Chapter 85: The Vinegar Jar of the Millennium
"Huh?" I didn't react for a moment what Gu Changfeng meant, and looked at him with some confusion and asked.
"I said, I don't like Li Yan to call you Nuanan!" Gu Changfeng frowned and repeated again.
Hearing what Gu Changfeng said, I couldn't help but laugh, this ghost began to be jealous again, but I really liked the way he was jealous, it was extremely cute. Looking at the handsome man in front of me with a little bit of childishness, I couldn't help but think that maybe it would be a good thing for him to eat a little vinegar every day.
"The name is just a code name, Li Yan can call me whatever he likes, why care so much." Although I had already begun to steal joy in my heart, I still pretended to look at Gu Changfeng seriously and said.
"The wind is warm, I said it, I don't like Li Yan to call you warm!" Gu Changfeng was like a child who couldn't eat sugar, and he glared at me angrily and said.
"Gu Changfeng, were you drowned in vinegar a thousand years ago?" I glanced at Gu Changfeng deeply and said very seriously.
"Of course not!" After Gu Changfeng finished speaking, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, he looked at me with an inquiring face and said, "Feng Nuan, what do you mean by this?" ”
"That's what the words mean!" I looked at Gu Changfeng with a smile and said, "Gu Changfeng, I don't think I should call you a thousand-year-old ghost, but a thousand-year-old vinegar jar!" ”
"Who do you say is the vinegar jar?!" Gu Changfeng looked at me with an unkind expression and asked.
"Of course it's you! Who else but you here?! I smiled and threw down Gu Changfeng, and stole an incense on his lips by the way, "Gu Changfeng, do you say that you are a vinegar jar?" ”
Gu Changfeng looked at me stunned, obviously, he hadn't recovered from the fact that he was forcibly kissed by me, seeing Gu Changfeng's cute appearance, I couldn't help but be lustful, hugged his face and kissed him again. Actually, kissing a ghost is really a beautiful thing, of course, that ghost has to look as handsome as Gu Changfeng.
"Say, are you a vinegar jar?!" I put on a rogue big sister's appearance, looked at Gu Changfeng angrily and said. "If you don't say it, I'll ...... Hehe...... "I laughed a few times, looked at Gu Changfeng like a female hooligan in the underworld and said. Seeing that he still didn't react, I couldn't help but wonder, should I be a little soft, yes, I smiled charmingly, and said to Gu Changfeng angrily, "Brother Changfeng, do you want to say it or not." ”
"It's not!" Gu Changfeng looked at me very, very spinefully and said. I used to watch TV series or novels, the beautiful heroine only needs to use the beauty trick, the male protagonist or supporting actor is fascinated, the heroine asks him to go east he won't go west, let him jump off the building he won't climb the wall, but, why do I, the heroine, use the beauty trick so hard, Gu Changfeng is still not confused by me?
Could it be that my beauty trick needs to work harder? Thinking of this, I kissed Gu Changfeng again without hesitation, not only a strong kiss, but I also gave him a French-style long kiss.
When I kissed until I was about to lose my breath, I let go of Gu Changfeng out of breath, and secretly said in my heart, this French-style long kiss is really not done by people, it is simply suicide by holding my breath in disguise! Fortunately, I reacted more sensitively, and let go of Gu Changfeng in time when I was about to be suffocated.
"Hmph, now you still don't admit that you're not a vinegar jar, do you? If you dare to deny it again, believe it or not, I'll kiss you again?! "I think my current appearance must be majestic and domineering, and I can't help but be moved when I think of my nostrils facing the sky and showing my domineering appearance. The latest chapter Baidu search: Claw Machine Book House.
"If you kiss me one more time, I'll admit that I'm a vinegar jar." Gu Changfeng pointed to his lips and said gracefully.
Looking at Gu Changfeng's leisurely and complacent appearance, an inexplicable sense of frustration suddenly rose in my heart, and even I couldn't help but suspect that I really kissed Gu Changfeng just now, not that he teased me?
"Gu Changfeng, this is what you said, what you say counts, you can't play tricks!" I yelled at Gu Changfeng majestically, seeing him smile and nod, I kissed him again with a French long kiss, but as soon as my lips touched his lips, he turned over violently, pressed me under him, and kissed me deeply.
The lips and tongues intersected, infinitely lingering, and the ambiguous aura spread little by little around the two of us, although I like this kiss very much and am also very intoxicated, but I still can't help but have such a thought floating in my mind, is this really me kissing Gu Changfeng? Why do I feel like I've been kissed by him?
"Gu Changfeng, do you admit that you are a vinegar jar?!" I opened my teeth and claws and grinned at Gu Changfeng and threatened.
"Okay, good, I admit I'm a vinegar jar." Saying that, Gu Changfeng knocked me down again, I looked at him in a daze, uh, the situation seems to have reversed a little quickly, obviously I was insulting Gu Changfeng, and now it has become insulted by him.
In order not to let myself fail too much, I began to pull Gu Changfeng's clothes, before, I was torn by Gu Changfeng, I didn't seem to have torn his clothes, thinking of this, I tore his clothes more vigorously, and tore his white shirt in three or two clicks.
"Nuan Nuan, don't make trouble!" Gu Changfeng looked at me helplessly and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to help hurting you!" With that, he carefully took me in his arms.
Although I know that Gu Changfeng is doing this for my good, I still feel a little lost in my heart, and I don't know what I am missing, in short, I am very disappointed.
It's only noon now, I don't have the habit of taking a lunch break, and after nesting in Gu Changfeng's arms for a while, I went to have afternoon tea with Feng Xi and Qin Zheng.
"Feng Xi, Qin Zheng, I think something very bad will happen if everyone goes to XX Mountain tomorrow, we must stop the people in our class!" I looked at Qin Zheng with a righteous face and said, "I think, this time the incident is really weird, what to do when you go to worship the mountain god, yes, it's weird!" ”
"I also have a very bad premonition, but we can't stop everyone, if we dissuade them from going to the mountains, not only will they not listen, but they will think that we have ulterior motives." Qin Zheng said with an embarrassed expression.
"Nuan Nuan, Qin Zheng is right, this matter is really a bit tricky." Feng Xi said with a frown.
"Feng Xi, Qin Zheng, we must stop them, otherwise, they will die!"
Otherwise, they will die!
I can't help but feel very strange when I suddenly said such a sentence, how could I suddenly feel like this in my heart? And lately, I've always been involuntarily saying something inexplicable, could it be that my sixth sense is getting stronger and stronger?
"Nuan Nuan, even if this is the case, we can't help it." A hint of gloom flashed in Feng Xi's eyes, "Qin Zheng and I will go together tomorrow and in the summer, the three of us can do Taoism, even if there is really an evil ghost on the mountain tomorrow, we can fight against the evil ghost for a while." ”
"What about me?!" I was very unhappy that Feng Xi didn't take me into account, "You don't plan to take me along, do you?!" I don't like to be left behind by you! ”
"Nuan Nuan, you don't know how to do magic, so it's better to stay at home obediently, it's also a mess to go." Qin Zheng looked at me unceremoniously and said. Although Qin Zheng said it so politely, I knew that she was for my good, and she didn't want me to be hurt or in danger, let alone die.
"Yes, Nuan Nuan, you still stay at home and obediently accompany the ghost in your house!" Feng Xi completely stood with Qin Zheng, glanced at me and said slowly.
"I don't!" I slapped the table and shouted at Feng Xi and Qin Zheng with an angry face, "Why do you all go on adventures, you all go to be heroes, and let me stay at home alone to be a coward!" ”
"Nuan Nuan, don't forget, last time Wang Xia's eyeballs fell on your neck, this time it is unpredictable, if you go with us, you will probably die." Qin Zheng looked at me deeply and said. "Feng Xi and I don't want you to die."
"Qin Zheng, I won't die, I will live well, you just let me go with me!" I know that Qin Zheng is a person who eats soft and not hard, so I tried my best to squeeze out a smile that I thought was the most beautiful, and looked at Qin Zheng with affection and said.
"But ......"
I knew that Qin Zheng was still hesitating, so he hurriedly added, "Tomorrow Gu Changfeng is going to a place called the Crescent Moon Tribe to do a very important thing, and it will be more dangerous if I am alone in the villa, and you don't want to see my corpse after returning from the mountain, right?" I don't know how to do magic, and if I stay in the villa alone, I will definitely be eaten by evil spirits! ”
"The Crescent Tribe? What is Gu Changfeng going to do there? Feng Xi suddenly looked at me very solemnly and asked.
"I don't know, he said he had to go there tomorrow, and he said it was serious." Looking at the heaviness in Feng Xi's eyes, I suddenly remembered that Feng Xi's home was the Crescent Moon Tribe, and her mother was also the Holy Maiden of the Crescent Tribe. According to Feng Xi, her home is very remote, what is Gu Changfeng going to do there? Sightseeing?
However, I don't want to think about it so much, no matter where Gu Changfeng goes or what he does, I will believe in him and support him unconditionally.
"Forget it, let's not talk about such a heavy topic, anyway, the soldiers will come to block it, and the water will cover it, I believe that as long as we work together, we will definitely get through the difficulties!" The topic of going to xx mountain tomorrow is too heavy, I don't want to continue to talk to Qin Zheng and Feng Xi, so I pretended to be relaxed and said.
"Nuan Nuan is right, life is short, when you have fun in time, let's talk about some pleasant topics." When Qin Zheng heard me say this, he also smiled and said, "By the way, how far have you two developed with your family now?" "Chapter Eighty-Six: Giving Birth to a Ghost Baby?
"I kissed Summer hard." Asked by Qin Zheng, Feng Xi was silent for a long time, and suddenly said with a red face.
"Forced kisses? Kiss yes! Qin Zheng's eyes widened, and he looked at Feng Xi with a look of adoration and said, "Feng Xi, you are really a heroine among women, you really have a long face for our female compatriots, your heroic and invincible behavior really impresses me!" ”
"It's okay, it's actually not a big deal, isn't it just a forced kiss!" Feng Xi bowed his hand and said indifferently.
"That Nuan Nuan, how far have you and your ghost developed, have you done everything that should be done and what you shouldn't do?" After asking Feng Xi, Qin Zheng looked at me again with a gossipy face and asked.
"What a thing!" I cleared my throat and pretended not to care, "We did do kissing, touching, hugging, hugging, and hugging, but at a deeper level, we shouldn't have done it." After saying these words, I only felt that my own face was about to burn, and it seemed that my warm skin was not thick enough to be perfect.
"You two haven't had an inner one yet?!" Feng Xi and Qin Zheng looked at me in unison and asked. Seeing that I nodded vigorously, Qin Zheng looked at me with some hatred and said, "Feng Nuan, how can you let me say hello, you have both lived together for so long, how can you not have an inner one?!" ”
"Yes, this is not scientific, it stands to reason that lonely men and widows, **, put them together, but there will be a violent chemical reaction!" Feng Xi also looked at me in disbelief and asked.
"Could it be that your ghost can't do that?!" Qin Zheng thought for a while, and suddenly realized, "Yes, Nuan Nuan, it must be that ghost in your family who can't do it!" ”
"I think so." Feng Xi glanced at Qin Zheng, feeling a little sympathetic.
"Not what you think!" Seeing that they had all raised Gu Changfeng to the level of inhumanity, I hurriedly defended Gu Changfeng and said, "The reason why Gu Changfeng has never been with me is because he is a ghost, I am a human, and he is afraid that his yin qi is too heavy and will hurt me." Gu Changfeng did this for my good! You two, it's really superficial, the relationship between me and Gu Changfeng is not something you can understand! ”
"Hahahaha!!" Hearing me say this, Feng Xi and Qin Zheng immediately burst out laughing. "Nuan Nuan, are you asking me to call you stupid or are you an idiot?" Feng Xi stopped laughing, looked at me helplessly and smiled.
"Feng Xi, what do you mean by that?!" I frowned, glared at Feng Xi angrily and shouted, "Where am I stupid?!" Feng Xi, are you telling me where I'm stupid?! ”
"Nuan Nuan, don't be excited, it's not unreasonable for Feng Xi to say this about you, you are indeed stupid!" After speaking, Qin Zheng began to laugh again. The latest chapter Baidu search: Claw Machine Book House. Qin Zheng smiled, Feng Xi also laughed, I really couldn't bear it, and shouted, "Can you stop laughing?!" ”
Hearing my angry shouts, Feng Xi and Qin Zheng barely stopped laughing, Feng Xi looked at me deeply, and said quietly, "Do you know the White Lady and Xu Xian? Do you know Nie Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen? As long as the cultivation of ghosts and demons is high enough, and they do that kind of thing that is inappropriate for human beings, they will not cause damage to human bodies at all. That ghost in your family is so powerful, even if it is a ghost baby with you, how can it hurt you! ”
"Impossible, Gu Changfeng, he can't lie to me!" Gu Changfeng will definitely not lie to me, no matter what he does, it will be for my good!
"Then why didn't Gu Changfeng touch Nuan Nuan?" Qin Zheng didn't even look at me, just her eyebrows tightened and she racked her brains, and suddenly, she looked at me excitedly and shouted, "I know what the reason is!" ”
"What is the reason? Qin Zheng, don't sell it, okay! Feng Xi slapped Qin Zheng, who was smiling like a little fox, and asked a little anxiously, "Qin Zheng, you should say it quickly!" ”
"Yes, Qin Zheng, what is the reason?" Although I didn't think Gu Changfeng would lie to me, I couldn't help but look at Qin Zheng and asked.
"Nuan Nuan ......" Qin Zheng looked at me deeply, and suddenly sighed faintly, "Nuan Nuan, in fact, you can't blame the ghost in your house for this matter, look at you, you want to have no ass, you want to have no breasts, and you don't like to dress up, you usually don't even paint makeup, if I were a man, you would definitely not be interested in you!" Alas, think about it this way, that ghost in your house is quite pitiful, he has the courage to kiss you and touch you, and he really has a fearless dedication! ”
"Qin Zheng, what nonsense are you talking about, I'm in good shape, okay?!" What is called no breasts and no ass, I am clearly convex and concave and convex!
"Qin Zheng, what you said is really good!" Feng Xi completely ignored my injured little heart, and clapped her hands excitedly, "In this way, let's make a good transformation of Nuan Nuan today, so that she can be confused by that ghost in her house at night, how about it?" My makeup skills are very good, after my transformation, sows can become sable! ”
"Okay!" Qin Zheng saw that Feng Xi hadn't made any moves, so she hurriedly said, "Then what are we waiting for!" Hurry up and dress up Nuan Nuan! Qin Zheng has always pursued the idea that it is better to act than to move, and when she wanted to dress me up, she immediately pulled me and Feng Xi to run outside the tea restaurant.
This afternoon, I was like a doll, tossed by Qin Zheng and Feng Xi at will, when it was almost evening, Feng Xi pushed me to the mirror, Chang sighed a sigh of relief and looked at me and said, "Nuan Nuan, take a snapshot and look in the mirror, let your sow become a sable cicada, it's really troublesome!" ”
"Feng Xi, you can't accumulate some virtue, when will I become a sow?!" I glared at Feng Xi hard, and I originally wanted to say something to hit her to win back the city, but when I saw myself in the mirror, I couldn't say anything.
This beautiful woman in the mirror still has a little bit of charm, is it really me who is warm?
Looking at myself in the mirror, I couldn't help but lose my mind, it turned out that I could be so beautiful when I dressed up. It's just that the more I look at myself in the mirror at this time, the more I feel like a person?!
I racked my brains for a while, and finally remembered that I looked like the woman called Qianqian at this time, and remembered that day I accidentally saw Qianqian's figure in the taxi, and my brain went blank in an instant.
I've been living for 20 years, and although I've always been a little narcissistic, I'm still a little self-aware, knowing that I'm not a beauty, so I rarely look in the mirror, and sometimes I even feel like I don't know what I'm born with, as if I haven't paid attention to my face for too long.
Now take a closer look, between my eyebrows, there is a seven-point resemblance to the woman called shallow, I know, I can never be shallow, if I were shallow, I would not have that kind of inexplicable dream, let alone in real life, I would not meet the woman who is exactly the same as the shallow life. Is it a coincidence that I am so similar to Shallow Sheng, or is there some inexplicable relationship between us?
In the past, I never believed in the so-called past life and present life, but after meeting Gu Changfeng, many of the thoughts that were deeply rooted in my mind have changed, and even, occasionally I will think about who I will be in my previous life and what I will become in the next life. Could it be that I didn't know anything in my previous life, and what important connection do I have with her?!
Thinking like this, a bloody drama has been formed in my mind, I and Qianqian are twin sisters, we both fell in love with the man named Gu Changfeng at the same time in our previous lives, and in the end, because of Gu Changfeng, we turned against each other, and we didn't get along with each other, and Qianqian hated me to the bone, so I broke into my dream again and again, and deliberately told me that Gu Changfeng would never fall in love with me, so that I would die for Gu Changfeng.
Could it be the woman in my previous life, who I really liked?
Somehow, such an idea came to my mind, and I felt more and more that my idea was very reliable. If Gu Changfeng is entangled with me for a piece of so-called jade, it is indeed a bit unbelievable, and the most convincing statement is that we have known each other and loved each other in our previous lives, so in this life, he will have to let me be his wife.
"Nuan Nuan, what are you thinking? Are you overwhelmed by your own beauty? Qin Zheng saw me stunned in the mirror, and couldn't help but quip.
"No, I'm just thinking about something, and I always feel weird." I turned my face away, looked at Qin Zheng and smiled.
"Think so much about what to do! Don't think about anything tonight, the only task is to bring that ghost of your house to life, and make him laugh at you! As she spoke, Feng Xi took one piece of clothing from her closet and gestured in front of me.
"Feng Xi, are you sure I'm going to wear one of these clothes?" I looked at the clothes in front of me that were more revealing than the other, and I couldn't help but say something. "I think this dress on me is actually quite good, although it is not very sexy, but it is also good!"
"The wind is warm, what kind of aesthetic do you have, this dress on your body is simply ugly!" Qin Zheng muttered, and found an unprecedentedly exposed low-cut miniskirt from Feng Xi's closet. "Feng Xi, I didn't expect you to have such sexy clothes, it's really good!"
"It's okay." Feng Xi smiled embarrassedly, just dress Nuan Nuan in this dress.
As soon as Feng Xi finished speaking, Qin Zheng and her put this dress on me together, and at this time, I felt that I was like the meat on the body of the board, and I was slaughtered by others.
"Wow, it turns out that Nuan Nuan's figure is still quite good!" When I put on this dress, Feng Xi and Qin Zheng praised in unison. After living for so many years, I finally had a compliment on my figure, and I couldn't help but be a little happy that I couldn't find the north, especially when I thought of Gu Changfeng's appearance of bowing down under my miniskirt, I smiled like a flower.
Gu Changfeng, you can take it, tonight, I will definitely fascinate you!