Volume 1 Calamity Girl Chapter 1 Yun Chu
"Come, Yun Gongzi, I'll toast you again. β
"No...... No more...... I can't...... Can't drink anymore......"
"Yun Gongzi, today is the old man's forty-sixth birthday, how can you appreciate this cup!"
"That'...... All right...... Drink!"
"Yun Gongzi, today is the day when people turn eighteen, you drank this cup of your father, why do you have to drink this cup of others?"
"This ...... What a coincidence......? I'll drink!"
"Yun Gongzi, today is the second anniversary of my marriage with my wife, please let me toast you too!"
"Two ...... 2nd Anniversary? Very ...... It's grand...... Drink!"
"Today my dog Ah Huang gave birth to triplets......"
"Drink!"
"My dog's brain is open and teasing the second girl next door......"
"Drink!"
"I fell this morning......"
"Drink!"
"The last hairs on my head finally fell off this morning......"
"Drink...... Drink ......"
Glass after glass, Yun Chu, who had been drunk for a long time, finally couldn't hold it anymore, and his head slammed on the wine table.
"Huh~~" Qian Dongchang, the head of the Qian family, breathed a sigh of relief, and finally poured it down.
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In the room of Qian Lingyue, the eldest lady of the Qian family, Yun Chu was lying on her jade bed on all fours, sleeping without any image, Qian Ningyue and her maid Xi'er were standing by the bed, but in Xi'er's hands they were carrying something special, a rooster that had just been killed.
Xi'er bent down and squeezed the chicken's neck hard, and the blood suddenly flowed down and dripped on the snow-white sheets.
"Alright, you get out. β
"Yes, miss. β
After Xi'er left, Qian Lingyue bent down and stared at Yun Chu's sleeping face for a long time, and suddenly smiled, "It's cheap for you, but you're very handsome, and I won't lose it!"
Qian Lingyue straightened up and began to take off her clothes, and it didn't take long for her to jump on the bed and prepare for the last part, she must perform this play perfectly!
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"......Forehead" groaned, Yun Chu slowly opened his eyes, he rubbed his head that was a little painful, and suddenly heard someone next to him sobbing quietly, he turned his head to look, only to see Qian Lingyue curled up at the end of the bed, crying pitifully, a pair of teary eyes looked at him with some fear, seeing Yun Chu look over, his body trembled, and he shrank back cautiously.
"This is ......" Yun Chu's pupils shrank, and then he closed his eyes decisively, and muttered in his mouth: "It turns out that you are still dreaming?
Qian Lingyue's expression froze, and she watched in amazement as Yun Chu fell asleep again, not knowing what to do.
After another period of time, the same scene played out again, Yun Chu opened his eyes, heard Qian Lingyue's cry again, and looked over again.
Qian Lingyue said pitifully: "Yun ...... Yun Gongzi ......"
"Still dreaming, sleep and sleep!" Yun Chu closed his eyes again.
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The same plot was reversed three times, Yun Chu finally woke up from a big dream, and when he saw Qian Ningyue's pitiful appearance, he asked in some surprise: "Lingyue, why are you crying? Who bullied ...... Uh, could it be that I didn't dream just now?"
After being tortured by Yun Chu for an unknown amount ......of time, Qian Ningyue no longer needed to brew her emotions, and the anger in her stomach directly made her roar: "What do you say! Don't you remember what you did?"
If Yun Chu still can't figure out what happened, then he probably has to find a doctor to look at his head, Yun Chu lifted the quilt and dropped red dots to confirm the facts, and he and Qian Lingyue were in a mess.
Yun Chu didn't defend himself anything, and said directly and sincerely: "I'm sorry, I didn't expect that I drank too much and actually did such a beastly thing, Ling Yue, don't worry, I'm not an irresponsible person, I will give you an explanation!"
"Mmmm......" Qian Lingyue nodded pitifully, but she was secretly happy in her heart, she had prepared a rhetoric to force Yun Chu to be responsible, but she didn't expect him to be so knowledgeable, so it was okay, so as not to talk too much and reveal flaws.
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"What!?" Qian Dong pointed at Yun Chu and Qian Lingyue with a shocked expression, his face was full of disbelief, and his fingertips were still trembling slightly, no matter how he said this perfect acting act, he had to award him a Golden Horse Award, "Yun Chu Gongzi, you actually ...... ......"
Yun Chu replied apologetically: "I'm very sorry, it's me who lost control of my drinking, I'm sorry Lingyue." β
"Alas, what kind of sin has this been created!" Qian Dong stomped his feet in annoyance, and then frowned silently, as if he was thinking about something, after a long time, he spoke: "Yunchu Gongzi, since the little girl has been committed to you, please marry her, I don't think this request is too much." β
Yun Chu nodded, "It should be, it's better to say that it's my honor, Lingyue is such a beautiful woman, but she is married to such a mediocre talent, it really hurts her." β
"Since you have agreed, then I will immediately instruct someone to prepare for the marriage as soon as possible!"
Yun Chu tilted his head and asked with a smile: "The head of the Qian family seems to be in a hurry? Could it be that he is afraid that I will not keep my word and run away?"
Qian Dong smiled awkwardly, "This...... I just thought it would have been better to arrange it earlier......"
"Forget it, if Ningyue doesn't mind, I don't care. β
Qian Lingyue looked at Yun Chu, then at her father, and nodded slightly, "Everything is up to my father and husband." β
"Cough, cough, cough, cough......" Yun Chu was choked.
"Don't you like me calling you that?" Qian Lingyue looked at Yun Chu with her big hazy eyes.
Yun Chu smiled helplessly, "It's good if you like it......"
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In the afternoon, Qian Dong was dealing with business matters in the study, and Qian Ningyue suddenly ran in quickly, and shouted anxiously: "Oh no, Dad, that damn Yun Chu actually ran away!"
"What!?" Qian Dong stood up in surprise, "How could he run away? Didn't you look at him?"
Qian Lingyue bit her lip aggrievedly: "He has always behaved so well-behaved, and he has no intention of denying it, I thought he had accepted his fate, so he didn't take much precautions, who knew that he took the opportunity to go to the toilet and secretly ran away." β
"Damn!" Qian Dong slammed the table, gasping for air, he was very angry, "Lingyue, do you understand! There are still three days before the deadline, and then you will be miserable!"
"Oh no, master!" Suddenly, Xi'er ran in in a panic, panting and saying, "Cheng ...... Cheng Gongzi is here to ask for someone. β
"What!!" The father and daughter shouted in unison, Qian Dong covered his face with a pale face, and sighed in despair, "It's over, it's all over." β
Qian Lingyue bit her lip, a little broken jar, "What are you afraid of, I'll just tell him that I already have a man, I don't believe that he still wants me to be a broken flower!"
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Qian Dong and the three of them came to the living room, a young man dressed luxuriously was leisurely sipping tea, and there were two servants standing behind him.
This young man is Cheng Gongzi - Cheng Ye, the sister-in-law of the city lord of Nanping City, who has enjoyed all the glory and wealth since he was a child, and has a domineering temperament, four days ago, he met Qian Lingyue by chance on the street, and was immediately attracted by her beauty, he followed Qian Lingyue back to Qian's house, and then unceremoniously proposed to accept her as a concubine.
If he marries Qian Lingyue as his wife, even if it is just a flat wife, Qian Dong may grit his teeth and agree, after all, he is the daughter-in-law of the city lord's family, and it can be regarded as a high climb for his Qian family, but Cheng Ye actually wants to take a concubine, so how can Qian Dong agree, so he came up with a crooked trick in a panic, that is, to prepare a family affair for Qian Ningyue first, as long as the identity of the husband he finds is high enough, there is hope to force Cheng Ye to give up the idea of taking a concubine.
And Yun Chu is undoubtedly this unlucky guy, of course, it is okay to say that he is lucky, Qian Dong's original plan was that if Qian Lingyue was eye-catching, he would fake the show and do it, if he couldn't see it, then he would pack up his family and run away directly after surviving the difficulties.
Yun Chu is a disciple of the famous Wutian Sect in Yanyun City, although his talent is not very high, he only has the star power cultivation of a four-star martial artist at the age of twenty, but he only needs to exaggerate his identity a little to be able to scare Cheng Ye away, but he didn't expect Yun Chu to be cowardly, and directly chose to run away, and Cheng Ye just ran out of patience and went directly to the door.
Seeing Qian Dong's father and daughter coming, Cheng Ye asked arrogantly: "Qian Dong, what I asked you to think about a few days ago, how did you think about it?"
Qian Dong hurriedly smiled and said: "Cheng Gongzi, isn't the deadline you promised me seven days? Today is only the fourth day, after all, this is related to the life of the little girl, I have to sum it up." β
Cheng Ye snorted coldly, "I can't wait, I'm going to take her away today!"
"Cheng Gongzi, this is too anxious, can you give a few more days......
"Qian Dong!!" Cheng Ye suddenly yelled, got up and pointed at Qian Dong's face and scolded angrily: "Don't be embarrassed by your old thing, Ben Shao has taken a fancy to your daughter It is the blessing of your Qian family, you still dare to complain? Liu Xian, Wang Lie, take people away!"
"Yes!" The two servants behind Cheng Ye took the order and strode towards Qian Ningyue, Qian Dong hurriedly blocked in front of his daughter, his star power was agitated, he was also a star refiner, a ten-star martial artist whose strength had reached the peak of martial arts.
However, Liu Xian and Wang Lie didn't care, and at the same time spread out the star power, and the two powerful star forces spread throughout the hall.
Qian Dong's face changed drastically, "Martial Sect!"
Liu first spoke: "Master Qian, the one who knows the times is Junjie, get out of the way." β
Qian Dong's face was cloudy, Qian Ningyue shrank behind her father in fear, not knowing what to do, after a while, Qian Dong made up his mind, his star power was gathered in his hands, and this move meant that he was going to do it.
Wang Lie snorted disdainfully: "It's really self-defeating!"
The three star forces collided together in the hall, and the air became tense, and at this moment, a strange smell suddenly mixed in, a burst of meat fragrance.
The abrupt smell made Liu Xian and Wang Lie frown, and at the same time they looked up, only to see that a young man was already sitting on the beam above, holding a roast chicken in one hand and a torn chicken leg in the other.
"Who are you?" asked Liu Xian.
Seeing the young man, Qian Dong shouted in surprise: "Yun Gongzi, it turns out that you didn't leave!"
Yun Chu jumped down and landed in front of Qian Dong, looking at him with a puzzled face, "What are you talking about, where am I going?"
"But you just suddenly ......"
"Oh, I forgot to say it!" Yun Chu suddenly realized and said with a smile: "A good friend of mine has passed away, I'll go and pay tribute to it." β
"Good friends?"
"Oh, that's it!" Yun Chu shook the roast chicken in his hand, and looked at Qian Lingyue with a hint of a mocking smile on the corner of his mouth, "Last night it was heroic for my life's events, and I really couldn't bear it, so I went to the kitchen to burn incense and sacrifice it, but I accidentally roasted it." β
Qian Lingyue's eyes panicked, and she quickly turned her gaze away, not daring to look at him.
"Hey, boy, who are you!" Cheng Ye asked unhappily when he saw that Yun Chu was ignoring him.
"Me?, Lingyue's husband. β
"What!" Cheng Ye was furious in his heart, and grabbed Yun Chu's collar, "You dare to rob a woman with Ben Shao!"
Yun Chu tilted his head and smiled lazily: "Why don't you dare?"
"Give me death!" Cheng Ye was angry, and punched Yun Chu's head with all his strength, Yun Chu frowned, easily grabbed Cheng Ye's fist, and said with a smile: "Hitting people doesn't hit your face, slapping your face hurts your self-esteem!" As soon as the words fell, Yun Chu's hand twisted hard, Cheng Ye let out a miserable scream, his wrist was already dislocated, and Yun Chu showed a bad smile: "Of course, thugs are another matter!"
"Let go of the young master!" Liu Xian hurriedly rushed over, grabbed Yun Chu's arm and wanted to pull it away, but he underestimated the strength of this young man who was only about twenty years old, his strength of at least eighty percent of the force not only failed to save Cheng Ye, but because Yun Chu grabbed Cheng Ye's hand, Cheng Ye was affected by the pond fish, and he screamed in pain.
Seeing this, Wang Lie didn't dare to hold it up, so he hurried over to help, and the two grabbed Yun Chu's arm at the same time, trying to force him to let go by strength, but Yun Chu's muscles surged out of a strong force, even if the two of them worked together, it was difficult to shake a bit, but Cheng Ye screamed and scolded: "Liu Xian, Wang Lie, you two waste, don't hurry up and let go of his hand, it will hurt me to death!!"
Yun Chu smacked his lips with a wicked smile: "Tsk, look at the two of you, I'm just alone, are you like this? Isn't it that you have been looking at your young master for a long time? Want to take this opportunity to take revenge? It's okay, I'm a very kind person, you continue, I'll pretend to be very difficult!" After speaking, his expression changed, he gritted his teeth, and his expression was nervous, as if he was struggling to resist the strength of the two.
Cheng Ye immediately scolded angrily when he heard this: "You two dog minions, you dare to wait for an opportunity to retaliate against me, see if I don't pick the skin of you two after I go back!"
Liu Xian and Wang Lie simply couldn't say how bitter they were, where could the two of them be a personal vendetta in the communiquΓ©! Obviously, it was this mysterious young man who was acting, Liu Xian hurriedly shouted to Wang Lie: "Don't care, just attack him with star skills!"
"Okay!" The two of them used star skills at the same time, one attacked Yun Chu's head, and the other attacked Yun Chu's heart, Yun Chu's expression returned to ease, and said with a smile: "Use star skills?
That Yun Chu had disappeared just now, this was just a phantom created by Yun Chu with the illusion of star technique, and the real him had already appeared next to Qian Dong.
Yun Chu used the star technique, and his star power level was finally revealed, Liu Xian and Wang Lie's faces changed, and they shouted at the same time: "Six-star Martial Sect !!"
"What!?" Everyone present focused their eyes on Yun Chu, who touched his cheek and said shyly, "Alas, don't look at me like that!
Qian Dong stammered and asked, "Yun ...... Yun Gongzi, you ...... Are you a martial artist?"
"Uh......" Yun Chu thought for a moment and nodded, "Sort of." β
"Sort of...... Wait!Your surname is Yun?" Liu Xian suddenly had a name in his mind, and suddenly shouted exaggeratedly, "What's your name!"
Have you heard of me? No wonder, Smoke Cloud City isn't that far from here. Yun Chu shrugged, didn't hide it, and replied simply: "Wu Tianzong, Yun Chu." β
Liu Xian's pupils shrank, and he hurriedly saluted: "Liu Xian has seen Yunchu Gongzi! My young master has offended a lot, and the villain apologizes here first!"
Seeing him apologize so respectfully, Cheng Ye hurriedly asked, "Liu Xian, what are you doing!"
"Young Master, this is the Yunchu Son of the Martial Heaven Sect of Smoke Cloud City, he is an amazing talent, a legendary star rebel. β
"What? Star Reverse !!" Cheng Ye was so shocked that he forgot about the pain in his wrist, and looked at Yun Chu in disbelief.
Qian Dong also breathed a sigh of breath when he heard the news, but he knew Yun Chu's age, but he was only twenty years old, reaching a six-star martial sect at such an age was already a very terrifying cultivation, and the six-star sect?
"Young Master Yunchu, young master, his hand injury can't be delayed for more, please allow us to retire first, my master will definitely visit again another day!"
"Forget it, if you want to find me to go to Wutian Sect, I'll go back immediately. Yun Chu waved his hand casually, he didn't bother to embarrass them anymore, Liu Xian and Wang Lie hurriedly thanked them, and ran away with Cheng Ye in a gloomy manner.
The crisis was resolved, Qian Dong dispersed the others, leaving only himself and his daughter, and then respectfully greeted Yun Chu: "Yun Gongzi, the villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, please bear with me!"
Yun Chu smiled slightly, "It's nothing, after all, I did something inferior to a beast, so let me pay off my debts." β
"Eh......" Qian Dong's face was difficult to look at, with the strength that Yun Chu showed now, if he knew that he had deceived him, I am afraid that the Qian family would be destroyed!
Qian Lingyue spoke: "Young Master Yun, please don't be sarcastic about us, you obviously know that the bed is chicken blood." β
Yun Chu grinned and teased: "I know what I know, but I'm really a beast, it's obviously a good opportunity for me, but I didn't do anything, in fact, I regret it a little, why don't we do it again now, how about it?"
"Okay, good, this is my little girl's honor!" Before Qian Ningyue could speak, Qian Dong couldn't wait to agree.
"......" Yun Chu rolled his eyes silently, you guy sold his daughter a little faster, so you are not afraid that your daughter will hate you......
"yes! Qian Ningyue nodded shyly, Yun Chu is such a young hero, his appearance is extraordinary, and his strength and talent are even more terrifying, so he naturally has a great attraction for such a young girl.
What the hell am I ......
"What, I still have something to do, say goodbye!" After speaking, Yun Chu dodged and disappeared without a trace.
"Eh, wait, Yun Gongzi, Yun Gongzi!" Qian Lingyue shouted anxiously, but did not receive any response.
On the roof, Yun Chu sat with a helpless smile, and whispered softly: "Do you want to give me a hug?" It's a pity that I'm not the kind of man who thinks with his lower body, and I have a shackle on my head. Anyway, my fiancΓ©e doesn't know what's going on. β
Yun Chu is a famous genius of Wutianzong, he left the sect two years ago to go out to practice, and now he has returned from training, if it weren't for the curiosity that Qian Dong obviously didn't know his identity, but after hearing that he was a disciple of Wutianzong, he would not have cooperated with Qian Dong's father and daughter to perform this farce.
"It's time to go back. "The breeze is blowing, and the clouds are gone.
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