Chapter 420: Another pit on the old man
"Is Mr. Tianyou at home? Please ask Mr. Tianyou to come out, we are all from the next village, and I have come to thank Mr. Tianyou. ”
"Yes! If Mr. Tianyou hadn't given us a charm in advance yesterday, our village might not have existed. ”
"Yes, yes, yesterday Mr. Tianyou said that there would be ghosts at night, and I don't believe it yet. Sure enough, the ghost cried wolf last night, that seeping person! If it weren't for the spell from Mr. God, we would have suffered greatly. ”
"Ask Mr. Tianyou to come out! If we don't thank him, are we still human? Everyone said yes! ”
"Yes, yes, yes..."
Through the voices of the people gathered in front of the house, I learned that these people were from the next village, and a small number of other villages around it. There is only one purpose, last night, the master's return to the yang, the noise was too big, so that they thought that without me to send a charm during the day, they would be killed by ghosts at night.
However, in fact, if he hadn't chosen to return his yang in Stone Mountain, there would have been no ghosts in the next village at all. At this time, I heard that they came to thank me at dawn, which really made me embarrassed, and I didn't dare to tell the truth, so I took the master's hand on the spot, and planned to slip away.
"Hey, isn't this Mr. Tianyou?"
Who knew that it was easy for me and the master to squeeze in, but it was not easy to squeeze out. In an instant, the master and I were surrounded by enthusiastic villagers, and words of thanks and admiration were endless.
There were even people from behind who squeezed towards me, shouting for apprenticeship and something like that. Of course, there are also some people who say that there are ghosts in the house and ask me to catch them.
It's just that the scene is chaotic and intense, crowded with people, even the master and I can't stand steadily, and we are squeezed by a force in the east and west. I felt like I was being pushed and walked, and my feet didn't touch the ground at all.
However, in this kind of chaos, I was also confused, and I only remembered one thing very clearly, and I couldn't let people take the opportunity to rub the master's oil. So I basically straightened the master behind me and moved her to the right for a while, and then to the left. Try not to let people squeeze into the master and touch the master.
Then I didn't know what was going on, and I was actually squeezed into my yard, and suddenly appeared in front of my parents who were in a hurry.
As soon as they saw me, they asked me what was the matter, and urged me to come forward and persuade them to come down. It was originally my business, so I naturally took it seriously, and I didn't pay attention to it, but I still held the master's hand, and stepped forward loudly to appease the excited villagers.
It took several loud shouts in quick succession to bring the situation under control and calm them down. I immediately took this opportunity to say, "First of all, thank you uncles and uncles for your kindness, the boy didn't do anything, he just did what he should do." So thanks, stop there. ”
As I spoke, I thought about it and made things clear. After all, it was my fault in the first place, how could I be their thank you if I frightened them?
So I focused on explaining that I was doing it in Stone Mountain last night, and I attracted ghosts and the like. He also offered to ask them for forgiveness. I thought that everyone would scold me, and even curse me, think about the charm they sent me last night, to avoid hurting the innocent, they can run to thank me at dawn the next day, you can imagine how big a shadow last night was in their hearts.
Who knew that the villagers not only did not get angry with me, but praised me violently, and most of them praised me for my ability. I was dumbfounded on the spot, dumbfounded, I really wanted to grab their ears and ask them out loud what they thought? Did I not understand it, or did I not explain it?
In the end, I realized that because of last night's incident, they were already very superstitious, and they were even more convinced of ghosts. At the same time, they are naturally more in awe, and they are afraid that there will be ghosts coming to their door, even if they have my charm, they can't resist the fear in their hearts. That's why I had to go to their village at night to be a mage to avoid evil.
This made me cry and laugh at the same time, but also explained bitterly, saying that there would be no ghosts and the like in the future. It's a pity that they don't believe it at all, but they still blame me a little, they don't want to help, and some extreme people even shout how much it costs, so I am willing to come forward and let me say the number, and they raise money from the whole village.
Although I am not cold to money, a gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way, so I will not be a god to cheat money at this time. Besides, I know that when they asked me to do it, they didn't really want me to catch ghosts, but just to comfort me.
Originally, I didn't really want to be this kind of mage who pretended to be a ghost, but it happened that I happened to see the three brothers Old Man Zhang and Old Man Song who were crowded in the crowd at this time, and my eyes rolled, and I hurriedly beckoned the people who were blocking them to make a way, and took three steps and two steps, and stepped forward to pull Old Man Zhang into the courtyard.
Then I pointed to the dazed old man Zhang and said, "Uncles and uncles, let me introduce to you, this is Zhang Tianshi, a master of Maoshan Mountain. The kid thinks that the law is shallow and thin, and he is ashamed of everyone's love, so he specially invited this Maoshan master, the contemporary Zhang Tianshi, to do Dharma for everyone, and Zhang Tianshi is highly respected, likes to do good deeds the most, and will not charge everyone a penny. ”
In an instant, the eyes of the villagers shifted to Old Man Zhang, and they immediately shouted to invite Old Man Zhang to go to the next village to do the rituals. This makes me have to admit that whether it is the Chinese medicine industry or the ranks of Mr. Yin and Yang, people are really treasured, no matter what their real skills are. With that old face alone, countless people bought it.
", the old man is kind enough to help you, you little rabbit cub don't thank me, forget it, and cheat me!"
At this time, Old Man Zhang came back to his senses, smiled reluctantly at the villagers in the next village, nodded, and whispered in my ear very unpleasantly.
I also looked at the villagers with a smile and whispered, "Old man Zhang, why am I cheating on you?" I am for your good, let you be famous, enjoy the worship of believers, and make the name of Maoshan famous! I didn't ask you to thank me, I'm already worthy of you! ”
"I'll fuck your uncle, do you dare to be shameless!" Old man Zhang almost didn't tilt his nose and yelled at me.
I smiled, pretended not to hear, and praised Old Man Zhang again in front of the villagers. And introduced him to the head of the next village among the villagers.
Then I folded my hands, thanked the villagers again, and threw the matter to Old Man Zhang. Find an excuse and pull the master to slip away. I ran to my bedroom at home in one breath and closed the door, and then I was relieved, dealing with such an enthusiastic villager, I really tired don't want it.
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead, picked up the cold water in the cup on the table in the room, and drank it all in one gulp, I didn't know it was that day. However, as soon as I finished drinking, I heard the master frown and say, "Little boy, you brought me to your house, how can you introduce me to your parents in a while?" ”
That's right! How do I introduce it? This seems to be the first time the master has met my parents, right? Say master? I feel upset, talking about girlfriend? Will it make my parents think that I don't study and run to fall in love, will it kill me? What a headache!
Today, the three watches are released together, and Xinghuo is storing the manuscript and preparing to explode! Stay tuned!