Chapter Forty-Eight: The Story of the Locust Going Out to Buy Vegetables
Although Jiang Shaolong thought well, how could he be a soldier sent at the lowest price, and the world was not prepared for the identity of the locust at all.
Ya is a black household. Then, don't forget that Kurosaki Ichigo has a store manager with a strong IQ in Urahara, and God knows what demon moths will emerge if they are exposed early.
Jiang Shaolong really expressed a million worries about the store manager who has been performing in the anime, maybe it's because he has seen too much of the same people, anyway, as long as the protagonist in it is not in the pure death camp from the beginning, he will have a certain vigilance against the store manager of Urahara.
Isn't there a saying that it is better to believe what it has than not to believe what it does not have.
This sentence also works, although Jiang Shaolong has no ill will towards death, but this must also be believed! Let's not talk about this first, but I believe how you know if people will use this as a reason to conduct high-intensity surveillance on you.
If you really want to encounter such a thing, then it's really called a dog.
However, this idea was put out of Jiang Shaolong's mind after eating with the new employee Tian Locust. Compared to the danger that is just possible, if he doesn't kick this person out to work, with that amount of food, how can Jiang Shaolong get so much money to support him.
After Jiang Shaolong went out to buy food three times in a row with a black face, the locust was considered to have burped and stopped eating.
Jiang Shaolong, who accepted his fate after some intense thinking, waved his baton and commanded the locusts to start cleaning up the house.
After tidying up, because of laziness, in just a few days, it perfectly showed people what a dirty house is, and suddenly became extremely clean and tidy.
Jiang Shaolong nodded with satisfaction after the end, and took the credit to himself without hesitation, saying that it was too hard for him to command for so long.
It's a pity that there is only a naked man with three appearances and three insides in front of him as the audience, Jiang Shaolong's self-boasting, that is, no one complains, and no one has a so-called little brother holding stinky feet on the side, and some only have a cold wind blowing and no one is watching.
Jiang Shaolong, who was on a whim for a while, couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, and felt a little ashamed that his whimsical action finally reacted.
Jiang Shaolong, who was desperate to find a topic to end the current embarrassing situation, finally noticed how sharp the bare ass of the locust in front of him was.
hurriedly chose to flash in the name of buying clothes, but what he shouldn't have was that after shouting at the end, all the chores at home would be handled by you. However, he ignored that in the past, the locust was purely a high-level robot-like existence, but there is no perfect creation in this world.
In particular, man-made objects, because of the limitations of the maker's mind, what they thought were perfect products always had defects that could not be discovered at the time, some of which were discovered later and then corrected at the beginning, and some of which were corrected by the user.
The locust is such a product, and as a man-made product, there is no doubt about his business ability after careful examination and confirmation by the people who write the program in the merchant group. But what! There's a slight problem here, because similar products are made by the recipient with acquired common sense input depending on the world they are sent to.
For example, a peaceful world cannot send a master who will turn his opponent into a man who is bent on turning his opponent into a man who is determined to be a threat, and a world that may draw a sword against each other if he disagrees with each other cannot send a pacifist to the past.
And who is standing here! It's a locust.
So does he have common sense?
The answer is a pity, although there is, but not completely.
The level of service in the merchant group is determined according to how much money you pay, so after grinding out all the consciousness of the Dark Flame God, the remaining energy is not enough to input all the common sense.
So, as readers must have known, after losing half of the common sense, the system of the merchant group decisively threw people out, even if it was just a matter of a little money.
Later, what is later! That's a later time than now or said time. In the absence of a clear explanation, it will be subject to the time when Jiang Shaolong finished saying this sentence.
After confirming that only the job of throwing garbage was left in the house, Tian Locust, who decided to start the chores now, took out a thousand-yuan bill from Jiang Shaolong's wallet that Jiang Shaolong had forgotten at home according to the common sense he knew, walked out without the slightest hesitation, walked out naked, and started the task of buying vegetables.
And because he didn't come out at the first time, he didn't attract people's attention at the first time, and he didn't attract Jiang Shaolong's attention and kicked him back.
The locusts that came out after Jiang Shaolong walked away caused a series of screams, and the cries of "hooligans" and "perverts" were endless.
However, it was useless, and the locust was still determined to find a place to buy groceries.
Finally, because of the sudden sight of naked men frightened, a part of the neon female people finally decided to resist, and at this moment they woke up and decided not to swallow this kind of thing like those miserable women in the middle and bring about the beasts.
Turn on your phone, type "110" to call the police uncle to come to support, and then calmly watch and prepare to report the location of the person in front of you at any time.
Some people may ask if at this time there should be a righteous and courageous teenager who stands up, tries to capture the pervert and become a hero, and then has some favorite love at first sight drama with one of the girls on the spot.
And the girls in District 11 are very open! As long as your mouth slips a little, you can sleep with a beautiful girl tonight, and the beautiful life of the five girls beckons to them from now on.
Then the teenagers who thought so all lay down on the way to charge towards the demons, and the cold reality told them that this world would definitely succeed if they didn't have a dream. You still have to have the foundation to fulfill your dreams, and if you don't have that foundation, then you have to be ready to lie down in the middle of the road with the same enthusiasm as these unlucky guys.
Tong Tong slapped the ground, and after lying down several people in a row, finally no one tried to attack anymore, except for the masochist, no one likes to be beaten for nothing, or lose face in front of so many people.
In front of so many people, you were slapped over like the first few who rushed up, are you sure you are not talking in a dream, don't talk about the pain on your body, the key is to lose face!
Jiang Shaolong, who did not know about this situation, felt a moment of silence, and hoped that he would not be so angry with this situation that he collapsed.