[Ran^Text^Library] Fei Fei and I sat in the cab, looking at the speed of the tractor like a turtle, I became anxious, "Uncle Tiger, this tractor is so slow, can it be rushed to Guannan in the Year of the Monkey?" "Even though the engine has the sound of a sports car, it seems to be just a sound. [For more exciting novels, please visit]

Uncle Tiger glanced at me, "Look down on me, I'll let you see how powerful my tractor is" After he finished speaking, he turned onto a big road, there were few cars on the road, he suddenly stepped on one of the pedals that had not been stepped on before, only to see the tractor "boom", I and Feifei's backs due to the inertia received, the backs rushed back suddenly.

"Damn, Uncle Huzi, your tractor is really awesome!" I gave Uncle Hu a thumbs up, now the speed of the tractor is at least more than 50 yards, Uncle Tiger said proudly, "That's natural, my son is a major in automobiles, and he knows that I love to drive tractors, and if he doesn't help me buy a car, he will help me change my tractor." ”

"Wow, it's the first time I've sat on such an awesome tractor for more than 2,000 years," Fei Fei said with a smile, I immediately covered her mouth, and Uncle Tiger asked suspiciously, "What?" Two thousand years? ”

I was embarrassed and said, "It's your first tractor in more than 2,000 years." Uncle Tiger smiled innocently, "Okay, fasten the seat belt, I'm going to speed up!" ”

"Accelerate?" I was puzzled, I suspiciously touched the letter to the upper left side of the cushion, sure enough, there was a seat belt, I fastened the seat belt with Feifei, Uncle Tiger suddenly stepped on the pedal to the bottom, and the tractor drove forward

We soon arrived at Lianyungang International Airport, where there are crowds, but not noisy at all, I was puzzled when I arrived here, the electronic ticket is to use an ID card, but Feifei was temporarily decided to get on the plane, how to book a ticket for Feifei.

I tried to call Xiaobei, but no one answered, Fei Fei and I could only reluctantly queue up, now it is more than twelve o'clock in the evening, we went to the first class counter to check in, soon it will be my turn, Fei Fei lined up behind me, if it really can't be done, I will go alone.

I gave my ID card to the airport duty officer, and the airport duty officer took my ID card, looked at me suspiciously, and asked, "Suzhou He Feng?" I looked at him and wondered, "What's wrong?" ”

Unexpectedly, the airport duty officer said respectfully, "Mr. He, there is a disappointment, this is the ticket for the two of you!" Saying that, he handed me back the two tickets and ID cards, and Fei Fei and I were suspicious of the letter, it seems that Xiaobei took care of it in advance, and the next step is the security check.

I put the magic box into the X-ray machine of the security check, but I didn't expect that the moment it was conveyed, the alarm of the security machine sounded, and the security officer on duty carried my magic box, "Sir, I'm sorry!" Open your box! ”

I didn't expect that this magic box would still make the security machine sound the alarm, I looked at the staff on duty embarrassedly and asked, "Can you not open it?" ”

The officer on duty gave me a cold look, "It's okay if you don't open it." Then you go back! "I went, I didn't expect it to be so difficult to get on the plane, but for me to be able to get on the plane, I still compromised and opened the magic box, but I couldn't help but be surprised, the box contained whips, candles, condoms, and erotic underwear

It was a big surprise to me, and I immediately tossed it all out in embarrassment, this damn dad couldn't have taken the wrong box, right? But I saw that those magic weapons were all inside, a stack of yellow talismans, purple gold bowls, vajra bells, etc. were all in the bag, how could I see people in the future? I was really spoofed by my dad.

Speaking of the purple gold bowl, it is the treasure of my Wutai Mountain Heavenly Dao Sect, the whole body is purple and red, in fact, it is gilded with copper, and there are many Sanskrit inscriptions on it, these inscriptions are all mantras, which are used to absorb resentful ghosts, and they cannot be used as a last resort, and the ghosts and resentful spirits in the purple gold bowl will be turned into nothing, so I have never used it.

In addition, for my vajra bell, but it is not my Wutai Mountain Tiandao sect's magic weapon, but Tibetan Buddhism magic weapon, the master also got him by chance, speaking of this vajra bell, it also needs to be used with caution, it is copper-colored throughout, and the purple gold bowl is different, this vajra bell is used to exceed.

The people in line all stole strange glances, some were disdainful, some were embarrassed, some were obscene, and now I was losing face, and I wished I could find a crack in the ground to get into. The security staff said solemnly, "Sir, you have two choices now, either leave the airport with your luggage, or leave your luggage and get on the plane yourself." ”

I could only compromise and put down the magic bag, "Then I'll leave the box behind." "Now the situation is urgent, Xiaobei's mobile phone can't get through again, so it can only be like this, it seems that the purple gold bowl and the King Kong Bell have touched the alarm, if you can't bring these, just leave the magic weapon box.

"Yes, please go through the security gate!" The security staff gave me a disdainful look, but the moment I passed through the security gate, the alarm went off again, what the hell is going on? I saw that the staff member glared at me, "Sir, we are going to search your body, I suspect that you have contraband on you, please follow me!" With that, he led me through a hallway.

I kept muttering along the way, but at this moment I heard a treacherous laugh from the ghost, "Hehe, I put the monocobalt pestle in your body, of course it will ring." I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and spit out two words in my mouth, "I wipe"

"What did you say?" The security staff shouted at me solemnly, and I smiled wryly, "It's nothing, I'm talking to myself!" Soon I was taken to a dark room by the security staff, who simply closed the door, rushed in front of me with a lunge, and smashed my fist into me, I stretched out my right hand and wrapped his fist in my palm.

"Who are you?" I yelled at him, but he didn't show any weakness and immediately kicked my leg at my chin, and my head flashed, and the two of us fought in the room with one leg and one hand, and the security staff was about as fast as me.

The security staff immediately bent down his body, kicked my right foot in the stomach, and at this moment, I stretched out my right hand, pounced on his head, and punched the security staff in the chest, at this moment the security staff retreated almost, patted the dust on his body and laughed, "Hahahaha, not bad, really worthy of being the descendant of the Wutai Mountain Heavenly Dao Sect, the martial arts are not bad at all, and the Dharma is also quite good!" ”

Hearing him say this, I took a few steps back, pointed at him and asked loudly, "Who are you?" Why do you know about me? ”