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But the girl didn't appreciate it at all. Ju Xiaohui just looked at Shangguan's eyes for two seconds, and then said, "Come on, your eyes are already ** person, you are a good person to me." You will do whatever I want, stop talking nonsense, let's go. ”

She just picked up Shangguan's luggage directly, pushed the two suitcases and walked forward.

Shangguan stuck out his tongue and said, "Damn, is it just seen through?" It's really shameless. ”

After the two took a plane for more than ten hours to the United States, they first lived in the Chinese area for a few days to get used to the jet lag, and then they started to do the right thing.

Uncle Zhu's company is in the world's top IT company, the well-known Microsoft company...... next to it. When Shangguan and Ju Xiaohui walked through the grand courtyard and came to the door of a small floor that had disappeared, he stuck out his tongue. Ju Xiaohui said: "This is it." ”

Because it was winter, it was still quite cold here, and Shangguan and Ju Xiaohui both wore thick coats. The movement of the two was a little inconvenient, but the two of them still rang the doorbell very resolutely and quickly.

A blond-haired man opened the door, and before Shangguan could tell who he was looking for, the man enthusiastically hugged him. "Oh, Bit, I haven't seen you in a long time."

This man hugged Shangguan's strength and way, and made Shangguan think that he really knew the other party. Besides, isn't this bit a European and American surname, a black-haired and yellow-skinned person, no matter how much you recognize it, you won't be so wrong by the other party.

Shangguan just wanted to tell something, but the other party grabbed his right hand tightly, pulled it into the room, and said, "Come in, Bit, we haven't drunk vodka together for a long time, let's not get drunk today." ”

With a curious thought, Shangguan looked at Ju Xiaohui. The girl didn't care at all, she just smiled and shrugged her shoulders and said, "We don't get drunk, Peter." ”

As if to ridicule the boy's embarrassment, she deliberately added an accent to the word "Peter".

Shangguan played the role of this Peter so inexplicably, and was pulled in by the tall man, and the three of them sat down in front of a large sofa in the hall, and the tall man enthusiastically made tea.

Judging from the point of making tea, this man should be an Asian, otherwise, he would not drink such an oriental thing.

However, when he saw the yellow hair on the other party's head again, he was suddenly stunned again.

"What a strange man." Shangguan thought so. He blinked, but said nothing.

"Xiao Zhu went out to buy groceries, so I'm the only one left here now." The blonde man took a sip of tea and said, "Although I know that it's a bit inappropriate to drink tea without breakfast, I still like the feeling of drinking tea on an empty stomach." On the big weekend, there was nothing to do, so I drank my favorite drink with no desire. Hahaha," he smiled exaggeratedly, "it's one of life's great pleasures." He said.

To be honest, Shangguan looked at a man who looked extremely similar and spoke such Chinese-style words, and he was really a little unaccustomed to it.

Maybe every man is not too suitable for social movements, just when Shangguan opened his mouth a few times, but there was not much topic, the doorbell outside the door rang, and a woman in extremely red clothes walked in, as soon as the woman saw the blonde man, she shouted: "Really, Xiao Zhu, what are you doing!" ”

She snatched the teacup from the man's hand and said, "How many times have I told you that you can't drink tea on an empty stomach, do you just take my words as wind in your ears?" ”

Shangguan was stunned at this time. Who is "Xiao Zhu"? Two men and women like lovers, they all call each other "Xiao Zhu", is it possible that this Xiao Zhu is a homonym for a nickname similar to a little pig.

Shangguan had a bitter face and glanced at Ju Xiaohui. The girl also shrugged her shoulders, but her eyes were fixed on the Thai drama on the wall, looking "overwhelmed", as if to say: "You ask me what I do, how can I know." ”

Thai dramas on TV tell extremely strange dialogues, but they play extremely romantic plots.

The male protagonist offered nine hundred and ninety-nine roses to the heroine, and then knelt down on one knee to confess to the girl, although the girl was still angry, although she was still at a loss for shame, but what about it...... But it was obvious that she was actually very happy in her heart now.

"Cut, girls are really duplicitous guys." Shangguan read a sentence disdainfully, and said: "If God changes the girls to be more honest, then the men in the world will definitely be able to save a lot of effort, and they will definitely be able to create more and more wealth by using this time." ”

These sour words immediately resonated with the blonde boy, and the same words also angered the female Xiaozhu who entered the house later.

The woman pulled at the boy's head at once, and then shouted, "What do you say, if there are no women, where do you come from?" Aren't your mothers all women, and dare to look down on women! ”

Under her tug, Shangguan's mouth suddenly widened.

Oh, my God! The man's entire hair was ripped off! Even the scalp, all the hair is pulled off!

The woman was like a demon who lifted off her man's scalp in one fell swoop.

It's disgusting, it's horrible.

Shangguan stood up in surprise, then took two steps back, but collapsed on the leather sofa. When he fell, a girl pulled him, but she couldn't catch him to stop the downward trend, and in the end, the girl also fell on top of him.

Shangguan felt a soft lump in his chest, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw himself falling on the sofa, and Ju Xiaohui fell very gently into his arms.

"Ahh I'm sorry, I'm sorry! He realized his mistake and quickly pushed the girl up. Shangguan's face turned red, and he looked embarrassed.

Different from the shyness of the boys, Ju Xiaohui seemed to be very generous and indifferent, and said: "You see the ban, is it just a wig?" ”

When Shangguan heard this, he fled again. Sure enough, I saw that the beautiful woman surnamed Zhu was holding an extremely realistic wig in her hand, but the scalp of the male Xiaozhu was as bright as that. If you look closely, you can see the small thick and short black spots that have just grown on the scalp, and those black spots are the boy's newly grown hair.

"Hahaha, I just like to pretend to be a foreigner the most." The male Xiaozhu patted his ** and said like this.

But Shangguan didn't quite understand what was so funny about such a sentence.

I saw that the female Xiaozhu sat on the side like this, and then, she stopped talking.

The male Xiaozhu said: "That's the case, if you want to come to me, then I am Uncle Zhu himself in your mouth." ”

Shangguan had briefly contacted the webmaster on the website before he came, and Shangguan called him Uncle Zhu before, but now he didn't expect to see the real person, but he found that the other party was so ...... Young too.

It's a bit of a stunner.

Uncle Zhu continued the topic and said, "That's the case, you asked me about your father before, but in fact, he is like this. ”

Shangguan didn't understand why the other party insisted on mistaking himself for Peter just now, but now when he saw that the other party changed the topic and talked about the things he was most concerned about, he forgot about it all of a sudden and didn't pursue anything more.

He just listened quietly.

"As you know, I used to study at Central South University when I was in college, and I met my wife when I was an undergraduate, and then I fell in love with her at that time. In the four years of college, we have experienced three wonderful years, and now I still feel sweet and wonderful when I think about it......"

Listening to the bunch of nonsense said by the other party, Shangguan consciously coughed a few times. He wanted to interrupt the other party in such a way, and of course, he succeeded.

Uncle Zhu seemed to realize his faux pas, his face turned slightly red, and then said, "Then, we came to the United States." It is because of this that I have formed an excellent friendship with your father. ”

"Huh?" Shangguan obviously didn't understand the process explained to the other party.

Uncle Zhu smiled, so he explained: "At that time, your father and I were good friends, and we often teased each other and made the most ** jokes with each other, so after graduation, the two still maintained a very friendly contact. The last time you saw the message, your father is coming to me again for a 'duel', hahahahaha," he said, "The 'duel' in our mouth is actually a fight between boys, and every six months or a year, he will come to me for a duel in mecha technology, so as to count each other down, and take this as one of his greatest pleasures in life." ”

When Uncle Zhu smiled, his hands were crossed on his waist and his neck was tilted back, looking like a cartoon character.

Shangguan looked at the other party's expression seriously, sighed slightly, and said, "So, is there no news of a father?" ”

"That's right, it's a pity. It was your father who won, but I don't really know where he went. Uncle Zhu was originally drinking tea, but now he spit out the tea leaves, looked sad, and said: "Alas, if I also knew that he was going to run away, then I would keep him no matter what." ”

He spoke so sincerely, so affectionately, as if there was no doubt about it.

Of course, Shangguan didn't doubt him, he just said: "Well, I'm really sorry to disturb you." Let's go first. ”

Uncle Zhu regrettably said this, but he did not keep Shangguan, but just sent the guests very politely.

Then, he watched Shangguan come out of the garden.

When the boy's back disappeared at the end of the garden, the polite smile on his face immediately deepened. He took a deep breath, and then the expression on his face changed like a clown.

It's a look with a little anger and a little bit of distortion of the human name, and whoever sees it will be scared.

But the female Xiaozhu, who had been sitting on the sofa just now and didn't speak, stood up at this time, walked over and touched Uncle Zhu's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Alas, the man in our family is so angry because of this kind of thing." Looking at you in this state, it really makes me feel very famous. ”

Yes, dear reader, you read that right, she said "surname zhi", not interest.

Her hand was on the man's back**, then to **, and then to a more critical position.

But Uncle Zhu didn't enjoy this kind of ** at all, he just muttered: "You'd better be good to me, I'm not in the mood to think about this kind of thing now." ”

His tone now was the same as if he had just changed to a different person. His face froze like ice, as if he had been given a little more pressure and the whole thing would shatter.

He took a deep breath, then slowly exhaled again.

However, the female Xiaozhu's hand had no intention of stopping at all. It seems to be getting an inch.

"You'd better stop for me," Uncle Zhu said with a wry smile on his face, "If not...... If not...... If...... Otherwise...... words......"

He muttered to himself like a repeater, and then, suddenly, his hand reached inside the girl's blouse, clutching hard at the two protrusions.

His voice was hoarse and dry, and he said, "If not, I won't let you go." ”

His hands are still very strong, but at the moment they have become a kind of **ordinary**.

The female Xiaozhu bit her lower lip lightly, and with a slight force, blood came out of her teeth. She smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, me...... But I like a violent and savage woman like you the most. ”

When she said such a sentence, her tone was extremely **, and her tone was extremely **.

She just smiled and stood in front of Uncle Zhu, as if to say, "Come on, come on me, I won't dare to block you." ”

Hahaha, just kidding. Of course Uncle Zhu dared.

He threw the female Xiaozhu onto the sofa. Although the female Xiaozhu is over thirty years old, her figure is still very good, although it is more ** than young girls, but it actually has its own unique taste.

Maybe some men will especially prefer this one.

Outside the window, it seemed that at some point, there was already a dark shadow standing in the shadow of the floor-to-ceiling window. He just watched the scene in silence, and he stood there silently the whole time.

He didn't say anything.

And indoors, Uncle Zhu has already pressed on the female Xiaozhu's body, he has already ripped off the female Xiaozhu's shirt at once, and then is ready to carry out the most primitive and happiest thing of human beings.

Although Uncle Zhu's expression is very hideous, and the female Xiaozhu's expression is quite painful, in fact, in their hearts, what rises spontaneously is also a feeling called "happiness".

Just when this Spring Palace drama developed to the most important part, in the corner of the outdoor floor-to-ceiling window, a series of applause rang out in due course.

There was even a man's voice that said, "Good, good, good." ”

After shouting three times in a row, the man said, "I'm just sorry." I'd love to see it any longer, but maybe I'll have to pause the conversation between the two sides. ”

He obviously interrupted the other party's ** good deeds, but what he said was taken for granted. I have to say that this young man outside the door really has a little bit of his master's ruffian style.

Uncle Zhu jumped up from the sofa bed all of a sudden, he was like a male dog that had been interrupted, with a kind of anger in his eyes, and said: "Shangguan Yi, you kid, I won't let you go!" ”

In a word, the whole person held his right hand, put on a white armor and walked in the direction where Shangguan was.

The boy who came out again in the corner was really Shangguan Yi. It seems that Uncle Zhu's skill to identify according to his voice is really good, he smiled faintly and said, "Today, is your death!" ”

However, as soon as this white armor was about to reach Shangguan's body, Shangguan instantly sat down in the ghost soul.

A large cloud of blue mist rose around his body, and then the ghost soul was like a god of war who came out of this fog, stretched out his holy right hand, and knocked Uncle Zhu in armor away with one palm.

Bang! Uncle Zhu hit a wall with his armor, and then fell down heavily.

"Damn." He shouted like this, "I only use armor, and you use mecha for me, it's really unfair!" ”

He is obviously such an unfair, and now he has to worry about this with the other party.

I have to say that people are sometimes really tolerant of themselves, but they are really harsh enough with others.

Uncle Zhu, who rose from the ground again, did not rush to Shangguan again at this time, but rushed out in the other direction of the floor-to-ceiling window, and then broke through the glass and soared into the air, and then, he took off his armor in mid-air and summoned a black body of his own. This is a model called "Handsome Black Dragon", although the name is a little old-fashioned, but the surname can not be ambiguous at all.

This mech has reached the level of a first-class battle mech, and in terms of mech ability, it should only be one level below the ghost soul.

If the bodies of the two sides are only one level apart, then according to the normal situation, the winner should be divided between 30 and 50 moves.

However, when Uncle Zhu put on the "Handsome Black Dragon" and landed very well, the first thing he did was not to fight desperately with the other party. Instead, he controlled the head of the body, shook it from side to side a few times, and muttered:

"I'm down! Where's that stinky boy! ”

I saw that the surroundings of the black body were empty, except for the air......

There was nothing! (To be continued.) )