Last night, I sent them away and sent them away, and I promised them to go to Nuwa City to see them after finishing the start of school. After they left, Cher and the baby also went offline early to prepare for the start of school, I stayed quietly in the house alone, thinking back to what happened during this time, I really have a dreaming feeling, if Cher and the baby are not close friends since childhood, if it is not for the fact that neither of them is jealous, if it is not for my brothers to take care of each other, if it is ......, fortunately, these assumptions are not true, but the front is not a smooth road, tomorrow is the start of school, what kind of situation will it be, love needs to wait, although you have gotten, But it may slip away quietly if you don't know it, and the non-stop encounter is a precedent, I sympathize with him, but love is the most unpredictable, and I don't think there is anything right or wrong.

Before leaving, I still said to my lover and Xiaocai Xiaozi, when I found them, they were playing happily, Xiaocai was singing its "weird tune" around Xiaozi,

Ifyou is a, a little bird

Bang, bang,

You can only fall into my arms-

Braised bar.

ifyou is a fish in the water,

Then I'm an electric fish machine. (Society is advancing, you can't use fishing nets, it's inefficient!) ）

Squeak, squeak,

You're floating on my chopping board—

Steam.

ifyou are a rose,

Then I'm a pair of pruning shears.

Click, you're stuck in my vase...... (It's not that thing can't be eaten, it's not delicious.)

ifyou you are a butterfly,

Then I'm just a net.

Brush, with a bang,

You're ..... (Put it there??? Heifer hits a high-voltage line -- you're still a bolt of lightning!

It's too small to eat, (keep it....

"If it's a dragon, what are you going to do?"

"Then I'll run, oh yes - (Shou Xing hangs himself - looking for death)",

Yes! After singing, I realized that something was wrong, Xiao Zi and Qing'er next to me were already laughing, and Xiao Cai looked at me angrily, I thought that if it wasn't for the protection of the contract, it would attack me, what a dangerous guy.

"Hey, Brother Zhong is up?"

"Who's so noisy early in the morning?" Ah, it's baby, it's not good, I'm about to be late, I'm going to dress and wash quickly, hehe, in less than 5 minutes, I won't eat breakfast.

"Baby, where are you waiting for me?" I asked, looking at the baby on the news.

"Stupid, it's strange if you're not late when you arrive, we'll be downstairs under you, and Sister Xue'er will drive us over."

"Oh, yes" tidied up a bit and rushed downstairs. Sure enough, Baby and Cher are already standing in her BMW, the beauty and the limousine are always the focus of people, and a group of perverts around them stop to watch, and there are a few so-called morning joggers, running around Cher and running around, constantly showing their muscles, typical "scratching".

"Brother Zhong, hurry up, it's too late." Cher pushed me into the car, saving me from being verbose. The baby handed me a crisp lunch box, "Well, this is what Sister Xue and I made for you, I know you don't have time to eat breakfast." ”

Moving......

Cher and Baby are not ready to hide our relationship, on the contrary, they deliberately tell others that I am their boyfriend, and when asked this question, Cher and Baby are very simple, and they also tell in separate articles, first, you are our boyfriend, unless you deny it yourself; Second, you want your "woman" to be scratched by a horde of men all day long?; Third, in the face of competition, we exercise ourselves, we believe in our own vision. A few words were hard and soft, and I couldn't say a word - surrender willingly!

Wow, today is really lively, new students and old students, full of people, the main task of the first day is to familiarize yourself with the environment, and the old students to exchange feelings, the purpose of the old students is nothing more than two, one is to join in the fun to see how the "resources" of the new students. The second is the community war, and the new life is the future and the economic lifeblood of the community. Everyone is desperately pulling people, the senior sisters are more or less sacrificing a little hue, and the senior brothers are dressed up as "oily and slippery", ready to give a fatal blow to the innocent beauty.

Of course, our arrival caused a sensation, and the reputation of Cher and the baby is not a day or two, plus the family background of the two people is the goal of "all kinds of brothers", seeing them come with a man, and it is at this time, and they do not shy away from intimacy, they have focused on me, Cher and the baby saw that the "annihilation plan" succeeded, and they both snickered underneath.

We went to report as if we were running away, and we got used to the sight of killing people on the road, and it seemed that I was very adaptable.

"Husband, you have to get used to these things when you're with us," Xue'er's smile revealed a deep concern, this is the care under true feelings.

"That's it, brother, you just treat them as puppets, Sister Xue and I have been used to it for so many years." Baby is always so optimistic, think about it carefully, when I was with her, all the troubles were washed away, both of them were my angels, I used to have no goals, and I was not interested in making a lot of money and doing a big business, but now I have, it is to protect the women around me, so that they will always be happy, what is more important in life than this.

"Xiaoxue, Xue'er, you're here, why don't you let me pick you up?" It's a criminal army, said, dressed like a model, a typical super perverted man (small stone 00: Is a man still called a man if he is not sexy?) Zhong: It's annoying to you, why don't you make yourself the most handsome in the world. Small Stone 00:...... ）。

"It turned out to be Senior Criminal, we came with Brother Zhong." Xue'er's words immediately made her stand clear, "And seniors, it's more appropriate to call me my senior sister at school, I don't want to be beaten by your fans." "It's still Xue'er who is so powerful that she will draw a line with him at once.

The baby is even more desperate, and hugged my arm directly, "What Sister Xue said makes sense, we don't want our Brother Zhong to be jealous." After saying that, he gave me a wink, and the face of the criminal army changed immediately, but it returned to normal after a while, but the ruthlessness in his eyes still revealed the thoughts in his heart. Hey, give me all the trouble,

"Hello, Wang Zhong, we have met." Stretch out your hand, friendship comes first.

"The criminal army, each other, I envy Brother Wang's good fortune very much." gave me a "friendly handshake", and the strength on my hand gradually increased, but it was beyond the scope of a normal person, and he was a martial artist, but, hehe, the level was average.

Seeing that he couldn't embarrass me, the criminal army let go, snorted haha, and said very meaningfully: "Brother Wang is also a fellow believer." "Lao Tzu and you are not the same way.

With his help, the admission procedures will be completed in a while, and this decrepit man is still a little useful. It's a pity that something happened, originally Xue'er and the baby wanted to read B-level with me, but unfortunately it wasn't assigned here by a hard surname (don't bury talents), and the two people were depressed. One of them is in Class A, the other is Class A Class 5, and I am in Class B Class 6, and when we were done, we started looking for a dormitory.

"What do you think?" The criminal army said into the air without a head.

"There's a problem!" Jin Zegang came out of nowhere, "After my investigation, this guy has no background, and it may have been Xue'er and Xiaoxue's ghost that day." ”

"But this guy is indeed a martial artist, and I can't get to the bottom of him, no matter what, I can't keep him, otherwise the two of us won't get anything." After speaking, the essence in his eyes flashed.

"That's right, hmph, against us, you must make him regret being born a man!"

At this time, the hero is doing coolies.,Ahhh

"Xue'er, even if you live in the dormitory, you don't need to bring so many things, you can't use them up in a year", I was really dizzy to see the piles of clothes and piles of skin care products, but fortunately, the space in the dormitory is large enough. In order to strengthen the emotional connection between students, the school prohibits single dormitories unless there are special circumstances, but in order to give great satisfaction in space.

"What do you men know, hum, you want to be tired if you have such a little talent, save your energy, save your strength and move me."

Plopped, one by one crows flew by. ~~~ Hallelujah.

finally served the two "young grandmothers", and the two of them finally found out in their conscience and gave me half a day off.

Without the company of beautiful women, I became an ordinary person again, no one paid attention to me, and occasionally a few sweet eyes were swept away.

"Brother in front, wait", it seems that someone called me.

"It's really you, Wang Zhong, I'm Reporter Li", the one who spoke was a fluent guy, although he thought he was ruthless and serious.

"Li Zi is really you, you have also been admitted to this school." Reporter Li, surnamed Li, a famous reporter, my best friend in middle school, not a real reporter, his father is a super star chaser, so he gave his son the name of a reporter, which caused him to be teased a lot. However, this guy has also inherited his father's hobby, he likes to inquire about things and gather intelligence, and he should really recommend him to the National Security Bureau, he must be a good spy.

At this time, several beautiful women in classic school uniforms walked past us, and the two of us looked at each other.

"Ass, **, thighs, oh yes." We shouted loudly almost at the same time, slapping each other with our hands and hitting each other's buttocks, which was really cooperative, and the beauties around us shouted nervousness one by one.

"Haha, I haven't seen you in a few years, you're still the same," I said, patting him on the shoulder.

"You're not the same, pervert reincarnated."

"I'm not a pervert now, someone is in charge now, and I'll introduce you to you when I have the opportunity."

"What? You already have it, oh, mygod, it's intolerable, a handsome man like me is still single, you have it all, no, I have to find one quickly. "He gave me a few hard blows.

"You're not going to be entangled in dinosaurs again, are you? When you were in middle school, your dinosaur relationship was very perverted. Li Zi looked at me with some concern.

You guy knows how to expose my scars, it's really miserable to say, there are really a lot of people who confessed to me during middle school, but unfortunately the "tonnage" is more terrifying, every time it makes Li Zi happy for a long time, it has become his regular pistachio, fortunately, now I am also transferred, hehe, wait and see, don't scare your jaw off when the time comes.

"By the way, Ah Zhong, do you know no, there are a few amazing beauties among the freshmen this year, but they are not of an ordinary level, hey, how to say it, it is the kind you can't dream of."

Dizzy, why do you keep comparing me?

Seeing that Li Zi suddenly gritted his teeth, he couldn't help but ask, "Why do you look dead and being "stepped on", or what's wrong?" ”

Li Zi grinded his teeth and said, "I heard that the two most beautiful goddesses have been killed by a deadly, damned, rascal, bastard,...... It's entangled, and there are two of us goddesses in zhan, and you don't want others to live, hehe, don't let me know who he is, otherwise, hum, I'll bite him to death. ”

Looking at his word-by-word, "fierce" look, I have to reconsider telling Cher about their relationship with me. (Actually, it's just an angry lamb, at best, a few screams.) ）

"Let's go, let's find a beauty club to join, my spring is coming."

As soon as we arrived in the community area, we were blindsided, and it was like a war.

"Brother, brother, come and come, men's world, football, prove your charm"

"This way, this side, the tennis club, you will have the opportunity to show off the beauty of youth with the beauty of the miniskirt"

"Come to the news agency, you can watch free newspapers, and there are first-hand inside stories of beautiful women."

"Lizi, your colleague is here, how about it, news agency"

"Wait for you to say, the news agency must be entered, and the others are still being found, where are you my beauty?" Seeing the appearance of plum Mimi, my saliva was about to be left out, and mine drew a line with him.

Wait, Li Zi suddenly stopped me,

Look, look, look closely, it's a karate club.

"Huh? When did you become interested in karate? ”

You know what, gave me a roll of the eyes, and said and flipped out a little notebook,

"Oda Kako, the fifth class of the second year A-level, the level flower, the third among the top ten beauties, the vice president of the karate club, the acting president, the international student, the karate black belt master, now has no boyfriend, and said that his boyfriend must be a hero who can completely defeat her."

"I am not interested", I have had no good impression of Xiao Yue since I was a child.

"What do you know, many international students are pursuing her, and the result is that they are all gone, if our Chinese male compatriots can get her, this is not a big glory for us, I am saying that I only hate men, women, especially beautiful women, I am very welcome, I heard that this girl is very open, hehe."

I was dizzy, boring, I wanted to go to you, but I was still pulled to sign up.

"Beautiful senior sister, little brother, reporter Li, is not a real reporter, the name is a reporter (really pitiful, these words have been repeated for more than ten years.) ), strong body, no girlfriend, positive surname, the most important thing is love, one heart is the same. ”

Go to the side to sign up, the beauty is still lukewarm, eh? Look at what I'm doing

"Hello, it's the first time we've met, I hope you join the karate club", after saying that, a pair of beautiful eyes stared at me,

The flow of qi is a martial artist, interesting, but unfortunately I have no interest in this martial arts.

"I'm sorry, I'm not good at martial arts, I like poetry more, and my senior sister understands her kindness." Kind words still have to be said.

"Yes. There is an old Chinese saying that if you don't tell a lie in front of a real person, it's better for the younger brother to think about it. ”

"Hehe, what I said is the truth", I only said that I like poetry, but I didn't say that I can't martial arts.

"Oh, is it? Xiao Jing, it seems that there is something wrong with that classmate's joining the club."

"It's the president," a quiet girl doesn't know why she likes karate, "I'm sorry, classmate, but the president said that there are some problems with your qualifications." ”

"Ah Zhong, what trouble are you giving me again?" "Hehe, senior sister, if there is anything you can serve, just say it, the younger brother must do it properly." ”

"Box" instantly gave Li Zi a bright smile, so fascinated that this guy forgot what his last name was, "It's very simple, let your companion join our club together." (The box is my nickname for this sinister woman).

"Ah Zhong, this is your mistake, how can you refuse the invitation of a beautiful woman like Senior Sister, don't you say?" Saying that, he looked at me viciously, and he looked like he would fight with you if you didn't agree.

It doesn't hurt for me to join in, and by the way, I will teach Xiao Yueben a little lesson, so that they can know what real martial arts are.

"That's it, it doesn't matter if you enter, but you have to promise me one thing, and I'll talk about it later, how about it?" Cher and Baby's affair is like a time bomb, it's better to leave a trail early.

"No problem, let's go with whom." Don't hook up with me, I'm not good at that.

He turned his head and said to the "box", "It's okay to join the company, but I'm very poor, and I can't afford to pay the social fee and karate uniform, what should I do?" ”

Li Zi was just about to speak, but I pinched him fiercely, don't want to pay for me, why don't you save money for Xiao Yueben.

"Senior brother, I'll cover all your expenses, as long as you can join." Looking at her happy appearance, I really had some drumming in my heart, there must be an article in it, but unfortunately I can't guess.

"Oh, then thank you senior, my surname is Wang, and my single name is a bell, please take care of it in the future." I'm still lazy.

Well, all happy!

Leaving the territory of karate, Li Zi couldn't help but ask me, "Ah Zhong, I haven't seen you for a few years, you are really not that simple, then Ben Niu may have taken a fancy to you, work hard, brother supports you." ”

"you, how can people take a fancy to me, it's nothing, I think she's a bastard today, isn't there enough people, pull me to fill the number."

"Mao, just at her, anyone who wants to join can line up at the school gate, you think you can enter at any time, just now I was wondering, how can it be so easy to accept us." After speaking, he shook his head a little confusedly.

"Forget it, don't think about it, the boat will naturally be at the head of the bridge."

Let's go, let's go shopping.

After leaving the karate club, the two of us continued to wander around, not believing that there were no favorites in so many clubs.

Suddenly, a huge banner in front of us attracted us,

"Top Online Games - Second World Research and Development Department"

This is my old job, and Li Zi is obviously interested in it too.

"Ah Zhong, have you played in the second world, I'm a master? Level 62 archers, strong. ”

"Ah, yes, I also have a number, called Little Stone, Pan Ancient City, only level 15, is a little warrior, take me with you if you have time."

"Cut, what is good, it should be super strong, just right, hehe, I am also in Pangucheng, my name is "Handsome Guy in the Wind", no one in Pangu City does not know my name. He laughed triumphantly, what a guy who couldn't hold back.

"Really?"

"Don't believe me? You go to a place where no one is around! "Plum expressed anger at my suspicions.

Where no one is around, I'll ask someone, "I heard that there is a master of the Heavenly List in your Pangu City, what is it called illegal or something, it is very strong." ”

"That's that, illegal entry, our boss, our gang is one of the seven major gangs in the Central Plains, Hehe, the little brother is not talented, mixed with the deputy hall master of the Marksman Hall. His subordinates can also mobilize a hundred and eighty people at any time, and if anyone dares to bully you in the future, you tell me, say, Lao Tzu will lead someone to step on him. ”

"Haha, then I'll thank you in advance."

"Be polite to me, you don't want to live anymore" haha......

"If you want to join the online game club, tell me your level, the city you belong to, and if you are in the Seven Great Guilds, you can also report it."

Li Zi was the first to go up, "I am a level 62 archer, a member of Pangu City, a member of the Seven Great Guilds of the Imperial City, and the current deputy hall master of the Marksman Hall." ”

The recruited seniors were also stunned, and the surrounding applicants were also in an uproar.

"That's amazing, level 62 archer,"

"What do you know, the key is the Imperial City, their boss entered the country illegally, and he is the third master on the heavenly list."

"Yes, archers are very difficult to practice, he is level 62, he is definitely a strong man;"

"Haha, someone will cover it in the future, and I will also be from Pangu City;"

"Welcome, the addition of the junior brother will greatly enhance our strength, in the future, we can level up and play equipment together, and even form our own guild, haha", our lovely senior seems to have thought of the moment when he was beautiful.

It's my turn, "Little Stone, level 15 warrior, Pan Ancient City, no guild." ”

"Oh, welcome too, you have to work hard to level up in the future, everyone will take you with you when they have time."

……

Finally got rid of the lively club activities, temporarily into the two clubs, it is after going to school, and there is another time, that is when everyone has an understanding of the specific situation of the school, and it is more convenient to choose.

"Ah, by the way, Lizi, I'm in Class B Class 6, what about you?"

"Haha, did I say, we are really brothers, and I am also Class 6 of B level"

"No, I'm in the same class as you pervert again."

Click, click, click", the sound of the electronic pen rubbing against the "blackboard" appeared more clearly in the silent classroom. Then a soft but confident voice said, "My name is Lin Yue, you can call me Teacher Lin, or Teacher Yue." As your class teacher, I only hope that you can spend a college life without regrets and leave a colorful page in your life! So now you introduce yourself,

"Hooray! Banzai! The classroom, which was silent just now, suddenly became as lively as a boiling pot, "Teacher, my name is Zhang Dongjian, you will take care of it more in the future." ”

"I, I. Please look at me teacher. ”

"Teacher, Zhang Dashan, my name is Zhang Dashan. 17 years old, unmarried, absolutely virgin. Your admirers. ”

"Teacher, don't trust him. The day before yesterday, he also said that a few women fooled around. I am the sea and am waiting for your individual tutoring! ”

"Teacher, now I want to confess to you, the day before yesterday, the sea said that he liked me, that I was more beautiful than a woman!" , "Hula", all the people and tables and chairs around the two people all fell down.

"Peaceful, quiet. Dear beautiful teacher and sister, I am very honored to meet you. I wonder if you can have a candlelit dinner with me tonight? ”

When I saw that everyone was crazy, I couldn't help but feel a wave of confusion. What the hell is going on here? Why the whole class, wrong! Correct, it's a male classmate! It's all like a dog seeing a bone and being wrong! Heavy correction! It's like seeing ribs covered with meat competing with each other. Could it be that this is the quality of the legendary freshmen of the Galactic Unification Academy, although I am curious about this phenomenon, I still believe that someone can answer it.

Do you know how lucky we are? That's Sister Lin Yue, her beauty, sense of surname, and plump lines are simply feminine, which can be compared to those green radish. It's really worthy of being a public lover on campus. The most rare thing is that I am still single, not to mention resolutely refusing the super high-salary invitations of many multinational companies and insisting on teaching, which is really touching (but to be honest, if I have money, I would also want to find such a "secretary", which is comfortable to look at and comfortable to use). This in itself is one of the top 10 incredible things about our college. "I think that if this goes on for a long time, Li Zi will sooner or later be promoted to the top ten campus mysteries, and his name will remain in history.

Just when I was thinking nonsense, suddenly everyone looked at me, what's wrong, I looked back and realized that I was sentimental, it turned out to be a beautiful woman behind me, but it was really beautiful, no worse than the mood sisters, "Zhuge Qing'er" sat down immediately after speaking, and sure enough, there was still no excess emotion, and it should be named Zhuge Cloudy. But the strange thing is that the classmates in the class began to tickle again, "Hey! Did you hear that? ”

"Ahh The legend is true, and I can't imagine that there is a real person. ”

"That's the people from the four great families of Guwu."

"It's so beautiful, no wonder you can break the rules."

"Stupid, what does this have to do with beauty, don't underestimate her, just 10 people like you are not enough to warm up."

"Plum, where is this singing?" Judging by previous experience, whenever something strange happens, Plum's intelligence network can always play its important role at the right time. Sure enough, "With the information obtained from the latest investigation: Zhuge Qing'er, surname: female, (I know if you don't say it) Constellation: Virgo, age: 18 years old, blood type: ab, height: 1.69 meters, the measurements are unknown, the second only person on the list of beauties in the last Galaxy School Park, is the only daughter of the Guwu family, known as the most traditional Zhuge family. The Zhuge family is the one with the most rules in the revived ancient martial arts family, and only men can inherit the family martial arts. And in Zhuge Qing'er's generation, she is the only girl, I thought that the Zhuge family would pass it on to my son-in-law, but I didn't expect her to become the first female surname inheritor to break the rules of the Kuto clan that lasted for nearly 100 years, and she was a genius girl who was expected to be strange in the ancient Chinese martial arts world. It can be said that it is a beauty in the legend. Ah, I really didn't expect me to be in the same class with her and still sit in the front and back, am I really destined for her? ”

"Aren't all geniuses in the A-level class, how did they come to us?" I thought I would have a chance to try her.

"You don't understand, her strength is naturally A, but what she specifically asked for was originally to go to a lower level, and then she was forced to go to the B level due to school pressure, but the reason is unknown

Speaking of genius, my admiration for plums now is like a surging river. This guy was able to investigate things in such detail, like the head of the Gestapo in a World War II movie, and it was really condescending to go to the same middle school as me. If it were a few years earlier, I would definitely recommend him to the NSA.

So, "! I didn't expect this stinky fart guy to finish yet.

Being able to get the personal guidance of Sister Lin Yue, the school's number one beautiful teacher, and sitting behind her is the genius beautiful girl Zhuge Qing'er, you are simply picking up a winning lottery ticket when you step on the dog's excrement, it's really shit luck! ”

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, what kind of personal teaching, besides, aren't you the same as me!"

The way Li Zi clenched his fists made me feel that if I told him that my two girlfriends were Cher and Baby...... The consequences are simply unimaginable. Besides, Zhuge Qing'er is very beautiful, but it is also extremely cold. Put a beautiful puppet with a usually expressionless face behind you.,And from time to time emitting a snowgirl-like chill.,That feeling is really easy to bear.,Fortunately, it's in the back.,Don't have to face it directly.,But why is the neck always cold.。

In the end, the beautiful teacher explained tomorrow's work: "Students, tomorrow everyone will have a simple physical examination, and those who are qualified can add a course." "After speaking, I felt the fluctuation of qi, hehe, it's getting more and more interesting, the martial artists that are rarely seen in ordinary times, it seems that you can see it at any time in the school, it is worthy of the Galaxy Academy.

But that's a good start.

As soon as I got out of class, the classroom was like a frying pan, and there must have been a lot of words among classmates from all over the world, but unfortunately everyone's target beauty packed up her things and left, and I found that Li Zi's heart also followed.

"Hey, Li Zi has come back to his senses, the figure is gone, you still look at a fart, go, go."

Our dorm is together, but Li Zi arrived before me, so I missed it just now, there are four people in our dormitory, and two people are later than me, and now it's time to go back and have a look.

Back in the dormitory, it happened that two people were there, one was chic and a scholar, and the other was more "fierce", and the muscles exposed outside were very scary.

"Haha, good two, introduce yourself first, little brother Reporter Li, this is Wang Zhong, my buddy, we will be in the same dormitory in the future."

The name of the plum really caused questions, and he explained again, if I were him, he would have changed his name a long time ago, and he was still complacent.

"Hello, I, Qian Xueliang, a city a, I am good to make friends, what are the good goods in the future, please introduce them to the brothers."

Halo, another pervert.

"My name is Tie Bushan, I like martial arts, I can order crops, what is the use of my place in the future, brothers, don't be polite." Hehe, even the bodyguards are there.

After a while, everyone became acquainted with each other, boasting to each other about their hunting anecdotes, and Li Zi and Liangzi hated each other late and cherished each other.

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