Chapter Seventy-Six: The Technique of Matchmaking
"Hurry up・・・・・・ come over for dinner! It's almost cold・・・・・・! Qi Haimei said shyly, with a slightly trembling voice, glancing at Zhou Tianyi from time to time, and a slightly shy smile was very charming.
Scratching his head with his hands, since he knew the secrets of the Heavenly Master Family and the Dao Yin faction, he had been thinking about it all day long, and now that it was sent to the door, why didn't he dare? I thought to myself, why pretend to be a gentleman! Hey, why is it so useless, dare to laugh at the Cangyin Daoist who turned into a demon, but he coerced ・・・・・・ in front of a woman?
"I'm ・・・・・・ I've eaten outside, I still have something to do, go out first, you eat first・・・・・・!" After speaking, he hurriedly ran out, very conflicted in his heart, and decided to go to Dong Tinghua's house for one night.
Qi Haimei seemed to have been greatly wronged, and she lay on the table and cried ・・・・・・! Can you not be aggrieved, just go home and leave, other little girls are so active, but Zhou Tianyi is 'like a big enemy, deserted and fleeing'・・・・・・!
In Dong Tinghua's bedroom;
"I said your kid was sick! Everyone is like that・・・・・・! You still run, doesn't that hurt Mei'er's heart? You don't ・・・・・・ talk about it・・・・・・・ ・・・・・・ sleep! "Dong Tinghua looks like 'hating iron does not become steel', if I had changed, I would have 'raised the knife and fell' a long time ago.
Zhou Tianyi sighed and couldn't fall asleep, and after a fierce ideological struggle, he decided to go home and explain his thoughts to his mother and Mei'er, so as not to delay Mei'er's life's ・・・・・・!
saw Zhou Tianyi put on his clothes;
"Hehe・・・・・・!" Dong Tinghua smirked: "That's it, don't pretend, the righteous man and gentleman have long been extinct, hurry up and go home to the 'big silly fork', I will get a godfather to do it when I have a child, haha・・・・・・!" ”
"You're just here to play 'Master Masturbation', Master go back to 'Big Silly Fork'・・・・・・!" Zhou Tianyi turned to leave.
Dong Tinghua was puzzled: "Hey, what is the ・・・・・・ of 'Master Masturbation'?" ”
Top 10 forbidden techniques, marriage;
Zhou Tianyi stood nervously at the door, raised his hand and put it down, did his mother and Mei'er sleep? How should I say it・・・・・・!
"It's back・・・・・・!"
Pushing open the door and startled, Mei'er was still sitting at the dining table, the food didn't move at all, smiling, staring at herself tenderly. It's past ten o'clock now, Mei'er is still waiting, guilty, her face is flushed, and she doesn't know what to ・・・・・・do with her head down!
"It's cold, I'll give you hot ・・・・・!"
The pleasant voice echoed in his ears, like a strong magnetic force, and his heart trembled: "Mei・・・・・・ Mei'er, I ・・・・・・ me・・・・・・ I ・・・・・!" "Because my mind was too chaotic, I forgot that my mother was not at home tonight, and now I suddenly remembered, and I was nervous and didn't know how to speak.
"Cousin, if you have something to say, you can say it, we are not outsiders, why are we talking about it?" Qi Haimei laughed secretly in her heart, she was in a much better mood after crying, and wondered in her heart, her aunt hinted at her cousin like this, why didn't this 'stupid donkey' open up? Still embarrassed? Thinking of Zhou Tianyi's expression, he smiled, and just wanted to go to sleep, but he didn't expect his cousin to come back again, 'hum', see how I 'clean up' your ・・・・・・!"
Zhou Tianyi, who was in the budding period of youth, was itching in his heart, but he couldn't cross the threshold, took a deep breath, relieved his nervousness, and stared up at Qi Haimei: "Mei'er, do you know the affairs of the Heavenly Master family・・・・・・?" ”
"Grandma told me everything, I don't regret it! Maybe it's all fate, and I'm sure my aunt hasn't regretted ・・・・・・! Qi Haimei said with a solemn expression, as if she had made a big decision.
Zhou Tianyi didn't understand, what is the relationship between the two families? For more than 700 years, the girl of the Daoyin faction did not ask for anything in return, and married into the Zhou family to pass on the lineage to her children and grandchildren, just like a 'tool', but she had no regrets, and she had to be widowed at a young age, why? The relationship between Mei'er and Mei'er is so natural, they like each other, as if there is something that locks the relationship between the two, and there is no barrier. Isn't there a disagreement for more than 700 years? If it's been like Mei'er for 700 years, there must be something wrong with it?
Looking at the charming and lovely Qi Haimei, I was disappointed, I can't do that, it will hurt her ・・・・・・ for the rest of her life!
"Cousin, I have no regrets・・・・・・ Simu said affectionately.
At this time, in an orphanage;
"Mom, why haven't the two children moved!" Zhou Tianyi's mother asked, there was a magic altar in front of her, on which two little straw figures were pasted with the birthdays of Zhou Tianyi and Qi Haimei, and a red rope was tied to each of the straw figures, tied to a red candle, and when the two 'intersected', the candle would spontaneously combust ・・・・・・!
"Is Mei'er's eight characters wrong, or is there something wrong with Tianyi, how can this be?" Zhou Tianyi's grandmother was puzzled that Qi Haimei grew up in an orphanage, and the birth date reported at the beginning may be wrong.
"What should I do・・・・・・?" Mom asked.
Grandma's eyes were closed, her mouth was reciting a mantra, her hands were pinching, her index fingers were close to the candle, and a flame burst out and lit the candle・・・・・・!
At this time, Zhou Tianyi felt unbearable heat, shortness of breath, staring at Mei'er, constantly swallowing saliva, feeling that his brain was in chaos, becoming more and more confused, and an impulsive feeling 'little brother' held high the battle flag, closed his eyes, and forced the lust in his heart ・・・・・・・!
Mei'er's cheeks were flushed, revealing a charming smile, and she stretched out her arms around her neck in the spring, and said vaguely: "Cousin, am I beautiful・・・・・・・?" ”
"Mei'er, don't ・・・・・・!" Zhou Tianyi closed his eyes and watched his heart, suppressing the impulse in his heart, feeling a powerful force urging his emotions ・・・・・・!
inside the orphanage;
Mom and grandma smiled and sighed, after all, it was not in vain・・・・・・
"It's been a few months・・・・・・・!" Grandma asked, staring at Zhou Tianyi's mother's belly.
"It's been almost four months!" Mom smiled, ready to tell Zhou Tianyi in a few days.
Just when the two of them were happy, the candle suddenly went out, and the little straw man with Zhou Tianyi's birthday suddenly caught fire, and the red rope burned ・・・・・・・!
"It's not good・・・・・・!" Grandma was shocked: "Hurry up and ・・・・・・ away!" ”
Pushing open the door, Zhou Tianyi was already gone, Qi Haimei was lying on the ground half-exposed, her cheeks were red, the corners of her mouth were drooling, and she fell into a coma・・・・・・!
"Go find Tianyi, I'll unlock the spell for Mei'er・・・・・・!" Grandma said urgently. Hurriedly took out a black charm, pasted it on Qi Haimei's chest, bit his finger, pointed it at the center of his eyebrows, sat cross-legged and recited the spell urgently, and patted his hand on Mei'er's body from time to time・・・・・・!
Mother returned home disappointed, Dong Tinghua didn't have it at home, where can this kid run, thinking of Dong Tinghua's expression when he spoke, he always felt that he knew something. asked anxiously, "Mom, Tianyi will be fine, right・・・・・・・?" ”
Grandma sighed tiredly: "Don't worry, it'll be fine!" ”
For more than 700 years, the tie technique failed for the first time, the candle suddenly went out, and the straw man caught fire! Explanation, Zhou Tianyi broke the spell on his body, where did this kid go? How could it be that the tie-in technique didn't work for him・・・・・・!
Affiliation; Taoist forbidden art, is the art of marriage against fate, the application of this technique requires the birth of the eight characters, the hair, nails (hands and feet) of the two people, the hair tied in the straw man, the nails of the two people are placed under the red candle, and the three are connected with a red rope, and at the same time, they must also be blessed with spells and tricks. This technique is against fate, and heaven and earth are not tolerated, so it can only be performed when the heaven and earth Xuanmen is closed. If it fails, both men and women will be in danger of their lives, and if the Tianyang and Earth Fire inspired by the spell cannot be released, they will burn their hearts and die, so they are called one of the ten forbidden techniques of Taoism・・・・・・!