Chapter 50: The Sloppy Taoist

The other two sitting on the ground were friends who were messing with Tang Xinyu and Huang Chen, self-styled and Tong Xin, and the two of them and Tang Xinyu raised their middle fingers at the same time.

"I can understand the feeling of envy, jealousy and hatred, and when the time comes, I will cover you when I am successful," Huang Chen's face was shy, and Tang Xinyu's teeth were itching, and he kicked at the fat ass.

After some fighting, Zifeng and Tong Xin went in and found that they were children about four or five years old, but they were born in a martial arts family, and they were trained by their fathers in the game since they were young.

The Legend of the Immortals and Demons is different from previous games, his scene is so magnificent and large that you can't imagine it, if you really want to compare it, it is a real world.

All kinds of bizarre posts on the game group were quickly rescued, and what is even more exaggerated is that some men enter the game but become a beauty, and some women enter the game and become a rough man.

The various complaints and suggestions received by the R&D team of the Legend of Immortals and Demons every day can lay a piece of paper snow over the earth, and everyone gets the same reply, the system is running normally without any problems, and everything is set according to the player's own settings.

There are endless possibilities in the game, only you can't think of it, you can't do it, you need to explore it yourself, you can also change your gender, you can change everything about yourself, what is missing is your discovery.

The sensation caused by the opening of the game is no less than a global earthquake, so that those who are tired of the shackles of reality, the pain and unhappiness of life get a new place to relax, and those who are just watching can't help but enter the game to find out, but once they enter it, they can no longer pull it out.

Tang Xinyu sat on the sofa and said, "In this way, each of us started from a young age, and this game design is really suspenseful." ”

Self-proclaimed is a game fan, "Well, it should be to create psychological emotions that are no different from reality, so that people can invest in it as if they have a new life." ”

Tong Xin said on the side, "But will there be any sequelae of wearing the neural connection system for a long time?" "The game controls of Legend of the Gods and Demons are connected to the player's body using a very advanced neural connection system, and when the game is exited, there will be an attached hardware to keep the player's body connected.

In this way, you can interact with the characters in the game at any time, and the boundary between offline and online is not so different, Tang Xinyu was angry at the messing around of the system before, and directly took off the connected nervous system.

Huang Chen didn't care with a face, "Isn't it all said by authoritative research that there is no effect, it is said that you can also find various symptoms of the body at any time, so that diseases can be detected in time." ”

"It's said that there's an even more exaggerated built-in connection system that implants data links directly into the brain, which is unthinkable." ”

Huang Chen said enviously, "I would like to, but my father won't let me do that, letting me play games is already his biggest concession, if you know that it is really connected to your brain, you can chat and watch movies on the Internet at any time, the teacher has no way to find out, I am so moved." ”

The three of them heard Huang Chen's self-talk, and at the same time fell to the ground, Tong Xin pretended to vomit wildly, "Brother, you really have no limits." ”

In the end, Tang Xinyu, who really couldn't stand the death of the three of them, said his identity in the game, Huang Chen stepped out and knelt down on one knee in front of Tang Xinyu with an arrow step, "Xiao Yu, I just need a divine beast pet, for the sake of being a good brother, you will follow me." ”

Tang Xinyu slapped Huang Chen's head with black lines on his face, "Get out of the calf." ”

A few people usually go outside on Sundays and go crazy until the evening before going home, but now that the fairy and demon are out, Tang Xinyu has not played the game, but Huang Chen and they can't wait, and they can't wait to eat.

After thinking about it, I found that Xia Zi was the most reliable among all the dead friends, but unfortunately now Xia Zi also went outside, so I had no choice but to choose to return to the game, and took out a biological connector with a thin finger width about the same color as the skin from the box at the head of the bed and attached it tightly to the neck behind the ear.

In a flash, two worlds appeared in my mind, one was the world seen in reality, and the other was the beautiful world in the game world, intersecting with each other, without any conflict, and the thinking was very clear.

Take out brown soothing sunglasses, put them on your eyes, set the time to wake up at 9:30, and then lie in bed and enter the game, when you are fully in the game world, reality will enter a deep sleep, which is wonderful.

Tang Xinyu looked at himself, with golden hair, coupled with a good appearance, he was absolutely cute in reality, the big brown monkey was his monkey mother, as for the monkey father, he didn't seem to have seen it yet.

And there were no groups of monkeys in the place where they lived, as if there were only two of them left in the whole forest, and they opened their mouths and squeaked twice at the monkey mother, meaning that he wanted to walk around and see the scenery.

But the mother monkey scratched her head, took the fur from his neck and lifted him back to his place, then stood up, and slapped hard at the left and right of his chest, opening her mouth to spew out a white mist in the direction of the sun, stretching and shrinking in her mouth.

After a few rounds, the mother monkey stopped, looked at Tang Xinyu, and then saw two monkeys, one large and one small, facing the sun in the big leaves, where they contracted their abdomen facing the sun, swallowing sperm and spitting.

Tang Xinyu puffed out his stomach and pulled the bellows, fluttering, he felt a little itchy in his stomach, and felt that there was a small worm crawling in his belly.

A thin white faint mist rushed out of his mouth and then inhaled through his nose with the agitation, Tang Xinyu's originally low mood suddenly rose, according to the game, if you want to succeed in cultivating in this game, in addition to the magic cheats, you also need your own natural physique to be strong.

Otherwise, even if you have cultivated for hundreds of years and are still a mortal, the so-called immortal demons and you are still separated by 108,000 miles, Tang Xinyu thought excitedly, could it be that I am going to become an immortal monkey.

Unable to concentrate his thoughts, Tang Xinyu, who was originally breathing and breathing, felt the air flow in his heart, and rushed directly from the dantian to the limbs, where the air flow rushed through, the muscles of his body were torn apart, and he panicked in his heart, and as a result, he felt more and more obvious, and the cultivation was the most taboo and impetuous, and the distraction was fatal.

At the critical moment, a warm big hand appeared behind him, and the air flow that was originally circulating everywhere instantly turned into a good little sheep and slowly retracted into his dantian.

Lying on the leaves, the big monkey sat beside him with a concerned face, gently pinching his limbs, and with the help of the big monkey, the pain in his body slowly subsided.

After eating a banana about the size of him, he regained his form, grabbed the long fur of the big monkey and jumped on her shoulder, looking into the distance.

I don't know how Huang Chen's dead fat man and self-proclaimed ones are mixing now, and I don't know if Tong Xin is still reminiscing about the feeling of using urine and mud when he was a child.

A shadow crossed the sky, Tang Xinyu looked up, and the chrysanthemum tightened, "Nima, what a big bird." The black iron feathers exuded a metallic texture, and the oppressive momentum rushed across the sky, and the big bird saw the two monkeys in the treetops, and opened his mouth to let out a loud call.

The mother monkey propped herself on the ground, opened her mouth, and shouted twice in the same way.

At this time, Huang Chen, who was still more than five years old, was sitting in a cave, snorting a cold and hard steamed bun very hard, "Master, where are we going." ”

A sloppy Taoist priest sat at the entrance of the cave with a floating dust plate in his hand, "Disciple, you were born in a rich and noble family, and you don't have the physique to endure hardships and stand hard work, I will take you around, have a long experience, and eat enough meals, at that time, your physique will also be much stronger, which will be beneficial to your future cultivation." ”

Huang Chen swallowed the dried steamed bun with difficulty, "But if you go on like this, you will be malnourished, what should you do if you get sick?" The master flicked his messy long hair back, "It was a mistake by the master." ”

Seeing him make any moves, Huang Chen felt like he had come out of the cave and landed on the muddy road.

The voice of the Taoist priest came, "The rain is the vitality given to the earth by God, and if you also bathe together, it will make you eliminate all diseases, and you will naturally not get sick after a long time." ”

Half of the steamed bun in his mouth fell directly into the mud pond, Huang Chen opened his mouth and said, "You stinky Taoist, my brother won't play with you, I'll leave." ”

The sloppy Taoist priest was also unrelieved, and let Huang Chen run away, with a strange smile on his face.

Although Huang Chen was more than five years old, in the world of Immortal Demon Legend, his body was much stronger than that of children on the earth, and after running in the heavy rain for a while, he felt tired and hungry, but he didn't want to go back to the Taoist priest.

After walking for more than half an hour, a small mountain village appeared in front of him, Huang Chen suddenly felt bitter, and secretly said in his heart, "Although the stinky Taoist has some ability, but if it goes on like this, it is a little different from Uncle Ben's bright goal, and I want to be the strongest master of the entire Immortal Demon Legend." ”

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