Chapter 131: It turns out that I also have love letters
The grandmother sent me to the house and said to Nong Mo and Siyuan: "Take care of Xuanzi, don't let her run away, I'll go to Zhang's house." β
My aunt went to help with my grandmother again, alas, Aunt Zhang was so good, and she suffered such an unfortunate thing. I held the incense burner in my hand and asked thick ink, "Is this the land temple?" β
"Probably." Thick Ink picked up a damp cloth and handed it to me, "Wipe it." β
"Brother Nongmo, how can the incense burner of the Land Temple be in my room?" Siyuan also asked this question, he is a smart child, even if he had doubts just now, he also cooperated with thick ink to act, and only now did he ask. I whistled at the door, and a little green snake swam in with its head swinging, and swam to Siyuan's feet, rubbing its head against his slippers, and spitting snake letters at me.
"Green." Siyuan grabbed her, "Why did you get in?" Didn't I let you stay in my room? "That's the case, my family still can't let go of snakes, although I'm the biggest snake in the family, but the family milk still can't bear what contact I have with snakes, when my aunt took Siyuan to the house, Siyuan has to take Lu'er alive and dead, the family milk can't help it, but Siyuan can't let Lu'er enter my room, close to my body, it's best to lock it up. Even if I told my grandmother that Siyuan knew my identity, she still didn't like what I had to do with snakes, probably because she was afraid that I would be robbed by the snake clan and no longer be a human being.
I wiped the incense burner, put it on the table, and held out my hand to Lu'er, "Give it to me, it's okay." I squeezed my eyes at Siyuan, "The grandmother is not there." β
Lu'er's tail curled up and wrapped around my arm, I held her to my chest, my eyes widened, Lu'er's round eyes were full of tears, and we looked at the thick ink pitifully at the same time, reminding him not to tell Lu'er's secret, I promised Lu'er, her identity could not be told sΓΉ Siyuan.
Thick Mo didn't seem to see me and Lu'er's pitiful appearance, he said: "We are not ordinary people you know, we ...... here" His eyes swept over me, the corners of his mouth curled, and I immediately became nervous, "Ah Xuan's identity is special, naturally someone helps her." I breathed a sigh of relief, and the green head on the green head relaxed softly, and he continued, "Let this incense burner go back to your room." β
"Wait!" I shook it off, and Siyuan caught her tongue sticking out far away because she didn't react, "I'll send it, since this incense ash saved me, naturally I went to repay my wish!" Lu'er steadied herself in Siyuan's arms, opened her mouth, and found a comfortable position to coil up.
"Then I'll accompany you." Thick ink said.
"No, I'm not going alone." When I finished saying this, Lu'er's tail trembled and arched towards Siyuan's arms.
"Come back early for dinner." Because it was to go to the Land Temple, Nong Mo was very relieved, so he didn't insist on it.
I stood up, and when I passed by Siyuan's side, I grabbed Lu'er's tail and pulled it over, Lu'er's head shook several times in the air, and his tongue was thrown out again, I was secretly happy in my heart, I knew the consequences of offending me, didn't I interrogate you this time, and you still wanted to hide from me? Are you sure you can dodge? "Siyuan, borrow your little snake to accompany me to relieve my boredom."
"Sister Xuan, you'd better not let grandma see it." Siyuan said worriedly, I don't know if I'm worried about me, or if I'm worried about his little snake, well, it should be a little snake, I took Lu'er's tail and picked it around.
"No, wait until I come back for dinner!" I walked away without looking back.
When I arrived at the field path, I put Lu'er on the ground, and after a while, there was a little girl in green clothes holding her head on the ground, her eyes were slightly closed, and her mouth was slightly pouting, "Sister Xuanzi!" β
"Say, what did you do in our school toilet today?" Seeing her dizzy, I couldn't bear it, but I still pretended to be angry.
She seemed to have forgotten what was sneaking around in our school today, and when she heard me ask, her head suddenly became even more dizzy, "Ouch, Sister Xuanzi, you are so ruthless." She rubbed her head.
"You don't know how to act! Say it. "I'm chasing after it, Lu'er is young after all, compared with me, the old and cunning "old snake demon", she acted in this play......
Lu'er saw that I wasn't fooled, so she put her hand down, "Sister Xuanzi, my Spotted brother is also inside, I went to your school to see Spotted brother." β
"Did your brother see the women's bathroom?" I hit her words.
"I'm ......" Lu'er's eyes rolled around, "I'm going to the toilet too!" β
"Oh?" I paused, "You go to the toilet with an envelope in your mouth?" Shouldn't it be toilet paper? β
Seeing that I had seen through it again, Lu'er simply covered her mouth and stopped talking, I turned around, "Siyuan was still telling me about his good luck yesterday......" Lu'er still didn't speak, I continued to threaten her, "If he knew that it was a ...... who lived with him every day"
"It's a love letter!" She removed her hands covering her mouth, "It's a love letter!" β
"Huh?" I became more interested, and the little flame of gossip burned several inches, "Who wrote it to you?" Could it be ...... In addition to your brother, are there other members of the snake clan in our school? That's right! Since there are Pei Feng and Zha Chengyan, it is not uncommon for there to be others! Maybe there's a rat spirit! I'd love to see if they look malnourished like we do. β
"Sister Xuanzi, yes...... Is it for you? Lu'er's face flushed.
"For me? Wait, how is that at your place? "Do you want her to help me give it to me? Isn't that still the Snake Clan?
"I was instructed to intercept a love letter to you, and then scare those people one by one." Lu'er said indignantly: "They don't deserve it at all!" You are the queen of the snake clan! Can't be with any of them! You're the perfect match for Brother Spotted! You are going to become a snake, and you are going to be with us snake clan in the end, and you can't fall in love with mortals! β
"Lu'er, who told you to do this? When did you start doing this? "I couldn't believe it.
"I can't say it, Sister Xuanzi, I really can't say it, anyway, it's right if you want to be with my Spotted brother." She shook her head and said, I already know who it is, it should be Zha Chengyan, he just doesn't believe that I'm not the snake, he still wants to renew the relationship with me, I'm irritable.
"Well, you don't have to say it, you can answer the questions later."
Lu'er jumped up happily, "Wow, Sister Xuanzi, you're so good!" It's hard for me not to be strong, well, in fact, I've been destroying ...... all along."
"What has always been the concept?" Could it be that it started in elementary school? Impossible! Am I really that popular? Real fairy attributes? It's horrible!
"Since junior high school, I started to intercept people's love letters to you and then scare and intimidate them, so they didn't dare to approach you, and when I was in elementary school, as long as there was a boy who had a good relationship with you, I would also scare him."
"You mean...... My classmate fell and injured every now and then...... You did it? β
"No, no!" She shook her head, and I was relieved, "Mostly ......" I didn't get my breath along.
"Ahem." I looked at her, "Why are you so crazy?" Lu'er, you must know that I am not your real snake sister! But I was afraid of hurting her, so I said it a little more tactfully, "I am Lin Xuan, a human being, and your snake sister will return to your side in the future, not now, I will try to let her go back." "But not now, now I don't have the ability, and I don't have the thick ink.
"You're back, Sister Xuanzi, you're the snake sister in your previous life, Brother Spotted was very good to you, you can't be with anyone else." She said angrily: "Especially Xiao Nongmo!" Sister Xuanzi, he is a Taoist, no matter how good he is to you or how close you are, he is always a Taoist. β
"Okay, don't say it, don't do it in the future, just take away the love letters, don't scare others, listen to Sister Xuanzi, okay? If the snake clan wants to live in peace in the human world, they must live in peace with humans, not to scare them. β
"Well, I won't next time." Lu'er lowered her head, she probably felt that she had gone too far.
"Xuan Xiao Snake." There was a call in the air, and only the land lady called me like this.
"I'm coming." I held the incense burner and said to the green child beside me, "I order you to turn back into a little snake." "Lu'er's green clothes became transparent until they disappeared, and a small green earthworm appeared on the ground, I picked it up and stuffed it into my pocket, and the Land Temple was in front.
I looked around the Land Temple, and when I was sure there was no one, I went in, "Xuan Little Snake." "As soon as I entered, out of the statue inside came a beautiful woman dressed in a bright red ancient robe, who was none other than the land woman.
"Land wife." It was as if I had seen a loved one I hadn't seen in a long time.
"You're alright." She knew what was going on with me.
"Well, I'm back with this incense burner, thank you."
"No thanks, your little snake is so cute, she circled around my land temple a few times, I knew what was going on, she listened bravely, and was ready to break in, but fortunately I found it in time and stopped it." The land lady said.
"Lu'er almost had an accident? Mrs. Land, why can I come in? I was surprised, and a little pity for Lu'er rose in my heart, so I went back and shook her a few more times and praised her.
"How are you the same, you have a protective ......"
"Old woman, let me in!" Suddenly, the voice of the land lord came from the statue, and his voice was very majestic, not angry and arrogant.
The land lady seemed to know that she had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly said: "Xuan Xiaosnake, you go back, it's okay, I know that you have another catastrophe, and I am really happy in my heart!" β
"What catastrophe?" Corpse? Cemetery? But haven't they all passed yet?
"The Weasel Family." She said.
"Old woman!" The statue is urging again.
"It's coming, it's coming!" She seized the last moment to tell me, "There has been a murder in your village recently, pay attention to it, this is a great merit......," she said, and a large hand suddenly appeared and pulled her into the statue.