Chapter 908 is hidden in the crotch of his pants
Deadpool's whole body was charred black, obviously burned by the flames of Little Pepper just now, but he had an immortal body, he was not injured at all, but he was still full of energy. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Wade, can I understand your words as a threat? I don't care about that, though, shut up with this thing, I don't want to hear Mr. Badass. Pepper's red eyes flashed, and she pulled out a check and handed it to Deadpool.
"Oh also!" He took the check with lightning speed, looked at the series of zeros on it, Deadpool's eyes were slight, and then he screamed, "Generous lady, money tastes so good, what can I do for you?" Whether you want me to kill Tony for you, or let me cut that thing of his, I'll be happy to do it for you. ”
Deadpool, who was bought by Little Pepper, changed his face very quickly, and he was still vicious, but then he became a slave, and it was a pity that he didn't go to play Sichuan to change his face.
"Damn Wade, you traitor, I'm going to kill you." Stark's face was pale, he was already very depressed, and now he was being mended by Deadpool, listening to the sound of everyone's laughter, he stepped forward in anger, and wanted to punch Deadpool, who had already lost his human rights by Pepper, and now he was actually teased by this guy, and if he didn't beat him, Tony felt that his chest was stuffy.
As long as Stark takes a step forward, the thing below will definitely kiss Deadpool's knife, and the first eunuch in the United States was born in history, and he was a very wealthy eunuch.
"God! Raised by a son of a bitch, you almost made me lose the happiness of my life. Stark's face turned pale, he didn't dare to move now, he was afraid that Deadpool would suddenly give him a knife, and some of them would regret it, and looked at Pepper with pleading eyes, because only Pepper could help at the moment.
If it were anyone present, Stark wouldn't think they had the guts to stab themselves, but the person in front of him was a nervous guy who would castrate himself if he didn't do it.
"That's enough, Wade, I don't need you to do anything, I just need you to shut up and get out of the way." Looking at the knife light that was close to Stark, Pepper was also shocked, she didn't want Tony's thing to be cut off, and she didn't want to be happy in the future! immediately yelled at Deadpool domineeringly.
"Alright! Rich is the boss, I will do what you ask, although it hurts to let people roll like you, but who called you rich! If I need help to castrate this guy in the future, I'll be happy to help. Putting away the knife, Deadpool stepped aside indifferently and counted how many zeros there were on the check in his hand.
Looking at Deadpool's money-laundering appearance, everyone collectively lost their voices, this guy is still shameless, shameless to this extent is simply a wonder!
Deadpool, who was counting the amount of the check, jumped and squinted his eyes happily, then glanced at the amount on the check again, and after confirming that it was correct, he kissed the check excitedly and said, "This thing is even more charming than that chick last night." ”
For the thirst for money, Deadpool has reached a pathological state, if you pay for it, he may even be able to contribute chrysanthemums to others to play with.
Next, Deadpool folded the check, and suddenly he noticed a problem, touched his head and said to himself, "Damn, where should I put this check?" ”
Deadpool was dressed in a red and black jumpsuit, there was no place to put a check, not even a small pocket, which made him feel very annoyed, and he looked up and down, looking very distressed.
"Hey guys, who would like to give the great Lord Deadpool a check in a small package! Of course, small boxes can also be used, preferably waterproof, what kind of expression do you have, is no one willing to extend a hand of friendship? We are brothers in a battle suit, and I will definitely be grateful to you in the future! You may also need the help of the great Lord Deadpool. Deadpool tilted his head and asked for help from Steve and the others.
But the expression of asking for help was really a bit untidy, everyone was eager to tear this guy apart, and they were willing to help, plus this kind of thing, no matter how you look at it, it feels ridiculous, and no one pays attention to Deadpool's words at all.
The helpless Deadpool looked at Pepper and said, "Madam, I am very satisfied with your generosity, but can you do a small favor, I only hope for an object that can hold things, beautiful lady, can you bear to lose the check, and then be picked up, in this is hard money......
"Shut up, you idiot, do you think someone is going to pick up something like this in this place? There are also checks that already belong to you, and it is also your problem to lose them. Pepper scolds Deadpool with a gloomy face, she doesn't want to hear Deadpool chirping crookedly, it will make her ears callous.
"Alright! So where do you want me to put the check? This dress is really bad, it looks like I will need to change to a set of clothes with pockets in the future. Looking at the check in his hand, Deadpool said.
When Peter heard this, he smiled slightly, he had long hated the clothes he was wearing, which was eight or nine layers similar to himself, which made him feel very irritable.
"Idiot, I can give you advice." Stark laughed and scolded.
"Oh! Oh, my God! Thank you, Tony, you're such a nice guy, I'm sorry about what happened, really, I just did what Pepper told me and didn't want to hurt you. Deadpool said flatteringly.
The corners of Stark's mouth twitched, he wouldn't believe anything this guy said, and then Deadpool said expectantly, "Actually, I found that your crotch is the best thing to hide, and you can't lose it at all!" ”
Although Deadpool is very talkative, he is not a fool, knowing that Stark is making fun of himself, but he doesn't care, but laughs: "Really? This is a good method, Tony, it seems that you have used this method to hide money before, little pepper, I heard Li say that a man must not have money on him, otherwise he is easy to learn badly, I don't know if you have a financial blockade for him, God! If you do lock down Tony's economy, I want you to check his crotch when no one is around, I can assure you that he has a secret there. ”
Forehead!
Everyone was speechless, they didn't expect Deadpool to have such a sharp counterattack, looking at Pepper's expression, it was hard to wait for Tony to be unlucky, at this moment, everyone was silent in their hearts to Tony, this is simply not yin to others, but was given yin by others. (To be continued.) )