Chapter 36: It turned out to be the land in-laws

"Little girl, what are you doing with your hands?" My heart thumped, she knew what I was going to do!

"You, who are you?" I shuddered and asked, what type of ghost is the big red, red, this kind of ghost is very resentful, it is best for humans not to bump into it, and if it does, it should be avoided immediately, because it is so harmful to people.

She immediately shouted in surprise as if she was injured: "Old man, the little snake doesn't remember us~~~" "Wow-" sounded, and a man in ancient red clothes appeared out of thin air, looking in his thirties, handsome, but my first reaction was that this was a couple who died unjustly, and the second reaction was that this dress was quite familiar with people, because the impact was too great for a while, my brain crashed, and I forgot that a pair of mandarin ducks in the land temple were also dressed in this style. I really haven't seen it before!

"You, you ......" I shuddered and opened my backpack to find a weapon.

"Little snake, I'm the lord of the land! This is the land woman! The middle-aged man said. Belch? No way? So young?

Speechless in astonishment, I pointed at them, "Male...... Old woman......? "What does this look like? I looked at them carefully, trying to find a little fold on their face, and gave up for a long time, fairy, it's normal to have no folds, but they don't respond to the statue that looks 108,000 miles away from their own every day? Why am I not scared and why can I still think? I seemed to remember, "Are you the beautiful woman in my dreams?" "And the big tree behind the temple is ......

"That's right! It's us! The beautiful woman hugged me and said excitedly, "Little snake, long time no see!" How are you doing? ”

I shook my head and nodded, "No...... I'm not that snake! I'm Lin Xuan! And subconsciously retracted his tongue, stop tugging at my tongue......

She held my face and rubbed it again, "Isn't that you!" Isn't it just a surname? Xuan little snake! ”

I pulled her hand down, "I'm human, she's a snake!" We are different! "Again, I emphasize that it is still the land and the land mother, this is not clear.

The land lady wanted to say something, but the land lord pulled her, "Old woman, she doesn't remember, don't bring up the old matter again, let's solve her intention first." ”

The land lady smiled again and said, "Xuan Xiaosnake, I'm afraid you didn't mean to come here for the dragon lantern incident, are you very familiar with this place?" Ouch, I'll sue you......"

The land lord coughed a few times, "Old woman, let's get down to business, it's not too late to talk about this later." ”

The land lady waved her hand and said, "No, no, you have to sue her, little snake, you cultivated here in your previous life, and we are neighbors!" Hahaha~"If the things in the dream are true, I can guess a little, and it would be good to figure it out now, but it really is not my memory, since they will tell me about the dragon lantern, why not do it."

"Please tell me where the real dragon is?" They are the gods of the land, and they have to protect one side, the real dragon is gone, there is a natural disaster here, and they are also responsible.

She smoothed her hair with her hand and said, "Which lake is the biggest here?" ”

I thought about it, isn't it the Yanshui Lake next to the Land Temple? "That's what you're talking about?" I asked, pointing to the sparkling waves outside.

She nodded, "Right under the water, we had a dinner for them last night." "At the bottom of the lake, how am I going to find them? Now that it's over, I'm sure they know it, why are they still here?

"Please tell them, let them go back to the ancestral hall, the ghost lantern matter is quite a big trouble, and now everyone is very scared, and they feel that it is not safe to be protected by the real dragon."

The land lord jumped into the statue, and a voice came from the statue, "This is not something we can do, we need you to step out." ”

"Me?" I pointed to myself, what can I do? I'm just a bit of a snake at best.

The land lord said: "You are a family, very early on, the snake and the dragon are related, the snake and the dragon are very similar, don't underestimate your ability." "Can this be used to explain the reason why my soul can enter the dragon lantern and see the dragon qi?

"What am I going to do?"

The land lady patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, the real dragon will not have an accident if he doesn't leave, this year we have calculated, there will be a big drought, when the big drought occurs, the real dragon must come to a dragon to stir up the water, the time is the beginning of June, if you see the dragon, you must call the villagers to come over to pray collectively, please return to the ancestral hall." ”

It was still early, and I breathed a sigh of relief, "Will others see the dragon stirring up the water?" ”

"After the first person sees it, others will see it, but only if someone notices it, and you have to come and see it often at the beginning of June, and if you see a different cloud in the sky, you have to pay attention." That is to say, this year's lights will definitely not be played, and how many households will be disappointed.

I looked at my watch, it was late at night, I figured out the dream and accidentally gained the information of the real dragon, it was time to go back. "Thank you, I'm going back, I'll come to burn incense later." Speaking of burning incense, oh yes! "Why can I come in? That snake is also a demon, why can he be a neighbor next to the temple? ”

The land lady was about to speak, but the land lord interrupted her, "Let her go back, it's too late." ”

The land lady pulled me to stand up, pulled me a little reluctantly, she said to me, "Xuan little snake, remember, people's hearts are not ancient, don't trust anyone, we will wait for you, go." "Don't trust anyone lightly...... It's true that my grandmother said I was a good liar.

I was about to turn around and leave, but I stopped again, "Hey, did you deliberately ask the last hexagram I asked?" ”

Land Lord: "......"

Land Woman: "......"

Sure enough, he came back the next day, and in the morning, when I was in English class, the homeroom teacher brought him into our classroom. Didn't he say that he had already finished his high school course, and he still wanted to come to a class with me, did the old man and his uncle want him to look at me?

The head teacher and the teacher said a few words, the English teacher automatically stepped aside as an observer, and the head teacher stood on the podium and said: "Welcome to our new classmate, Xiao Nongmo, he is Lin Xuan's cousin, he transferred from this semester, he is a borrowed student, everyone should help him more in the future." "Xiao Nongmo? I never knew Nongmo's surname, nor did I know his family history, he never said it, since the old man said that he was an orphan, I don't want to ask, he is now with his uncle's surname, has he already gone through the adoption procedures? Cousin...... Hey...... It gives me goosebumps just thinking about it. A scene appeared in my mind: on a sunny spring afternoon, I ran on the shore of Qingqing Lake, laughter ups and downs, "cousin~" accompanied by my soft cry, a little dwarf appeared in my field of vision, and pulled the corners of his mouth with a look of disgust and spit out the words "snake demon...... Hey, it's disgusting, what am I thinking, I shuddered, and I got rid of the thoughts in my head.

Someone in the class was already whispering, "You look so cute!" "I secretly slandered myself, how many people have been deceived by the harmless surface of humans and animals, and you will know how powerful you will be when you are poisoned.

"Look at that kid, he's definitely younger than we are." You're wrong again......

"The eyes are so big and dark." Shallow...... I listened and despised them, and I would never admit that I was jealous, or a boy.

The head teacher spoke again, "Xiao Nongmo, you introduce yourself first." "Thick ink still stood there, ignoring it," poof-" I couldn't help but laugh out loud, and I hurriedly retracted from laughing, and sneezed a few more times to cover it up. So far, no one has dared to do this to the head teacher, our head teacher can be called a bully boxer, he looks strong and strong, and the boys can't bear it with a punch. Although corporal punishment is not allowed, corporal punishment is prevalent in our school, and parents also think that as long as they can become talents, they will fight, so they have practiced our class teacher's ability to beat the class without fighting back, and when he snorted, we had to tremble. Dense is so faceless to him.

The head teacher coughed, "Xiao Nongmo, I'm a little shy, and I'm not used to the new environment, so let's sit next to Cheng Jie first." ”

I wondered, why didn't anyone laugh at him for being a dwarf? On the contrary, some people say that I am a bamboo pole, what is the reason? I also arranged for him to study the best table, and my psychology was sour again. The head teacher continued to say a bunch of speeches praising the school, praising the class, praising the style of study, and praising himself, and finally left. It was only five minutes before the end of the class, and I was about to raise my arms and cheer, and I can really say that we would be happy to meet sudden interruptions to class. There are many situations of deviation in class, there are many two situations in our class, one is that the teacher drives the tractor farther and farther, and the other is that the head teacher comes to make a cameo, either training people or looking for people, anyway, no matter what we do, as long as it has nothing to do with the class, we are all happy in our hearts, and even a little darkly hope that the teacher will catch a cannon fodder and lecture endlessly, then we don't have to go to class. Now this situation is the highest level, there are five minutes left, and I don't feel that there is enough time to do anything, so let's talk about it.

Sure enough, the English teacher threw away the book, "Let's read the book." Then he chatted with his classmates on the podium. Just said that the teacher who likes to drive a tractor in class, this teacher is one, we like to listen to her, she will spit when she talks about excitement and excitement, dancing with her hands, and the students sitting in the front row can be said to have washed their heads once in one of her classes.

I was thinking about being a little man when I was still being cared for when I heard my name, "Lin Xuan." ”

I was startled and quickly stood up," I said. "I don't have to answer questions, I haven't listened to much in this class.

"Sit down, we're chatting, not class." Oh, I sit down, what's next?

The English teacher continued, "Lin Xuan, you cut your hair, it's all dragged to your buttocks." ”

As soon as she asked, the whole class laughed like crazy, but fortunately, our homeroom teacher clearly stipulated that you are not allowed to put a cup on the desk in class, and you are not allowed to drink water, otherwise I will not be allowed to squirt. Although I am a heartless one in the class, but hey, can you not say these two words in public, although I used to be not thin-skinned, but adolescent little children need face, how embarrassing. Suddenly my face turned red, and then I thought about it, my idol Xiaoyanzi said, who doesn't have an ass, I don't plan to dwell on it, but what does my long hair have to do with the teacher?

"Teacher, although my hair is quite long, I don't plan to cut it."

She immediately broke a piece of chalk, "Why, how troublesome it is to wash this long hair, the class is so polluted, it's almost summer, and it still sucks dust." ”

Me: "......"