualified to be called a Taoist friend with the people of Kunlun?" ”
Lao Dao smiled dryly: "Although I was driven down Maoshan by the master, but I didn't have a big fault, but the master said that I had a bad heart, and my qualifications were limited, and I didn't have any future to let me go down the mountain, and I was still a registered disciple, and, to tell the truth, as far as the Kunlun gang of people came and went, asking for news or something, it was really not as good as Lao Dao me." ”
Yan Xiaoyi smiled, shook the copper coin sword, cut the rope on the old man's body, threw the copper coin sword back to him, and said, "You can go." ”
Lao Dao took the copper coin sword, paced two steps out, hesitated for a moment, and said, "I take the liberty of asking, you won't be that Kunlun outcast, right?" ”
Yan Xiaoyi turned around and grinned: "Be a man, you really shouldn't ask around, let you not leave, you can't leave now!" ”
Lao Dao was suddenly shocked, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Lao Dao's mouth is very tight, never talk nonsense, never talk nonsense." ”
"Hahaha......" Yan Xiaoyi laughed and waved his hand: "Teasing you, have you ever seen a Kunlun disciple use a gun?" ”
"Huh? I haven't seen that before. Lao Dao thought for a while and said, "Are you a Western exorcist or a monk of the church?" ”
"Then you can't take care of it, it's just that I'm also very interested in Kunlun's heavy reward, you get out." Yan Xiaoyi waved his hand, but something suddenly sounded, and he hurriedly said, "Wait, come back." ”
The old man stopped his footsteps, and said with a sad face: "I'll just eat with a mouthful, don't you always make it difficult for me?" Let's not let me go. ”
Yan Xiaoyi said: "Do you have a phone?" ”
"Yes!" Lao Dao obediently handed over a phone, which was very ugly, like a brick machine, and there was a thickened and lengthened signal antenna, but Yan Xiaoyi was happy and said happily: "Satellite phone? I can't see it, you still use high-grade goods to eat with a mouthful of food? ”
Lao Dao said with a dry smile: "In some places, communication is inconvenient, so you can always take precautions." ”
Yan Xiaoyi took the phone and said, "Let's go." ”
Lao Dao took two steps and turned around: "Really gone?" ”
Yan Xiaoyi waved his hand impatiently: "Get out, get out." ”
The old man suddenly ran away as if he had been pardoned, Yan Xiaoyi didn't care about him, he was going to leave immediately, but at the moment, it seems that Kunlun has been looking for people all over the world, this rural place may not be in the eyes of others, it will be much safer, but there is no network in this place, even the TV has only sixteen channels, and the signal of the mobile phone is always zero, which is suitable for hiding, but it is almost equivalent to being blocked from the outside world, so what Yan Xiaoyi wants to need most is a laptop that can access the Internet by satellite.
Dialing Tiger's phone, Yan Xiaoyi said directly: "A notebook with satellite Internet access, I will use the electronic map to send pictures to you, this place is a bit remote, you are afraid that you will have to contact the air transport yourself, and other things will contact you after I get the notebook, and now I am too lazy to listen to your nonsense." ”
After the words fell, Yan Xiaoyi hung up the phone directly, the provincial Tiger guy was chattering, and his chattering problem was really unbearable.
On the other end, Tiger also cursed Yan Xiaoyi fiercely, and chattered for ten minutes without repeating the same, and then took the phone to contact Su Tian, informed Yan Xiaoyi's address, and at the same time began to receive pictures on the phone, and had to contact the seller to buy a notebook while typing......
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Two days later!
Yan Xiaoyi leaned on the yard eating watermelon and basking in the sun, but there was a sudden buzz of "boom boom" in mid-air, which led all the residents of the village to run out of the house, stretching their necks and looking into the air.
A moment later, a black helicopter appeared above Yan Xiaoyi's head, the black package was thrown out of the hatch, and with a "poof" sound in mid-air, the parachute was opened, and it fell down flutteringly, just falling into the yard.
Yan Xiaoyi ran forward and pulled off the parachute, tore open the package and saw that it was a black notebook, Yan Xiaoyi immediately smiled, and then gave a thumbs up and waved his hand in the air, and the people in the cabin also gave Yan Xiaoyi a thumbs up, and the helicopter flew away in the distance.
"Old man, old man, you can't have a socket at home, right?"
Yan Xiaoyi ran into the house with a notebook, no matter how poor this rural place is, it is not an ancient society, of course there are sockets, and of course there is electricity.
Plug in the power, Yan Xiaoyi turned on the notebook and hid in this rural place, firstly, it was boring, and secondly, the news was too closed, however, if you could access the Internet, these two problems would naturally be solved with tenacity, but, before that, Yan Xiaoyi was scared half to death, just turned on the computer, and suddenly there was a ghost cry on the desktop, and a skull with bleeding eyes jumped out so coldly.
In fact, it may not be terrible, the main thing is that it is too abrupt, who would have thought that a skull would suddenly jump out when the computer was turned on, which scared people, and Yan Xiaoyi's heart stopped for half a second!
After the skull, a document popped up on the desktop, and after it was automatically opened, Yan Xiaoyi saw the words "hahahahahaha" swiped the entire document interface.
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