Chapter 81: Zombies?
Li Guoyi saw that Chen Dahai was anxious, so he comforted, "Assistant Chen, don't worry!" It's useless to be anxious. It's not a special case, and your boss won't blame you!"
"You don't know, huh...... It's useless to talk to you! You sit honestly!" Chen Dahai looked sad, turned his face and looked at the driver again and asked, "I said big brother!" How far is it to go! ”
The driver thought for a moment and said, "It is estimated that there will be more than 30 kilometers to go......
After listening to the driver's words, Chen Dahai looked at Li Guoyi again and said, "Boss Li, can I discuss something with you!" ”
"Don't talk about returning the money, so many of us are here! It's God who doesn't take a stand! I can't help it,......" Li Guoyi showed a non-negotiable expression. Just kidding, the money is in Lao Tzu's arms, and if you want to go back, there is no door!
"It's not about money, I want to discuss with you, can you tell your employees to get off the bus, let's walk over!" Chen Dahai cautiously probed.
Li Guoyi almost didn't bare his eyes out, touched Chen Dahai's head with his hand and said, "What are you kidding, such a long way, such a big snow, how can there be so many ingredients, hiking?" It's a shame that you're thinking about it!"
"Oops! Everything is negotiable! Shall we add money, add another 200,000, ah no, add 500,000!" Chen Dahai looked pleading
"Another 500,000! Isn't that one hundred and fifteen "one", "Ben", and "reading" novels YBDU 100,000? Li Guoyi is actually very tempted, but it is useless for him to be tempted, and his own employees must agree! He squeezed his eyes at Chen Dahai, and then glanced behind him with the rest of his eyes.
Chen Dahai suddenly understood, and shouted to the people behind him, "Brothers, help, whoever wants to go, give 50,000 more per person!" He spread his palms as he spoke. When Li Guoyi heard this, he almost fainted, 50,000 per person, and the two cars add up to nearly 20 people, which is close to 1 million! What a lot of work that must be!
As the saying goes, there must be brave men under the heavy reward, and as soon as the words fell, several people stood up and expressed their willingness to run. Just kidding, who can live with money......
But at that moment, suddenly the snow stopped and it began to rain lightly.
The people in the car were all confused by this strange weather, and now it rained and snowed for a while, and now it turned into light rain, and I have never seen such a strange weather change since I was a child.
But Chen Dahai didn't care so much, and continued, "Is there any, 50,000 yuan!" Some of them quickly agreed, there is no such shop in this village!"
But what he didn't expect was that instead of anyone continuing to echo, those who had already stood up and were about to go also sat down. He also thought that everyone still thought that everyone was still too little money, and continued to increase the size, "100,000, 100,000 yuan per person!"
At this time, Wu Weiguo stood up: "I said this Assistant Chen!" We know that you have money, but we are also afraid that you will not be able to spend money if you have money, you see this rain, such a thick snow and light rain, soon, the road will be frozen. When the time comes, not to mention carrying a large number of ingredients to the mountain, it is difficult to move an inch without bearing weight. Besides, it's still on the ring road, the mountain is very windy, and the slope is relatively steep! If you're not careful, you're likely to fall off a cliff. ”
It is no wonder that Chen Dahai is a native of Hong Kong, and it is the first time he has come to the mainland when he is so old. Usually you can only see snow in TVB programs. I didn't expect such a result at all.
After listening to Wu Weiguo's words, he sat on his seat as if he had lost his soul, stupidly in a daze. Just when everyone thought he had given up, he suddenly "poofed", knelt in the gap between the two rows of seats, and kept kowtowing to the people in the car. While knocking and crying hysterically: "I beg you, you can go for a trip, otherwise many people will die, I beg you......"
His move made a carload of people look inexplicable, Feng Xishan hurriedly went over to support this five-foot man who was crying with a handful of snot and tears, and kindly comforted: "Don't be like this!" If you have something to say, let's help you find a way, we don't know anything about you! ”
Chen Dahai wiped the tears on his face indiscriminately, continued to kneel on the ground and said, "There are zombies!" Our boss's father is about to become a corpse! There must be many, many procedures to stop it, and the funeral banquet you have to do is an indispensable process, if you can't do anything, the consequences will be unimaginable! So I beg you, help our boss, whatever you want, we'll give you ......"
When everyone heard this, they laughed out loud, zombies? And a funeral feast can stop the corpse? This isn't a chicken egg buckle rope,!
Feng Xishan couldn't help laughing: "Ah, I said Boss Chen, you have taken great pains to let us continue to go with you, even the zombies have rushed out!" Why don't you say it's the Queen Mother's peach club! Let's go and make a table, and we can go to heaven and be immortals! Ay...... Isn't that the money? If you want to open a little, even if you can't do it, it's not your fault, your boss won't blame you, it's a big deal, the man has gold under his knees, and he worships the heavens and the earth and his parents, except for these three things, don't kneel, it will be looked down upon!"
But Chen Dahai continued to cry unrelentingly, and he didn't mean to stop at all......
Feng Xishan also lost patience and shook his head, ignored him anymore, and returned to his place to read the newspaper.
But Chen Dahai's actions were not the case in Ma Chunyi's opinion. He himself is a Taoist priest, and to talk about atheism is simply nonsense for him.
The reason why he later became a chef was only because he was forced to make a living. Looking at Chen Dahai, who was crying and wiping tears on the ground, Ma Chunyi felt that this did not seem to be fake, and the funeral banquet he said could resolve grievances, which was already the case.
You must know that the original intention of the funeral banquet when doing white things in all dynasties was to eliminate the grievances of the deceased. Buddhism even has such a saying that Xi Hua. To put it bluntly, it is to use a table of sumptuous food to show the prosperity of his family, so that the deceased can go to reincarnation with peace of mind, or to worship the deceased, so that he can leave contentedly after eating. There is a basis for this.
Therefore, in Ma Chunyi's opinion, Chen Dahai's words can be believed at least a little bit. However, if his words are true, this procedure has not been completed, and there should be no corpse transformation! And the corpse can't be a zombie! There are also walking corpses, jumping corpses, real corpses and so on! Why do they have to be zombies?