Volume 3 Life and Death_Chapter 96 The Perverted Shangguan Bao'er
I know that my technique is not Shangguan Bao'er's opponent, but even if I lose miserably in the fight, I will never admit defeat to Shangguan Bao'er, I raised my face slightly, looked at Shangguan Bao'er with a smile and said, "Shangguan Bao'er, you are really good at pretending!" Obviously, your spells are so powerful, and you pretend to be gentle as water and weak in front of Gu Changfeng and them all day long, is it interesting?! ”
"Feng Nuan, you don't have to think about delaying time, I won't be fooled by you!" Shangguan Bao'er took a step forward, Xuanyuan Sword felt the danger approaching, it was about to move in my palm, I shook it slightly, signaling it to be patient for the time being, after all, in the face of a master like Shangguan Bao'er, I can only see the opportunity and give her a fatal blow, if I shoot easily, I can only be beaten to death by her.
Shangguan Bao'er continued to walk towards me, and I didn't retreat, after all, retreating in front of my rival in love was really a bit of a loss. "But the wind is warm, you don't have to worry that I will kill you immediately, I will, torture you little by little, let you taste, what is called life is better than death!"
"Shangguan Bao'er, your psychology is really distorted!" Looking at Shangguan Bao'er's appearance, I couldn't help but think of the last time Shangguan Jue tortured me, the brothers and sisters of the Shangguan family are really the same***! However, Shangguan Jue's *** is relatively exposed, and it will not make people feel so dangerous, Shangguan Bao'er is too deeply hidden, and people like her are the real catastrophic snakes and scorpions!
"Feng Nuan, what is so good about you! You want to have a face, you want to have a figure, why do you want to be the person you like! Shangguan Bao'er is now less than ten centimeters away from me, her face is almost on my face, she looked at me, and said in a gloomy manner, "The wind is warm, you look so ugly, you don't deserve the wind at all!" The wind is really blind, so he likes you, a yellow-faced woman! ”
Want to have a face without a face, want to have a body without a figure? What else is a yellow-faced woman?!
I looked at Shangguan Bao'er, I was so angry that I almost vomited blood, although I am not unparalleled in the world, but I can't get along with the yellow-faced woman! Although I am now twenty-five years old and have given birth to a child, my age seems to have stopped at the year I was twenty years old, and I played an eighteen-year-old girl in the movie without the slightest sense of disobedience, many people thought I was a high school student, why did this Shangguan Bao'er say that I was a yellow-faced woman?!
"Yellow-faced woman?" I looked at Shangguan Bao'er smiling with a sunny face, Shangguan Bao'er slandered my beauty like a flower like a flower, I naturally had to fight back fiercely, "Shangguan Bao'er, it seems that you look older than me, right?!" Tut, look at the crow's feet at the corners of your eyes, they are about to reach your temples, and there are freckles on your chin, tsk, it's really unbearable to look at! Also, you're embarrassed to say that I'm not in shape, even if I'm an airport, it's a hundred times better than your breasts are always like watermelons and eggs like eggs! Incongruity, serious incongruity! ”
"The wind is warm, whose chest do you say is uncoordinated?!" When Shangguan Bao'er heard me say this, she hurriedly took out a mirror and looked at her chest, and after taking the picture, she couldn't help but exclaim, "Ah! Why are my boobs big and small!! Ahh!!hhhhh Shangguan Bao'er screamed again and again, probably thinking of her crow's feet and freckles I had mentioned just now, and she began to take the mirror and look at her face carefully.
In fact, Shangguan Bao'er's figure is really good, very good, convex and concave, if she goes to the island country to develop, she will definitely surpass Cang and Teacher by a thousand times and ten thousand times, of course, there is no incongruity in her chest, the reason why she screamed just now must be a psychological effect.
"Ahhh!!h Shangguan Bao'er threw the mirror out violently, she covered her face vigorously, and shouted almost hysterically, "Ah! How wrinkles are in the corners of my eyes! Yes! And freckles! Yes! The wind is warm, it must be you, it must be what kind of demon magic you have used to make me so ugly! ”
"Shangguan Bao'er, please recognize the facts, it's not that I made you so ugly, but ...... It's that you're ugly in the first place! I pulled a long voice, looked at Shangguan Bao'er with a light smile and said.
"The wind is warm, you are already ugly!" Shangguan Bao'er yelled at me almost angrily, "The person the wind wants to marry is me!" Me and the wind are a natural pair! The wind is warm, you damn it, you damn it, as long as you die, the wind will be with me! ”
"Shangguan Bao'er, don't deceive yourself anymore, Gu Changfeng doesn't like you at all, even if I die, there will still be Chen Nuannuan, Wang Nuannuan, Li Nuannuan, Zhang Nuannuan, he will never like a femme fatale like you!" Well, I know that the possibility that I can survive under Shangguan Bao'er is really small and small, yes, I want to be as quick as I can speak, after all, it is much better to die happily in my heart than to die in my heart. "Shangguan Bao'er, a woman like you is not worthy of Gu Changfeng's love at all, one day, Gu Changfeng will find out your true colors and abandon you like a shoe! No, even if Gu Changfeng didn't find out your true face, he would never want a woman like you! After I die, the Demon Lord has nothing to threaten him, and he won't marry you! Shangguan Bao'er, if you want to be with Gu Changfeng, you are simply dreaming! ”
My mouth was dry when I said this, but I was really happy, and after twenty-five years of life, I still found out for the first day that my eloquence was so good!
Shangguan Bao'er's little face was as white as jade, and she was already angry and pig's liver color, and she stared at me viciously, "Feng Nuannuan, you talk nonsense, he will definitely like me in the wind!" Since I was born, I have been destined to become the wife of the wind, I have lived for so many years and learned so many things, all in order to be able to become the most suitable wife for Changfeng! So the wind is warm, you go and die, as long as you die, there will be no one to hinder me and Gu Changfeng from living and living together! ”
As she spoke, a sharp dagger suddenly appeared in Shangguan Bao'er's palm, she raised the dagger and slashed it towards my face, "Feng Nuan, do you know, I hate you so much, I can't wait to cut you with a thousand knives, today, I will cut off your flesh little by little, and then scatter your soul, I want to see how you can still compete with me!" ”
I don't have a special hobby of masochism, Shangguan Bao'er treats me like this, I naturally won't just knead and pinch like this, I hurriedly hindered my legs, and with a shake of my body, I was able to dodge the dagger that Shangguan Bao'er drew at me, but, when I wanted to continue to dodge, I suddenly found that my body couldn't move at all, as if it was frozen.
I know that Shangguan Bao'er must have done something to me again, but other people's techniques are better than mine, and I can't break free from her grip at all. She took the dagger in her hand and smiled, "The wind is warm, you still want to escape?" It's a dream! As he spoke, the dagger in his hand slammed into my face again, "The wind is warm, I suddenly changed my mind, you say, if I scratch your face, gouge out your eyes, and then stomp your legs and arms, and throw you into the pigsty of the world, you say, isn't it interesting?" ”
Human!
Shangguan Bao'er, a psychologically twisted woman, actually wants to make me an adult!
"Gu Changfeng, you finally came to save me!" The dagger in Shangguan Bao'er's hand stabbed at my eye, and I was in a hurry and hurriedly shouted.
Hearing this, Shangguan Bao'er hurriedly paused her hand, all the coldness in her eyes disappeared, and the dagger in her hand disappeared in her palm, she put on a pure and innocent appearance, looked at me and smiled sweetly, "Nuan Nuan, I didn't expect to meet you here, it's a coincidence." ”
After finishing speaking, Shangguan Bao'er turned around with a smile, but found that there was no one behind her at all, she suddenly could no longer pretend to be kind and amiable, she turned her face suddenly, looked at me coldly and said word by word, "Feng Nuan, you dare to lie to me!" ”
"Shangguan Bao'er, I was indeed lying to you just now, but Gu Changfeng is around here, if you dare to hurt me, Gu Changfeng will definitely not let you go!" I know that Gu Changfeng is Shangguan Bao'er's weakness, yes, I tried my best to put on a calm appearance, looked at Shangguan Bao'er with a light smile and said. But the drum was beating in his heart, Gu Changfeng was flirting with that crimson woman now, would he come here in time to save me from Shangguan Bao'er's clutches?
"Feng Nuan, you see I'm really confused, how can I forget such an important thing!" The corners of Shangguan Bao'er's lips were slightly hooked, proud to the extreme, and cruel to the extreme, "The wind has been dragged by Allure, Allure's pestering kung fu of crying, making trouble and hanging is unmatched by no one in the world, and it will be impossible for the wind to come for a while and a half!" The wind is warm, you just honestly wait for me to throw you into the pigsty of the world! ”
As she spoke, the dagger in her hand resurfaced, she held the dagger in her hand very seriously, and began to gesture on my face, her focused look, as if she was painting seriously, "You say, do I scratch your face first, or gouge out your eyes first?" ”
"Shangguan Bao'er, are you sick! Hurry up and let me go, otherwise, I won't let you go!" "Last time I was given a body by Shangguan Bao'er in the Plum Blossom Forest, I learned a mantra from Shangguan Jue, and it is said that that mantra can regain the body's freedom when the body is fixed, but I have never tried it, and I don't know if it works.
"Won't let me go? The wind is warm, just with your tricks that can't be on the table, you are also worthy of fighting with me?! It's just beyond my means! Shangguan Bao'er's gaze slowly moved down my face, and finally landed on my chest, "The wind is warm, I have changed my mind again, I don't want to gouge out your eyes first, and don't scratch your face first, you dare to say that my breasts are big and small, I'll cut off all your breasts now!" Let's see if you dare to talk nonsense in the future! ”