● "It's really not interesting to say that you kid, you didn't give me a slap when you got married, and to be honest, I really want to slap you to death." *.**/*

In the room, Lei Zhe and Slippery Scoop chatted about their lives over the years while drinking, and before they knew it, they talked about their families and relatives, when Slippery Scoop got married, he didn't tell anyone, because the wife he chose was not a monster, but a human being, although it was a human with special abilities.

At that time, the relationship between youkai and people was very complicated, humans were afraid of youkai, but they also admired youkai, many youkai in Japan had different identities such as mountain gods, river gods, etc., human beings worshiped them, and they were responsible for protecting humans, so there was a very special delicate balance between humans and youkai, and this balance could not be broken, otherwise it would bring indelible disasters to both sides.

The combination of humans and youkai is bound to not be liked by either party, and this can be seen from the treatment of Inuyasha, but the noraya carp companion is much stronger than Inuyasha, and he grew up in an environment that can accept himself.

Half-demons, with the blood of humans and youkai, some half-demons are stronger than pure-blooded youkai, they have the advantages of humans and youkai, but at the same time have the shortcomings of both sides, and like Inuyasha and Nura Koi are the lucky ones among the half-demons, they have abilities above youkai, but they have human minds.

The main reason why Slippery Scoop didn't tell anyone about his marriage back then was that his wife was a human being.

"When I met Ji, it was very sudden.,And who knows if you're sleeping.,Your kind of work and rest time calculated in years as soon as you sleep.,What do you want me to do.,So in the end, I still didn't give you news.,And anyway, Ji is a human being..."

"Okay, okay, I know, you said everything else is an excuse, you're afraid we don't look down on humans, are you? Tsk・You kid is really,Forget it.,It's a little late to say this now.,How about it・Is the situation of my brother and sister okay now? ”

The biggest problem between humans and monsters is life, and the life time of monsters for thousands of years is not comparable to that of humans, even if some people have very strange powers, they can't be the same as monsters, although I don't know how long Slippery Scoop has been married to each other, but Lei Zhe always feels that the other party should have passed away, right?

However, Slippery Scoop smiled: "Ji is in good health, although he is very old now." ”

"Doesn't think it's too late?" Lei Zhe didn't expect Ji to be built in・Calculate that it would be at least two hundred years since Slippery Scoop and Ji got married, this is still the least, how can there be such a long time in the Warring States Period to the current Edo Period, no matter how special a human being, this lifespan should have reached the limit, and Slippery Scoop's words made Lei Zhe really a little surprised.

"Hey, carp companion, take this to your old lady to eat, although it is said that rejuvenating can't do such a thing, but it can make your old lady regain the way she was when she was young, and her life will be extended for a long time. No problem, I also have medicine here to make your wife become a **-year-old Lori, do you need it? ”

Finding that the slippery scoop was looking at him, Lei Zhe glared at the other party, and then threw the medicine in his hand to the slave carp companion, the carp companion who received the pill was a little stunned, he first looked at his father, and then looked at Lei Zhe, and then stood up and left the room.

"I owe you a favor again, it's a really annoying feeling." Slippery Scoop smiled helplessly, he took the wine glass and drank it and said, this time Lei Zhe's appearance has brought him a lot of help, whether it is his internal organs that were taken away by the feather fox, or Ji's current physical condition, maybe he will owe Lei Zhe any favors in the future, Slippery Scoop doesn't like this feeling, because he knows what he asks, Lei Zhe will not refuse, and with his ability, he can be satisfied, but it is precisely because of this that Slippery Scoop wants to stay away from the other party. …,

If Slippery Scoop is the kind of person who is greedy and has no moderation, of course he hopes that Lei Zhe will give him as many things as possible, but unfortunately he is not, and if Slippery Scoop is really like this, Lei Zhe will not treat him as a brother

"Hah, do you know what I'd most like to see you look like? That's what it looks like now, thank me, thank me, thank me, hehe. Lei Zhe smiled, and Lei Zhe's expression also made Slippery Scoop want to slap the other party's face, this expression was too obscene and shameless, and now Slippery Scoop understands that what Lei Zhe is asking for is not his own reward at all, but wants to see his current state, this bastard is really an S.

"Actually, you know what? Of course I understand what you guys think, but I also have my own thoughts, I don't care if you repay these so-called 'favors', because I don't care, I just want to help you as a brother with your problems, just like the dog daddy back then, he would rather lose his life than come to me for help, that bastard, do you think you are going in style? Didn't he know that he needed someone else to deal with the mess he left behind? I, ah, I really want to go to Huangquan to pull out that bastard and slap him twice, easily joke with my own life, and easily add pain to others, although I haven't left Gensokyo all these years, but I've always seen the situation of Inuyasha and Sesshomaru in my eyes, and I don't know what to say. ”

Lei Zhe is still smiling, but his laughter is like crying, he knows that he has no right to ask the dog daddy's choice, but he can't accept that kind of ending, in the original plot his feelings are not so deep, but when the two sides have a friendship, drink together, chat together, brag and scold the street together, he can't agree.

"Lao Tzu has been an orphan since he was a child, and he didn't meet my adoptive father until later, to be honest, money, power, power, I don't care about these things, what I want, what I care about, is this invisible and untouchable feeling, whether it is family, friendship or love, I am selfish, selfish to the extreme, if you and I are not brothers, you now even if you are eaten by the feather fox I will not waver, even if the dog daddy dies in front of me a thousand times, I will only leave with a smile, I can destroy a planet without changing my face, because they have nothing to do with me, I can kill tens of thousands of people, that's because they are all my enemies, but I can't see you hurt, bastard! ”

"There are fewer and fewer friends in this world, and I don't know when I'm leaving, I don't belong here・Logically speaking, I shouldn't be in this world, but since I'm here, I can call you brothers, so what am I going to do・It doesn't matter if you think you owe me a favor, but I don't need you to make any repayment, you know, even if it's a prayer demon in the lost bamboo forest, there are brain-dead people who want to fulfill their wishes for free.

Lei Zhe said to stop here, because he had heard footsteps, the door was opened, and a surprised Nu Liang carp companion walked into the room excitedly, and behind him was a woman, a very beautiful woman, with a calm smile on her face, giving people a very comfortable breath, this woman was Slippery Scoop's wife, Ji.

"Oooo Lei Zhe's expression had changed again at this time, and he said with a smile, and he had disappeared from the excitement just now, and Slippery Scoop was not too happy because his wife had become younger, because he had been thinking about what Lei Zhe had just said.

"You're the friend that Slippery Scoop has been mentioning, Lei Zhe, hello, it's a pleasure to meet you." Ji was born in a noble family and was a princess of a country, so both her actions and tone seemed very different, and although the carp companion next to her had a lot to say to Lei Zhe, she was stopped by her mother's eyes. …,

"Hehe, it seems that this bastard often mentions me, I didn't participate when you got married, I'm really sorry, although it's a little late, but I hope you don't mind, you're really good, Slippery Scoop can marry you, it's his luck, I salute you, I hope you can go to the end with Slippery Scoop." After Lei Zhe finished speaking, he picked up the wine glass and drank it all.

"Thank you for your blessings." Ji smiled, then picked up the wine glass as well and drank the wine inside.

"So I said, you're really lucky, buddy, I don't have such a good thing."

"Huh? You have it, do you still have few confidants? Are you too embarrassed to envy me? You don't have the qualifications to say that in the whole world, you know? Slippery Scoop rolled her eyes.

"Confidante and wife are two different concepts, okay? And, ah, I forgot to tell you, in fact, I'm getting married. ”

"Poof..." Slippery scoop squirted out the wine in his mouth, looked at Lei Zhe with a shocked expression, and then he pointed at the other party: "Is your head in water?" ”

"You've just got water in your head, well, I haven't told you about it, have you? Actually, I have a fiancée, and yes, I count... Well, there are several. "Reezer is talking about Gilgamesh, and he has already decided that when he returns to the Lelouch world and solves all the problems there, he will return to the magic tower, he will officially marry those women, and he can't let them wait any longer.

"Several? Let me do the math, Youxiang, Cuixiang, Yongyi, Qiluno? ”

"No, it's not a few of them, I said before that confidantes and wives are two concepts, and what I'm talking about is a real wife." For Gilgamesh and the others, Lei Zhe never mentioned it, but this time he didn't hide it, maybe it was because he saw the happy appearance of Slippery Scoop and Ji, or maybe he also wanted a formal family, not some Crystal Palace?

"Hey, you have anyone else besides Yuxiang and them? Aren't you afraid that Yuka and others will tie you up and hang you at the gate of Gensokyo to whip your corpse, and finally cut it into pieces and feed it to the dogs? Youxiang and others' feelings for Lei Zhe, of course they understand, these old friends always complain that Lei Zhe is full of peach blossoms, and the peach blossoms are full of luck, but they are also worthy of sympathy, because the women around him are not very easy to deal with, and now Lei Zhe actually told himself that his wife is not Youxiang and others, this is big news, do you want to tell Youxiang and them these words, and then hide next to the play?

"Whip corpses or something, I've long been used to it, do you think my life would be peaceful without Yuxiang them? Have fun, right? You haven't seen anything called a real Shura field, it's simply unimaginable, and buddy crawled out of that kind of hell, often lying down and getting shot, you kid is much happier than me, no, I should say that this is my own trouble. ”

Lei Zhe said that he had a sip of wine here, and then said to the three people in front of him without concealment: "You always say that I say a shake S, in fact, I feel that I am even more M because my wives are either queens, empresses, or overlords who are famous in history, if I am not an M, how can I like this type, and then you look at Youxiang them, which one is a soft girl?" If someone is like Ji, gentle and virtuous, and reasonable, I don't have such a headache. ”

"You've won the prize, but if Slippery Scoop really brings back another woman, I'll let him know what hell is..." Ji smiled, the smile was still gentle, but I don't know why Lei Zhe saw a familiar shadow in her, and the other party was always very gentle and very considerate of herself, but the other party definitely didn't have to be Arthur's fault when it was black, that person was called Enkidu...

"Haha, no, no, to be honest, this kind of bastard character, eighty percent of the bastard character, only you can stand it, anyway, is the carp partner married?" Lei Zhe inadvertently shifted the topic to the carp companion, of course he knew that the other party was married and had a wife, but the fate of the two was quite bumpy, and the carp companion's current wife would become a feathered fox in the future, and kill the carp companion. …,

"I'm married." The carp companion said that he was very happy at this time, but Lei Zhe knew that he had something else in his heart, maybe it could be called a heart knot.

"Oh? Is it? By the way, do you have something on your mind? Speak up and listen, maybe I can help you out. ”

"Huh?"

"Why, don't you believe it? Didn't your dad mention me? My name is Lei Zhe, I live in Gensokyo all the year round, and I am the owner of the Lost Bamboo Forest, I have a nickname called 'Prayer Demon,,It means to be able to fulfill any wish of anyone.,If you encounter any trouble, you can say directly.,You are the son of the slippery scoop.,That's my back.,For you I can fulfill a wish for free.。 ”

"Prayer Demon... That legendary prayer demon?! Although Koiban's personality seems to be very frivolous, he is actually very calm, but at this time he is really shocked, he never thought that his father's friend is the legendary youkai who can grant all wishes, why did his father never mention it in the past?

Yes, yes, of course my father won't mention it, Lei Zhe is a prayer demon, that famous monster, if Slippery Scoop says that he and he have been friends for many years, what will it be? Maybe many people will find the slippery scoop or even find Lei Zhe directly, the current slippery scoop is no longer the single wandering monster at the beginning, he is the first generation general of the Nuliang group, the master of the nocturnal spirit of the hundred ghosts, some things can't always look at the surface.

"It seems that my name is also very useful outside, you can say anything you want, don't worry, your father won't say anything, he doesn't dare." Lei Zhe found out that Slippery Scoop wanted to stop the carp companion, but he was the first to speak.

"Lord Lei Zhe, I, I..." The carp companion was a little nervous, and then he took a deep breath and adjusted his mentality and said, "My wife and I have been married for fifty years, but she has never been pregnant, as for the reason, no one has figured out, can you..."

"Call your wife, your wife is human..."

"No, she's a monster, a ghost."

"I see, go and call her, it's very simple."

About a few minutes later, Nuliang carp companion walked into the house with his wife, this woman gave Lei Zhe the feeling of being similar to Ji, it is a very desirable close relative, giving people a very comfortable feeling, after a brief introduction, Lei Zhe did not hesitate: "Slippery scoop, it seems that the hatred between you and the feather fox has accumulated very deeply, but I doubt why you didn't directly kill the other party in the first place, leaving such a big trouble?" ”

"You think I don't want to? If I could really kill her, I wouldn't be so unlucky to have my liver gouged out, why, why is my daughter-in-law so related to the feather fox? ”

"Yes, the relationship is not shallow, your daughter-in-law, the wife of the carp companion, will be the next reincarnation vessel of the feather-coated fox, and the reason why she can't have children is also because of the curse of the feather-coated fox." Lei Zhe said this, raised his hand a little Yamabuki Otome, the wife of the carp companion, and then a text appeared on the other party's forehead, this is a 'fox, the word, Lei Zhe's right hand flicked slightly, this word shattered and disappeared, and Yamabuki Otome also passed out.

"Okay, then it's no problem, carp companion, give this thing to your wife, let her fuse with this thing, only the feather fox won't be able to find her, and I guarantee that within a year, you will have a healthy child, well, I have a hunch that you will have a group of children and grandchildren in the future, at least you can form a football team or something, of course, if you want to form a 50-person copy team, it's no problem."

Lei Zhe smiled, his words relieved the carp companion, and the smile on his face became relaxed, but Lei Zhe then spoke again: "I have a slight request, I hope to grant." ”

"Speak, please."

"In the future, if it's a daughter, I won't ask for it, but I hope that your eldest son can be called Lu Sheng, Nu Liang Lu Sheng, if you want, you can teach him to me to tutor for a while, how about it?"

"No way!" Before the carp companion could speak, Slippery Scoop immediately objected: "The name can listen to you, but my grandson will never allow it to be handed over to you for counseling, otherwise he will definitely be a bastard who is shaky on the outside but M on the inside..."

"Hey, I can't treat you as if I didn't hear it, what is a bastard with an appearance S and an inner M, I can't treat this as if I didn't hear it..."