I looked at the golden-horned centipede lying in front of me, and I wondered for a while, could it be that a small universe could explode? Or is he a Super Saiyan Frog?

"Come on, little one, uncle invites you to a barbecue." Dad looked at Xiao Budian with a kind face, took out the unfinished barbecue from his bag and handed it over: "You eat slowly, it's not enough!" "Is this still my dad? Do you want to change so much!

"Fanzi! Let's get the tentacles of this centipede off! Golden! We're rich! Old Song shouted at me excitedly, and his eyes were about to burst into gold.

"Old Song, if you dare to touch that thing, you will become an immortal, that thing is highly poisonous, and you will die if you touch it." I pointed to the centipede's tentacles and said, "You go and try, I won't stop you." ”

"Lao Tzu is not the kind of person who wants to get rich! Don't make rumors about me! Lao Song looked upright.

", which grandson just said that he wanted to get the tentacles down?" I looked at him helplessly, and suppressed the ** that had just risen in my heart to kill.

"That person is definitely not me!" Lao Song smiled.

"Your uncle!"

Under the thick skin of the old Song Dynasty city wall, I was completely defeated, and talking to him was a kind of torture.

While I was teasing each other, the centipede corpse on the ground suddenly moved.

It doesn't matter if you don't move, it almost scares us out of our guts.

"Oh my god, this thing isn't dead yet?" The fat man exclaimed in a trembling voice, and took several steps back in succession.

"This grandson is probably not dead, he fainted, let's just kill it quickly!" Dad said with a serious face: "Soldier, don't you have a grenade?" Throw this grandson in the mouth and blow it up! ”

"Brother Qi, who's going to break its mouth?" The soldier looked at his father with an embarrassed face, and his father was stunned for a moment, and smiled slightly: "I'll go to the toilet, I won't mix such trivial things." ”

A few of us looked at each other and began to make excuses.

"I'm going to go to the toilet with my uncle." Lao Song smiled.

"I'm going to accompany Lao Song to the toilet with Dad." I smiled.

"I'm going to find something to eat." Six-fingered face is expressionless.

"I'll go get something to eat." The fat man has a simple face.

"Please, Sanzi!" The four of us shouted in unison, and hugged our fists at the third son: "Strong! It's up to you! ”

"You guys are so ruthless!" Sanzi wiped his tears and walked over to the centipede, while we hid not far away and turned on the onlooker mode.

Speaking of the third son, we all think that he is quite fragile, and he cries as soon as he is bullied by Lao Song, no, he cries now. The standard glass-hearted boy shatters when he touches it, but he can't help it, he's too good to bully, we can't help it!

"Alas, it's really hard for Xiaotian, this kid." Dad looked at the third son who was struggling with the centipede with a melancholy expression, and kept sighing in his mouth.

Dad, can you not put on such a hypocritical expression, I want to spray you when I see your expression!

"Uncle Bing, you have to take it easy!" The third son approached the centipede tremblingly with the branches, and kept instructing the soldiers: "You have to pay attention! ”

"Don't worry, Xiaotian, leave this matter to my uncle, it's all right!" The soldier was eager to try a grenade in his hand, and smiled at the third son: "I used to be famous for grenades in the army!" Just look at it! ”

"Okay Uncle Bing, I believe you, don't let me down" The third son trembled and took the branch to poke the centipede, ouch, it's okay! Looks like I'm asleep! Seeing that the centipede was lying on the ground, the third son's self-confidence exploded, and he waved at us and shouted, "You all show me to my brother!" Brother shows you guys! Unpromising! As soon as the words fell, I saw him pick up the branch and break the two big pincers in the centipede's mouth, and just when we were enjoying it, the centipede suddenly moved!

"Ouch! Help me! The third son was taken aback and shouted at the GI, "Hurry up! What about grenades! ”

Seeing this, the soldier did not dare to slack off, and took out a grenade and shouted heroically: "Look at me! ”

When it was too late, he pulled out the ring and aimed it at the centipede's big mouth and threw it in, and when we saw this, we couldn't help but shout in unison: "The two strong men are really brave!" ”

Suddenly, we all felt something was wrong, and it seemed that there was a dull pain in our lower bodies.

"This thing should have exploded in about ten seconds after pulling the tab, right?" Six Fingers asked with a puzzled expression.

“”

Well, we forgot about this stubble.

"Do we seem to have forgotten something?" The soldier looked at the third son with an ugly face.

"It seems to be yes," the three sons were about to cry.

"Run, !!!"

The two of them ran towards us, and before they could take a few steps, the grenade exploded in the centipede's mouth, and there was a loud bang, and the soldier and the third son both threw themselves to the ground.

"Woo woo woo why I did this kind of thing!" With a big flower face, the third son kept wiping tears from his tears beside us and accusing us: "It's so unfair, if I hadn't run fast, I would have gone with human centipedes." Hearing the third son say this, Lao Song walked up to him with a sympathetic face, hugged his shoulders and comforted: "Third son, it's okay, pure masters, afraid of begging?" ”

Your uncle's! Is this consolation!

I watched the expression of wanting to kill gradually appear on the face of the third son, and calmly took a few steps back, thinking in my heart if I had to watch out for a murder tonight?

After the grenade exploded, the centipede's head was blown to pieces, and the body was fine.

"Little guy, it's all your fault, why don't you do things well!" I took out the little dot and put it in my hand to educate it: "If you want to do things in the future, you will be sharper, and if you meet this kind of grandson, you will be killed directly!" "I don't know if this little thing listened to it, he bit my fingers in his mouth and rolled in my palm, and smiled at me after listening to me, not to mention how lethal it is, but Brother Fan is an ordinary person?

"Ahem, little guy, I don't really blame you for this, after all, you're still young!" I looked kind.

Don't get me wrong, I've always been so generous.

"Let's eat roasted centipedes today! This centipede's leg is delicious! The fat man excitedly circled around the centipede corpse, and kept shouting: "Ouch, I'll go, I have to taste it today, this thing is a big supplement!" ”

I looked at the bloody corpse, and my heart was disgusted: "Fat man, you eat it yourself, I'll eat the biscuits"

But when it came time to eat in the evening, I gave up on this childish idea.

This centipede's legs are as thick as a child's arm, and the meat inside is like crab meat, and the smell is so fragrant!

Sure enough, the fat man is a great expert in eating, and this insight is incomparable to us.

"How? Delicious, right? The fat man smiled as he watched us gobble up.

I nodded: "Fat brother, I'm really convinced!" This stuff is so delicious! As soon as I finished speaking, I found that the centipede leg in my hand was missing, and Lao Song ate it with a smile on his face, as if nothing had happened.

"Old Song, I'll grass your uncle!"

"Weed-resistant."