Chapter 46: Target Ghost Pirate Ship! (3 more)
Chapter 46 Target Ghost Thief Ship!
Sometimes, I have to say that Jax Perry's brain is really interesting, and the same chubby bearded Jepps is really "high" in his work efficiency.
Let's not talk about the old sailors who are old enough to retire. A dwarf who doesn't grow up, an old man who relies on parrots to talk without a tongue, and even a woman, this combination of pirate sailors, it is a compliment to say that the remnants of the army are defeated.
"This is your sailor?" Lan Ze squinted at Jack Perry: "If this is what you said about strong soldiers, I think I'd better leave with Will." ”
"No, Mr. Lan Ze, please don't underestimate them!" Gipps on the side defended: "They are very capable! It's a bunch of crazy guys! Definitely a crack soldier! ”
"Competent? Crazy? Elite soldiers? Lan Ze sneered, squinted at Captain Sparrow, and looked at the group of sailors with a smile: "Are you sure?" ”
Feeling a little uneasy on his face, Captain Jack Perry stopped, his gaze resting on an old sailor with a parrot on his shoulder.
Parrots, which represent pets, in the 17th century, in this era, anyone who could keep a pet on a pirate ship was a person with a certain status, which was an unspoken rule.
However, most captains have an eagle on their shoulders, although there are also those with a more odd personality who choose parrots or monkeys, and his old rival Barbossa has a damn monkey.
With the confidence of enigma, Captain Jack Perry looked at Caton with a parrot on his shoulder, and let out an impassioned voice: "Mr. Caton, can you obey orders, move forward bravely, and be fearless in the face of death!?" Mr. Karen! Answer my question!! ”
Unfortunately, Mr. Caton, who had this cute parrot on his shoulder, couldn't answer Jack Spary's question because he was a mute.
Watching Gipples quietly tell Jack that Perry Catton was a mute, and the embarrassment on Captain Sparrow's face flashed away, Lan Ze felt very interesting, which made Captain Jack Perry feel very unable to get off the stage, and glanced at Gipps angrily.
But Gipps said that he was very innocent, and looked at Jack Perry helplessly, knowing that his people were going to chase the ghost pirate ship next! Who would go to normal people? The terrifying legend of the ghost pirate ship is not false! Many people have seen that only the madman or cripple in front of him would be willing to risk his life.
There is a good saying, the cannon you have made an appointment with you will finish it when you cry.
Captain Sparrow was in such a state, he just took a step, and then he reluctantly stepped back, looking at the parrot on Caton's shoulder with nervous eyes: "Mr. Caton's parrot, please answer the question!" ”
It's like a farce, and it doesn't do anything other than make people laugh twice, but Sparrow doesn't show embarrassment, or does his neurotic brain not be the same as normal?
However, relative to how to solve Lan Ze's problem, another trouble came.
Annemarie, a beautiful female pirate and one of Captain Jack Perry's countless predecessors, is so impressed by Annemarie because Sparrow once stole the female pirate's ship.
Raising his hand is a slap, Captain Sparrow, he was stunned on the spot, the captain's love history is definitely an excellent gossip hot spot, sometimes, Lan Ze even sighed, the captain should not be a pirate, in fact, the love seeder is the captain's main profession, looking at Jax Perry who licked his face and explained, Annemarie was very angry and gave the captain another slap: "You stole my ship!" ”
"I just took it without your permission, and I'm actually going to give it back to you." Tear down the east wall to make up the west wall, women are the most incomprehensible animals in the world, Captain Sparrow never had the luxury of simply fooling an angry woman, this is reality, this is love.
"But you don't have a boat right now!" Annemarie glared angrily at Captain Sparrow, and her eyes seemed to breathe fire.
"Nope! I've got a boat, and you'll get another one, one that's even more perfect. "It's getting a little complicated, but Jack Perry will fix everything, like knocking Annemarie out like last time? This was a nice note, and Captain Sparrow began to think about how to stun Annemarie
Unfortunately, things changed, Will's mouthfulness allowed Annemarie to become the captain smoothly, which made Jax Perry a little helpless, but even more helpless, Lan Ze boarded the ship.
Lan Ze's uncle is not the same as Will's little brat, Jack Perry now knows Lan Ze's identity, the famous pirate throat cutter, Sparrow is not worried that Lan Ze will spoil his own affairs, because there are very few people who know the secret of Will's background, Sparrow is worried about Annemarie, once this hot-tempered female pirate provokes Lan Ze, it will be interesting.
In fact, things between Lanzer and Annemarie went far beyond Captain Sparrow's expectations.
As we all know, cleaning the deck is the most basic obligation of a sailor, even in the alloy deck of such a high-tech ship in the 21st century, it is still necessary to clean it regularly, if you slack off, the corrosive power and pollution of the sea will tell you the price of laziness.
In the 17th century, wooden decks were more resistant to corrosion and pollution by the sea than special alloy decks.
Decks that are not cleaned for a long time are not only slippery, but also corrode very quickly, which will greatly reduce the life of the boat, and wooden boats are more likely to breed algae and store seawater.
So on the first day of Annemarie's arrival, all sailors were ordered to clean the deck.
Of course, this also includes Lanze.
"Hey! Big man, come and clean up the deck! Damn, don't lie down like a bitch. This is your tool, don't be lazy. Annemarie pinched her waist and pointed at Lan Ze and said with a fiery temper.
Lan Ze glanced at Annamarie, ignored the other party, and turned to leave, which made Annamarie very angry, she felt that her majesty as a captain was challenged, and looked at Lan Ze's leaving figure viciously.
In the afternoon, Lan Ze found Captain Sparrow, threw him a bottle of rum, and lit a cigar himself, this kind of thing that appeared at the end of the fifteenth century, although it has been developed for less than two hundred years, is not as famous as later generations, only a few people like this unique taste, and Lan Ze is one of them.
"Sparrow, take care of your woman and tell her not to mess with me." Leaning on the mast, looking at Lan Ze, who was squinting and swallowing the clouds and mist, Sparrow smiled helplessly: "Mary? You know, some things ......"
Lan Ze waved his hand, interrupted Sparrow's words rudely, and waved his hand: "That's your business, I don't care, I've already given you a face, if you can't manage it, I don't mind helping you take care of it." ”
"Okay, okay, I'll try, after all, this is your ship." Captain Sparrow shrugged helplessly, raised his hand and took a sip of rum: "I'm a little strange, Lan Ze, I'm curious, why are you on that ship, aren't you British?" You should have been able to kill me then. "Sparrow is referring to the time when he robbed the Dreadnought, you know, Lan Ze is strong enough to kill himself!
"Kill you? Why? Lan Ze looked at Sparrow with some amusement: "What's in it for me to kill you?" Can I get me to another knighthood? Or is your Captain Jack Perry's bounty enough to drive me crazy? ”
"And what is your purpose?" Captain Sparrow asked rhetorically, although Lan Ze was right, his head was very valuable, but compared to Lan Ze's current status, it was nothing, but it was precisely because of this that Sparrow was even more curious about Lan Ze's purpose, which was why he did not take the helm to pursue the Black Pearl.
"Purpose?" Lan Ze tilted his head and thought about it, what is the purpose of his world? The mighty power of the North Sea Monster? Or the strength to dodge bullets?
"That's right, that's the purpose, what is your purpose?" Looking at Lan Ze who was thinking, Sparrow hurriedly asked.
"Probably boring, as for the purpose? Don't know if freedom counts? Lan Ze smiled and shook his head.
Freely? This is probably the second, the most old-fashioned, and the most boring excuse.
Got up from the ground and patted Sparrow on the shoulder, Lan Ze was not stupid, he knew that Sparrow was testing his thoughts, so he simply had a showdown: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in that compass of yours, you can rest assured to go to Barbossa, as for Will, I don't want to lie to him, so you'd better tell him." ”
"I don't understand what you're talking about." Seeing Sparrow's innocent look, Lan Ze smiled and ignored Captain Sparrow, and turned to leave.
In the evening, Annemarie did not come to trouble Lan Ze again, which made Lan Ze breathe a sigh of relief, after all, he was really not good at making a move on women, but to Lan Ze's surprise, the next morning, Lan Ze had not woken up from his sleep, Annemarie angrily killed and kicked open Lan Ze's door.
"Damn, Lan Ze, you coward, get up for the old lady! Do you think you're looking for Sparrow? Tell you, this is the old lady's boat! Everything on board is mine! Damn Sparrow, damn Lanze! I want you to know how good I am! Like a shrew, Annemarie picked up a wine bottle and threw it at Lan Ze's head.
"Damn it, Annemarie, what are you crazy about!" Lan Ze looked at Annemarie who suddenly went crazy a little speechlessly, and really couldn't understand what Sparrow said to the crazy woman in front of him last night!
"Am I crazy? Damn, why don't you talk about you? You coward, trash, moth, get me off my boat, and sure enough, all that can be with Sparrow is trash! If you are a piece of garbage, you should find a blue pond and survive in the dung heap like a moth! "As a female pirate, Anne Marie is not easy, you must know that in this patriarchal society, the power of women is very weak, especially in the profession of pirates, women often represent ominous, which can be seen from the phrase that Gippes often hangs on his lips: "Carrying a woman on a ship will bring bad luck".
Meeting the old lover Sparrow, made Anne Marie very happy, and at the same time once again owned the pirate ship also made Anne Marie very excited, Anne Marie is a woman with strong self-esteem, in front of the old lover Sparrow, Anne Marie did not want to show a bad side, but Lan Ze yesterday did not give face, so that Anne Marie's heart was covered with a trace of gray, this is a provocation to the majesty of his captain, so for Lan Ze, Anne Marie has no good feelings, especially Sparrow said to himself this morning to put up with Lan Ze, It made Anne Marie even more angry.
"Bichi?" Lan Ze's face was a little ugly, Anne Marie's words were a little rude, and Lan Ze also believed that the other party just said it out of anger without thinking, but the sentence that you should find a blue pool made Lan Ze a little disgusted.
Alice in the twilight world, her future wife, the woman she likes was scolded, although the other party was unintentional, but Lan Ze still felt very angry!