Chapter 9: Armageddon (1)
Chapter 9 [Armageddon (1)]
Early the next morning, Jiang Xiaofan opened his eyes groggily, looking at the ceiling of white flowers, he subconsciously lifted the quilt covering his body, and a cold wind took the opportunity to get into the warm quilt, which stimulated him to shiver involuntarily, and his body was cold.
Jiang Xiaofan rubbed his temples, pulled up the quilt and saw his naked body, a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, thinking that he should have broken his body last night, but... But his mother has no memory of this, he only remembers that he and Ke Zhihua and the pheasant were fighting last night, and there is no memory of what they are drinking......
Recalling last night's pheasant as the fierce pouring of wine like white water, Ke Zhihua's pride in not pouring a thousand cups, Jiang Xiaofan knew what was called the god of wine, in the past, he sat in the sky and thought that his pound of liquor was already a cow, but since last night, he knows what it means to have a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world!
Pheasant and Ke Zhihua, the two of them, can pull out a random person to fight with him, they can throw him three streets, as soon as he remembered that before he had no memory, the pheasant and Ke Zhihua were still drinking wine, Jiang Xiaofan couldn't help but snort.
Suddenly, a wave of fear rose in his heart!
"I don't think I drank and spit the truth last night, right?"
Cold sweat flowed down Jiang Xiaofan's forehead, he was now very afraid that he drank too much wine last night and spit out everything that should be said and what should not be said, if this is the case, I am afraid that the consequences will be very serious!
Bang bang bang!!
Just when Jiang Xiaofan was secretly anxious, the door suddenly slammed rapidly, he sat up in fright, stabilized his mind a little, and asked loudly, "Who?" ”
"It's me, pheasant! Open the door! ”
The voice of the pheasant outside the door seemed to be very anxious, as if something big was about to happen, Jiang Xiaofan choked in his heart, he was not sure whether he had drunk last night, if he said everything last night, I was afraid that now the pheasant came to him to settle the account, if he didn't say anything last night, it was something urgent!
He thought for a while, and finally gritted his teeth, is it a blessing or a curse, it is a curse that cannot be avoided!
After three or two clicks, Jiang Xiaofan quickly got dressed, stepped on a pair of slippers, and opened the door, only to see that there was only a pheasant outside the door, and his face was very anxious.
"Let's go, I'll be waiting for you alone!"
Seeing that the door opened, the pheasant grabbed Jiang Xiaofan's hand and walked out, making Jiang Xiaofan feel uneasy, and he hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, so urgent?" ”
The pheasant suddenly turned around, looked straight at Jiang Xiaofan, and asked with an incredible face, "Have you forgotten?" ”
I forgot?
Forgot something?
Jiang Xiaofan tried very hard to recall what happened last night, but he still didn't get anything, and shook his head at the pheasant.
"Today is the time for the camel's burial, and the funeral will start in half an hour! Now my cousin and a group of them are down there, how can you even forget about this! Didn't I tell you last night? ”
The pheasant looked at Jiang Xiaofan incredulously, his cousin said it clearly and clearly last night, why did Jiang Xiaofan forget it all after one night!
"What? Today is the day of the camel's burial? ”
Jiang Xiaofan was stunned by the pheasant's words, he never thought that he could even forget such an important thing!
What a drinking mistake!!
He hurriedly turned around and ran into the room, quickly changed the slippers on his feet, and hurried out with the pheasant.
It is expected that the plan for two days will be implemented today, although it is according to the plot, Jiang Xiaofan still can't help but secretly get excited, how to say, these are all from his mouth, once the crow and the smiling tiger are successfully solved, he is a great benefactor to Chen Haonan and the pheasant and others, if you ask them for help in the future, the main task is not handy!
When Jiang Xiaofan and the pheasant hurriedly ran out of the hotel, Ke Zhihua led a large number of people who had been waiting for a long time, and even Chen Haonan and Shufen were also in the team, Jiang Xiaofan looked at it, there were about thirty people, and the four of them were mixed in this team, and they could definitely sneak into the camel's funeral scene unnoticed!
"Here, put it on!"
At this moment, Shufen took the two sets of black leather clothes in her hand and handed them to Jiang Xiaofan and the pheasant respectively.
Jiang Xiaofan took the clothes in some surprise, and just when he wanted to ask why, Shufen intuitively stretched out her hand and shook it around, Jiang Xiaofan followed and looked, only to find that among the black people, only he and the pheasant's clothes were variegated, and the rest were all black!
"Sure enough, it's the underworld, you have to wear black clothes when you go out to do something and cut people, is this a custom?"
Jiang Xiaofan couldn't help but complain, it wasn't that he didn't like the black leather coat in his hand, but that he didn't understand this kind of pretending behavior of going out to cut people in uniform clothes, just cut people, why be so particular.
"Today is the funeral of camels, don't you know that wearing black at the funeral represents solemnity and solemnity? Or is there no such rule on the mainland? ”
Shufen rolled her eyes, she couldn't have imagined that the commissioner sent by the mainland would ask such idiotic words, and she didn't even know the most basic funeral etiquette.
Belch......
Despised ~!
Jiang Xiaofan saw Shufen's contemptuous eyes, his old face couldn't help but turn red, and he scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Everyone is here, get in the car!"
Ke Zhihua waved his hand, and suddenly the car door clicked, and a group of people who were originally standing densely at the door of the hotel rushed into the van behind him.
Woo woo woo ......!
After a shrill roar, a total of five vans rushed towards the place of the camel's funeral in an orderly manner.
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Yuen Long, the northwesternmost of Hong Kong's eight administrative regions, is located in the northwest of the New Territories, surrounded by mountains on three sides, the terrain is flat, is a plain full of farmland, and is also a slum in Hong Kong, where most of the farmers are farming, and few well-dressed upper-class people can be seen.
The camel was born in Yuen Long, in line with the fallen leaves and returned to his roots, so his funeral was also held in Yuen Long, and his younger brother Crow and Smiling Tiger were also the little brothers he brought out from Yuen Long, so it is not an exaggeration to say that Yuen Long is their base camp.
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After a screeching sound of brakes, the five vans stopped steadily, and Jiang Xiaofan, dressed in black leather clothes, took the lead in opening the car door and set foot on the land of Yuen Long again.
I REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I CAME TO YUEN LONG, IT WAS BECAUSE HE AND XIAO MING AVOIDED CHU RENMEI AND LOOKED FOR CISSY BY THE WAY, AND NOW THAT HE HAS SET FOOT ON THIS LAND AGAIN, JIANG XIAOFAN HAS A DIFFERENT FEELING, THE SAME SKY AND LAND ARE DIVIDED INTO COUNTLESS TIME AND SPACE, MAYBE THE CURRENT CISSY IS ALSO STANDING IN HER OWN POSITION......
Jiang Xiaofan looked up at the sky, gray, gloomy and terrible, it seemed that even God was not beautiful, as if he knew what would happen today, and after a while, bursts of dull thunder came out from the tumbling ink clouds, and the dripping rain gradually fell.
"Are you ready?"
Chen Haonan, who was also dressed in black leather, also got out of the car, and saw Jiang Xiaofan looking up at the sky, as a person who came over, he didn't have to think about it to know Jiang Xiaofan's mood at this time.
Jiang Xiaofan turned around and smiled: "I have been ready for a long time, in order to wait for the arrival of this day, I have been preparing for a long time!" ”
"Let's go."
Chen Haonan patted Jiang Xiaofan on the shoulder, and after greeting Pheasant and Shufen, the four of them mixed into the team led by Ke Zhihua and walked towards the funeral venue of the camel not far away.
The camel's funeral site is an open-air dam, surrounded by high walls of bricks and stones, and two Dongxing Crazy Boys in white clothes stand at the door, while directly opposite the door stands a row of policemen, one of whom is holding a camera in his hand to take pictures of people coming in and out of the door, and the sound of cameras clicking is endless.
When Jiang Xiaofan followed the large team into the funeral venue, the sound of beating drums and gongs came into his ears, mixed with crying from time to time, and a cold and silent atmosphere shrouded from the venue.
"Thank you, thank you......"
Just when Jiang Xiaofan looked around, a man's voice came, the big team stopped, he was caught in the crowd and looked carefully, only to see a short, but strong middle-aged man with a group of people blocking in front of the big team, and was talking to Ke Zhihua at this time.
"This is a little bit of our Triple Gang!"
I saw Ke Zhihua pointing to the huge wreath held up by the two younger brothers behind him, and told the middle-aged man about his intentions in Taiwanese dialect.
"Actually, the relationship between our Dongxing and your triad is quite good!"
The middle-aged man smiled and spoke a not-so-pure Taiwanese dialect and got into a relationship with Ke Zhihua.
"Wow, okay, good for your size, you can't even speak Taiwanese, how will you communicate in the future?"
Ke Zhihua didn't give the middle-aged man face at all, looked at him with contempt, and the middle-aged man smiled stiffly, standing there awkwardly, not knowing what to do for a while.
At this time, the crow walked over, pushed the middle-aged man away, stared at Ke Zhihua and asked, "What is this brother called?" ”
Ke Zhihua straightened his collar and introduced himself quite imposingly: "Taiwan Sanlian Gang, Ke Zhihua!" ”
As soon as Ke Zhihua's voice fell, the Dongxing Gang behind the middle-aged man surrounded him, but he was stopped by the crow with both hands.
"Don't worry, we know the rules, we didn't bring a guy, only a heart, we will bow to the big brother of the camel and leave!"
Ke Zhihua's momentum changed, he explained with a smile, and after speaking, he walked towards the spiritual platform with a group of people behind him without squinting.
"There's a guest here! Mr. Ke Zhihua came to pay tribute, bowed, bowed, bowed, bowed, and the family thanked him! ”
The master of ceremonies read it out loud at the right time, Jiang Xiaofan followed the big team and pretended to bow to the camel three times, and then stood aside with the big team.
As soon as they walked on the front foot, Da Fei took a ticket and quarreled with those members of the Eastern Star Gang at the door.
Jiang Xiaofan watched Da Fei and the people of the Dongxing Gang fight from afar, a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, the script was developing as he had arranged......
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PS: It's a bit late, sorry.