045. Devouring the Beast
"Host! Host?'
Han Xiaoqing listened in a daze, his eyelashes trembled slightly, and he opened his eyes.
"Host, are you awake?"
≮Hmm. ≯
"How are you, host?" Still disgusting?'
≮ Not disgusting anymore, and never will be. ≯
"Huh? Why?'
≮ I found the source of my nausea. ≯ Han Xiaoqing half-squinted, ≮ But I overcame it, so now I don't feel sick anymore. ≯
Yes, but she's not the only one who overcame that, there are other ...... Anyway, now that they've seen it, what's the use of talking so much?
"Oh, okay. The host's little ball is now on your belly~'
Han Xiaoqing half-stood up, glanced at it lazily, reached out and grabbed the little ball, put it in front of his eyes, and looked at it with some inquiry.
"Host, can you see?!"
≮ Nonsense. ≯
"Host, oh my God! I see it's selling cuteness to you!'
Han Xiaoqing's eyes flashed, and he tilted his head to look at it:
"Are you selling cute?"
Xiao Tuanzi blinked.
"That's right! That's how it winked at you!'
Han Xiaoqing smiled, "Do you know how to sell cute?" ”
Xiao Tuanzi then blinked, then shook his body slightly.
Unexpectedly, Han Xiaoqing threw it directly to the ground, glanced at it, and stood up:
"Bai looks like this, and he won't sell cute."
"What do I want you for?"
Systemic Consciousness: ...... (Poor little tuanzi, Qingyun Sect one hundred and eight styles, you are worth a look.) )
Divine Favor: ...... (Can't you, my dear, see that I'm humbling??? )
Han Xiaoqing watched Xiao Tuanzi climb up his lap again, frowning, "Do you want to come with me?" ”
This time, Xiao Tuanzi nodded vigorously, and then a particularly crisp voice came from Han Xiaoqing's mind:
Actually, I'll sell cute, but I'm too modest!
"Host, is it really the ancient god pet in the novel who automatically changes his voice when he speaks?"
Humble parasite, I'm not imaginary data!
Han Xiaoqing pursed his lips, "Can you hear it?" ”
This sentence is naturally asked to Xiao Tuanzi.
Yes, yes, dear Xiaoqing, it's such a low-level bug, of course I can hear it.
『…… Inferior, bug?'
Isn't it? What is parasitic in the human soul, not a parasite?
"Do you know what I am?"
Hum! How could this not be known? You're just a wisp of other people's senses.
『…… So what are you?'
I? Of course I'm famous-won't tell you~
"What are you?"
I'm the main god who created the devouring beast with a bug~
"Eater of beasts?"
Hmph╭(╯-╰)╮
"Devourer?"
Uh-huh, it's just to feed on interface bugs**ug~ Xiaoqing Xiaoqing, I want to follow you! Originally, we didn't have a body, so I used this small data body to make a body~
"Host, the devourer is a strange thing, it can travel through various interfaces at will, and it is powerful. Although I don't know why it wants to follow you. But having it along with it can dispel low-level bugs. Equivalent to "bug incense"
≮Well, you have to bring it anyway. ≯
Han Xiaoqing smiled slightly, and ripped off Xiao Tuanzi's thigh and put it on his shoulder.
Xiaoqing is the best! I love Xiaoqing the most~\(≧▽≦)/~
"Hey, aren't you really tired of talking like that?" It had heard that if the devouring beast wanted to speak, it would have to be voiced by its own bug field, which was very difficult.
"......" You're smart.
≮ It's my friend, put a point of respect. ≯
≮ Ask it yourself. ≯
『…… Okay.'" It can't afford to fight, what if it's not happy to eat itself? Don't look, it really has the ability to do this!
≮Well, how do you get out? ≯
Xiao Tuanzi's eyes narrowed, and the white hair on his body emitted a pale yellow light. In the blink of an eye, they came out.
Han Xiaoqing smiled, "Then let's go find the artifact now." ”
……
In the beginning:
Han Xiaoqing maintained a calm smile, ≮ I'm not thirsty, I'm not hungry, and I don't need to rest. ≯
After two minutes:
Han Xiaoqing still smiled calmly, ≮ I'm not thirsty, I'm not hungry, I still don't need to rest. ≯
Two more minutes passed:
Han Xiaoqing's calm smile was a little relaxed, and she paused before saying: ≮ I'm still not thirsty, I'm still not tired, and I don't need to rest. ≯
Then, two minutes:
A thin light flashed in Han Xiaoqing's eyes, and he paused for four seconds before answering: ≮ Not thirsty, not hungry, not resting. ≯
International practice for two minutes:
Han Xiaoqing stopped and lowered his eyelashes: ≮ I'm so thirsty and hungry now, I really want to rest. ≯
Xiao Tuanzi waved his little paw, and suddenly a big bed appeared in front of Han Xiaoqing's eyes.
"Visually six or seven people can lie down."
Xiao Tuanzi waved his paw again, and suddenly a bamboo table appeared next to the bed, which was full of food.
"Visually, there are fruits and vegetables, bread, milk, rice, noodles, vegetable soup, broth, stir-fried vegetables, and xiao long bao."
Xiao Tuanzi then waved his claws, and a stream appeared next to Han Xiaoqing's legs. 、
"Visually, there are no fish, no shrimp, no crabs, no microorganisms, no one washes their faces, bathes, washes clothes, or soaks their feet."
≮ How do you tell? ≯
"Will it give you water to drink fish water, shrimp water, crab water, microbial water, or face water, bath water, laundry water, or foot washing water?!"
≮Microbial ...... ≯
"Okay, that's a bit of an exaggeration."
『……』
"......" You beast devourers are really exquisite, but they are not as down-to-earth as us!
Xiao Tuanzi stopped talking, and waved his paws directly.
Han Xiaoqing calmly watched the originally barren path turn into a forest this time.
Xiao Tuanzi plucked one of his own hairs from his paws and put it to his mouth and blew it~
A beautiful woman in a black shirt stood in front of Han Xiaoqing with a fan in her hand and a smile.
"Second couple, Monkey King?!"
Han Xiaoqing blurted out, his eyes full of surprise.
≮…… ≯
"I'm not afraid that monsters will transform, I'm afraid that monsters will read books—Master, am I Zhu Bajie?"
The corners of Han Xiaoqing's eyes twitched, "Don't worry, I'm not a monk, and it's not a monkey." ”
"What does this mean?"
"You could be a pig."
"Then what can I worry about?"
≮ I slaughtered you. ≯
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