"Uh..." When he opened his eyes, Lei Zhe found that Xiao Lingmeng was lying on his arm, sleeping ● sweet, but his head was dizzy, his mother had a dream again last night, and it was a dream about Lei Luo again

"You bastard, don't just snoop on Lao Tzu's memory!" Just when Lei Zhe didn't know what to say, the door was kicked open very roughly, and then Taibai rushed into the room angrily, grabbed Lei Zhe's collar and said: "You bastard is very interesting, always snooping on Lao Tzu's memory, next time you dare to do something, I will cut you off and throw you out to feed the dog!" ”

To be honest, it is very unpleasant to be spied on in the way of a dream, because when Lei Zhe was watching, Taibai was also watching, and those things he didn't want to remember, but unfortunately it didn't have any dominance in this case, if Lei Zhe didn't wake up, it had to stay asleep, knowing that it was a dream, but there was no way to wake up.

"Do you think Lao Tzu thinks, these things get into Lao Tzu's head without authorization, and the sweet dream of being able to chat with his sister has become completely boring, who the fuck wants to watch a bastard who fails and is a ghost animal, I'd rather dream of yooooo than dream of him!" Lei Zhe is also quite irritable, because every time he sees these things, he feels that Lei Luo is really not easy, because the other party's feelings can be fully experienced by himself.

The noisy quarrel between the two woke up Xiao Lingmeng next to her, maybe it was because she played too late last night, she was still in a daze and didn't sleep enough, sat up and rubbed her eyes, and then hugged Lei Zhe and said, "Abba, sleep again..." After saying that, she fell asleep again, and Lei Zhe could only put her back on the bed and cover her with the quilt.

Leaving the room lightly, just when Taibai wanted to say something, Lei Zhe grabbed the other party, and then squinted and said: "Next time, please lock your head tightly, don't let strange things run out without permission, Lao Tzu's pressure is not less than yours, now I really don't want to watch this kind of thing, every time I look at it, I feel very depressed, very helpless, very sad, Nima is playing the emotional card?!" ”

"Is this the emotion you should have? Don't you want to figure out the ins and outs of everything? You must know that I have always been by Lei Luo's side, and I know everything about him, including all his plans, because I have done a lot of these plans for him, including your ability to manipulate Chaos, your origin, your six gems, and the 'Heart of the Universe,' the Court of Life that is being built, otherwise you think he can know these things against the sky? Boy, thank me. ”

"Thank you sister!" Lei Zhe raised his hand and slapped it on Taibai's body, and said with a sad face: "I really don't want to know what he has experienced now, what has happened, although it is the same person, I am not him, I don't want to feel his sadness because this experience is only once is enough, I really don't want to watch it anymore!" ”

If it was before, Lei Zhe would have wanted to know everything, but now that he has given up, if you knew that this matter would have a negative impact on you, would you still know?

No matter what Lei Luo's plan was or what he wanted, Lei Zhe didn't care anymore, and used a high-level excuse: "Then everything is Lei Luo's fate, not his own, and his fate is fought for and chosen by himself, not by others." ”

Even if it doesn't make sense to know everything, it will only make Lei Zhe more distressed, because he already knows what is going on, and he will avoid it, so he will find a way to bypass that kind of thing, which will bring him constraints because there are lessons from the past

"Forget it, don't talk about this kind of thing anymore, I still have something to do today." Because of that dream, Lei Zhe almost forgot today's business, but he was going to meet Lingmeng's nurse, yesterday's story was too bad, what is it, a novel version of his life experience, a biography, or a story? …,

Looking at Lei Zhe's leaving, Taibai shook his head helplessly, it thought of Lei Luo's words back then, that bastard said that he still didn't let Lei Zhe know about these bad things, because it didn't do him any good, and it was for this reason that Taibai kept silent about certain things to him, Lei Luo's experience in those years was indeed very miserable, and those things were indeed very broken and irritating.

The door was opened, and a very ordinary woman appeared in front of Lei Zhe's eyes, she didn't seem to be surprised to see Lei Zhe appear, but turned sideways and let Lei Zhe come in, this woman is Reimeng's nurse, she hasn't been with Reimu for a long time, and she won't live in the Boli Shrine, she left after Reimu was weaned, only occasionally going to the shrine to see Reimu, and sometimes preparing some meals for Lei Zhe.

To be honest, she feels very mysterious, she has a daughter, but the mother and daughter never have contact with outsiders, they will not even leave their homes unless necessary, Lei Zhe is also a little puzzled why he chose this woman in the first place, and what is even more strange is why she gives herself a very familiar feeling?

"Ahem, in fact, I came today for two things, the first is that you have a wish that you want to fulfill? The second thing is, where did you get this book? Who is its author? Lei Zhe put the book he read for Reimu last night on the floor, because it was a tatami mat, so both of them sat on the ground.

Seeing this book, the woman smiled, she scooped up the book and put it in her arms, looking very cherished the book, and then she said, "Didn't you give me this book?" And the author of this book, isn't it you? ”

The nurse's words made Lei Zhe stunned, is this a bit of a cheat, what is this development, this book was written by himself?

Well, it seems that according to my own urine nature, it is impossible not to do such a painful thing, didn't I want to write a book a long, long time ago? But the question is that even if the book was written by himself, how could he give it to this woman, and more importantly, when did he write the book, bastard, how can he have such idle time!

"You really don't have a memory, because this book was written by you in the future, and as for my wishes, I have already thought about it." The woman said this, her appearance began to change, and then a beautiful, Lei Zhe unforgettable face appeared in front of him, isn't this his daughter Lei Xie?!

Now Lei Zhe finally understands why the other party gives him a familiar feeling, it turns out that this is the case, although the two have few opportunities to meet, but the feeling that Lei Xie gave him, he has never forgotten, after all, the other party is his own daughter and a crazy daughter controlled by a father, this strange attribute Lei Zhe can't forget.

"Love me, Father, that's what I want, you said you could grant me everything, didn't you?" Lei Xie said this, but Lei Zhe smiled helplessly, what kind of bastard is this, although his daughter has awakened the soul of control, but this is too straightforward, even if there is no blood relationship, is it okay for you to say this kind of thing? If you want fatherly love, it's absolutely OK, but what you want is other love, so how can this buddy give it to you...

"You want to break the contract?"

"It's not that I'm breaking the contract, but your request really makes me a little, how to say, I am a little overwhelmed, I don't know what to do, it's better for us to take our time first, but I have a request, that is, can you not call me father in the future, I think it's awkward." Lei Zhe is very principled, that is, what he says, he will do it, but he is not principled, for example, this kind of thing, the other party is his own daughter, he is indeed a little resistant, but more often than not, the two sides have no feelings.

"Yes, Father, I won't call you that again, Father." Lei Xie's words were like tongue twisters, and Lei Zhe was stunned. …,

"Hey, you..."

"I see, father."

"Hey!"

"I'll listen to you in everything, father, anything."

"Okay, you won, you really won..."Lei Zhe compromised, Lei Xie is definitely playing with himself, I damn it, is it true that my buddy is born to be a sad person, and he was actually toyed with by his own daughter like this, this is really a complaint, bastard!

Adjusting his tone slightly, Lei Zhe continued to ask: "Since you are here, then it proves that you have a way to leave, can you take me back to Lelouch now." ”

"I'm sorry father, I can't do this, because I have an agreement with others, you can't leave here when you don't fully get the space power, you have to be trustworthy, this is what you taught me, father." Lei Xie's words once again made Lei Zhe have the urge to slap his face, what is wrong with teaching himself, he actually teaches this kind of lack of morality, how can there be a trustworthy person now, you don't see this society, it is really as dark as it is.

"You just said that you listened to me!"

"Sorry, did I say that? I forgot..."

Lei Zhe covered his face,, who is this girl like, this kind of thing can be done with her eyes open and talking nonsense, why does she feel more and more familiar?

Before she could say a few words, Lei Zhe was driven out by Lei Xie, and she said calmly: "Wait a few more years, you can leave this world, and live a peaceful life here before this, anyway, your first time was given to Qianyue, what should I say, father, where is there a firewood knife seller?" I want to buy one. ”

Lei Zhe basically covered his face and went home, well, what could be more fucked up than this kind of thing, especially when his daughter said, 'The first time,,This kind of cheating thing,It's really hard to complain,Lei Zhe suddenly felt that his prestige had dropped a lot.,Even Lei Xie was very strange when he looked at his eyes.,Is it your own delusion?'"

"Yo, Miss Troll, how are you feeling today?" I don't know why, Lei Zhe suddenly came to the place where Lumia was, looking at a certain banshee tied to a big tree, Lei Zhe suddenly felt that his life was very happy and interesting, and the weather was very good today.

"Are you here to see the joke?" Although Lumia has not been in Gensokyo for a short time, she already knows who is the most powerful here, and that is the man in front of her.

"Well, actually, I'm here to see the jokes, I'm much more comfortable to see you now, thank you, I should go back to cooking." After Lei Zhe finished speaking, he stood up and left, and his words made Lumia angry, eager to eat him alive.

Back at the shrine, Qianyue was writing something, and Lei Zhe was a little curious: "What are you writing?" ”

"Huh? It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly want to write something at the entrance to let those newcomers know that Gensokyo is actually dangerous. Chizuki stopped her pen and threw what she had written to Lei Zhe.

1. Youkai can eat people

2. Cute yokai tend to be the most cannibalistic

3 Cute youkai basically don't have high intelligence, and they may be able to escape one for various reasons

3 Goblins don't eat people, but goblins can play pranks

4 The intelligence of goblins is generally very low

5 Even if the elf intelligence is very low, the problem of LR12 can only be difficult

6 But all yokai that resemble little girls are the most aggressive yokai, and of course the dumbest youkai at the same time, except for the rabbit with long ears.

7The safest place in Gensokyo is Hakurei Shrine because there is a shrine maiden in it, and the most dangerous place is also Hakurei Shrine because there are a lot of top-notch youkai in it.

8. Don't wander around in the wild casually, and don't touch dolls casually, no matter what attribute the puppet can kill you.

9. If you see the sunflower field, it is best to take a detour, and if you go to pick flowers, remember to prepare first. …,

Ko、Don't put forward bad thoughts like any girl, because any person can send you to the west...

11. Everywhere except for the inside of the world is a dangerous area.

12. Even if you want to become a vampire, you should never rely on the Red Devil Pavilion, because one will make you suffer and the other will make you die.

13. Don't feel very kind just because there are humans in the Red Devil Pavilion, in a sense, she is more dangerous than any monster.

14. If you are sick, you can go to the Eternal Pavilion, and if you are not lost, then you can be healed.

15Don't trust the technology of the kappa, just as you don't believe in the promises of the monster gods.

16. Undead and ghosts don't eat people, but their lethality is often worse than that of monsters

17. Although the undead princess is beautiful, if you want to become an undead, then it is best to keep your distance.

18. Regularly providing incense money for the shrine can provide you with a good guarantee for your life in Gensokyo.

19, it must not be Lolicon.

20, it can't be a royal sister control.

21. Replace fire prevention equipment, even in the world, your life is in danger.

22. Even if you are eighty years old, don't rely on the old and sell the old, because you will find that those Loli are several times older than you.

23. It's best to treat the monster cat well, otherwise a nine-tailed fox will come to trouble you.

24. The degree to which you can basically ensure your life in Gensokyo is that you find yourself tied with the doorman of the Red Devil Pavilion.

25. If you see a girl with a ghost coming to buy something, then stay away from the girl's family, because your body should not be as strong as the long sword on her waist

26. Don't go out casually in winter, maybe you will become the next frozen frog.

27. The more beautiful something is, the more dangerous it is.

28. Smiling things are often the most aggressive...

29. Those who have wings are perverts.

30. Those who do not have wings may be more perverted than those who have wings.

31. The fox's tail looks soft, but don't touch it casually.

32、The shrine maiden can't kill.,But the monsters related to the shrine maiden are definitely tricky!

33. The above rules do not apply to the big monsters in the gap, and the black-bellied bastards in the lost bamboo forest.

34. Finally, welcome to Gensokyo.