Text Sixty The King of the Yellow Wind is a coward
With a simple command, a goblin who I couldn't tell what kind of animal spirit came over and tied me to a stone pillar in a corner of the deep cavern.
The other youkai didn't even look at me, as if I was just a cabbage they had purchased and prepared to put in the refrigerator.
I don't know why, I don't feel scared at all, I don't have the feeling of being trapped in General Yin's cave before, and I feel scared to the bottom of my fart.
I didn't have fear in my heart, but I felt a little guilty, you said that I was also a master anyway, and my two apprentices were going to the sky and the earth one by one, and I could only brag in front of them.
I looked left and right around and saw that the place I was in was brighter than the others, and when I looked up, I realized that there were many cracks in the roof of the cave, and the sunlight from the outside could more or less shine in.
It was not only sunlight but also wind that came through the cracks in the rocks, and it seemed that the wind outside the cave was still raging.
Then why do you say that I don't have any skills or anything, not to mention anything else, it's the function of those three life-saving hairs, if it belongs to me completely, how good it would be.
If I want to be invisible, I will be invisible, and if I want to become an elf, I will become an elf, and even if I am caught by a monster in the future, I will not be completely so passive.
If I could be invisible, I would be able to get out of this monster cave now, and I wouldn't have to bother Goku and them to save me.
But think about it carefully, if there are three life-saving hairs on my bald head, isn't it a little too funny, and if I stick a big nose, I don't have to play Tang Seng, I can go to other sets to play Sanmao Wanderings.
Thinking so crankily in my heart, suddenly I noticed that there was a slight golden light on my chest.
This faint golden light feels very familiar to me, because I have seen it once, it is a life-saving hair given by Guanyin Bodhisattva!
I suddenly remembered that Sun Wukong wiped a handful on my chest before, it turned out that Sun Wukong had already put three life-saving hairs on me at that time, Wukong, I really love you to death as a teacher.
The golden light gradually dimmed, and I watched as my body slowly turned translucent, and it seemed that the effect of invisibility was working.
But stealth is stealth, I'm still tied to this stone pillar, this Nima stealth has a hairy use, this stealth time is only three hours, I have to find a way to untie the rope and leave this place within three hours, and I can't be discovered by other monsters.
I followed the example of the TV, rubbing the rope tied to my hand against the stone pillar.
Don't say it, Jinnyima hurts!
I'll go, it's all fake in the TV series, those tied heroines are just grinding the rope twice and it breaks, I'm good, but it's just a broken grass rope with the thickness of my thumb I grinded for almost twenty minutes before it broke, and it always grinds my own hands, and my two delicate hands are worn out of the skin.
Fortunately, no monsters passed me during the time I broke the rope, and I estimated that I still had more than two and a half hours to remain invisible, and even though no one could see me at this time, I still cautiously sneaked through the hole.
Although it is a big hole followed by a middle hole, the middle hole is connected to a small hole, in fact, this demon cave is not much complicated, out of this corner did not walk a few steps to a more open, obviously there have been traces of artificial transformation in the big hole, this should be the living room of this demon cave.
I stood at the entrance of the passageway, and even though no one was looking, I was still looking out with my head out.
In the middle of the hall, there was a strong man with two red knives pinned to his waist and a blood-red body, wasn't he a tiger pioneer.
I raised my eyes to look at the kneeling man of the Tiger Pioneer, and saw a middle-aged man with yellow hair sitting in the middle who was not tall, with triangular eyes and pointed chin, who seemed to be thin and a little malnourished, and in my opinion, a little obscene.
Compared with the Tiger Pioneer kneeling below, I think the image of the Tiger Pioneer is more suitable to be the king here.
However, compared with the half-human and half-tiger human form of the Tiger Pioneer, this yellow-haired man has changed more completely, and he is completely personal.
Sun Wukong told me before, this is actually not easy to completely cultivate into a human form, and to maintain a human form is also a very life-consuming mana, if it is not a type like Sun Wukong with super long life and deep mana, then dare to become a human so unscrupulously, there must be their own way to replenish mana, and often many monsters supplement mana The way to replenish mana is simple, cannibalism.
The yellow-haired man twisted the sloppy beard around his mouth, frowned, and said: "I heard that there is a legend in the former, Master Sanzang is a monk who learned scriptures by order of the Tang Dynasty, and he has an apprentice under him, named Sun Xingzhi, with vast magical powers and strong intelligence, how can you catch him?"
I also want to know this question, when I go out, I have to train this pig and monkey well. I said that the two of you will fight one, and you can still lose your opponent in this way, and let him arrest me, are you two apprentices intent on fixing me!
Hu Xianfeng said: "He has two apprentices, the first to make a nine-toothed nail palladium, he was born with a long mouth and big ears, and the other one, to make a golden hoop and iron rod, he was born with fiery eyes. is rushing to fight with the young general, and the young general makes a golden cicada out of the shell, withdraws empty, brings this monk to the king, and talks about the respect of a meal. ”
You are a tiger who has become a fine and still knows how to use Sun Tzu's Art of War, and you still have a golden cicada to shed its shell? Lao Tzu is a golden cicada, and you see me molting and shedding my shell?
Speaking of molting, it suddenly occurred to me that this tiger pioneer does have the skill of peeling its own skin, so you can't call the golden cicada to shed its shell, it should be called tiger peeling.
The yellow-haired monster king seemed to enjoy the feeling of being looked up to, and after chatting for a long time, he didn't say anything about letting the tiger pioneer stand up and speak.
The yellow-haired man muttered thoughtfully: "Learn from the scriptures ......"
Tiger Pioneer looked up at the middle-aged man and said: "If you say that this scripture learner still has some fate with his subordinates, last autumn, the young general was still in the Shuangcha Ridge, and this scripture learner took two entourages and fell into my cave together, which is really a door-to-door deal." ”
"Those two entourages are this monk with big ears and a long mouth, and Sun Xing with the face of Lei Gong?"
Hu Xianfeng shook his head, "The two attendants who fell into my cave that day were ordinary people, and they were eaten by me that night. ”
Yes, I still clearly remember how my two entourages were made into pilaf by you at that time, as well as Xiong Shanjun and that special sergeant who dined with you.
Xiong Shanjun has now found a good home and has become the great god of the first mountain under the hands of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Although I don't know what the origin of the green bull spirit called the special priest is, but listening to the previous words of the tiger pioneer, the reason why he was easily defeated by Sun Wukong on the road and stripped off the tiger skin is precisely because of the conspiracy of the green cow, after eating at someone's house, he went out to make a black hand, it seems that this green cow spirit is not a good person.
It's just that I didn't expect that this goblin circle, like human society, is also full of hypocrisy and deception.
The yellow-haired man asked, "Since you have arrested Tang Seng, why don't you eat him." ”
"At that time, there were two other demon clan guests in my family, they were Xiong Zhenjing and Qingniu Jing, his two skills were strong, and his subordinates had low mana at that time, not their opponents. ”
I'm rubbing, what kind of attitude do you have, don't you think Lao Tzu has less meat?
I'm telling you, open your dog eyes and see clearly, look at our thighs, look at our buttocks, and make sure that when you bite into it, your mouth will be full of oil.
And our meat is said to be immortal after eating, I plan to eat my own piece of meat every year in the future, so that I can live with the sky, wahahahahaha...... Just kidding, I'm not good, don't eat me......
"Now that this Tang monk has fallen into my hands again, it is better for the king to eat him today!"
Eat your uncle, does Lao Tzu look like a buffet? You can take it, you can eat it!
Hearing that the Tiger Pioneer said that he wanted to eat me, the yellow-haired king immediately raised his hand and said, "Don't! ”
Oh? What do you mean, this guy doesn't want to eat me, does he think I'm not delicious enough? Or has he never heard of it, and I can live forever if I eat it? Or does he know that I, the Bodhisattva's chosen scripture learner, can't be eaten by monks from the Tang Dynasty.
In fact, I also know that there are no more than two kinds of monsters in the whole story of Journey to the West, one is a pure natural and wild monster with no background, and this kind of monster wants to eat me. The other is that there is a backstage, which is deliberately arranged to block the way on the way to learn the scriptures, and they are here to play me.
I often see me but don't have much appetite.,It's usually a monster with a backstage.,Is this yellow-haired thief also from the sky?
The tiger pioneer was puzzled: "King, if you don't eat, what are you afraid of?"
The yellow-haired man said: "What is my King Huangfeng afraid of, you don't know, eat this monk is not tight, but I am afraid that his two apprentices will come to the door to make noise, so it is not appropriate to eat directly, and tie him to the wind pile in the back garden, and wait for three or five days, his two apprentices will not come to disturb, at that time, one is to drain his feces and urine cleanly, and the other is not to move his tongue, but not to let our minds? ”
What you think is quite beautiful, and you can do everything to stir-fry, cook, simmer, stew, hey, you still want to wait for me to excrete clean, what's the matter, you want to eat Lao Tzu's dry sautéed intestine!
Believe it or not, I'm going to spray shit on you! No, no...... How did you scold yourself......
Although King Huang Feng said so, I think he was just embarrassed to say that he didn't dare to eat me, so he casually said an excuse to fool the Tiger Pioneer.
The Tiger Pioneer was overjoyed when he heard this: "The king is far-sighted and reasonable. ”
At this moment, suddenly a little demon stumbled in, shouting: "Woe to the king!"
King Huang Feng hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?"
The little demon said: "There is a monk with a hairy face outside the cave door, holding a big and thick iron rod, asking him to master!"
Hearing this, the Yellow Wind King unexpectedly had a shocked look, and said to the Tiger Pioneer with displeasure: "I told you to go to patrol the mountains, you should only take some mountain cattle and wild boars, fat deer and sheep, how can you take that Tang monk here, but provoke his apprentice to come here to make trouble, how can I do it now?"
No, in fact, I can't stand it, you, who are the king, panic like this when you encounter something, and you haven't taken any responsibility, and you blame your subordinates for causing trouble for you, do you know how many monsters cry and shout that they can't catch me?
The tiger pioneer stood up and patted his chest and said: "The king can rest assured and steady, don't worry, the young general is not talented, I am willing to lead fifty little demon schools out and take that Sun Xing to eat." ”
You see, subordinates like Tiger Pioneer who dare to act and can take the initiative to take responsibility should be rewarded.
King Huang Feng said: "In addition to the big and small leaders here, there are five or seven hundred small colonels, depending on how much you choose to take, as long as you hold the walker, we can eat a piece of meat from the monk freely, and we are willing to worship you as a brother, but I am afraid that I can't take him, and I will hurt you, and Hugh will have to complain about me at that time." ”