"Maybe many of the guests here have never heard of this name, including me, the auctioneer, and I had absolutely no idea that there was such a magical thing in the world before that. But I, Maika, can assure you that this auction item is a once-in-a-lifetime item! ”

When the auctioneer said this, he praised the thousand-year-old Buddha meat, but he sold it again, which can be regarded as satisfying everyone's appetite.

"What the hell is it that makes it so mysterious?"

"That's it, the name is quite interesting, thousand-year-old Buddha meat? It can't be the piece of Buddha meat that comes to cut meat and feed the eagle in the mythological story, right? ”

"No, that thing is a legend, how can it really exist?" Obviously, the Buddha or something is still classified as feudal superstition by many people in modern times.

"However, judging by the name, this thing seems to be something that can be eaten. After eating, it won't have the same effect as Tang monk meat, right? If it is an effect of Tang monk meat, even if the family is bankrupt, Lao Tzu will shoot it down! ”

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Hearing that the people around him were talking about the thousand-year-old Buddha meat, Ouyang couldn't help but hook his lips and smile evilly, and a pair of beautiful eyes rippled with a streamer. The thousand-year-old Buddha meat, although it is not like Tang monk meat, can make people immortal, but it still has the effect of prolonging life. And it also has a special role for men. To be honest, thinking of the many effects of that thing, Ouyang Tian couldn't help but feel that he was a bit of a loser. What people use to eat, she wants to use it to bathe.

"Quiet... Please listen quietly to Maika's introduction to you - the Millennium Buddha Tower is a mysterious medicinal plant that resembles a pillar of flesh and is as thick as a man's arm. Of course, the most amazing thing is not its shape, but its efficacy. Consuming its meat can dispel diseases and disasters and prolong life. Women can stay young forever when they take it, and men can take it to keep their guns down. Think about it, what woman doesn't want to be young and beautiful forever, and what man doesn't want to be majestic forever and happy all his life? Even if you are born with such a stubborn disease, you can become a real man after taking the thousand-year-old Buddha meat! Not only that, but it is said that this divine object has a greater effect on the practitioner and can increase his strength. Of course, many people may not believe in these effects. However, seeing this thing today, I think there are many people who are willing to give it a try. ”

"No, there really is such a divine object in this world, and it actually has the effect of Tang monk's meat?"

"It must be an exaggeration, an exaggeration!"

"Whatever he is, it is better to believe it than to believe it, and there is nothing strange about the world. What is the thousand-year-old Buddha meat, this young man has to be decided! ”

"I think it's bragging, who can prove that this thing really has such an effect?"

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Looking at the shocked looks of the audience in the stands, McCa was quite proud. Because even when he himself first learned the effect of this finale item, he couldn't help but have his mouth open wide enough to stuff an egg.

"I think everyone here knows that although our Middle East auction house is underground, what the rivers and lakes pay attention to is a righteous word. Although not many people have seen this thousand-year-old Buddha head, it is also recorded in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" and ancient books of traditional Chinese medicine. This can be proved by Taishan Beidou in the field of traditional Chinese medicine. As he spoke, Maika put a certificate under the projector, and under that simple certificate, there were joint signatures of experts in Chinese medicine and physics from all over the world.

It seems that even if the auctioneer is exaggerating, he is not right.

"Next, let's let Mr. Rancest, the biggest person in charge of the Middle East auction house, unveil the mystery of the thousand-year-old Buddha meat for everyone."

When the people in the audience and the guests upstairs saw that Leinster, the head of the Middle East Big Three, was going to open the lid of the brocade box himself, they almost held their breath, wanting to witness this magical moment.

Especially the people in the hall on the first floor, most of them know that they don't have the strength to compete at all, but this kind of artifact, being able to see it, can be regarded as a great luck in this life.

Randster is a very tall and handsome multinational mixed-race, his gestures reveal dignity and extraordinary, he is only thirty years old, he is a famous golden bachelor on the road, not to mention that he will personally unveil the mystery of the thousand-year-old Buddha meat, that is, as soon as he appeared, there were many women on the scene who were enthusiastic.

It's just that the moment he opened the brocade box, it made the people in the audience who were originally a little restless stunned.

This... What the hell is it?

Not only can the lid of the brocade box be untied, but even the wooden planks around it can be opened. In this way, the thousand-year-old Buddha meat is clearly presented on the big screen through the projector, that is, within the sight of everyone.

It's just that the shape of this thousand-year-old Buddha flesh is really a bit evil, and people dare not compliment it.

"This..."The auctioneer, McCarao, was very clever, and he didn't know how to control the atmosphere in the auction hall at this time.

The blushing face of the woman under the stands, the bulging crotch of the man... This thing is wicked!

"Haha... This thing can't be the part that the Buddha cut off to feed the eagle back then, right? It's really willing! Seeing the shape of this thing, the Chinese people who knew the story of cutting meat and feeding the eagle couldn't help but ridicule.

"What, your Buddha of Huaxia actually fed the eagle with the roots of a man's descendants, it's really amazing!" Foreigners who heard the Chinese man say this couldn't help but answer.

"Hey, in this life, it's worth the trip to see this thing become the finale of the underground auction in the Middle East!"

"Damn, if Lao Tzu eats that thing, the baby can look so powerful, it's really worth going bankrupt!" Men, the most feared thing that people look down on is that their wallets are not bulging, and the killing weapon is not big. Generally, men who have money have already experienced that kind of rich life, and naturally they are more eager for the latter to be strong.

Ouyang Qian had only seen a description of it in ancient books before, what was like a pillar of flesh, flesh red, but he didn't think about it in that way. But now it seems that the flesh column of this person's arm is thick, and the tip is still like a mushroom, plus its whole body is red, its body is like a cylinder, it is erect, and it is a magnified version of the man's reproductive organs! And I'm afraid it's the most majestic reproductive organ in the world.

Dare to love, the ancients described it very openly, it turned out that it looked like a pillar of flesh, and the color was like flesh red, which was completely taken from its essence?

Ouyang Qian suddenly thought that this thing had a wonderful use, that is, to make men strong, and she couldn't help but think of things by appearance.

This thing, if you eat it, I'm afraid it really has an aphrodisiac effect.

Not only did Ouyang reveal a surprised look, but even Uncle Su Mo on the side couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth. Who could tell him how such a serious name could have taken such an evil shape?

The corners of his mouth were still twitching, and he would have facial cramps when Ouyang Tian participated in the auction later. Of course, that's an afterthought!

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Ahem, the thousand-year-old Buddha meat is very thunderous, there is wood?

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