> the plane was obviously piloted by two people, the performance of the plane was very poor, the pilot in front did not dare to let go of the rudder, and the person sitting in the back raised his hand.

I saw that he pushed the glass above his head very hard, as if he wanted to open the cockpit cover, but the hatch cover was a little rusty, so I saw him blushing and constantly straining.

The captain watched in amazement as the other party performed, and it took about three minutes for the second person on the Mark plane to finally push the hatch open.

A squeaky sound was like a claw scratching on glass, even if it was the roar of a fighter plane, the pilots on the F22 were numb to hear it.

What? How dare this thing go to the sky?

Then they saw an even more jaw-dropping scene, as the man on the Mark pulled out a loudspeaker from his seat.

"I'm sorry! The broadcast system on this plane is broken, and it can only be used for the time being. ”

The man was quite polite, holding a bullhorn and shouting loudly against the wind.

The captain of the F22 fleet was quite cultivated, and he instinctively nodded his head to show that he didn't mind, and then he heard the second sentence.

"You fucking flew to China's air defense identification zone, land me immediately, or Lao Tzu will capture you!"

"Poof", because of the accident, all the people on these planes sprayed out, and the cockpit was a mess for a while.

Holy, this is a spoof? You two cargo drove a plane from the First and Second World Wars, and the communication system was useless, and you raised a horn to threaten us, you are stupid for us?

The pilot of the F22 was professional, his face was serious, and he did not react at all to the threat of the other party, and when he twisted the rudder, the F22 plane turned sideways, revealing the weapons compartment below.

This is the standard procedure in the world, and this is called firing a warning shot, and if you don't obey it, the next step is to shoot live ammunition.

The warning F22 was swinging back, and through the glass window, the driver stared coldly at Mark, and the meaning in his eyes was self-evident. Piloting the most chosen aircraft on the planet, this pilot is full of pride.

Then, his eyeballs popped out, and the driver even craned his neck so much that his forehead hit the cockpit.

The two goods on the plane opposite, he, he, he, he actually took out a kitchen knife from under the seat!!!

I saw the two cargo stand up, leaned out half of their bodies from the cabin, and then slapped the kitchen knife the fuselage.

"Surrender to me at once, or I'll chop you up with a big knife!"

In the military intelligence research room, a group of senior US military officials, including the US president, are all stupid:

Is today April Fool's Day? When did the Chinese become so humorous? Are they trying to joke with us?

All the F22 drivers here are also stupid, how to deal with this? The other party seems to be sick, huh? Really shoot him down? Is this how any country enforces the law in the ADIZ?

After hesitation, the captain could only ask his superiors for instructions. After all, the leader is professional, and the other party immediately gave a reply: make a forced landing, and shoot it down if you resist.

After thinking about it, the leader added: "If that Mark throws the kitchen knife, it can be regarded as a rebellion!" ”

Yes, a group of more than a dozen F22s began to enforce the law.

They distanced themselves and prepared to shoot into the sky, which would be the last step, and if the other Mark didn't listen, he would definitely shoot down.

In the military intelligence research room, everyone's mood relaxed: It's okay, there is something wrong with China, and they are playing around.

But before they could relax, the frightened voice of the F22 pilot came from the video screen on the wall: "What's the matter, the plane is out of control?" ”

None of the F22s fired a bullet, but they obediently followed the Mark III, and a platoon of planes slowly flew off the camera.

In the image, there was a noisy sound of "rustling", and the driver of the Makene knocked on the communication system a few times, and actually fixed the broken thing in this way.

"Let you be disobedient, go back and I'll chop you with a kitchen knife!"

In the military intelligence research room, the curse of the man with the kitchen knife on the plane still lingered in everyone's ears, and the ******** actually piloted a broken plane and captured this group of fighter jets worth nearly three billion.

The crowd watched in amazement as the plane flew out of the camera, and the frightened voices of the US pilots could still be heard in the communication system, and the entire conference room seemed very quiet.

Half an hour later, there was a "snap" in the conference room, and the national security adviser gave himself a heavy thrust, he was a little stupid, he felt sick.

With a "bang", the whole conference room "exploded", the Chinese were not joking, that air defense identification zone was real.

Only an hour later, the U.S. Embassy received a new notification from China:

We will set up a sea identification zone in the eastern plains, from 150 degrees east longitude to the Rocky Mountains, and all incoming warships, including submarines, must report to China in advance, otherwise we will capture all trespassers.

The president directly collapsed, and he roared on the spot: "Withdraw all the fleets immediately, the Chinese are serious." ”

However, time was clearly not enough, and the Americans cruised here a large number of attack submarines, which were not fast enough to evacuate.

A day later, three nuclear-powered submarines surfaced, and the members of the Navy inside sent back a signal to headquarters in horror: all the submarines were out of control, and they were automatically heading for the western Pacific.

It's still a military intelligence research room, but this time the venue has been moved to a military base in the Rocky Mountains. The President of the United States arrived at the scene as usual, and his duty required him to boost the morale of the servicemen.

"Block all the news, these situations must not leak out."

In the first sentence, the president expressed his fears.

The room was very depressed, including Admiral Joel, and for the first time the hawks in the room felt helpless.

The powerful US military machine also seems to be unreliable this time.

"We still have nuclear weapons! Our nuclear arsenal is the most powerful in the world. ”

Dronjevic, as a representative of the moderates, suddenly roared, and after repeated setbacks, he finally could not bear it anymore.

The hearts of the audience moved, as if they had been given a shot in the arm, and everyone's faces turned red again.

It's like a gambler, when he loses all his chips, he starts to get hysterical.

At this moment, there was a sudden noisy "rustle" sound from the communication system on the conference table, which was so familiar that everyone had heard it yesterday alone.

"Woo hoo" a few hard hits, it seemed to be the sound of slippers pumping onto the microphone, and then a familiar male voice came from inside:

"Hey, anyone, anyone? Ahem, whether you're here or not, I'll hear you!

I was the pilot of the plane in China's air defense identification zone yesterday, and my buddy was in urgent need of urine in the middle of the flight, and I would like to borrow your toilet to sprinkle it, please approve it. ”