Chapter 739: Funny Than Snake

The middle-aged man swaggered into the room, looked around, and walked straight to the opposite side of where I was sitting. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Tilting his head and arrogantly said, "You are God's blessing, right?" ”

I was stunned, frowned, and looked at the visitor with a strange look, but the appearance was ordinary. Only those slender eyes give people a weird feeling.

At the same time, I can feel that his cultivation is almost on par with the purple gold Taoism among Taoist priests, which is lower than the real human Taoism.

This girl, is it a joke that ran out of that hole?

I cursed in my heart, but my face remained silent, quietly watching him perform. Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Old Man Zhang and the others, all of whom showed strange looks, looking at the funny snake spirit in front of him.

However, the middle-aged man didn't know it, but felt good about himself, pulled the stool in front of him, and sat on the stool. I poured myself a cup of tea, took a sip and said, "I heard that an elder of our Liu family, many of the clansmen died at your hands?" Ben Daxian wasn't there before, so forget it. Now that I'm back, I'm naturally going to get justice for them! ”

Poof!

As soon as I saw his funny appearance, I couldn't help laughing, your sister, just a little worm, dare to ask me for justice? Then to whom do I seek justice? I really don't know if this comic is fearless and ignorant, or if he is stupid and rude!

Bang!

The middle-aged man slapped the table with a slap, stood up, and stared at me angrily: "What are you laughing at?" Look down on Ben Daxian! Ben Daxian told you that if you don't cut off your hands today to apologize, Ben Daxian will let you come in vertically and go out horizontally! ”

"Hehe, still a great immortal? What a big breath. I don't know your surname! I turned cold, clasped my hands, and stared at him with a playful smile.

The middle-aged man raised his head and said arrogantly: "This great immortal, the last elder of the Liu family, Snake Yu." ”

After speaking, he added: "Snake Tianyin is the descendant of this great immortal!" ”

"Haha, it's just a little snake, and you dare to call yourself a great immortal? Do you really think you're a character? ”

The master sneered, glanced at Snake Yu, and then looked away.

It feels like looking at Snake Yu more and feeling very disgusting.

"You are..."

Snake Yu was furious, suddenly moved his gaze to the master, and just spit out two words. Her eyes couldn't help but glow, and she smashed her mouth and said, "Yo, what a beautiful little lady?" This figure, this clever appearance..."

As soon as I heard this girl's disrespectful remarks to the master, my eyes froze, and a cold light swept by. Just as I was about to make a move, the master was one step faster than me, and a dodge appeared in front of Snake Yu, and a slap in the face was slapped in the face with lightning speed.

Directly slapped out, slammed into the wall, and made a thud. and fell to the ground again.

Even the middle-aged man's head was pumped back to its original shape, forming a snake head and the appearance of a human body.

I was watching the wild spittle, my eyes secretly glanced at the master, and I snickered in my heart, the master is still the master, and it is really terrifying to start a surge.

However, this was not over, and just before Snake Yu stood up, the master kicked him in the stomach again. When he shrank on the ground in pain, he stepped on it violently, and there were words on his lips: "I'll let you tease me, I'll let you tease me." A little bug dares to tease me? Don't you go and ask me about Ye Xiaoqian, is the name of the demon girl given for nothing? ”

Khan, Great Khan, Genghis Khan!

I looked at the sharp appearance of the master and shook my head violently, master, it's too strong!

After the master ravaged Snake Yu for a while, he moved his muscles and bones and returned to his position as if nothing had happened. Serve a cup of tea and drink it leisurely.

With that look, I felt that the person who was angry just now was not her. Really let me worship the master for a while, master!

"Kill, this great immortal is going to kill you!"

After a while, Snake Yucai stood up miserably, and the retro clothes on his body had turned into beggar clothes. The place where the clothes are torn and exposed is not human skin at all, but pieces of snake scales folded snake skin.

He gave us a resentful look, and a thick demonic aura spread out and enveloped him. In the next second, the demonic qi was absorbed into itself, revealing a large python that was the size of a bucket and more than ten meters long.

Fortunately, the private room is relatively large, so it will be replaced by a general private room. I guess I can't even fit his body.

But even so, his huge snake body was also coiled, after all, his snake body was too long, and the length of the private room was not enough. The width is much larger.

Then his huge snake head swayed, glanced at us, and came towards us like a sharp sword.

"Little brat, what a big snake! People are so scared, you have to protect me! ”

When the serpent was about to die, the master took a moment to take the ground, pretended to be afraid, and hid behind me. Trembling, he said.

I was stunned for a moment, your sister, master, this is an acting school! Are you scared? I was almost sick to death. Master, can you stop playing?

But I have to admit that when the master acted like this, an unprecedented desire for protection actually rose in my heart. Flipping his hand and grabbing the dust, he shook it vigorously, and the tip of the dust was partially filamentous and spread out in the air.

Turned a few corners and slammed it the huge snake head of Snake Yu.

In this way, the huge snake body of Snake Yu was smashed on the tea table at once. In an instant, the tables, chairs, benches and the like were smashed by his huge snake body.

"Elder, Elder!"

At this time, two slightly younger people who came with him, standing guard at the door, quickly rushed in from the outside. He hurriedly glanced at the huge snake body on the ground.

I shouted two words in a hurry, and almost without thinking about it, a snake tail appeared at my feet, spread out and drew towards me.

I frowned, a little crying and laughing, it's really not a family that doesn't enter the door, and Funny's subordinates are also Funny. Can't you tell the difference between acting, your boss has been cleaned up, and you dare to take action? I really convinced them!

I shook my head, and with a flick of my wrist, the dust spread out again, quickly striking the two young men seven inches from the snake's tail against the snake's body. In an instant, the two of them spread out of the snake tails, and before they reached my eyes, they fell to the ground at once, convulsing.

"Say it! Who sent you? ”

I looked at the huge head of the snake lying on the ground in front of me, pretending to be a dead snake, and my heart was speechless for a while. But with a dark face on his face, he pretended to be angry.

However, Snake Yu was still lying on the ground, as if I had just hit Snake on the head and knocked him unconscious.

It's just that his huge snake tail swayed slightly, and it was obvious that this girl was not dizzy at all.

To tell you the truth, I'm completely speechless for him at this moment, Nima, he can't pretend to be a dead snake, this girl shouldn't have been sent by my friend to amuse, right?

I smiled bitterly in my heart, but said viciously on my face: "Okay! Now that you're dead, it's time to boil snake soup and drink. Well, you have to eat snake gall to brighten your eyes, a big supplement! ”

"Don't, don't, I say, I say!"

As soon as I finished speaking, she was so frightened that she suddenly changed back into human form, kneeling on the ground, waving her hands vigorously, and said hurriedly with a look of panic and fear on her face.

Motor, this funny snake? Speechless! (To be continued.) )