Chapter 56: Lhasa
Early the next morning, after handing over Xiao An to the blind boss's brother-in-law, we went straight to the airport and boarded the plane to Chongqing. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Since Chongqing is not too far from Guiyang, it was less than an hour before the plane landed at Chongqing Jiangbei Airport.
There is no direct flight from Guiyang to Lhasa, so in desperation, we can only choose to stop in Chongqing, and then change our tickets to Lhasa from Chongqing.
When we landed at Lhasa Gonggar International Airport, it was already past two o'clock in the afternoon.
"Holy shit....... It's uncomfortable......."
I trembled and helped the fat uncle, and walked out of the cabin with a pale face like him, resisting the desire to vomit, and frowning vigorously.
Altitude sickness is well deserved.
A few seconds after the plane landed, I felt a little out of breath, my chest was feeling stuffy, and my head was a little dizzy.
After stepping out of the cabin, this stuffiness became more and more serious, and now not only is it stuffy, but it also wants to vomit, and my head has evolved from a dizzy state to a painful state.
Shopkeeper Kong, the Zhao family brothers, as well as Shen Han and the blind boss, all have this reaction to some extent.
It is no exaggeration to say that everyone present, except for Hai Dongqing and Little Buddha, all the others let altitude sickness torture and want to die.
Especially the fat uncle and the shopkeeper.
As soon as they got off the plane, the two old-timers began to retch, but in the end, they still couldn't vomit out, and I felt sorry for them.
The blind boss of the "Dog's Day....... also seemed to have no strength, his face was pale and let Kuroko hold him, and his lips were a little purple: "I didn't expect it........ As soon as I came to the northwest, I ate a dismount........ This lack of oxygen is a bit exaggerated, isn't it........ How do you feel like I'm not far from death........"
Although the blind boss said that his physique was weak, in fact, his physique seemed to be stronger than ours, at least our face was not as good-looking as his.
At this time, Hai Dongqing was also a little worried, and asked the blind boss: "Why don't I take you to take oxygen?" Take a break with oxygen, and maybe you can get better! ”
"Suck a fart, a bunch of weak scum." Little Buddha smacked his lips: "We're not here to travel, we have to hurry up to adapt to altitude sickness, if oxygen inhalation brings out oxygen dependence, I see what you should do, take an oxygen cylinder and do it with the people of the life education?" ”
Hearing this, Hai Dongqing frowned, looking like he was about to scold, but in the end he persuaded the blind boss.
"He's right, we have to adapt as soon as possible, but if we can't, let's use the power of injustice........" The blind boss showed a wicked smile: "Anyway, we are not ordinary people, can Superman still suffocate urine?" ”
"Blind man, then you should hurry, this altitude sickness is uncomfortable!" The shopkeeper Kong covered his chest, looked as if he was about to die, and said tremblingly: "Can I keep this life!" It's all up to you! ”
"Relying on him for a piece of, you might as well rely on me."
Old Sun put down the paper bag in his hand, smacked his lips, and his face looked a little better, at least a little bloody.
"What are you eating?" Shopkeeper Kong asked curiously, and looked at the small paper bag in the hand of the old man Sun: "Drugs?" ”
"Even an old immortal like me knows how to prevent altitude sickness, and you haven't prepared yet?" Old Sun smiled disdainfully and spread out the paper bag.
I saw that the contents of this paper bag were all small pieces of bamboo, or rather, small wooden boards with curved curves similar to bamboo pieces.
These small pieces of bamboo are black all over, with charms outlined in red ink, and they look a bit like amulets and other magic weapons.
"Can you eat this thing?" Shopkeeper Kong frowned.
Old Sun lame glanced at him and replied, nonsense.
Without waiting for Old Cripple Sun to say anything, Shopkeeper Kong stretched out his hand, snatched a piece of bamboo from the paper bag, and then stuffed it into his mouth very straightforwardly and without hesitation.
"Oh, don't say it, it tastes like chocolate." While chewing the piece of bamboo, the shopkeeper Kong raised his palms, made a gesture of luck, and said with a face full of enjoyment: "From the inside out, I feel much better to live my blood and nourish my face." ”
"You're not afraid of poisoning you!" Old Sun glared: "Lao Tzu hasn't said that he wants to give it to you!" ”
"It's all my own people, don't talk about it." Shopkeeper Kong said, and then greeted us with two sentences: "Take it yourself, this thing is definitely more effective than oxygen inhalation!" ”
When the shopkeeper Kong's voice fell, five or six hands had already stretched out.
But in the blink of an eye, the paper bag in the hand of the old lame man was empty, and there was nothing left.
"Aren't you two alright?" Old Sun lame glared at the little Buddha viciously: "What are you doing with this?" ”
"What do you want to taste?" Little Buddha smiled and stuffed the bamboo piece in his hand into his mouth.
Hai Dongqing didn't speak, just like Little Buddha, even if he was not affected by altitude sickness, he still ate it.
"Two foodies." I muttered, put the bamboo slice in my mouth, and chewed it gently.
I was stunned when I chewed it, the shopkeeper Kong really didn't brag, how can this bamboo slice taste like chocolate?!
The more you chew it, the more fragrant this thing becomes.
I don't know what material it's made of, but when you put it in your mouth, it looks like wood, but after chewing it a few times, it becomes almost like chocolate, and the taste is exactly the same.
When I finished eating the stuff in my mouth, I suddenly realized that I was not so uncomfortable, and I was quickly returning to a normal state at an extraordinary speed.
"What is this? Even altitude sickness can be cured so quickly! That's awesome! The blind boss was also a little curious: "Master Sun, your gentleman from Lubanmen, can you still make a cameo appearance in Chinese medicine?" ”
"Bullshit Chinese medicine." Old Sun said helplessly: "This is a kind of talisman I researched a few years ago according to ancient records, which was originally used to relieve the lack of oxygen for Yang people, and I plan to sell it to the tomb robbers.......
As he spoke, Old Cripple Sun shook his head, didn't continue, and said: "A few years ago, I came to Tibet once, and at that time I was also tortured by altitude sickness enough, and then I tried to use this thing myself, but I didn't expect it to be quite effective." ”
"Or you'll sell me the patent for this thing!" Shopkeeper Kong said with his eyes shining: "When the time comes, I will mass-produce and sell it to those literary and artistic young people who come to Tibet to wash their souls, and I will definitely make a lot of money!" ”
Old Sun sneered twice and didn't speak.
We chatted all the way and walked out of the airport.
After that, under the leadership of Zhao Qingluan and Zhao Xiaosan, we found several brand-new off-road vehicles on the side of the road.
Before getting into the car, the blind boss specially instructed me a few words.
"Your master is waiting for us at the Xiaotushi Palace, don't think too much in the car, take this opportunity to rest more, we are tired when we go up the mountain, and it is impossible to rest when the time comes!"
Hearing this, I also nodded vigorously, saying that I knew, and then secretly pointed to the shopkeeper Kong who was sitting in the off-road vehicle in front of me, and asked the blind boss.
"That old brother is so powerful, you don't ask him to calculate the good luck of this line of work for us?"
What I said was purely casually asked, and I didn't have any hope at all, after all, some things can't be calculated by calculating hexagrams, and you have to fill in the number of lifespans!
Seriously, I don't believe that for this matter, Shopkeeper Kong would trade his lifespan for the information he wanted.
"He's done the math." The blind boss replied.
Hearing this, I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and muttered with a puzzled face: "Then why didn't you tell me?" ”
The blind boss touched his chin and whispered, "Because the result he calculated ......."
"Did it turn out badly??" I was a little worried: "Is it nine deaths??" ”
"Can't you be optimistic? What Nine Deaths and One Life? The blind boss said angrily: "The result he calculated is just two words." ”
"What?" I was stunned.
The blind boss spread his hands: "Variables." ”
"Variable....... What do you mean......." I wondered, "Is there a variable in this matter?" Or are there variables among us? ”
"Variables are things, not people." The blind boss sighed: "To put it bluntly, this time in the death match, who loses and who wins can't be counted at all, the variables are increasing, and the sky is unpredictable." ”
"Could it be that there are variables in the Xiaotushi Palace?" I asked tentatively.
"Quite possibly." The blind boss nodded: "If you want to calculate it more carefully, you have to fill in the number of life, so the specific situation is not clear to the shopkeeper." ”
"The fortune-telling thing is enough to be chicken, even the shopkeeper can only calculate a little fur, if you want to calculate more, you have to exchange the number of life, isn't this the ancestor playing with people......."
"Be content, it's good to be able to figure it out, and you don't have to worry too much."
The blind boss shrugged his shoulders with a smile, left a word, and walked back towards his car.
"Don't forget, this thing in my body is also variable, we won't lose."