Text Chapter 109, Meeting Ceremony
Feng Lin looked at Lin Xiushen with a roll of his eyes, and scolded, "It must be this dead fat man who made my rumors again, I'm a righteous gentleman! How can I like this kind of thing?"
After a pause, Feng Lin said in a low voice, "Since it is your intention, I have to reluctantly accept it, I definitely don't want to see any 'beauties' here!"
The three of them looked at each other, laughed weirdly, nodded, and replied, "Understood, understood... It's shameless enough, but we like it. ”
The eldest nodded at the second child, and then Zhou Qijia smiled, also took out a booklet from his arms, and said with a smile, "I also have a gift here for the fourth child." ”
Fenglin turned out to be in the booklet, only to see two big characters on the booklet - Wubang, open the first page, and see that there were also sixteen words written on it: "The sun and moon on the head, the feet on a thousand peaks, the vast ups and downs, I don't move." ”
Feng Lin wondered, "What is this?"
The second child smiled and said, "This is the list of strong people in the Reiki Academy, also known as the martial arts list, and the strong people on the list are all ruthless characters, if you want to rise in the academy, you must defeat these strong people." ”
Feng Lin nodded and put away the "Martial List".
The boss smiled, took out a small pill bottle from his arms, and said softly, "This is a great tonic pill, after eating it, I guarantee that you will break through to the middle stage of the fifth-order tiger within half a year." ”
Feng Lin was very interested when he heard it, what pill can have such an effect, Feng Lin himself is a pharmacist, and he is very familiar with refining medicine, and he used elixir to configure medicinal baths before, which not only built a better foundation for Feng Lin, but also greatly accelerated Feng Lin's cultivation speed. Now that I heard that there was an elixir that could speed up a cultivator's cultivation, I was naturally very interested.
Taking the pill, Feng Lin put it in front of his nose and smelled it, a strong medicinal fragrance entered his nose, Feng Lin smiled knowingly, and asked, "Does this medicine have an effect?"
When the boss heard this, he said bitterly, "Is it effective? This is what I bought from a guy in the Medicine Refining Hall for fifty red gold coins, and he refined the medicine for a month to refine such a one, do you say it has any effect?" ”
Feng Lin was startled and hurriedly asked, "Fifty red gold coins, that's equivalent to fifty thousand ink gold coins! ”
When the boss heard this, he rolled his eyes at Fenglin, and said angrily, "I have money? That's my savings for a year! I bought the 50 red gold coins that I had exchanged for after three months of hunting beasts in the dragon enclosure, and before I could cover the heat, I heard that the master had recruited a new disciple, so I bought this elixir as a gift!"
After listening to Chen Jingkou, Feng Lin nodded and continued to ask, "Is this pill easy to sell?"
"What, sell?" the boss looked at Feng Lin like a fool, "This kind of pill is priceless, and it is very difficult for a doctor with good medical skills to refine this pill, and it is difficult to refine one, and he uses it himself, who will take it out and sell it?" Let me tell you, if I hadn't begged that guy several times, he wouldn't have been willing to sell me this pill. ”
After listening to this, Fenglin fell into deep thought, and couldn't help but think about it, and he forgot for a while. The head kept nodding, the corners of the mouth smiled up, and the heart blossomed.
Half a sound later, Fenglin was still like this.
The boss waved his hand in front of Feng Lin's eyes, Feng Lin didn't react, and the boss shouted, "It's over, the fourth is stupid." The devil was stunned. ”
Suddenly, Fenglin began to laugh again, dancing in the room, ecstatic.
The three of them were stunned, and the second child went up and grabbed Fenglin's buttocks, but Fenglin still didn't respond, smirking vigorously, and he couldn't tell how happy he was.
The boss's frightened face turned white, and he shouted, "The fourth brother shouldn't be evil, right? I heard that the evil is black dog blood, and peach wood and feces can help people summon spirits." ”
"We don't have a black dog here, the second one, you go and prepare the feces, I'll go find the peach wood, and the third one, you watch the fourth. With that, the two of them sprang out the door.
After a while, the second child picked out a bucket of dung from the thatched house, and the eldest also cut a peachwood sword. Feng Lin was still giggling, Lin Xiu stepped forward and hugged Feng Lin from behind, and the boss peach wood sword slapped continuously on Feng Lin's chest.
The boss frowned and said, "The fourth is a bit deep in the evil, and the peach wood sword has no effect." The dick is ready to splash manure. Splash it on your head!"
"Slowly, slowly... , Second brother, you can be on time, don't splash me!" Lin Xiushen hurriedly said.
"Don't worry, I can still get off the beaten track at such a close distance? A bucket of manure from Zhou Qi's family was thrown directly at Fenglin, and Lin Xiushen hurriedly stepped back.
Smelling the stench, Feng Lin came back to his senses and saw that a bucket of feces was about to be splashed, his figure flashed rapidly, and the five elements of the lost steps were carried under his feet, and a teleportation flashed over.
A bucket of feces was splashed directly at Lin Xiushen's head, Lin Xiushen couldn't dodge it, and shouted, "Mom!"
A bucket of manure was poured down, and the four of them were completely dumbfounded. Lin Xiushen scolded, "Holy damn, it's really unlucky, Zhou Qi's family, you promise not to splash me? Damn, it's so bad luck to carry it home!"
Zhou Qijia hurriedly stepped forward to check, poked the probe, and a pungent smell came, and Zhou Qijia retreated again.
Feng Lin wondered, "Why are you throwing feces on me?"
Chen Jing breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Fourth, you finally woke up, just now you were smirking there, we all thought you were evil." It's fine if you're okay. Chen Jingkou looked at Lin Xiu and asked, "Second, how is the third?"
Zhou Qi's family said hesitantly, "Should... By the way, fourth, what happened to you? We're all worried about you. ”
"It's okay, I just think we're going to send it!"
"Who sent it?" Lin Xiushen stood up abruptly and asked hurriedly.
The stench filled the room, and the three of them immediately covered their mouths and noses and rushed out of the house. Lin Xiushen followed out of the house, chased after Fenglin, and asked, "Fourth, did you send it?" Senior brother, I also want to get a little light." ”
Feng Lin shouted, "Don't come here, didn't you say you don't come over, why are you only chasing me alone?......?"
Fenglin was chased by Lin Xiushen to the lake, Lin Xiushen continued to step forward and asked, "Fourth, how did you send it? Tell Senior Brother!"
Feng Lin dodged and pushed Lin Xiu into the lake with one foot, the eldest and second rushed over, took a sip of relief on the lakeside, and said with a smile, "Third child, you wash it and come up again! What do you mean by that, fourth?
Feng Lin shook the medicine bottle in his hand and said with a smile, "This elixir is called the Spiritual Pill, and it is not as magical as the boss said, but it can help develop people's potential to a certain extent, like this elixir, as long as the medicinal materials are enough, I can refine several pills a day." Even if it's a pill with a greater effect than this, I can also refine some, do you think we're going to make it?"
"Really, Fourth Brother, do you really know how to refine pills?" Lin Xiushen just swam to the shore and hurriedly asked.
As soon as Lin Xiushen appeared, the stench immediately came, and the second child scolded angrily, "You dead fat man, you can't wash it off if you stink so much before you come up." "It was another kick when he went up, and he kicked Lin Xiu into it again.
Lin Xiushen scolded, "Zhou Qijia, you... I'm not done with you, you bastard......"
The three of them laughed and walked towards the thatched house, along the way Chen Jingkou trumpeted his way of sales, the three of them decided to open a medical hall in the college, Fenglin was in charge, Jingkou, Qijia, and Xiushen were responsible for selling pills, the three of them talked and laughed, and went back to the thatched house, because the thatched hut just now was stinking, the three of them changed a room and talked about the sales of the pill in depth.
Lin Xiu washed in the lake for half an hour, and after all the smell on his body dissipated, he went back to the house, changed into clean clothes, and found the three of them angrily, just about to get angry.
Zhou Qijia opened his mouth and said, "Today I have a treat, first, to catch the wind for the fourth brother, and second, to celebrate and celebrate our road to fortune! ”
Lin Xiushen immediately turned his anger into joy, "Okay, good." I haven't been there since I came back from Mocheng? I don't know how my Luan Feng'er is? Hehe, let's go, what are you rubbing? I'm hungry!"