Chapter 83: Bottled Water
Chapter 83 Bottled Water
"No! I had to ask what exactly he made me remember? I pouted and muttered, then ran to the shop opposite the water store that sold all kinds of pipes, pulled out a two-foot-long steel pipe from the shelf at the door, and threw the steel pipe out with force aimed at the human who ran more than ten meters away......
Just listen to "Poof! With a thud, the steel pipe pierced the knee of his left leg as if he understood my command. The human immediately screamed and fell to the ground.
I shouted at him, "Hey, what the hell did you want me to remember?" As soon as I finished speaking, the five zombies chasing him had already rushed to him, screaming and pounced on him without hesitation......
"Alas...... How many of you...... Don't bite him! He hasn't finished talking to me yet...... "When I shouted at the zombie, the zombie had already begun to bite him frantically, one zombie bit his throat, the other two zombies instantly tore open his abdomen, and two zombies tore off one of his arms and one of his thighs respectively.
"You ...... You ......" I was about to say more, but the human heartbeat had stopped.
"Do you know what I hate?" I yelled at the zombie who was eating the poor human corpse, "I hate zombies for stealing food from me!" This human being is mine! After roaring, I instantly rushed to the middle of the five zombies, pulled a thigh out of their gap, opened my mouth and took a bite.
The zombie next to me glared at me and yelled at me. I raised my little sharp claws and grabbed at its head, grabbed its half-pulled face with one claw, and yelled, "Die! Die! Die! After roaring, he pawed on its head and slapped its entire head to pieces.
The other four zombies immediately sensed the danger, and they all stopped biting at the corpses and stepped back with a low roar. I yelled at them, "You guys have done what I hate the most, so you're all guilty of capital crimes!" ”
"Dead ...... Crime...... What is it? One of the zombies roared.
"The capital crime is that you are going to die!" I yelled at them. As soon as I finished speaking, two long white snakes rushed past me, and the two sharp claws at the front of the long snake strangled the necks of the two zombies, instantly choking off the necks of the two zombies, and their heads fell to the ground.
I know it was a heron. So I turned to the heron and smiled, "My heron is awesome!" Let's kill the remaining two! ”
"It's the master!" As soon as Lu Lu's words fell, her two arms, which turned into ropes, immediately wrapped around the remaining two zombies, and then the ropes were quickly tightened, and the two zombies were strangled into pieces of meat in the blink of an eye. After strangulation, the two arms of the heron quickly returned to their original state.
"Great! That's great! Both humans and zombies eat their brains! Aha! "I jumped on the ground with joy. After speaking, he pulled the human corpse that had been bitten and mutilated by these five zombies from the ground and ate it in a big gulp.
After eating, I looked at the heads of the two zombies scattered on the ground and the strangled upper bodies of the two zombies, and then smiled at the heron: "Lulu, you eat the brains of these four zombies, and then spit out half of them for me to eat!" Hey! ”
"It's the master!" In reply, the heron grabbed the upper body of a zombie from the ground, ripped off the scalp and lifted the skull with great speed, and dug out the entire brain inside and stuffed it into its mouth. After chewing a dozen times, I swallowed it.
After eating, the heron pulled up the upper body of the other zombie, pulled out the brain and stuffed it into his mouth. I didn't sit idle, I picked out the heads of the two zombies on the ground, took out two brains from them, and stuffed them into the heron's mouth.
After swallowing all the brains into my stomach, I couldn't wait to open my mouth to the heron......
Heron pressed her bulging stomach hard, and this time she not only vomited the zombie brain she had just eaten to me, but also the human corpse she had just eaten!
After eating the delicious food that the heron spit out to me, I gently pinched the heron's face and smiled, "Hehe! It's so delicious! The food that comes out of the mouth of the heron is the best food to eat! It's better than the brains of zombies and the hearts of humans, and I'm going to eat the food that comes out of the heron's mouth in the future! ”
"Good master, as long as the owner wants to eat in the future, the heron will spit it out for the master to eat!" The heron lowered her head and said with a slightly red face: "But...... Master...... Now the heron's stomach is suffocating, and it seems that there is no food in it......"
I laughed and said, "It's okay! I've already eaten a lot anyway, so I don't feel full...... I never seem to have had enough...... But I don't think I'll feel hungry again for a while, so let's wash our bodies first! It's so dirty and uncomfortable! ”
Heron looked at my body and said, "Well, everything is up to the master!" ”
After Lu Lu finished speaking, I looked at the water shop, then looked around, and said worriedly: "I just don't know how to take this bath?" I can't seem to find a container for water......"
Lulu looked at the water shop and whispered, "Master, this ...... Simple...... Let's wash it directly with a bucket...... That's it, right? ”
"Just take a bath with a bucket......," I muttered as I looked into the water shop.
Heron walked into the water shop, took out a bucket from the bottled water on the ground, drew a circle in the middle of the bucket with her finger, and then gently pulled the bulge on the top of the bucket upwards to open the bucket from the middle, cutting off a complete bucket of bottled water in half.
Seeing the heron's behavior, I jumped on the ground with joy and laughed, "You are so good!" I didn't think of that! With that, I instantly jumped over to the bucket made of a basin made by the heron and plunged my little head into the bucket. The clear, cold water stimulated my little face very well, and I stuck my little head in the bucket for a long time before sticking it out.
When I came out, I found that the heron had already placed a dozen buckets of water with half or a small part of it removed from us. When she saw me sticking my little head out of the water, she blushed slightly and whispered to me, "That...... Master...... Let's give the owner a bath......"
"Good! All right! As I spoke, I took off my white dress stained with blood and stains, and a pair of small red leather shoes. Heron also took off her white strapless sleeveless dress, which was also stained with blood and smudges......
I stared at the heron for a while, and suddenly realized that the door of the water shop where we were was still open was still open, and outside the water shop was the once bustling street of W City. Anyway, there is no more bustling on the streets now, but the occasional roar of zombies outside makes me feel annoying.
So I hurriedly put on my dress and asked the heron to put her sleeveless dress on as well, and then we quickly ran to the place where we had just met the humans, and pushed the two carts full back to the water shop. Then I pulled down the roller shutter door, and the whole water shop became an enclosed space, and there were only two people in it, Lu and I......
The heron turned to look at me and whispered, "Master...... I just found towels and soap in the grocery store next to the water shop, so we can wash them clean! ”
"Hey, hey! Lulu you are so good! I love you to death! I laughed and jumped into a bucket that had been cut in half, and the heron dipped a towel from the bucket to wipe the blood and stains off my body before giving me soap. I followed her example and wiped the stains off her body with a towel and then slapped her with soap as well. Then Heron washed the soap foam off me with another bucket of clean water, and I washed the soap foam off her body with another bucket of clean water. Then we washed it again with two buckets of clean water.
After we were clean, the heron washed our dresses again with the water we had bathed in. While washing her, she whispered: "This is the clothes that the heron and the owner have worked so hard to find, so it must not be wasted!" ”
I love watching the egrets do their laundry. There is a heron who can not only highlight delicious food from his mouth, but also bathe me and wash my clothes...... What should I call her now? Well...... Let's call it a maid for the time being!
What a joy to have such a maid!
Thinking of this, I gently hugged her from behind and pressed my little nose against her back, smelling the foul smell that emanated from her body that could not be masked by the pungent scent of soap. Then I sniffed my own body again, and the stench from my body was heavier than that of a heron......
I really don't understand, why do Herons and I wash so cleanly, and our bodies still smell?
"If you can't figure it out, don't bother with it!" I muttered something to myself, picked up a new dress from my cart and put it on, and then dressed myself in my favorite white dress as well. After dressing up, I opened the roller shutter door of the water shop and walked out of the water shop.
When I came out, I looked back at the water shop and closed the shutter door again. Then he muttered in a low voice: "There is a lot of water in it, and I will come to take a bath every day in the future, hehe!" After that, I found another one-meter-long steel pipe from the pipe shop opposite, inserted the steel pipe into the lock ring on the roller shutter door, and forcefully bent the steel pipe into the lock ring again, and then bent again through the lock ring.
In this way, I tied the steel pipe three times around the lock ring. I don't think any other human would even want to open the shutter door of the water shop unless someone with great power came......