"Tu Senpo, paint the wall, paint what? Hahahaha! I looked at the reply on Douban, and I was ridiculous, "Brother, you cow, you make a name and post on the Internet, it looks like only Tu Tu is the best." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Looking at his vegetable-like appearance, my teeth were about to laugh, "Sister-in-law is 7 months pregnant, don't show her this post, if you can't keep it, my eldest nephew will be angry directly." ”

Coating snatched my iPad, "Shut your broken mouth, Tutu wasn't robbed by you more than ten years ago!" ”

"That can't be helped, but I don't mind having the same name and surname as my eldest nephew." I turned on my phone, flipped to his name post, typed three words, corrected the fluid, and pressed reply.

Soon, the coating howled again, "Correction fluid!" It's a shame they figured it out! ”

I clutched my stomach and laughed, "Hahaha, brother, it's more casual than your name." ”

"Wait, I've seen this ID somebody, it's so familiar!" I was about to run away with a bag of potato chips, "Tutu, I'm going to pull out your rabbit teeth!" ”

"Rabbit teeth, graffiti is not bad!" I dropped a sentence and rolled off the couch, followed by a pillow......

My name is Tu Tu, my surname is Tu Tu, and the coating is my brother.

Because my brother's name is as casual as if he was charged with phone bills, he vowed to change his name when he was still playing with mud and drooling.

Later, when he grew up, his desire faded. Now when it was his own child's turn, he had to give him a nice name for whatever he said. No, my brain pumped and posted on Douban, and I was screamed angrily by Douyou, I don't mind pouring oil on him again, who made him laugh at my teeth.

Compared to my brother, my road was much smoother, but it still couldn't hold me up to my two big, white front teeth. Of course, that's the only thing, and I don't have that nickname.

Except for the two front teeth that are growing well, my eyes are born like they have survived eight hundred years of Chinese New Year's Eve. My mom took me to all the major hospitals, and all the tests showed that I was as healthy as a cow, and there was nothing wrong with me.

My mom doesn't worry, so who has red eyes. She took me to see all kinds of gods, half-immortals, worthy of my own mother! Anyway, she has been to the cols that can run and the horns that can be drilled.

When the last god hung carrots all over my face and muttered bird songs in my mouth. My mother kicked over the dustpan of the great god's house, took half of the carrot out of my mouth, cursed me, and ran away with me, and since then it has been no such thing. When I grew up, I thought, with light red contact lenses, save more money and trouble, and it's okay.

It can be seen that I naturally don't use this name much.

Everybody calls me, Bunny.

To add insult to injury, my family all raised their hands and feet in favour, and I deeply doubt that if there were tails, they would have raised them too.

My mom often rubbed my round face, "My bunny is the cutest!" This little face has a lot of meat! "Mom, my face is full of flesh, why are you slapping my ass so hard.

From time to time, the coating rolled the eyes of the dead fish, "Look at your little short legs." He stretched out his hand to compare the height of the two of us, "You are past the development period, and you have not yet reached 1.6 meters." ”

Saying that I was short, I suddenly became irritable, "I didn't eat your rice before I reached one meter six!" ”

"yes, my family." His dead fish eyes didn't even change the angle at which he squinted at me, and I choked hard.

I kept the habit of scolding each other when I met with Coating, so I and Coated were both on the debate team at school with our eloquence, and if it weren't for the four-year difference, I think our union would be invincible all over the world.

Even if he is about to become a father, he can still spare me and never forgive, where there are two of us in the house, there will be gunsmoke.

"Tutu, come here, who asked you to take off this jade pendant?" My dad shouted in the bathroom.

I threw the pillow back at the coating, rolled around on the floor, and went into the bathroom.

Dad fished up the wet tender green jade pendant from the sink, and his eyes were about to widen into cross-eyed, "You just put this lifeline here?" ”

Seeing that the rope was still dripping, I knew that I was wrong, "When I washed my hands, I took it off by the way, and it just slipped down." ”

"How many times have you said it, Yu Pei will not leave you! What if I lose it when I'm outside? Dad carefully wiped the jade pendant clean and handed it to me, "Change the rope and tie it around your neck." ”

"It's good that Tutu is so obedient, saying that he hangs like a dog." The coating stuck his head in and gloated: "So many people have things around their necks, and I haven't seen anyone turn into a dog, snake spirit disease." ”

That's just an excuse, idiot. I don't like to hang my neck because I once fell asleep and almost got strangled to death by a rope, and since then I have been afraid of tying rope around my neck. But this can't let the coating know, he can't laugh at me!

"You're a snake spirit." I gave him a blank look and kicked at the coating, and he expected my move and skillfully dodged it.

"What did you two say! What is snake essence disease? Pure chaos said! Dad was dissatisfied.

"Hey, speaking of snakes, you see." Coating beckoned me to come over and watch the news, and his hand swiped down.

It reads a big headline: A university suddenly has a lot of snakes, and the safety of students is threatened. Although it is not clearly stated which university, isn't this the university opposite our school?

In the news, it was said that on the eve of the start of school, a school worker saw a large number of snakes gushing out of the back mountain. After the opening of the school, the number of snakes in the school has intensified, and there are many species, and all kinds of rare snakes are infested. Some students have been bitten by snakes, and the school plans to organize personnel to catch snakes.

"Brother, I heard that someone in their school encountered a snake, and I thought it was an example, it was the university opposite." I said.

"Are you safe then?" At this time, the coating showed its humanity, "Our rabbits don't go out at night to know no." ”

"It's that serious." I remembered our tie grass, he often went to the other side, he was much more dangerous than me.

"Hey! Bunny? Bunny! The coating stretched out his hand and shook it in front of my eyes for a long time, I didn't bother to pay attention to him, he said cheaply: "Miss a man?" Also, when I was your age, I already soaked your sister-in-law in my hands. ”

Yes, yes, so I got married after graduation, and my parents can hold their grandson so early, or can you bear it.

Seeing that I still ignored him, "I'm really thinking about a man, I said it?" He clapped his hands and shouted, "Dad......" and I immediately rushed over and squeezed his mouth.

I said viciously, "You dare to talk nonsense, be careful that I shake out your sister-in-law about that incident in high school!" Then he begged for mercy.

What thinks of men, dogs can't spit out ivory in their mouths. It's just that you have a good feeling, this good feeling is the same as the appreciation of stars, who doesn't like to take a second look at the good-looking.

I was just one of his many admirers, and he was so condescending that he didn't notice me. A great god like this can only be seen from a distance and not blasphemed.

Cha Chengyan, he caused a sensation in the whole department when the school started, and I thought he came to the wrong university. Such people should go to film school, these bunnies in the province who have never seen the world YY, huh? Bastard...... I put away my laughing front teeth.

When I first saw that big boy, he was so beautiful that people couldn't take their eyes off it, and it was really too much to describe a person with beauty, but he was so excessive. I thought, so pleasing to the eye, how nice it would be if he were my brother, I really want to kick the coating off.

Thinking about it, searching my intestines and scraping my stomach, I can only think of a rotten word to describe him, Gao Leng.

After peeking at him for a long time, I realized that there was a reason why Zha Chengyan didn't go to film school, because he was paralyzed and couldn't act well in movies, alas, such a face, it's a pity.

It wasn't until later that I saw him drinking a drink next to school with a beautiful girl who didn't talk like that. At that moment, I just felt that they were a pair made in heaven. A combination of handsome men and beautiful women, the two are a few degrees whiter than the people around them, and their skin is good, which is very eye-catching, and there is no way to make people not look at them.

Alas, I really don't know how people grow, how cute those little pointed faces are, I pinched my super round face, and deeply admired the miracle of the Creator, some people are born with the task of striking people.

From my point of view, he smiled, as if the ice of the cold winter moon would be warmed and melted, but the girl still seemed unhappy. She frowned, and he was distressed and overwhelmed.

"Isaicao has a girlfriend, big news! Snap it down! Roommate Miao Zi flipped out his phone.

I stopped her: "We are college students, this kind of stealing is not kind!" ”

I turned on my camera and said, "See." I showed her, "Zoom in!" She opened her mouth wide and gave me a thumbs up.

Looking at the photos on the phone, it turns out that he will also laugh, I don't know where the loss comes from, I'm not jealous of that girl, but where does the sense of loss come from? Who wouldn't want to see that smile? I didn't want to see him unhappy for no reason, I was actually a little sad, it would be nice if they were all happy.

We had only met a few times then, and I was a superficial person, only attracted by his looks, and I was ashamed of my thoughts. If it's coated, the whites of my eyes can be rolled to the back of my head.

Things are really not so simple, when another pair of men and women appeared outside the door, it could be seen that she was a little nervous, and Zha Chengyan said something to her and went to the bathroom.

"There is a situation!" Miao Zi said vigilantly: "I'm cao! ”

"Can we stop swearing?" I shook my head and scoffed, "In English." ”

Miao Zi picked up the leaflet on the table and said in surprise: "Tutu, you are so heroic!" She shook my arm, "This little body, you are so cute, you can't see it!" ”

"Hey, this jade pendant is so transparent, it's the best." Miao Zi was curious to touch my jade pendant.

I knocked her hand off, "Touching it will kill someone." ”

She chuckled, "It's stingy, if you don't let you touch it, you won't let you touch it, and you made up this set." Who will die if you touch it? ”

I didn't care and said, "Me." ”

"Tutu, what are you thinking?" The coating made me noisy again, "Why are you in a daze?" Dad let you put it on, you put it on! It's good to have a psychological comfort. ”

"Brother." I whispered to him, "You say, my mother took me to so many places and I don't have a clue, why did the monk say it, and she was convinced?" ”

"What he said is so serious, even if it's fake, our parents will deal with it seriously, and the life of the soul will sound weird."