Hearing my words, Shen Han subconsciously opened his eyes, bit his lip lightly, and looked at me with complicated eyes.

At this point, I walked over to the TV and crouched down.

The "me" on TV, close to me, his camera is a close-up, with the naked eye, his face alone is bigger than my head.

It's also a little strange to say, at that time, I looked at myself on TV and suddenly wanted to laugh.

Really, I wasn't afraid at all, but I thought the TV was full of laughter.

"Damn, don't you feel sorry for filming me, Shenyang Wu Yanzu, like this?" I said to the "me" on the TV: "Look at your mouth as if you were torn by my junior high school homeroom teacher, don't you feel disgusting?" ”

As soon as I heard this, the "I" on TV was immediately confused, and looked at me in a daze, probably pondering the meaning of my words.

"Oops, I'll go! How dare you stare at me! Lao Tzu gives you a mouthful! I scolded and slapped my hand on the TV screen.

The man on the TV was still stunned, and it seemed that he hadn't reacted.

"Hurry up and roll the calf, I want to talk to that girl about life and ideals." I scolded and pointed at his nose and said, "Seeing you like this, I feel uncomfortable, you know? ”

Shen Han burst out laughing, and rarely showed the appearance of a little woman, her little face was flushed and she covered her mouth with her hands, and her eyes were crooked with laughter.

"Hey, girl, aren't you afraid?" I asked with a smile.

"Didn't you say you wanted to show me a ghost affair?" Shen Han asked me with a smile, the smile on his face was as bright as a child: "Why don't you perform?" Are you going to attack yourself with yourself on TV? ”

"Fuck, what do you usually watch on the Internet" I asked with a black face, and without waiting for Shen Han to answer, I turned my face away and gave "me" a brain crash through the TV screen.

"Hurry up and get the calf, let that girl fuck me!!"

"Shen Han" on TV suddenly turned her face, and it is no exaggeration to say that her appearance really scared me.

The corners of his mouth were as high as the man's, but there were no eyeballs in his sockets, and it was empty and black, and blood flowed out of his sockets.

She stood up and slowly walked towards the TV screen, quickly putting her face on the TV screen.

Now Shen Han and I are not afraid at all, we just think it's funny and a little disgusting.

"How can it make me so ugly?!" Shen Han slapped the table angrily: "Why are you better looking than me?!" ”

Eldest sister, you ask me, who do I ask?!

Besides, do you need to ask? It's clear that the injustice thinks we're not afraid of this, so we add something bloody and violent to the foundation

I watched Shen Han on TV and swallowed my saliva, remembering that I just said that I was going to perform a ghost relationship, the egg didn't hurt anymore, and I started to cramp directly.

This is really a sin, it's still against oneself, you can't live, why am I so cheap? Isn't this digging a pit for yourself to jump?!!

"Hey, Yuan slut, what did you just say you were going to perform?" Shen Han suddenly asked me.

I sneered and said, "I have intermittent amnesia, what did I just say?" Why can't I remember? ”

"The child has old amnesia, most of them are pretending, just give it a beating." Shen Han sneered.

"I remember!" I hurriedly said, "I said I want to show people and ghosts!" ”

"Then you can get started." Shen Han looked at me playfully.

I turned my head to look at "Shen Han" on the TV, and then at the smiling Shen Han, and immediately became entangled.

The big man spit on a nail, this thing is really hard to push, not to mention that I can also use this to express my heart

Thinking of this, I didn't hesitate any longer, and went directly to the TV with my mouth pouted, and kissed the "Shen Han" on the TV affectionately.

I don't know if my expression is too sarcastic, or if the temper of "Shen Han" on TV is the same as reality.

When she saw me pouting and leaning over, she didn't even think about it, she just stretched out her hand from the TV and threatened to pinch me.

Phantom bodies are phantom bodies after all, if this thing can strangle me, I'll give it the last name!

Seeing this scene, I didn't mean to retreat, but pouted and made a "pop".

In the next second, I was picked up by the real Shen Han.

"Sister, let me down first!! Isn't that a joke!! I hurriedly explained, "The one on TV is a ghost!" Not you!! In reality, give me 10,000 guts, I don't dare to kiss it!! ”

"I didn't say anything, why are you in a hurry?" Shen Han smiled and said, "Isn't this afraid that you will be strangled to death by it?" ”

As soon as the words fell, she gently put me down, and then patted me on the shoulder.

"I'm going to have a broken shoulder, you know," I looked at her with a scared expression.

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a snap, and the TV went out in an instant, and the whole living room fell into darkness without warning.

But can this stop me?

How can I say that I am also the master who loves to watch ghost movies since I was a child, such a simple plot, how could I not guess it?

Less than two seconds after the room went dark, I pulled out the flashlight from my backpack.

That light is so strong, I feel like my dog's eyes are about to be blinded by it.

"Ah Han, don't be afraid, my brother has already prepared here, I"

Shen Han was standing in front of me, her expression was a little strange at this time, and her voice trembled slightly.

"There's a guy behind you"

When I heard this, I immediately frowned, and said in my heart that the grandson is a thief, and he wants to use this kind of rotten plot to scare Lao Tzu?

I didn't think much of it and went straight back.

When I looked closely, there was nothing behind it.

"What about people?" I muttered in confusion and slowly turned my head.

Suddenly, I saw a rotting human face, suspended in the air only ten centimeters away from me, if I got any closer, I could kiss it.

The facial features were complete, the eyeballs were orange-yellow, and a lot of pus was flowing down the corners of the eyes, and the unpleasant fishy smell almost made me vomit.

Without pretending to be forced, I was really scared at the time, I just felt that my heart stopped beating and I broke out in a cold sweat.

"How fucking do you dare to scare me," I scolded, and slammed my fist directly into the man's face.

Sure enough, this was just as I guessed, a trick made up by the Evil Illusion Body.

When I hit someone's face, it felt like I was hitting the air, but the moment my fist passed through the face, I noticed that my fist seemed to be hitting something.

Holy shit, I have a bad feeling, really!

"Why are you hitting me"

As Shen Han's voice sounded, the human face instantly turned into nothingness, as if it had never appeared.

And Shen Han stood behind the man's face, covering his eyes with his hands, glaring at me angrily and angrily, tears were about to flow out.

"Sister, this is a misunderstanding, it's a misunderstanding," I hurriedly explained, "Why are you behind that person's face?!! ”

"How do I know?" Shen Han frowned and said, he didn't mean to lose his temper at me, it seemed that the strategy of changing the topic was successful: "The living room was dark all of a sudden just now, I didn't dare to move, I just waited for you to turn on the light, but you smashed it with a fist."

"Didn't you say I had someone behind me?" I was stunned.

"What's behind it?" Shen Han asked suspiciously, "I didn't say this."

Looking at Shen Han with a puzzled face, I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly, I thought of something.

"Does it hurt?" I asked her.

"It hurts," Shen Han looked at me pitifully.

"Well, it's right to hurt, my brother told you Duan Tianjin Allegro, you listen well." I smiled softly, pulled the evil wood out of my waist, and chanted the incantation very rhythmically: "A thousand evils are frightened, ten thousand evils are transformed, eight desolations and six combinations, the gathering of the five elements, where the spell goes, the gate of the law town, the order of the Taishang, I order me to follow, I am in a hurry to order the ancestor to dare you to fool Lao Tzu?!! ”

With a loud bang, the evil wood in my hand had already slapped on Shen Han's head, and I saw "Shen Han" cover his face and scream, and then turned into a wisp of white smoke and disappeared.

At the same time, the chandelier in the living room suddenly lit up.

"Shen Han was beaten by me, can you still fight back? Are you fooling Lao Tzu? ”

I scolded, glanced left and right, and my face suddenly became ugly.

Why is there no one?!

What about Shen Han?!!