016 It's a good thing it's a joke
Bang!
Bang!
With two loud bangs, the aggressive insect man was hit by the red umbrella at the same time in the neck and waist, and it was once again knocked out.
Next, countless golden scales kept hitting it as a shuttlecock, and it didn't hit the ground from beginning to end.
The strength of the golden scales is very strong, and each attack can break the bones of the fighting insects, but the fighting insects recover very quickly, and almost every time they are attacked again, the previous injuries have healed.
For dozens of minutes, the aggressive insect man curled up in a ball and let the golden scales attack, always maintaining a pleasant smile on his face, as if enjoying the process.
"Bug, it seems that physical attacks don't work very well for you, so let's change the game." All the golden scales suddenly withdrew their hands and said in unison.
Her red umbrella, which had been closed, opened again, all with their backs to the aggressive insects.
This red umbrella is actually her weapon, with sharp edges that can cut through objects, and an electromagnetic pulse weapon on the back, which can cause a wide range of casualties if attacked.
At this time, all the red umbrellas emitted electronic pulses at the same time, and in all directions, heat waves and earthquake waves erupted at the same time.
The countless golden scales themselves were affected first, and one by one they disappeared like bubbles.
The aggressive insect man at the center of the attack also had a hideous face, and his skin was peeled away layer by layer, then flesh and blood, then bones.
The ground was melting, rapidly sinking, and the aggressive insect man soon sank into the lava and disappeared completely.
The attack lasted for a full thirty seconds, and the air within 100 meters was filled with scorching energy, and the ground continued to emit white and black smoke, and lava tumbled and bubbled.
One by one, the golden scales quickly disappeared.
On the city wall, a golden scale appeared out of thin air, she looked at the magma in the distance, and said lightly: "It's really unlucky, why did you come to my side." ”
She was wearing a red dress and holding a red umbrella, and she didn't seem to have made a move from beginning to end, clean and spotless.
Suddenly, she frowned and stared at the magma, and a black hand suddenly stretched out from the magma.
"Won't you, come back?" She muttered with a little headache.
The aggressive insect man's hand slapped the magma, and after the loud bang, it flew straight out of the magma and fell to the ground in embarrassment.
Its left hand is completely gone, half of its face is missing, both legs are extensively damaged, and even bones can be seen.
"He is worthy of being a strong man in Xia Hai City, this move is so strong." It looked up at the golden scales and said excitedly.
Jin Liang'er smiled and said, "If you are satisfied, can we discuss?" ”
"What are you discussing?" The aggressive insect man asked, bewildered, and its body visibly recovered in the sunlight.
Jin Liang'er pointed in the other direction and said, "There is an opponent over there who is stronger than me, are you interested in fighting him?" ”
"Really better than you?" The aggressive insect man's eyes widened suddenly.
Jin Liang'er nodded with a smile: "Of course it's true, he's very strong." ”
"Great, I'll beat him and come back to you!" The aggressive insect man immediately became excited, immediately turned around and disappeared quickly.
Jin Liang'er watched the other party leave, and smiled: "It's finally clean now." ”
Then she turned around and jumped a few times, disappearing just as quickly, and someone else would naturally be in charge of cleaning the battlefield.
In the distance, another section of the city wall, Bai He was wearing the clothes of the Dragon Emperor, wearing a dragon mask on his face, standing on the city wall with his hands on his back, and opposite him was a handsome star.
The director sits on a chair and observes the footage.
The gaffers professionally adjusted the light and tried their best to highlight the layering of the Dragon Emperor's masters.
The light changes, and the Dragon Emperor is flawless in the picture.
Bai He has carved the pretense into his bones, and he has come up with the concept of how to highlight the 'Dragon Emperor is very awesome'.
A few delicate little actions are enough to make countless fans**.
At this time, he tilted his head slightly upwards and said: "There has never been a person in this world who can become a strong person without paying anything, and the strong are sharpened, not by taking medicine and injections, and your approach is very inappropriate." ”
"Dragon Emperor, I don't need to inject the lznc748 potion, but I want to avenge Dai'er, I want to sanction those bastards of the Golden Axe Gang, no matter what the hardship is, I can admit it, please, help me!" The handsome star looked bitter and hateful, his hands clenched into fists and trembled slightly, and he said excitedly.
Bai He nodded, and said proudly: "The Golden Axe Gang has done a lot of evil, and it really needs to be sanctioned, and I have more important things to do at present, so ...... I'll teach you a ......"
"Dragon Emperor, let's fight!!"
Suddenly, a voice roared, directly interrupting Bai He to read his lines.
The floodlights next to the gaffer burst one after another, those cameras were also scrapped directly, the director and countless staff members were affected to varying degrees, and the handsome male star vomited directly and turned pale.
Bai He had just sensed that someone was moving at high speed, but he wasn't sure if the other party was friend or foe, and he was shooting, so he was very dedicated and ignored the person moving at high speed.
It's just that he didn't expect the other party to come to him for trouble.
I'm afraid I'll have to apologize to the directors later, after all, the other party came for him, not only interrupted the filming, but also injured everyone, and all the camera equipment was scrapped.
But then the insect discriminator lit up red.
"Guys, you first find a safe place to hide, there are worms coming." Bai He immediately said solemnly.
The producers, directors, big and small stars, and the rest of the staff all changed color, and then helped each other to leave.
At this time, Shirakawa jumped off the city wall and quickly moved away from the city wall.
The aggressive insect man also immediately changed direction, chased after Bai He, and shouted: "Dragon Emperor, don't run, let's fight!! ”
After running for about eight thousand meters, Shirakawa suddenly stopped and turned around, waiting for the aggressive insect man to come.
"Dragon Emperor, you finally stopped running." Seeing this scene from afar, the aggressive insect man directly erupted at a faster speed, appearing directly not far from Baihe, staring at Baihe excitedly and said.
Bai He looked at the aggressive insect man and asked, "Who did you fight just now?" ”
Although his hearing range could not capture the battle between the Golden Scales and their side, the sound would still be transmitted to the range he could capture when it was loud enough, and he had heard several loud noises just now, and he had originally thought of waiting to see the situation after the shooting.
"It was Jin Scale'er who fought me just now, and she told me that there is a stronger person than her here, so I came here, Dragon Emperor, let's fight!" The aggressive insect man replied truthfully.
Bai He frowned and said, "What about the golden scales?" You killed her? ”
"Golden Scale's ability is an incarnation outside the body, I can't kill so many bodies, and I haven't thought of how to defeat her for the time being." The aggressive insect man replied honestly.
Then it couldn't wait to speak again: "Dragon Emperor, we have something to say later, okay, fight first, fight!" ”
"Wait, I'll ask one last question, you mean you didn't defeat Golden Scales, and... Golden Scales asked you to come here to find me? Bai He raised his hand and made a stop gesture, and quickly spoke.
The aggressive insect man nodded, "It's pretty much the same." ”
Although Shirakawa has not been in contact with Golden Scale, Golden Scales is very famous in the online world and has a large group of otaku fans.
Some of these otaku fans are fans of Bai He, and naturally Bai He knows the name of Jin Lian'er and also knows the identity of Jin Lian'er.
It can be said that although he has never met Jin Yan'er, he already knows each other quite well.
After receiving an accurate answer, he sighed softly and resigned himself: "Okay, I'm fine." ”
This is life, it is impossible to have smooth sailing forever, there will always be unwarranted disasters that will come to the door inexplicably.
There is always something in the world that must be kept away.
Confucius was respectful of gods and ghosts.
And Bai He respects and stays away from women who have the ability to mess around, and one Ouyang Xiahua is enough for him.
He didn't think about going over to trouble Jin Scale'er, because in the end, the gains would definitely outweigh the losses, and it was absolutely unacceptable to act irrationally for the sake of one breath.
The aggressive insect man received a clear answer and excitedly said, "Great, then I'm going to !! ”
In an instant, it stepped on the ground and pressed out a footprint, and its body turned into an afterimage and quickly approached Baihe.
At this time, Bai He moved three steps to the right, easily dodging the attack of the aggressive insect man.
The aggressive insects then attacked him continuously, but they were easily foreseen by his first ability, and then easily dodged.
"Such clever skills, worthy of the Dragon Emperor, my blood is boiling!!" The aggressive insect man attacked more than twenty times in a row without results, and stopped his hands and said with a light in his eyes.
Bai He scratched the back of his head and said, "Are you sure you don't have a problem with your head?" ”
This bug-man is completely different from the bug-man he has been in contact with before, if the bug-man he met before is a robot, this bug-man in front of him is a comic, although it is a very destructive joke.
"Of course, I'm better than ever now, I feel how warm the sun is, how beautiful life is, I can freely challenge a strong man like you, I can feel the joy of life in battle, is there anything better than now?" The combative insect man replied as a matter of course.
Bai He thought for a while and said, "But if it is said to be a strong person, the strongest one at present should be the Divine Beast Species, and no one in Xia Hai City has been able to kill the Divine Beast Species, if you challenge...... Shouldn't you challenge the strongest? ”
"You make so much sense, I can't even refute it. Shouldn't the challenge challenge the strongest? O truth! "The aggressive insect man was struck by lightning, and the whole person knelt on the ground, and finally looked at the white river as if he were looking up to a god.
Bai He's face hidden under the mask showed a hint of a smile, nodded and said in a teachable tone: "Not bad, that's right, you should go to a higher mountain to challenge those invincible divine beast species in the world, only by fighting them is the real battle, and you can understand the true meaning of battle." ”
At this moment, he had already entered the state of the Dragon Emperor pretending to be forced.
"You're right, I should go to the Divine Beast Species, thank you Dragon Emperor, I'm leaving." The aggressive insect man immediately surged into battle, stood up and said firmly.
As soon as it finished speaking, it flew up and left quickly.
Bai He saw the combatant insect man leave, and said with a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, it's a funny ......."
Even he didn't want to fight the neurotics.