One hundred and thirty painful and happy
The arrival of Xue'er and their sisters completely exposed my identity, and I wanted to go back and accept the criticism well, but the five girls didn't seem to have this intention.
"Bastard? The title of husband is very distinctive, who is it talking about? The baby asked mischievously, this naughty ghost, knowing that I was still sloppy.
…… Dizzy, why didn't you hear anything else, why did you hear this one that shouldn't be heard! "Baby, no one here is called a gangster, you must have heard it wrong!" I resolutely rejected the title, and it would be okay to continue to flood like this.
Lotus looks like she still wants to say something, but fortunately, she was stopped by the thief who stole her heart, it's interesting enough, please rub it back! "You're really a soul eater?" Lotus circled around me a few times, then asked, her face skeptical as if I was supposed to be a thug.
"I said I was a soul eater, but you don't believe it, isn't it that different?"
"I don't look like you, you're not handsome, you're not cool, you don't seem to be very powerful, this is completely different from the legendary Soul Eater!"
Sweat......
"And what about the real Soul Eater?"
“…… In fact, I've heard people say that the soul eater is a demon king who kills countless people, and at the same time there is a pervert who specializes in collecting beautiful women, a monster that can kill tens of thousands of people, how can there be a three or four meters high, half a ton of weight, the huge mace in his hand, a piece of clothing made of animal skin around his body, of course, the two horns on the head are essential, if it really doesn't work, one can also be. The muscles in the body should be able to jump and have a sound! ”
Dizzy, it's good that it's not as handsome and cool as she says, God forbid! "Lotus, you can't look at people on the outside, Brother Soul Eater is the inner beauty!" Xiaoshan outside the mountain said something to stop Lotus from continuing, now he is not talking about people, and he will probably go to the alien planet in a while
But don't you implement all of the above when you say that?
When Xue'er and the others heard the music, they smiled and said,
"This little sister, he is so useless, what do you think of us poor women who have been captured by him!"
"Ah, you, all five of you are his wives???" The lotus looks like the end of the world is crumbling.
Absolute turmoil, isn't this a wedge between our husband and wife.
After Lotus finished speaking, she looked at the six of us from top to bottom, and suddenly came a sentence that made me stand up the most.
"You guys are so compatible, a perfect combination, the ancients don't deceive me!"
But the next sentence immediately sent me to hell again,
"No wonder people often say that flowers are always stuck in cow dung!"
Haha~, Xue'er and they leaned back and forth when they laughed, I don't know whether to be angry or not, anyway, I have nothing to say now.
"Oh, Sister Lotus, it seems that you have a good set of identifying men, and you won't be deceived by this big villain if you introduce some experience to us earlier!" Fei Yunjiao said with a smile, of course giving me a look of disgust and joy.
"That's it, look at my eyesight!" said that she pulled the heart-stealing thief out, and then started her "husband theory", judging the heart-stealing thief. You can imagine how miserable the thief is, with such a wife, the rest of her life can be regarded as an explanation!
I, the hill outside the mountain, the fairy in the wine immediately flashed far away, so as not to be affected.
I happened to see Dafa Cai "working" on the side, which is indeed very organized and disciplined, and the most important thing is to know what to do when and where to do it.
From silently helping me make room for myself at the beginning, without revealing my identity, to now organizing people to maintain order here, he is indeed a talent.
…… There are too many people looking at beautiful women.
"Brother Soul Eater, it's so bitter for you to hide from us!" The small mountains outside the mountain are bitter, no wonder they can be so rich, no wonder there are fairy-like beauties to send each other, no wonder there are so many people coming out, this soul devouring is the soul devouring of everything right.
"Hehe, don't blame me, two brothers, you don't know, if you don't disguise it, it's troublesome everywhere you go, I don't want to affect our friendship because of the identity of the demon king."
"Understood, celebrity troubles!" The wine fairy sighed with emotion.
"I said, when I was leveling up just now, I found that I had lost a lot of experience, and it turned out that I was divided by you, which is not good, a treat at night!"
"No problem, definitely!"
…… We are talking about the joy here, after a while, the thief who has lost his use value has also been kicked out, and Lotus is talking about his way of being a man, but Xue'er is useless in how they learn, it's not that material, and besides, I'm not a thief, a few tricks to disperse, they have to obey......
The thief of the heart seems to have been fished out of the water,...... Forget that we're in the sea now, looking lethargic.
"Stealing your heart, what's wrong, you don't have to be excited to see so many admired beauties at once, look at you, like a chicken in the soup!"
"Little thief, I see that you are usually very powerful, why do you lose any temper when you meet the lotus!"
"Hey, don't mention it, I don't know which tendon is wrong, I fell in love with her, and I couldn't get off the thief ship at this step of the field. Ah, Soul Eater Boss, you are my idol, pass on a few tricks to the younger brother, I don't ask for any three wives and four concubines, as long as I get rid of this wife's strict problem, I will thank God! ”
"Don't say it's you, don't say it's you, your family is simply a genius, and when I met your family, he was also a dumb person who ate coptis, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering!" I can't afford to mess with this lotus, if she knows that I instigated her husband to ask for flowers and willows, I will have to confess for the rest of my life.
"Then won't I confess for the rest of my life?"
The thief looked at us pitifully, and the three of us looked at each other and nodded, and said in unison:
"You guessed it!"
Plop~"Hey, Brother Xiaoshan, stealing your heart is so miserable now, you also have to bear some responsibility!" ”
The wine fairy began to look for the ultimate cause.
"No, what's my business, everything is Lotus' fault!"
"She's your sister, she's grown up to be like this, you have an unshirkable responsibility, right?"
"Yes!"
"No, you don't know, although I am two years older than Lotus, she has bullied me since I was a child, let alone teach her, if she doesn't come to teach me one day, I wonder if God is at work!"
Remembering the tragic world of his childhood, the hill outside the mountain shed "sad" tears.
Sweat...... It's such a, it turns out that it's been like this since childhood.
Xiaoshan outside the mountain secretly said in his heart, stealing my brother, don't blame my brother for being ruthless, only by marrying her out, can I have freedom and my own youth, you can sacrifice it for me, an old virgin.
"By the way, Xiaoshan, where's your girlfriend?" I asked curiously.
brushed, the face of the hill outside the mountain turned half white and half black, and after a while, he sighed,
"Hey, it's hard to put into words!"
"Is it ......?"
"You guessed it, you don't know that every time I take a girl home, I'm basically scared away by her, and I'm still just messing around, but"
Speaking of this, the color suddenly changed for the better again, and patted the shoulder of the thief who stole the heart and said affectionately,
"Brother, you are really my lucky star, I didn't expect that my sister would still have someone to want, no, no, crow's mouth, it should be your blessing that you can marry a smart sister like me!"
Sweating ......
The seven women over there had finished talking and walked towards us.
"Husband, Sister Lotus and Sister Hometown have given us a way to deal with you, you have to listen to us in the future!" Baby said happily.
I don't know what she's thinking, and I'm threatening to accompany her to go shopping.
"My husband will be obedient in the future." Cher whispered in my ear,
Feiyun is still a little shy, after all, we have only determined the relationship, and Xiangzi has always not expressed her opinion, and the meekness of this woman is vividly exerted in her.
The mood is a traditional type of woman.,Probably it has something to do with the family's education.,Although she's very good.,But the concept of patriarchy in the ancient family.,Although there are certain improvements.,For example, women can also get the teaching of family secrets.,But there is still no change in some points of view.,Although it's a modern female surname.,Since following me,,She's behaved very similar to Xiangzi.,Many things Cher discussed with her first.。
I pulled Feiyun, after all, I just finished taking over someone's house, no, it should be my wife, the biggest bargain, I haven't comforted it yet.
"Yun'er, what have you learned?"
Feiyun struggled slightly, then stopped moving, and said in a soft voice that only the two of us could hear, "Sister Lotus actually said something strange, and I didn't hear anything. As he spoke, his face turned red again.
The jaws of the men next to me are about to fall, and as for the saliva, it has already dried!
Xue'er and Feiyun stand together, they really look like a pair of sisters, of course, it doesn't mean that they look alike, but they are all so beautiful, Chunlan Qiuju, each good at winning, baby, Xiangzi, although the mood is also stunning, with her, it is still a little worse, it can really be regarded as a peerless double beauty.
"Sister, you guys are so beautiful!" Lotus looked at Xue'er and them with envy.
"Where, sister, you are also beautiful!"
"People are not beautiful, just look at the men around you and look at your appearance."
"Hey, I'm afraid it won't be able to tie someone's heart!" Cher gave me a lukewarm one!
"Bastard, what a big carrot, sister, you must unite against him in the future."
"Lotus, I've already said it n times, don't teach me to be a gangster, just to scream, but also to find a place where no one is, to save a little bit of face."
"Where no one is around, who do I say to listen!" Lotus made a grimace and didn't dump me.
I now agree with the mountains outside the mountains, marry well, if such a woman is around all day long, it is better to live than to die, of course, for some people are still happy.
"Sister Lotus, Sister Hometown, it's a thing worth celebrating when our sisters meet today, let's go, let's celebrate."
Xue'er's eldest wife spoke, naturally I can't object, I can't practice at this level,...... Looks like we're going to have to break the bank.
The third floor of the first floor of the world was completely wrapped, and the table was full of exquisite refreshments and drinks, and the women talked very much, and the four of us men could only listen at the table next to it, but it was okay, quiet.
As we talked, Lotus came over with a teacup,...... Why is it on my side, I have a phobia of lotus.
"Brother Soul Eater, I have offended a lot before, and Lotus is here to apologize!" Saying that, I was scared and hurriedly stopped, nothing to do, I have to be careful.
"Boss, I have now become a member of the Glorious Demon Cavalry Regiment, please take care of me in the future!"
Thump~~~~
It's over, it's fun now.
Under the eyes of Lotus, they asked to join the club one after another, and finally a few helped me carry it, but it was okay!
After the trouble, send them away, and only our family is left in the house.
"Okay, you guys are very majestic today, I almost let my husband be eaten by that witch, I can't hide, it's good for you to invite her in, isn't it my life."
"Good husband, don't be angry, it's not good for your health."
The five women came over one after another, massaging the massage, beating the legs of the legs,...... Hey, it's still my wife.
"Didn't you learn a lot of Mifu's stunts, why don't you tell me?" It's strange to look at a beautiful woman like this.
"Hmph, those moves won't work for you!"
"Oh? Tell me about it! ”
As soon as these words came out, the five women's faces turned red,...... It seems that the ghost elf Lotus must not have taught me good things, but fortunately, my good wives love me.
"Have you made a family law for the morning?"
Flutter~
"It's useless to make it, if only you could abide by it!" As soon as Cher pinched my thigh, I was in pain and happy.
"This is also true, what kind of family law, you have to give in after my few tricks are scattered."
My lustful words immediately aroused the anger of the public, and I suffered many heavy blows on my body, and the tiger can't do it if he doesn't exert his might!
In a moment, the big battle starts indoors!
"Husband, it's daytime!"
I closed all the doors, windows, and curtains at lightning speed, and the room went dark.
"Hehe, it's dusk, according to today's performance, everyone will be punished, and the crime is against the will of the husband."
"Come on, bastard!"
Just when I was about to pounce on the hungry tiger, such a sentence suddenly came out of the baby's mouth, and the beauties trembled
…… Dizzy, the atmosphere is completely ruined, and it needs to be punished!
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