When we woke up the next morning, everyone looked at us with strange smiles.

We were a little baffled by this situation until Will and the dragon demon appeared, and he pulled us into a corner and asked in a low voice, "I heard that you caught Lord Tigerskin yesterday." Almost plucked all the adult feathers? ”

The old ghost pursed his lips and did not speak. I whispered, "We didn't know it was Budge-sama." ”

Will looked incredulous and said, "How could you not know about Budge-sama?"

I said depressedly, "We just came, how can we know?" ”

Will patted his forehead and said, oh, yes, I'm doing something with my fixed mind - anyway, you can ask for a lot of blessings, and I can't help you......

I don't care, just talk about a talking parrot, how big can it turn over?

Will solemnly told me and the old ghost, saying that he would be polite to adults in the future, in a sense, Lord Tiger Cat is the spiritual mentor of Lu Zuo and Xiao Keming, and he is the person they respect the most.

I'm a little surprised, say people?

Will nodded. Say you'd better remember this, or I'll have a hard time balancing it between you.

I still don't think it's a big deal, but the revenge of the tiger cat is not long in coming.

First of all, in the breakfast noodles, the fried sauce has bird poop in it. And Erchun swore to the sky, saying that he absolutely did not do anything.

Then, when I went to the toilet, the paper towels were suddenly gone, and the door was still locked, no matter how I shouted for help, no one cared for it, until I wasted a pair of underwear and came out, only to find that the toilet was actually covered with a soundproof barrier.

I'm rubbing, why do you fight so hard?

The next thing was when I was taking a nap, there were suddenly a few more poisonous scorpions on the bed, which made my buttocks bruised and swollen, although I quickly found Lu Zuo to help detoxify them. But the swelling and pain couldn't go away for a while, and I couldn't sit still.

Next, the water is stopped halfway through the shower. When the water came out of the sprinkler again, mine was blood, and the old ghost was urine......

After wiping the foam off my head with a towel that I had brought over in a hurry, I realized that this thing was not much better than the used aunt's towel - the sticky thing, fishy and smelly, I don't know what it was.

The old ghost and I squatted in the bathhouse with bitter faces, wanting to cry without tears, feeling the malice of this world.

And all of this happened without God knowing.

No matter how we take precautions, we will always fall into all kinds of inexplicable bad luck, and even when I sit cross-legged and practice, I almost go mad.

The old ghost and I are like bad luck.

It wasn't until this time that I felt the fear and discussed with the old ghost, saying that if it really didn't work, we would better apologize to the tiger cat and ask for its understanding.

The old ghost dismissed my proposal and expressed his refusal.

He said that if the other party is a woman, it will be okay, he will bow his head and bow his head, just a birdman, even if he gritted his teeth and stared, he would not admit his mistake.

The unrepentant old ghost makes me a little confused, I don't know why he has to compete with a broken bird, thinking that he is upright and unyielding, but I can't, someone has to do peace with the old.

So I found the little demon girl and asked her if she could help me find the tiger cat, and I wanted to talk to him.

The little demon girl thought I wanted revenge, so she persuaded me, saying that I couldn't fight it again, otherwise Duoduo would be angry.

I said no, I want to apologize to Budge-sama.

The little demon girl was stunned for a moment, and said, ah, you didn't offend it or anything, why should you apologize to it?

My tears fell all at once, and I said yes, I didn't offend it, it was the old ghost who caught it and wanted to pluck its feathers, so why should I suffer with it?

The little demon girl said that wouldn't be it?

I said I had to apologize for the old ghost for helping him, or else it wouldn't stop.

The little demon girl looked at me sympathetically, and then said You wait, I'll go find it and have a look, but adults have always had a very strange temperament, so I may not meet you......

I waited for more than two hours, and the fat bird was late, waving its wings, and stopped in front of my eyes, saying What is the matter with me?

I apologize to you.

The fat bird looked up proudly, and said What are you sorry for, but you have not offended me.

I thought to myself that you knew, but I said, "Oh, I was wrong, I must have heard about your glorious deeds, and I couldn't help but ask you to come and pay respects, and listen to your teachings to us juniors." ”

I changed my tactics and didn't mention last night's incident, but flattered it and praised the guy as he flew into the sky.

I didn't expect me to shoot it like this, it was really useful, squinted his eyes, and said with a smile: "Say that, my lord, when I was mixing in this realm, your grandfather didn't know what he was doing." ”

I deliberately broke with this guy, saying I can't see it, I didn't expect adults to be so powerful?

It proudly said that it was, "Golden Seal Jade Letter" knows what it is, no?

I said I'd heard of it, but I didn't know what it was.

If it doesn't understand, it just says it doesn't understand, don't pretend to be with me here, isn't it interesting? To tell you the truth, that strange book is a secret book left from the Yellow Emperor Lao'er, in the history of China, it was learned by Jiang Taigong of the Zhou Dynasty, Guiguzi of the Warring States Period, Su Qin Zhang Yi Sun Bin Pang Juan, and later the end of the Qin Dynasty was passed on to Zhang Liang, the Three Kingdoms was passed on to Kong Ming, the Song Dynasty passed on Zhu Xi, and the Ming Dynasty passed on Liu Bowen.

I'll say one word, bunker!

The tiger cat said that this Nima is three words, and the "Golden Seal and Jade Letter" has been circulated for 4,000 years, scattered and added and deleted, and is divided into five techniques: mountain, medicine, life, divination, and phase, do you know whose hand it is now? Tu Feng Ya died.

I said that such a bullish thing, except for the adults you can rely on, I can hardly imagine that there is anyone else who can hold it.

The tiger cat laughed and said that you are really good at chatting, and you are in my hands, do you want to learn?

I nodded and said yes.

The tiger cat laughed and said to tease you, after learning this thing, it has the ability to penetrate the world, how can it be taught to you at will?

I saw that it let down its guard, and also sat on the ground, keeping eye level with it, and then said, "Don't you know what Xuanyuan Neijing is?" ”

It glared at me and said that it was dragged with me, isn't the Xuanyuan Neijing the Yellow Emperor's Neijing? This thing is divided into two parts, "Lingshu" and "Su Wen", which is the earliest medical classic in China and one of the four classics of traditional medicine, how could I not know?

I shook my head and said that the Yellow Emperor's Neijing is the Yellow Emperor's Neijing, and that thing was made by a Warring States physician in the name of the Yellow Emperor; The Xuanyuan Neijing I am talking about, but the Yellow Emperor himself on the practice of qi, and the "Golden Seal and Jade Letter" you said in your mouth, passed on to the same person, as for how many generations of celebrities it has experienced, I don't know, but I ask you, do you know who it is in now?

Lord Budge asked cautiously, "You?" ”

I said, yes, you really know how to chat, and you're in my hands, do you want to learn?

Budge-sama nodded and said yes.

I also learn it in general, screaming and laughing, saying to tease you, after learning this thing, it has the ability to penetrate the world, how can it be taught to you at will?

I did this completely by learning what it had just said, but it was so angry that it was immediately angry, and yelled, saying that you really think I'm a liar?

I said no, I believe you have the "Golden Seal and Jade Letter", and do you believe that I have the "Xuanyuan Neijing"?

Lord Tiger Cat fell into silence for a while, and after a long while, he suddenly said, "I remember, what you said, but Xuanyuan Jue?" ”

I squinted my eyes and said, "My lord, you're really well-informed."

The tiger cat muttered to himself, muttered for a while, and suddenly shouted: "I know, your surname is Wang, Xuanyuan Jue...... Oh my God, you are a member of the Golden King family in the Dragon Vein Guardian Family-what does your kid have to do with Wang Hongqi? ”

I was stunned and said Who is Wang Hongqi?

This is the second time I've heard someone mention the name Wang Hongqi, and I can't help but be curious, and the tiger cat looked at me suspiciously, saying You don't know Wang Hongqi?

I said that although I am a member of the Wang family, my grandfather has long broken off contact with the Wang family, so I really don't know who you are talking about.

Lord Tiger Cat looked at me carefully, and after a while, he suddenly asked, "Then the Song family's flame is also in your hand?" ”

I nodded, yes.

The tiger cat was excited for a while, and said to get it out quickly and take a look.

I said no, it cost me the last time I fought someone, and now I can't call it out.

Budge-sama said last time? Tell me about it, and I'll listen to it.

This is an idle chatterbox, and I especially like to listen to gossip, I have the heart to make friends with it, and I don't waste my saliva, so I talked about the fight between me and the old ghost and the Jingmen Huang family on the shore of Lugu Lake.

After chatting about this, he talked about the things in the third country of the Jade Dragon, and talked about the Five Poisons Sect.

After talking about the Five Poisons Sect, that guy was interested, pulled me, and didn't let me go, so he had to listen to how I offended the Jingmen Huang family......

After chatting with such words, I talked all night unconsciously, and the fat bird stretched out and said, Ah, listening to your story all night, it's really wonderful, but I never owe favors, so why don't I give you a hexagram.

I thought of the bright and moving little demon girl, and I couldn't stop itching in my heart, and said My lord, why don't you calculate the marriage for me.

The tiger cat looked at me, smiled hehe, and said I didn't expect you to be a temperamental.

I said that after being single for a long time, it is inevitable to love beautiful women, you said that the little demon girl......

The tiger cat suddenly stood up straight and shouted at me, "What, you actually dare to fight the idea of the little demon? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ......"