The Sorrow of Dinosaurs! The Legend of the Thunderer! Chapter Seventy-Seven: I Love a Piece of Firewood
The craftsman stared at Fang Lin with a blank eye, hoping that this master could help him think of a good way to hold the beauty. Even though Fang Lin was unparalleled in wisdom and deep in the city, he also knew that women were often the most unmeasurable animals that could not be measured by common sense, so he thought about it carefully. I'm still going to meet her and get to the bottom of it.
Lewd Fu first felt very embarrassed, but then felt that what Fang Lin said made sense: how could he be persuaded if he didn't even see each other? So he still invited Fang Lin into the door. The crumpled old face was orange red. Seeing this, Fang Lin said strangely:
"You guy has sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet, and he comes to all kinds of tricks. Couldn't be a boy [***]? ”
Lewd Fu is even more ashamed, it turns out that he has been an official member of the Taoist Religious Association in the mountains since he was a child, and he is not sure that he wants to steal during this time, so he delays the best time in his life to find a woman.
Later, he returned to the vulgar (according to the obscene Fu himself, he said that it was also vulgar, but Fang Lin estimated that he had stolen something and was driven out) went down the mountain, and more than thirty people mixed up for a long time, and still no woman was willing to marry - because he was too old, it was common for people in their thirties to be grandfathers in the Han Dynasty, so naturally no one was willing to marry him, an older young man and a poor bastard, when he was a pawnshop and a pawnshop. It's easy for someone to introduce a widow to him, but the vision of the obscene payment is too high. So he was really told by Fang Lin.
Fang Lin observed his words and looks, and already knew that his judgment was unfortunate, so he smiled and walked into the inner room of the obscene Fu. His eyes suddenly lit up, and he secretly said in his heart that it was really the concubine that Zhang Liao had taken a fancy to, and it was indeed gorgeous.
Meimei is wearing a wet jacket with red edges on a white background, a flowing yellow belt tied around her waist, because she wants to act neatly, she is wearing a pair of white satin culottes on her lower body, her body is well-proportioned, her melon seed face is quite perfectly restrained, her eyes are black and white, and she seems to be watery and can speak, and she looks seven or eight points similar to Fan Bingbing.
She was tied up at this time, lying horizontally on the bed, which was a veritable five-flower bondage. Therefore, the fullness of the chest and the slender waist are set off more obviously, which makes people feel that this woman should lie on the bed like this and wait for the man to appreciate, and her relationship with the bed is like a mature woman to stockings, porridge to kimchi, and shallots to tofu. Although the two are different things, when they work together, they are quite perfect, and can add attraction and brightness to both parties.
But this atmosphere, which should have been very fragrant and charming, was ruined by a pair of eyes—Meimei's stubborn eyes that glared at them angrily. That look was full of anger, humiliation, unwillingness, and resistance.
Fang Lin held his chin with his hand, frowned and said in a loud voice:
"Strange, strange."
Lewd Fu's heart tightened, as if he had been mentioned to the half-empty bucket, he felt that the happiness of his life was pressed on the master at this time, and hurriedly said in a panic:
"What a strange master."
Fang Lin waited for a while before he said:
"How can you tie Meimei's rouge horse like this with your small body?"
Lewd Fu suddenly froze, rolled his eyes and sighed:
"Master, can you help me get down to business? She took the initiative to attack me...... So he was punished by the immortal law on the deed of sale. I thought about it, but I was kind enough to have her tied up instead of being executed. “
Fang Lin nodded suddenly, stepped forward, and took off the cloth that was stuffed in Meimei's mouth, this woman was quite fierce, as soon as she took the cloth from her mouth, she immediately bit it hard, and she was biting her tongue and committing suicide!
Seeing the blood gushing out of the corners of her mouth, Fu screamed lewdly, and hurriedly rushed forward to take care of it, but Fang Lin grabbed him and waited for a few minutes before saying lightly:
"Space, Repair Treatment! Oh yes, the points spent on the repair are from this guy next to me. ”
It's a nightmare space! Meimei's serious injury to bite her tongue quickly recovered, and she didn't think of this because she was concerned about it, Meimei bit it again, Fang Lin repaired it for her again, this woman finally understood that this kind of behavior was just a futile pain, and she no longer harmed herself, although her eyes were horrified, she seemed to be about to burst into flames, staring at him and refusing to speak.
Fang Lin coughed and said:
"Although I had a holiday with your sisters, you wanted to kill me first, and now that everyone has become like this, it is better to talk calmly......"
"Get out!" This is Meimei's answer.
No matter what Fang Lin said next, Meimei's answer was only one word, and that was the word "roll".
Fang Lin sighed, and pulled the obscene Fu next to him, who was like earth-colored and looked heartbroken, to the side, but his eyebrows fluttered:
"Congratulations."
Lewd Fu was wiping his eyes with a handkerchief like a tablecloth—probably crying about the points he had spent on Meimei's treatment—and muttered to himself with a miserable face:
"There are two empty people and money, and two empty people and money!"
After hearing Fang Lin's words, he couldn't help but be stunned and said:
"Congratulations on what?"
Fang Lin smiled:
"Congratulations on your upcoming groom."
Lewd Fu opened his mouth wide, and the appearance of his eyebrows fluttering was indescribable, but then his face suddenly became gloomy, and he continued to pinch the handkerchief like a tablecloth and said miserably:
"I know, master, you are fooling me again, she has that attitude, what else am I going to be a groom?"
Fang Lin smiled and patted the lewd Fu on the shoulder and said:
"Do you know what I'm most afraid of? What I'm most afraid of is the person who promises you everything on the surface, and will give you a knife when he turns his back! You're my most trusted subordinate! If Meimei Yang paralyzes us and kills you and escapes when I can't take care of you, that's what I'm most worried about happening! ”
When Lewd Fu heard Fang Lin say "You are my most relied on subordinate", he was immediately moved, and choked up:
"The kindness of the host...... I know. But what does this have to do with congratulating me on becoming a bridegroom? ”
However, he had obviously moved at this time, and he could see that Fang Lin was not taking his word for it. Fang Lin snapped his fingers and said with a smug smile:
"Since she's adopting this stubborn and uncooperative attitude, well, it's time to use that thing."
"That'...... What is that thing? Xiaofu said nervously.
"Of course I love a chaila." Fang Lin grabbed Xiao Fu's shoulder with the same lewd expression and whispered, "Just a little bit, the fierce girl will become a slut." Mr. rice is cooked and cooked, even if it is not cooked, it can be cooked into raw rice! The key is to be sure to cook it. ”
Craftsman Fu's face changed from dazed to stunned, then from stunned to abrupt, and finally from abrupt to miserable, and hurriedly shook his head and said:
"Nope! I can't use such despicable means! What's the point of getting someone and not getting the heart? ”
Fang Lin was stunned, he never thought that Lewd Fu would have such a noble feeling. He tried a few words, but saw that the craftsman Fu was really not a fake, as the so-called thief also has a way, this greedy guy actually has such a principle, but he really underestimated him. However, who is Fang Linnai, especially when he understands the craftsman Fu like that, his eyes rolled and he immediately asked:
"Okay, since you have your principles, then I won't persuade you much, I'll just ask you a few questions, and I'll leave after asking."
The craftsman pays a rare righteous and awe-inspiring positive color road:
"Master, just ask if you want, I won't change my mind, even if General Meimei refuses to follow me, I'd rather send her back than do this kind of thing that takes advantage of people's danger."
Fang Lin smiled and said:
"Let me ask you, no matter how the development between Meimei and you is, there are only two possibilities in the future, right? One is that she changes her mind and becomes your woman, one is that she refuses, and then you are sincere and benevolent, and she marries another man. ”
Hearing the latter sentence, Xiaofu cried sadly, but still nodded.
Fang Lin then said:
"Let's assume the first scenario, if she becomes your woman later. So...... You are drugged and slept with her future wife now, this is a matter of course, right? ”
Lewd Fu opened his mouth, rolled his eyes, and nodded involuntarily.
Fang Lin snapped his fingers and said confidently:
"So let's assume the second scenario, how will she marry another man in the future, then...... You are drugged and slept with her now, in fact, you are sleeping with someone else's wife, and the man she will marry in the future suffers the loss, what does it have to do with Meimei herself? ”
Lewd Fu froze, his eyes were wide open, and his mouth was wide open. This guy has always been annoyed that he didn't take advantage of it and couldn't sleep for several nights, when Fang Lin said this, he immediately had a cheerful feeling in his heart, he thought left and right, and felt that the master was the master, and the reason was so profound. The previous paranoia was thrown aside.
Fang Lin smiled slightly, stood up, patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile:
"That's all I say, think about it. I went first, in a hurry. ”
As he spoke, he stood up, and who knew that after only two steps, he heard the lewd Fu hurrying up and roaring, panting and saying:
"Lord...... People, hosts! ”
Running out of these two steps, it is definitely impossible to pant because of fatigue, which shows the excitement in Xiaofu's heart:
"Where can I love a piece of firewood be sold?"
Fang Lin laughed and said:
"That's what was played in the movie, and it wasn't pulled at all."
Lewd Fu rolled his eyes and fell backwards, who knew that Fang Lin added shamelessly next:
"What era is it now, it must be better and stronger, you go to the space supermarket to see, if there are Spanish flies, go and buy it, and read the instructions for specific matters." By the way, you don't want to buy expired ones anymore. ”
Lewd Fu, who slipped from heaven to hell, immediately felt that he had climbed up from hell again. The excitement of the went to work. Fang Lin smiled, and left very proudly, intending to return to the real world.
But as soon as he went out, he bumped into a man.
Thunderer!
(To be continued)