I smiled and asked, "Sha Wujing, how old do you look at the poor monk?" ”

Sha Wujing looked at me and said, "I think you have the most years to stand." ”

Am I that old? Lao Tzu is only twenty-six years old! What do I look like I am thirty years old when I am established?

Well, because I have been exposed to the wind and sun for more than a year, and there are no skin care products, plus there is no hair on my head, I haven't had time to shave these days, so it may seem like a little vicissitudes.

But don't worry, with a hydrating mask, I'll be radiant and turn into your favorite mouth-resistant little fresh meat in no time.

I said, "The poor monk is six out of twenty this year. ”

Zhu Bajie heard me say his age, he was stunned for a moment, and said in a low voice: "My old pig's senior brother is only a thousand years old, and this master is only twenty-six years old, twenty-six years old, alas, ......"

What do you mean by saying pig's head, what's wrong with being twenty-six years old! I'm only six years old, so I'm also your master! I'm Tang Seng!

I asked, "Have you seen me here before in this quicksand river?" ”

"I've never seen it. ”

I asked again, "Have you ever let people cross this quicksand river since you came down to earth?"

Sha Wujing touched his chest, obviously habitually wanting to touch the string of skeletons that used to hang under his neck, but this time he touched the emptiness, and the nine skeletons had disappeared just now.

Unable to touch the long string of skeletons that he had coiled for hundreds of years, Sha Wujing put down his hand and said, "There are not many mortals who cross the river, and in the past few hundred years, the people who have crossed the river have all entered my womb. ”

Good guy, you are ruthless enough, I originally thought you would say that there are one or two, but I didn't expect that no one could cross this quicksand river for hundreds of years.

I said, "In this way, it is absolutely impossible for the poor monks who have just arrived here to know what is in the west of this quicksand river. ”

Sha Wujing nodded, "That's the case." ”

I asked Sha Wujing: "Then do you know that there is a Huangfeng Ridge on my way to the east." ”

Sha Wujing shook his head, "I have been in the quicksand river since I went down to earth, and I have never left, and I don't know how many places in the mortal world. ”

It doesn't matter if you know or not, it's better if you don't know, the less you know, the better Lao Tzu blows.

I smiled and said, "You don't know the way to the east, I don't know the way to the west, if you know the name of the place in the west, you might as well let me guess, if I can name the unknown place, wouldn't it prove that I have the ability to know the things before and after." ”

Sha Wujing thought for a while and said, "Then let me ask you, after my quicksand river, and then go west for eight thousand miles, there is a Taoist temple in Wanshou Mountain, do you know?"

I don't remember where I went eight thousand miles away! I don't remember even the place eight thousand miles east of the quicksand river I walked.

In fact, I also took a big risk by asking Sha Wujing to ask me, after all, I only know a little bit about the Journey to the West story in the TV series, and there are only a few monsters filmed on TV, which is far less than ninety-nine eighty-one, in case Sha Wujing really asks a place I don't know, it will be a shame.

And this time it's really my luck.,Sha Wujing asked about the Taoist temple in Wanshou Mountain.,If I'm not mistaken.,Tang Seng crossed the quicksand river and arrived at the Wuzhuang Temple with ginseng fruit trees in a few episodes.,Although I don't know if it's located in this Wanshou Mountain eight thousand miles apart.,But I think no matter how the plot deviates.,The difficulty of Wuzhuang View shouldn't be deleted.。

So I think that the eight achievements of the Taoist temple that Sha Wujing said are these five Zhuang views, fortunately he asked about the Taoist temple, if he asked me directly about Wanshou Mountain, then I would be confused and unable to answer anything.

Without any pause, I immediately replied, "Wuzhuang Guan." ”

Simple and neat answer, how is it, handsome.

Hearing me talk about Wuzhuang Guan, Sha Wujing was obviously surprised, "Do you know Wuzhuang Guan?"

Ouch, it's crooked, not only you are surprised, but I am also surprised, I didn't expect that Sha Wujing, who never leaves the quicksand river, can actually know about Wuzhuang Guan eight thousand miles away.

Sha Wujing was obviously unwilling to admit defeat, "Then do you know who the owner of Wuzhuang Guan is?"

Are you stupid, I have already said the name of Wuzhuang Guan, I don't know who the owner is? But fortunately, Sha Wujing didn't continue to ask for the next place name, because I really don't know much.

"Zhenyuan Daxian. ”

Sha Wujing looked at me with incredible eyes, and before he could speak, I continued: "The poor monk not only knows that the owner of Wuzhuang Temple is Zhenyuan Daxian, but I also know that there is a treasure tree in his temple. ”

Sha Wujing listened to my words and nodded, it seems that he also knows about this ginseng fruit tree.

Zhu Bajie asked, "Zhenyuan Great Immortal, which god is this, how can I never see it in the sky?"

I shook my head and said, "It's not a god, it's an earth immortal." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "I don't know the earth immortals, I have lived in heaven for a long time, do you know the fairy monkeys on the earth?"

Sun Wukong said: "Although I am the king of the earth, I am a demon immortal, the heavenly immortals and the earth immortals are above my demon immortals, and when I was a great sage in the heavenly court, I made friends with a lot of heavenly immortals, and I didn't have a chance to get acquainted with this earth." ”

I smiled and said, "That Wuzhuang Guan Master is not an ordinary earth immortal, that is the ancestor of the earth immortal." ”

Sun Wukong also smiled, "My grandson only knows that there is a Buddha, and I don't know who has such a big tone and dares to call an ancestor." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "You monkey don't have much ability, don't you dare to call yourself a Monkey King." ”

"I, the Monkey King, was sealed by the Jade Emperor, and I don't know which immortal in the sky!"

Sha Wujing said: "I don't know. ”

Beautiful, God mends the knife.

Sun Wukong said: "That's your loneliness, if you want to say that five hundred years ago, when my old grandson made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, it was called a majesty." ”

"Five hundred years ago, I don't know, I was here five hundred years ago. ”

Sun Wukong smiled: "It's your luck not to be in the sky, which of the gods in the sky at that time was not frightened by my old grandson." ”

Zhu Bajie said disdainfully: "The immortals are really scared, but they are not because of you, a monkey, but because you have angered the Jade Emperor." ”

Okay, okay, it's getting farther and farther, the most important thing now is to let Sha Wujing hurry up and join me so that I can hurry, if he really doesn't team up with me, I can also hurry up and find the Bodhisattva to have another apprentice.

I asked, "Can you trust me?"

Sha Wujing pondered for a moment and said, "I'll ask you again." ”

I'll go! The heart I had just put down suddenly came up again, are you asking about addiction! Isn't it enough to ask about a place?

Sha Wujing asked, "Further west, do you know about White Tiger Ridge?"

Because the answer was too crisp before, if I can't answer it now, it will be a flaw, but I really can't think of anything, I can say that Wuzhuang Guan is already a blind cat touching a dead mouse, I don't know what kind of place this Baihuling is.

It's over, what kind of thing, what is Baihuling and Heihushan, how do I know what place you said about Baihuling, which province is a scenic spot.

"Yes...... What?"

It's over, it's over, just thinking about answering quickly, I can't even say a decent human word, I want to answer immediately what and where, but the word "yes" came out of my mouth first, but I really didn't think of anything, and I wanted to ask something, but then because my brain was stuck, I only said the word "what", and the word "what" was actually skipped by me.

Sha Wujing was surprised: "You actually know that corpse demon?"

Ahh

Can I say that you heard it wrong? Of course not! If you make a mistake, you will be wrong, my luck is simply off the charts! The protagonist's aura is a cow!

I said in a foolish way: "The poor monk said, I know a little bit about the things before and after, if you don't believe it, you might as well ask more." ”

I said so, but in my heart Amitabha Buddha Hallelujah has read it all over again, I beg you not to ask again, I'm really afraid, the flat-topped mountain just now was all I messed around, I really don't want to play this quiz game anymore.

My brain must have accidentally entered the water when I crossed the river before, otherwise how could I think of asking Sha Wujing to ask me questions, this is simply self-defeating.

I don't know if Sha Wujing is stupid or if these people who have been immortals before have no heart, Sha Wujing shook his head and said: "I don't know the others, I only heard him talk about these two places, it seems that you do have a deduction ability." ”

I'll go, it's great, I can be regarded as blinding Sha Wujing and scared the baby to death.

Zhu Bajie asked in a low voice, "Monkey, when did the master have this ability?"

Sun Wukong also replied in a low voice: "Master's ability is true. ”

Shut up, you two!

Wait, who is he, who has told Sha Wujing about Wuzhuang Guan and Pingding Mountain? Who can know the two places of a god and a monster respectively, and can also talk to Sha Wujing about the heavens, the ghost who was killed in seconds before? Impossible, that ghost came from the east like me, and never crossed the west bank of the quicksand river at all, and Sha Wujing has not let a single person cross the river alive in the past hundred years, is this he from the west? Immortal or monster? I don't know.

However, one of the two places that Sha Wujing knows is that there are immortals living and the other is living by monsters, which one has dealings with Sha Wujing.

If it is said that Zhenyuan Daxian and Sha Wujing have dealings, it is also said in the past, after all, Sha Wujing also used to be a curtain general in the sky, but Zhu Bajie is also an official in the sky, but he said that he didn't know Zhenyuan Daxian.

If it was said that the corpse demon of Baihuling knew Sha Wujing and said it in the past, after all, Sha Wujing is a monster now, and it should be normal for monsters and monsters to have a relationship.

But in general, I think the one who can come all the way to chat with Sha Wujing should be an immortal, after all, the monsters are busy eating people and cultivating, so they don't have much kung fu.

If the one Sha Wujing said was really Zhenyuan Daxian, I think it is very likely that Zhenyuan Daxian instilled in Sha Wujing the idea that monks are not allowed to go east and people are not allowed to go west.

You think, Zhenyuan Daxian is a Taoist priest after all, although some people have said that Buddhism and Taoism are one, but that is the doctrine of the two major religions have a ten thousand laws to one, in fact, the people of later generations are more respectful of Buddhism, the reason is because believing in Buddhism seems to have greater gains, Taoism is to cultivate this life, Buddhism is to cultivate the afterlife and eternal life.

In fact, people today are self-aware, so most people put their hope in the afterlife, and later suppressed by the powerful, Taoism eventually declined. But this is just Taoism in the world of my previous life, and in the world of Shenzhou, it is still the immortals of Taoism who control the heavens.

This ancestor of the earth immortals in Xiniu Hezhou may have the idea of wanting to fight the eastward expansion of Buddhism, of course, this is just my speculation, after all, the Taoist priests are indisputable, even in the Tang Dynasty, where Taoism is prevalent, Taoist priests will not take the initiative to promote their Taoist temples, but the monks often promote Buddhism.