"Isn't that what I do - my job is to translate, foreigners don't work overtime, what work do I do?"

"But those foreigners are looking for you, and they came to me, saying that they were bored on the weekend and wanted you to hang out with them—aren't you playing now? I asked your mother, and your mother said that you went on foot with the physical education teacher, and it was okay to tell me your hiking location, and I would send a car to send the foreigner over......"

"You give them the phone, and I'll tell them - this is my rest time, they can do whatever they like, uncle, I won't serve!"

"Don't ...... Well, I'll arrange an event for them additionally. Okay, in the future, their weekends will be handed over to you, and you can't run away by yourself. Also, I said, can you change your habit of not carrying a phone? I'm really anxious, I can't find you, I hate it! ”

"But didn't you find it? Okay, I'll hang up if there's nothing else, the old user's phone is not good, and the phone bill is very expensive. ”

"Don't hang on - there's another thing, it's strange, I received a package from you this morning, and it was actually from you? Is it possible? It's a package sent from Thailand, inside is a portable ice box like a car refrigerator, a plastic shell, there is a password on the lock, I don't know what is inside, and there is no sound when I shake it......"

"What ...... are you shaking", Wang Cheng hurriedly whispered: "I know what's inside, the chilled Thai elephant meat, I ordered it before I returned to China, you quickly signed for it, bring it to my house tonight, there is a delicious ......"

This thing was sent by "Wang Cheng".

This is actually a personal disguise technique of Wang Cheng.

Aishun hand in hand, love to calculate, and where to go to buy some local tourist souvenirs, almost the "left hand" personal mark, inside and outside the company know the "left hand" people, basically know the "left hand" this personal surname. Now there is a person with Wang Cheng's mobile phone, wandering around the world from time to time, he obviously loves to calculate, wherever he goes, he likes to buy some tourist souvenirs and send them back to China, so that friends can sign for them, just like his habits in the past.

And at this time, if someone finds Wang Cheng in China at the same time, although Wang Cheng in China tries his best to show his calculating surname, he always can't hold back his generosity, give others a little gift, and tease the little girl's heart - anyone who compares Wang Cheng at home and abroad will not think that this domestic one is genuine at first glance!

And as long as there is a comparison, this is enough, because the "Wang Cheng" wandering abroad is an early warning device, as long as someone touches it, even if the comparison with the country has not yet begun, Wang Chengcheng will receive an alarm, and immediately come forward to arrange his own footprints...... Hanging up the phone, Mei Wan'er, who heard the whole conversation clearly, asked curiously: "Elephant meat, is it delicious?" ”

Wang Cheng smiled and handed the phone to Zhang Ping, and replied to Mei Wan'er: "It's a strange picture, but it's actually nothing special - you can come tonight and try it together." ”

This is not a supplication, but a command. Mei Wan'er subconsciously replied: "Oh, I can't stand it if I drink so much more." ”

This answer is actually equivalent to agreeing to Wang Cheng, Wang Cheng suddenly had a mischievous heart attack, he sent the phone to Zhang Ping but did not let go, his fingers were slightly forced, hooked Zhang Ping to his side, leaned into the other party's ear and whispered: "My friend sent me some elephant meat, do you want to eat it, come together tonight?" ”

Zhang Ping was a little hesitant: "Go to your house?" ”

"Go to my new house, there is no one to disturb there, there are a lot of rooms, you can lie down directly if you are drunk - Xiaomei will go too!"

At this time, Zhang Ping turned her back to her boyfriend, Wang Cheng faced the latter, looking at Tan Zhen Tieqing's face, Wang Cheng showed a sincere smile, nodded slightly at the other party to say hello, and then patted Zhang Ping's shoulder affectionately, and easily opened Zhang Ping.

Zhang Ping felt that the other party's palm fell, there was a feeling of numbness, her heart suddenly beat violently, and the palm unconsciously became damp, and when she returned to her seat, Tan Zhen found that although her girlfriend was trying her best to hide it, her eyes were watery and her whole body was trembling faintly...... He suddenly felt a burst of darkness in front of him.

At this time, Ning Xin'er had already exchanged places with an old man in Wang Cheng's back seat, she stretched out her hand to pat Wang Cheng, like a magpie chirping: "Look at it quickly-this car sticker is interesting, I have to write it down." ”

In front of the red light, at the intersection, and the tourist bus parked side by side with a brand-new Dongfeng Citroen, Citroen body is short, condescending on the bus, you can see a sentence posted on the back window: "Your safety you pay attention, I am in charge of my territory." ”

Ning Xin'er's way of accosting is very special, and Wang Cheng wants to write it down.

"Alas...... Wang Cheng, right? Have you ever seen a car sticker abroad? ”

Wang Cheng smiled, knowing that the other party had nothing to say, he also had to follow the other party's words: "If you want foreigners to hear this sentence, you will feel really arrogant - sister paper, car culture was invented by foreigners first, okay?" ”

"What are the interesting car stickers abroad, tell me?"

Wang Cheng looked at Mei Wan'er, and when he saw that the latter also showed a listening posture, he half-twisted his body and replied: "Foreigners call this a body slogan, or a bumper slogan." They prohibit the window from sticking anything, so you can only stick it to the body or bumper. Oh, the strange thing is that among foreigners, women like to post this kind of slogan, and men rarely confide in strangers.

For example, I once saw a woman with a plaster on the back of the car that said, "This princess has enough experience and dignity, ask for frogs", how about it, interesting, right? ”

"Let's talk about it again", Ning Xin'er turned around and looked out the car window: "The road is still long, what else?" ”

"It's a lot, and some of the words are funny, like: 'Don't treat me any different from the Queen'...... I love to see the slogan 'Bad things happen to good people, I'm one of them', you know what that means? What I'm saying is: car accidents are bad things that are hard for anyone to control, including me as a good person, so stay away from me.

And the threatening words: 'Of course, I'm not a bystander...... I knew what to do the first time. The meaning of this sticker is: I'm a car accident veteran, I'm not a bystander in every car accident, and I'm very skilled in the post-accident claims process, so stay away from me.

Similar warning stickers are: 'I'm out of estrogen – but I have a gun', 'Mood swings in the next moment: 6-minute countdown', 'Warning: I've got a big temper and I know how to vent it', 'Depression is about to explode and no one can stop it'...... There are also ridiculous requests for attention and hookups, such as 'so many men, but very few can afford me', 'coffee, chocolate, male surnames, some things are always the better', 'ignore me, you won't win', 'I have asked you once in my life, have you waved your hand to me once in my life', 'I won't miss you, if you continue to follow' - oh, this sentence is actually a warning, telling: if you follow again, I will bump. ”

"I've asked you for directions once in my life, have you waved to me once in your life?" Ning Xin'er chewed on this sentence: "This is good, I like this sentence." ”

Mei Waner also praised in a soft voice: "Yes, this sentence is quite poetic." ”

"I'm going to write it down", Ning Xin'er looked around for a pen: "Do you have a pen?" Give a pen...... Oh no, write it down on my phone, turn around and stick it to my car. ”

After saying so much, this sentence is the purpose - Ning Xin'er told Wang Cheng: I have a car, and my income is okay.

Sure enough, in the next sentence, Ning Xin'er asked directly: "What is posted on your car?" Interesting? Tell me? ”

Some people are naturally good at talking to people and don't need training.

"Ha, my car was borrowed from a friend, and besides, I can't think of the meaning of the slogan on the car, I want to attract attention? Or show off your literary youth...... Haha, I like to be stuffy and don't like to be public" - I don't want to attract attention and I'm afraid I can't do it, how can I have the heart to be cool in the car?

Wang Cheng knew that Ning Xin'er would naturally ask this question - the essence of this question is: What is your income? Do you have your own car? What brand of car is yours? Do you have a house? How big is the house...... Ning Xin'er asked very skillfully, and it was a model when written in textbooks. This is a woman who is naturally good at communicating with strangers – the kind of woman who is known as the saying goes. The difference between her and Wang Cheng is that Wang Cheng's skills come from acquired training, while her skills are self-taught in this crawling society; Wang Cheng learns these techniques to make people accept herself quickly, and she wants to sell herself quickly.

Wang Cheng knows how life tempers Ning Xin'er like this, [***] Silk's life is like this, socializing is a luxury for [***] Silk, they have to spend precious money, and squeeze out a lot of time, so they are always impatient, always in a hurry, and don't want to waste their money and time in vain, so they are always so direct!

It turns out that life can be so disgusting.

But this kind of life, Wang Cheng used to be so familiar and so kind - when he was also one of them, it was difficult to avoid.

Compared with this eagerness, she is always leisurely - oh, that is, Mei Wan'er, who is always confused and staring, is very casual, she doesn't even have the jealousy that Zhang Ping shows, but joins in the conversation with great interest...... Oh, she's the legendary master of crooked buildings.

"Yes, yes, when you are lonely, you can read a book, listen to music, or chat with people in the group on the Internet. I think it's ...... to put a slogan on my car" Mei Waner smiled and said softly: "Ah, I can understand their psychology, but let me do it myself, I think it's stupid......"

Wang Cheng quickly stuffed Mei Waner with a piece of Godiva chocolate: "You didn't eat this morning, did you?" This is what I have for you, eat it! ”

Ning Xin'er always wanted to ignore Mei Wan'er, but at this time she had to be sincerely jealous, and she blurted out: "You really take good care of your girlfriend...... You just introduced your surname Mei, right? Is this a screen name or a real name? ”

Mei Wan'er's eyes widened in confusion and asked, "I have six or seven screen names, what kind of network do you usually go on?" Oh, I just said my real name. ”

Ning Xin'er immediately picked up the words: "When I look at you, I feel full of bookish breath - what kind of business do you do?" ”

(To be continued)