492 Mandate in progress
readx; ps: Khan, I've been really busy lately, and there are always things that can't be done in the new year, if someone hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't have known that I had been sealed, which means, add a change today!
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Yan Xiaoyi lamented, no matter how he said it, he was also a master of surprise, and he was about to fall to the point of looking for a cat, but what was even more tragic was that after Yan Xiaoyi turned a few pages of tasks, he was the only one who had a little confidence in finding a cat!
"Forget it, if you look for a cat, you can find a cat!"
Yan Xiaoyi sighed, and then went straight to the stray cat rescue station. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
After finding the staff, Yan Xiaoyi explained his intentions, and the staff shook his head with a smile and said, "You want to find Tom?" ”
Yan Xiaoyi was surprised: "Celebrity? ”
"It's a cat!" The staff corrected Yan Xiaoyi's mistake, and then said: "Tom's owner is a well-known rich man in the city, and Tom himself is also the champion of the beautiful cat competition. ”
Yan Xiaoyi thought for a while and said, "Is there a cat like the same?" ”
"There are a lot of white cats, and there are many with black fur in both ears, but there are none with one ear." After the staff finished speaking, they said with disdain: "You are not the first to ask me this question. ”
Yan Xiaoyi smiled dryly, and then said, "The white cat is the white cat, bring me one." ”
The staff said: "We are not a pet spot here. ”
Yan Xiaoyi drew the Thunder God Sword, and said on the neck: "You can call 110, robbing money is a crime, but robbing a cat should not count, not to mention, these cats have no ownership, they are not your private, and they cannot be characterized as snatching private property, in addition, I am a mentally ill person, and I will be sent back to a psychiatric hospital or rehabilitation center at most, but you may be swordscrossed by me, you can consider whether to do this for a cat." ”
The staff is very knowledgeable about current affairs, Yan Xiaoyi successfully got a white cat, and then went to the nearest hair salon to use the best hair dye, the one that will never fade.
After doing all this, Yan Xiaoyi went to see the client very indifferently, a woman over fifty years old, jeweled, as for the response, Yan Xiaoyi has also thought about it, if you say that you are thin, then you have suffered too many sins in two and a half years of wandering life, if you say fat, that is, you were adopted by well-wishers, and you are white and fat, if you say that the coat color is wrong, then it is said that people will grow up, and cats will grow up.
However, what Yan Xiaoyi didn't expect was that the noble lady only glanced at it, and then said firmly: "This is not my Tom." ”
"It's not." Yan Xiaoyi hurriedly said: "After all, I haven't seen you for two and a half years, will you admit your mistake?" ”
The lady shook her head and said, "It's very similar, but my Tom is a female cat." ”
Yan Xiaoyi gasped and said, "Are you sure?" ”
The lady said, "I'm pretty sure! ”
Yan Xiaoyi looked at the white cat on the table and said, "Are you sure this is a male cat?" ”
The lady said, "I'm also very sure! ”
Yan Xiaoyi took another breath, and then cursed the dead old woman in front of her in her heart, there is something wrong with you, the female cat is named Tom? Why don't you have a male cat called Elizabeth!
Of course, this is a small problem, what do people like to call people's things, the key is that the male cat becomes a female cat, you can say that people are unfortunately castrated, but, what is the matter with the female cat becoming a male cat? Transsexual? Artificial implantation of small jj?
Yan Xiaoyi lowered her head and covered her face, dipped some saliva in the corners of her eyes, and then said painfully: "You are right, this is indeed not Tom, Tom has passed away, and this cat is Tom's last relic left in the world, this cat is Tom's child, you just said that they are very similar, right?" How can there be a child of his own who is not like a mother, in fact, this little creature has been wandering in front of your door, but he does not dare to recognize you, and I found it in the flower bed at the door......"
Yan Xiaoyi lowered his head again, wiped the corners of his eyes with saliva, and then hugged the white cat on the table in front of him and said: "If you really don't want to recognize it, I can also take it away, but pity him for being lonely and wandering alone......"
"Say no more!" The lady covered her mouth and sobbed, "Leave it behind, I will take good care of it, after all, it is Tom's only bloodline!" ”
Yan Xiaoyi said cautiously: "Then my entrusted task?" ”
The lady said, "Of course it's done." ”
System Prompt: Congratulations on completing the quest "Find the Lost Tom" and getting rewards: Glory Points x7 and Survival Points x50
Yan Xiaoyi immediately left the cat and left the lady's villa, and then wrote a V word to the sky, so that fooling can be done, sure enough, the character is good, everything is good, Yan Xiaoyi is now full of confidence, ready to incarnate as a stray pet expert, specializing in finding lost pets, a 7-point glory point, looking for 10 a day is 70 points, and it is estimated that ten days and half a month will be able to effectively complete the task.
Yan Xiaoyi portrayed a bright future in her head, and then flipped through the task to find the puppy Jack, I inserted, it turned out to be a Dalmatian!
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Yan Xiaoyi's cat and dog plan is still ongoing, but in fact, it is not as smooth as imagined, although this kind of commission is the most garbage commission, but because of the garbage, it means that it is not difficult, and it is almost not dangerous, many people like such garbage tasks, especially in the city of detectives, there are many third-rate detectives who are willing to find cats and dogs, so there are not many lists of such commissions, most of them are timely, and they will be snatched away after just five minutes, and not everyone is as generous as the lady, Yan Xiaoyi took two more orders to find the cat, one of which was made up by Yan Xiaoyi and fooled around to get 2 glory points, and the other list was even more pathetic, Yan Xiaoyi really found the lost kitten in the garbage dump, but only got 1 glory point.
As a result, from noon to night, Yan Xiaoyi completed three tasks, got 10 glory points, 95 survival points, and a 100% commission completion rate, but they were all cats and dogs.
In this regard, Yan Xiaoyi also just wants to say that the dream is very beautiful, and the reality is really cruel.
"Looks like we'll have to find some other commissions tomorrow."
Yan Xiaoyi sighed, and then looked at a Hong Kong-style tea restaurant, Yan Xiaoyi touched her stomach and decided to treat her hungry self with a bowl of barbecued pork rice first.
It's just that Yan Xiaoyi was about to enter the door......
Woo-la-la-woo......
The piercing sound of the horn suddenly sounded, and several fine cars appeared on the street and the corner at the same time, quickly stopping around Yan Xiaoyi, and in the Hong Kong-style tea restaurant, three men in black suits suddenly burst out, and after lifting the table and chairs, they pulled out their pistols from their waists, pulled the three of them in front of them as hostages, and shot at the sky with a bang!
"Not a lot!" Jingcha got out of the car one after another, used the car door as a cover, pulled out a gun and pointed at the tea and said, "You have been surrounded." ”
Yan Xiaoyi gasped, who did he recruit to provoke whom, and he actually encountered a gunfight with elite bandits when he ate a bowl of barbecued pork rice?
"Don't shoot! If you have something to say, it's good to say! Yan Xiaoyi was standing in front of the store, coinciding with Jingcha and the bandits, this position was really bad, so Yan Xiaoyi raised his hand decisively and said: "I was just passing by, and it has nothing to do with me." ”
Youcha glanced at Yan Xiaoyi with disgust, and said angrily: "Hurry up and walk away when you pass by, what is the stupid pestle doing there!" ”
"Oh!" Yan Xiaoyi nodded obediently and said, "Go now, go now, you continue." ”
Yan Xiaoyi doesn't want to care about this, he just wants to eat a bowl of barbecued pork rice, if you really want to shoot, it's not impossible to go next door to eat rice bowls, otherwise it's good to go farther away to eat Lanzhou ramen, but sometimes life is so dramatic, Yan Xiaoyi wants to go, but someone doesn't want him to go!
"Come here!" When Yan Xiaoyi was about to apply oil on the soles of his feet, a bandit walked out of the tea restaurant, holding a woman in front of him with his arm, probably thinking that a woman was not very safe and couldn't stop his body, so he simply pulled Yan Xiaoyi to him, put a gun against Yan Xiaoyi's head, and shouted at Jingcha: "Don't move, otherwise I will beat his head." ”
Those Jingcha really have some, although it is for their own lives, Yan Xiaoyi still laments, why does Jingcha such an incarnation of justice often play such a wasteful role?
And when Yan Xiaoyi lamented, the second bandit B held a black suitcase in his left hand and a gun in his right hand, and also held a woman out of the tea restaurant, showing that he was very experienced, the probability of resisting a woman is low, and it is also easy to subdue, men are different, and occasionally there will be hot-blooded fools.
As for the third bandit, C was even more ruthless, the people were not holding hostages at all, but ran directly into the kitchen, and after grabbing and threatening several chefs to get away, he took the two gas cylinders in the tea restaurant hostage, and slammed it in front of him, with this thing to protect himself, who would dare to shoot at him? If one is not good, it will be the same end!
Yan Xiaoyi sighed: "This is the sadness of not having economic consciousness, isn't it good if you use natural gas, if you don't use a gas canister, it is not environmentally friendly, it is easy to be poisoned by gas, and the fee is not necessarily cheap!" ”
"Shut up!" The bandits who held Yan Xiaoyi hostage were obviously dissatisfied with his unprofessional attitude as a hostage, how could the hostages talk nonsense, so they smashed Yan Xiaoyi's head with the butt of the gun very cleanly, and then continued to yell at Jingcha: "Disperse for me and drive our car over, otherwise I will kill the hostage." ”
Jingcha was silent, looked at each other a few times, obviously very hesitant, in fact, the hostages were slightly better, the most important thing is that the two cans of gas cylinders that were "hijacked" are quite bad, this thing is still very scary to explode, it really exploded, not to mention that this group of Jingcha can't run away, several stores around it are estimated to suffer, and, this is a snack street, and there is gas next door, if it becomes a serial explosion, the number of casualties will rise in a straight line, and the consequences are really difficult to bear.
So, Jingcha began to ask the leader, the black pot must always be carried by someone, and after finding someone to carry the black cauldron, the encirclement began to disperse, the three bandits took three hostages and took two gas cylinders and retreated, Jingcha pulled ten meters back with a gun and tailed, and found a black car belonging to the bandits at the corner of the street.
Bandit A motioned to bandit C to drive, the gas canister couldn't be stuffed in, but the hostage still wanted it, so bandit B threw away his female hostage, and after getting into the car with a black suitcase, bandit A also let go of the female hostage first, and then took a gun to Yan Xiaoyi's head and motioned him to get into the car.
"Hey, you're not mistaken." Yan Xiaoyi said: "You don't need to be so gentlemanly to be a bandit?" Both women are released, just leave me alone? Even if I'm handsome, you can't discriminate against me! ”
"Shut up!" Bandit A smashed Yan Xiaoyi with the butt of his gun and said, "Don't give me nonsense, let you go in!" ”
“ok,ok……”
Yan Xiaoyi raised his hands and made an honest appearance that he was scared, and he was honest about to bow his head to drill the car, but when he lowered his head, he directly hit the roof of the car, and immediately covered his forehead and grinned, constantly jumping his feet, although it is human nature, but the bandit A was obviously very dissatisfied with Yan Xiaoyi's attitude, this was not delaying Yan Xiaoyi's time, but delaying his time, so the bandit A was very unhappy and wanted to pick up the butt of the gun and smash Yan Xiaoyi, but at this time......
Yan Xiaoyi suddenly made a move!
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