Chapter 81: The Power of Foodies
Mantou is a good person, and the good guy card is collecting
Manju is the dividing line of a good person
In the ruins, there are countless trap beasts that are very dangerous, but the most dangerous are the humans themselves. The difference between these two dangers is that no matter how dangerous and difficult the relics are, they can always find a way to deal with them. And a person who wants to put you to death will always have all kinds of conspiracies and poisonous schemes that make you unable to guard against them.
And the development of events is always full of all kinds of accidents, even if the agencies are exhausted, they can't stop people from going crazy.
Take Li Gang and Yang Hongliang as an example of the robbery in front of the entrance of the labyrinth.
First of all, Li Gang discovered the strangeness of the robber and reminded him first. Then Yang Hongliang pretended to accept the conditions of the robber brother and abandoned Li Gang, apparently he did not accept Li Gang's kindness and chose his own strategy.
The robbers' plan is also very simple, just lure Yang Hongliang and his party over, the trap has already been prepared, it doesn't matter if they really believe or have other plans, as long as you come over, you will die.
As a result, Yang Hongliang, who planned to do so, fell into the trap like the robbers' plan, but unexpectedly, he used a bomb to scatter flowers without saying a word.
Damn, can you play cards according to the routine, even if you see through it, you don't have to throw a bomb directly.
Yang Hongliang's indiscriminate bombing went directly to half of the robbers, and it seemed that they had already won the game, but the robbers' trap still worked, making them fall from heaven to hell in an instant, and collectively lost their ability to act.
This is exactly what the sentence says, the plan can't catch up with the changes, and you never know who will laugh at the end until the last minute.
Although the robbers got the desired result, they lost half of their numbers in vain, and it was fake that they did not catch fire. At this time, Li Gang, who was left behind, rushed over, and originally planned to take care of this annoying guy, but now he was not in the mood, so he was angry with him.
originally received Yang Hongliang's code, which was the ugly "blink machine gun", and Li Gang stayed there waiting to see a good show. As a result, the show was acted, and the bomb version of the Heavenly Maiden Scattered Flowers was free and lively enough, but Yang Hongliang and the others inexplicably stopped moving.
You don't need to put on performance art if you want to appreciate your masterpieces, right? Is this really popular now?
Fortunately, Li Gang is not stupid, and it can be guessed from the ** expression on the face of the grizzled robber that Yang Hongliang and they are in trouble.
Okay, being an audience doesn't stop, it seems that only the heroic and handsome guy can save the scene!
So Li Gang threw off his arms and ran towards the entrance of the maze, and as soon as he ran less than halfway, the head of the robber manifested a spike and threw it.
Originally, seeing that this spike fell into the poison pool, Li Gang wanted to laugh at him, but before he could open his mouth, he saw hundreds of ugly bubbling sharp-mouthed poison monsters popping out of the surrounding poison pool, and they spat directly without greeting one. Perhaps, spit is their unique way of greeting? your sisters!
Before the disgusting yellow saliva rain arrived, the fishy smell was already blowing in the face. This smell is really a cruelty, just like the old stinky feet that have not been washed for a hundred years and are put in the manure tank and soaked for seven seven or forty-nine days, without waiting for the venom to come onto the body, this smell alone can be used as a stuffy stick to knock people out.
… Poof!
Li Gang spit out the little thing he ate before, and his nose is too good, so he must find a beautiful woman to smell it and take care of his nose!
Don't say anything, release the Yuan Force defense. Li Gang formed a defensive layer composed of Yuan Force around his body, blocking all the yellow venom that was shot. He bet that if the saliva was sticky to his body, he wouldn't be able to wash it clean.
The stink is a little stinky, it's a big deal to hold it and stop panting. Brother is very calm, unless they can spit out electromagnetic railguns, they don't want to break through the current Yuan Force defense.
Li Gang was not afraid of venom under the Yuanli defensive shield, so he calmed down. And the tofu flower that has been used as a satchel under his arm is not calm. It struggled to break free of Li Gang's arm with its fleshy little arms and legs, and as soon as it hit the ground, it jumped out like a cannonball—a baby cannonball!
Boom....
The tofu flower in the form of a baby slices across the water at a speed of 3,000 meters per second, knocking the poisonous monster standing on the water and spitting directly into slag, and finally crashes into a vine inserted into the poison pond before stopping. This is a veritable human cannonball.
The vine shook violently from the force, and although it was broken, it was not completely broken. And the initiator Tofu Flower also changed direction due to the obstruction of this vine, and plunged into the poison pool with an oblique head, splashing a big splash, and even the poisonous beasts on the water surface were lifted into the sky.
All this happened in an instant, Li Gang looked at the splash in the distance in a daze, and the feeling of egg pain came slowly. What did the guy surnamed Yang say? Can't attack vines, right? Is it an attack if it is broken......
Definitely count!
"I'll it! What the hell are you doing, this seems to be a venom pool, I know that you are not afraid of anything, and you don't need to use this to show your presence!! Don't plan to go to bed again when it stinks... Wait, why does that sound a little evil? Li Gang complained and complained, in fact, the tofu flower jumped out of course not to show its existence, nor because the egg hurts, it didn't either! It's because after seeing this pool of poisonous monsters pop up, some sluggish appetite instantly regained its activity! Just imagine, if you eat the same thing every day, even if it is sea cucumber and abalone bird's nest porridge, you have to vomit, not to mention that there is no taste, the only highlight is the crisp dried corpse. And in the Rubik's Cube space, Tofu Hua has gnawed thousands of dry and hard dried corpses and corpse parts, and it is a little tired of eating no matter how picky it is. Now that I have seen the fresh ingredients, there is no reason not to be excited. If Li Gang hadn't grabbed it before, it would have even gnawed on people. So, the foodie jumped out and did what he had to do. It's just that it jumps a little hard and becomes a human bomb.
And in the next second after the tofu flower hit the vine and fell into the water, I saw that the scenery in the air next to the broken vine was distorted, and then a beautiful woman with white wings on her back, red fruits all over her body, and a graceful body with a height comparable to ordinary people appeared in the air.
In fact, it is not accurate to say that she is beautiful, because she wears a whiteboard mask on her face and has nothing but two eye sockets, which is a bit scary at first glance. And there wasn't a single hair on his head. In addition, her hands and feet are not like ordinary people, they are sharp claws.
This is what Yang Cannon calls an "angel"? Whatever she is, let's just think she's an angel. The shape is a little novel, but this figure is really very interesting, hurry up and take pictures......
Li Gang muttered in his heart while taking pictures with the watch communicator, how can this thing be so similar to the angel sister he has seen in that mysterious space, except that she is much smaller.
At this time, the surface of the poisonous water turned over, and a small head arched out of the water, like a green tofu flower stained by venom. It first shook its little head, as if it had been hit a little dizzy, and then immediately noticed the "angel" who stayed above its head and fanned the big white wings of the bag.
After staring at it for two seconds, Tofu Hua swallowed his saliva with a loud voice.
Can you swallow saliva with such a loud sound? Even Li Gang heard it, what is the structure of your throat, how much saliva does this cost?
Obviously, the venom in this poison pool is of no use to the tofu flower, otherwise it would not be so calm to flirt with the "angel". However, the group of poisonous monsters who were half-crippled by it were not in the mood to take a closer look at this intruder, and they puffed up their cheeks and spit poisonous saliva on Tofu Hua... There's nothing fresh about it......
Tofu Hua was looking at the seemingly delicious food above his head, but he was sprayed all over his face by the yellow and sticky poisonous saliva. It touched the poison on its face with its fat little hands, put it in its mouth and tasted it, then swallowed it.......
The poison monster obviously has a low IQ, and he didn't see that the venom was useless to this fleshy unknown creature, and continued to squirt hard. Tofu Hua raised his small hand and grabbed the sharp mouth of a poisonous monster at random and pulled it in front of him, this poisonous monster was bigger than the baby form, but so what? was still knocked down, and then the tofu flower showed a small baby tooth and gnawed it down on the head......
The poisonous monster didn't even scream more, and the lid was lifted, and the little brain pulp was sucked away by the small mouth of the tofu flower.
If you know what touches you when you are tired of eating dried corpses, you may be excited to tears now, and finally you can eat delicious food again!
Of course, one is not enjoyable, there are so many in front of me, the tofu flower has a blue eye, and the corpse of the poisonous monster in his hand is thrown down and pounced on the other with a "whoosh", and the snack time has arrived!
The "angel" who was staring at the tofu flower just now was ignored gorgeously......
What is an "angel"? They are the guardians, orderkeepers, and defenders of the seventh layer of the relic space. Their mission is to weed out unauthorized intruders and protect the "brood", the equivalent of the chengguan here. The so-called brood is a huge network of vines hanging over a swamp. Although the aura of the same kind sensed from this little little point before made the "Angel City Management" a little confused and did not attack immediately, it is obvious that this guy who is rolling in the nutrient pool of the brood and slaughtering the "beast" used to make the nutrient solution is the intruder who destroys the brood. So, even if it has a similar aura, even if it senses other intruders, this wreaking havoc must be eliminated first. Well, on behalf of the brood to destroy you!
The angel's wings, which had determined the target of the clearance, shook and fell like a meteor, and a claw slapped on Tofuhua's young body. The huge impact directly slapped the venom in this small poison pool, that is, the business liquid of this brood, into the sky, and fell the poisonous rain all over the sky.
The attacked tofu flower was like a high-speed ball, and it spun and exploded N poisonous monsters and broke a vine before stopping. Is this angel here to protect or to destroy?
Well, the angel didn't mean it, it was supposed to directly slap the attacker into slag, but he didn't expect the tofu flower to be so strong, but instead of being slapped into slag, it broke a conveyor branch of the mother nest. Of course, the angel, as a biological weapon, does not apologize at all, it just faithfully carries out its innate mission.
At this moment, a loud "bang" sound came from the poison pool, and one after another long tongues with a diameter of one meter thick burst out of the water from each poison pool, and then they cracked through the middle, revealing two rows of long black and shiny fangs. This form perfectly illustrates the phrase "all over the body".
Foodie, come and see your ancestors!.
Tofu Hua got up, shook off the half of the poisonous monster leg that was still clutched in his hand, and ignored the bar-shaped objects covered in teeth, but babbled and let out an "angry roar" at the angel...... Can you be more angry like this?
After the roar of a baby's cry, Tofu Hua instantly turned into a tall beauty in her twenties, still a red fruit. Of course, it wasn't intended to be a beauty trick, and it became like this simply because it was the state of maximum output in disguised form.
Human beings are in their twenties to thirties in the prime of life, and they are the most physically energetic period in their lives. And the body that tofu flower chooses to become at this stage can also achieve the maximum output in the camouflage form, which is an instinctive natural choice.
The reason why it didn't directly transform into a fighting monster form was because it was not necessary to judge from the attack just now, and the camouflage form was enough to deal with the enemy in front of it.
Of course, Tofuhua's little head didn't think so much, all it did was to act according to its own instincts, and subconsciously chose the most appropriate and labor-saving solution. It's like when you shake someone's hand, you don't have to think about it, but you naturally exert the right amount of force, instead of shaking it to death.
"Meat~meat~~" shouted at the angel, the content of its shouting was not mentioned for the time being, the sound was still quite good, and the tofu flower that turned into a beauty was full of slimy venom, and it looked like it had a different wet flavor.
… burst
Li Gang wiped his nosebleed, "The direction of the plot is a little wrong...... I like it~~, though."
Not only Li Gang because of this sudden fragrant scene on the field...... No, it was the unexpected attraction that made me stop. Even the robber brothers on the sidelines were stupid.
The leader of the robbers, who pretended not to explain, was completely messed up in the face of unexpected developments. "Damn, can anyone tell me what's going on? I just want to casually lure the poison monster to melt away that mouthy and annoying, and by the way, play the role of killing chickens and monkeys. Why is that sassy year okay? How did you lure the angels out? What was the angel attacking just now? Where did that fruit girl come from? Even the 'split teeth' came out. I just lightly attacked the poison pool, how the hell did this strange development evolve like this? Should I really accept advice and ambush in the labyrinth? ”
Regardless of the robbers' entanglements, the current shape of the tofu flower looks quite attractive, but the next action is not too elegant.
I saw that it squatted its seductive slender legs in a figure-of-eight, and then shot up like a cannonball, shooting straight at the angel.
The angel's wings in the air flickered, flashed sideways, and at the same time slammed a claw at the tofu flower flying by. The tofu flower "touched" and plunged into the poison pool, and a poisonous rain splashed.
After a successful blow, the angel did not give up, and swooped down in the direction of the tofu flower's fall, intending to give it a fatal blow. Unexpectedly, just halfway through the chase, the tofu flower that was smashed to the bottom of the pool jumped up again at a faster speed and collided with the angel. The huge impact flew out with the angel, and the tofu flower was very unsightly wrapped around it like an octopus, with both legs between the angel's waist and both hands grasping its shoulders. If you ignore the fact that the tofu flower is biting on the angel's neck, this is still a very fragrant picture. However, due to their speed, it takes good dynamic vision to see this fragrant scene, and it just so happens that Li Gang's dynamic vision is very good.
… Poof!
Li Gang squirted a mouthful of old blood, "One is not enough, now it has become two fruit girls in hand-to-hand combat, and they are still wet!" Do you want to kill my brother? In front of me who is so pure, this discordant vulgar behavior of yours belongs to the lens that should be mosaic...... Therefore, for the health of the majority of teenagers, I must take a good look at which ones need to be mosaic! ”
In the air, the terrible bite of the tofu flower was hard to bite off a piece of meat on the neck of the angel who couldn't even hurt Yang Hongliang's plasma gun, and the purple blood flowed. Tofu Hua once took her Mimi as a delicious bite, and she didn't see blood after so many bites, which shows that her seemingly soft and delicate skin is actually very tough!
The pain-eating angel went berserk, suddenly broke free of the tofu flower, grabbed its ankle and threw it down in a big loop. The tofu flower swirls and falls, the arms and legs are thrown around, all kinds of scenery~~
The tofu flower tumbled and fell in the air, smashing face down on the vine, but then it jumped up like nothing...... Have you ever seen someone who uses his face to borrow power?
Having tasted the sweetness, it didn't give the angel a chance to breathe, how could it let the food that reached its mouth run away? And this food is not only chewy, but also tastes good. For a foodie, food is the biggest motivation.
However, this time, when the bare-ass beauty of Tofu Flower swooped down on the angel in the air, there was a ripple of space around the angel, and then it disappeared, and almost at the same time it appeared behind Tofu Flower and stomped hard on its back.
After receiving this kick that was more powerful than a cannonball, the tofu flower smashed into the poison pool again with a broken sack that broke through the limit.
"Ah~~~~" The deflated tofu flower that had been eating it in a row was furious, and it roared and suddenly opened a pair of dark red armor wings behind it. These were the same wings it had transformed, but they were much smaller than they were in its hideous combat form, matching the size of a human.
Tofu Flower instigated its wings to soar into the air, and now it also had air superiority. However, with air superiority, it can't change its rough fighting style, and it is still rampage.
The angel who has suffered a loss no longer has a hard time with Tofu Hua, and every time Tofu Hua rushes in front of it, it will perform a spatial transfer and then appear behind Tofu to give it a look.
Although tofu flower usually looks silly and cute in addition to eating, it still has the consciousness of being a high-level non-human in terms of IQ, especially in battle.
Although I don't understand that the food in front of me is Mao, it disappears and reappears behind him every time it gets close, but the strange energy fluctuation when it disappears has been firmly remembered after being attacked a few times.
Finally, when the angel used the space movement again to dodge Tofuhua and attack, Tofuhua's body suddenly flipped over, and its wings slashed through the angel who had just completed the spatial transfer like two giant blades.
Not only do these blades look like blades, but they are also extremely sharp, especially the serrated edges of the wings, which are layered with layers of blade feathers, which make them sharper when cutting.
The angel was swept away by the wings of Tofu Hua, and two terrifying wounds were directly cut on his chest and abdomen. Purple blood splattered, the injured angel fell from the sky, and Tofu Hua flicked his wings and followed, ready to eat.
However, just as Tofuhua's hand was about to catch the angel, it disappeared with a ripple of space. Tofu Hua threw himself into the air and took a bite of something he didn't know what it was. Whatever it was, it swallowed it after chewing it twice, shaking its head, apparently not tasting good.
Tofu Flower is looking for its food called Angel, and there is another energy fluctuation above its head that makes it appetite, which is the "food light wave" for Tofu Hua, indicating that its food is back!
With ripples in space, angels appear again. It's just that things seem to have changed......
If it weren't for the angel just now who knocked a pound of the Ten Perfect Great Tonic Pill and made a full-body painting with baking oil in the short period of time that disappeared, then this is a completely different one. Because this new angel was very different from the previous one, in addition to the smooth and clean body without a trace of scars and blood, its body was also covered with strange golden veins. In addition, the biggest difference is that she can really be called an angel, because she does not have sharp claw-like hands and feet, but has slender jade fingers and white feet like a normal woman, but her face is still a mask, and this mask also has patterns.
"Ah~~"
Tofu Hua always feels that this food is not the same as the one just now, why? Why? …… Anyway, you can eat it!
Tofu flapped its wings and flew towards the angel in the sky......