Chapter 111: Zombie Mrs. Chen (2nd Update~)

As the phone got closer to the target, the first thing I saw was a pair of eyes that only had white eyes, "Ah! I threw my phone away, and there was something lying under the bed, so I rushed to the door to open it, but I couldn't open it, just like that time in the toilet in the small hall, "Thick ink!" I yelled upstairs, "Thick ink! ”

The sound of water sounded in the bathroom again, and the TV automatically turned on the "joyful gongs and drums beating~~~~~ and the singing inside was deafening, which had completely overshadowed my ghost crying wolf howl, and I banged on the door hard, hoping that I could hear it outside, "Pei Feng!" "He lives next door to me, he should be fine!" Pei Feng! ”

I tapped the door and looked back under the bed, and a dry hand had crawled out from under the bed, and even the fingernails were black, "Ah! Don't come here! "I stretched out my tongue, around a bedside table and threw it over, smashed on that hand, the whole bedside table fell apart, the withered hand was also smashed flat, and then it didn't move, take this opportunity, I used my tongue to quickly wrap around the other side of the bed, I stepped back, slammed towards the door, "Bang dang-" sound, the bedside table fell apart again, I went to pull the door, but my right foot couldn't lift up, I looked down, three souls fell off two and a half souls! The smashed hand passed through the wood chips and came to my feet, grabbing my ankles, "Ah! Let it go! I curled up a teacup with my tongue and slammed it into that hand.

"Uh." That hand didn't do anything, but my bare feet were bleeding, and at this moment, a head came out from under the bed, how could I forget that face? Her face is full of wrinkles, her eye sockets are deep, except for the white hair on her head that has turned into black hair, this is clearly Mrs. Chen! It's just that her face was very different from what I had seen that day, very shriveled and bloodless, and her nose sniffed quickly, and then quickly crawled towards my feet, ah! She, she, she can't smell my blood! It can't really be a zombie! Drink my blood, don't eat my flesh! Why should I take a shower at night! I'm supposed to be covered in stinky sweat that she can't breathe!

"Hurry like a law, break!" With this reassuring voice, the door opened.

"Thick ink!" Why didn't you come until now? I was almost taken for a Tang monk!

I saw that thick ink took out a yellow talisman, tapped the tip of his tongue on it, and directly pasted the yellow talisman on Mrs. Chen's head, "Fixed!" Mrs. Chen's head moved forward and suddenly stopped.

I looked at the hand that was still grabbing my ankle and said tremblingly, "Thick ink ......"

He pulled out a knife and said, "Cut it." ”

"Chop?" I was surprised, "Is Mrs. Chen dead or alive?" ”

"Stupid, can you live after so long? She's already a zombie, she's hopeless. When he saw my bare feet, he frowned, "How did this happen?" "I looked at the ceiling, and I must not admit that I smashed it myself, otherwise I would be scolded to death.

He squatted down and slashed at the palm of his hand a few times, but because the bones were too strong and kept chopping, he threw the knife on the ground, took out another talisman, and aimed it at Mrs. Chen's knuckles, "Hurry like a law, eliminate." Then I opened my mouth wide and watched Mrs. Chen's fingers break into several pieces.

"Thick ink, did I say before that you could be a locksmith?"

"No one has ever said such strange things to me, and I still remember them vividly." He lifted my feet and said, "Sit down on the bed." "There is also an old lady Chen's head sticking out next to her, her mouth is still cracked, is this really appropriate? I have a deep sense of horror!

"Thick ink, Tong Guò matter, I'm sure once again that you won't starve to death if you leave your own industry, you operate on people or something." I gestured with great interest, "That's it, let's go, people's bones will be separated, so as to save costs!" ”

"If the people who let me do the surgery are all zombies, it's okay, but the exorcism aspect of Taoism can't be used on people, understand?" His hand gently separated the glass shards from my foot, and although the movement was very light, it still painfully shrank my foot.

"Thick ink, actually, I mean." I sorted out the rhetoric, "I mean, isn't it good for you to be a person, you are already so good, don't think about flying like Chang'e, okay, how lonely it is in the Guanghan Palace, she still misses the world very much in the sky, what fun do you say you have when you go up." "You don't want that poor snake to disappear even the essence for the sake of cultivation, okay? And I don't want you to go, isn't it good that we live and grow up together like this? I don't want to be a snake demon, and you don't want to become an immortal, how good it is to be a human.

"Shhhh The thick ink tore through a sheet and quickly bandaged it around my foot. "Wait for me here! I'll go out and have a look! ”

"Thick ink." I took his hand, "Don't leave me alone." I pointed to Mrs. Chen, who was still lying on her stomach, what if the yellow charm on her head was not firmly pasted? I stuck out my tongue and swept it, there were no bright spots on either side of this room, where did Pei Feng go? There was a shadow in the aisle that was walking this way, but there was no sign of life in this shadow, because there was no bright spot at all! "Don't go, this must be another zombie!"

"Who's a zombie, this young lady?" The door was blown open by a gust of wind, and then a big boy entered, probably in his early twenties, his face paler than that of Zha Chengyan, his eyes burning red, and his appearance was unusually handsome, and I saw fangs in his hooked mouth.

"What's the matter?" I asked humbly, is there a zombie that looks like this? I looked down at Mrs. Chen again, this difference is too big!

"I'm not the same as you, I'm here to see this old monster on the ground, you continue." He squatted down and took a closer look at Mrs. Chen, "Oh~ It's really not a kind, he turned over Mrs. Chen's mouth, this tooth is not compared, alas, it's really disappointing." "Me and Nongmo, you look at me, I look at you, all of them are baffled by his actions. What is he doing? Than the kind of zombies? He's just engaging in zombie racism?

"Oh yes." He stood up and said to me, "Your blood smells good." Then the corners of his mouth hooked again.

"Stay away from her!" Thick ink stood in front of me, "What are you?" I'm afraid it's not a zombie, I've never seen such a conscious zombie. ”

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in her, I have a daughter-in-law, oops, my daughter-in-law is round, it's much more fun than this little girl." When he saw that thick ink was angry, he immediately burst out laughing, and the fangs in his mouth were particularly obvious. "I just wanted to remind you." He sniffed, "It's too tempting to wrap the wound." ”

"Ho, when will you take it out and compare it, there is no basis for it!" Thick Mo squinted his eyes, and he took a step forward, and the two big tall ones instantly stressed me out.

"Hey, stop! What the hell are you? The living dead? A new breed of zombie? What is the purpose of this trip? "I wondered, he had no ill will towards us, could it be that ridiculing Mrs. Chen was his purpose?

"Lonely and unheard, you go on, leave me alone." He said again, and then reached out and removed the yellow talisman from Mrs. Chen's head, "What is this for?" ”

"Oh, hold her down." I explained, only to find out that we were going to be busy again! Mrs. Chen's head moved, and her teeth snapped into the boy's leg.

"Ahh He kicked Mrs. Chen away, and Mrs. Chen flew towards the window, and I exclaimed, wow! What a force! THEN MRS. CHEN GRABBED MY HAIR WITH HER OTHER INTACT HAND, AND WITH A PULL, I WAS GAMEOVER, SEEING MRS. CHEN HIT THE CURTAIN FIRST, IT SHOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN.

Because her hair was pulled by her pain, I screamed, "Ah Xuan! "Thick ink grabbed my feet, but pulled down the sheets tied to my feet, Mrs. Chen was blocked by the curtains, the curtains were pulled away from the middle for a short time, she was blocked, yes, but I was thrown out, and coincidentally, I was too afraid that the windows were not closed when I first came in, and the curtains were opened for a short time, and that short section happened to be blocked by the window glass, so I was lucky to fly out, I thought, I finally won the jackpot in my life.

What kind of decline can people have, looking at my more than ten years of life, it can be said that I have been crawling all the way in the long river of blood and tears. I remember when I was a child, the farmer's market held a lottery, as for why the lottery, I don't remember, my uncle put me on my shoulder, let me draw a prize, toothpaste, the organizer of the event estimated that I was pitiful, so I asked me to draw again, this time it was a toothbrush, my uncle also joked, this is not all together, Xuanzi is so lucky, when I went home, Sister Fangfang brought back two quilts, Xue Huai brought back a bicycle, it is said that the worst will be toothpaste and toothbrush...... When I was in the second year of junior high school, my aunt worked part-time for a few days in an electric city, and I encountered a lottery event, and my aunt brought me the lottery bucket and asked me to grab a handful, so I grinned and grabbed a handful, but there was nothing, just when I was angry that there was no prize in it, someone won an induction cooker...... I've been singing since I was a child, "I picked up a dollar on the side of the road", right, but I've never picked up more than one yuan, that's right, this is me, Lin Xuan, who has declined to the limit, but why did I win the lottery this time. Rushed out of the window and finally complained about the anonymous big brother who came to make trouble and didn't help, big brother, I have something to do this time and I want to go to you and your daughter-in-law, I also have fangs......