When I got home for dinner in the evening, my grandfather told my grandmother about the day.

After hearing this, my grandmother was so frightened that she didn't know where to put her hand, so she hugged my dad and whispered to my grandfather, "What can I do?" Before that man died, he said that he would let us cut off our children and grandchildren with the second dog! We'll be fine! ”

Grandpa's face turned red after drinking, obviously he had drunk too much, he threw his clothes on the bed and comforted my grandmother: "It's okay, what are you afraid of, the chairman said, defeat all cows, ghosts and gods, this is a matter?" Don't worry, it's fine. Pack up and go to bed, I have to go out tomorrow to run errands for the second dog, go to bed early. ”

Seeing my grandfather's calm appearance, my grandmother was also a lot more relieved, packed up and went to sleep.

In the middle of the night, my grandfather woke up in a daze and wanted to go to the bathroom.

I got up and put on my clothes and looked at it, my grandmother was already asleep next to me, and my grandfather went out without thinking too much. (At that time, there was no toilet at home, and the toilet was generally a public toilet)

At that time, the weather was a little cold, the wind was quite strong, and the grandfather tightened his clothes, and began to scold his mother: "This bad weather, it's only been cold like this in August." "The toilet is not far from home, about five minutes walk.

At that time, the toilets were all public toilets, with eight squatting positions in a row, no door, and you could see at a glance whether there was anyone inside, of course, I meant that you could only see it when you entered the toilet, and if you could see it at the gate, it would be a live broadcast

Grandpa went into the public toilet and looked at it, he was angry for a while, he was really unqualified! All pulled the ground, grassy. Grandpa squatted one by one, and finally found a clean one, the penultimate squatting position, and there was nothing on the ground very cleanly.

Le Zizi lit a cigarette and thought to himself: "This is fate, if you want to go to the toilet, God will arrange a clean one for me." ”

Suddenly, someone next door suddenly called grandpa: "Brother Qi, what about pulling?" ”

Grandpa thought about it, probably an acquaintance, smiled and said, "Who, you can meet an acquaintance when you go to the toilet in the middle of the night to smoke a cigarette." After saying that, he handed over a cigarette.

The person next door stretched out his hand to take the cigarette, and the grandfather looked at it inadvertently, and a cold sweat broke out. The man's hands were fat, fleshy and chained.

How can this man's hand be so similar to the king's rich hand?

Grandpa didn't dare to speak, so he could only pretend not to see. The person next door spoke again: "Brother Qi, you are mixing well now, you are the leader in the Red Guards, not bad." ”

My grandfather didn't dare to talk nonsense: "What, it's okay, it's not that I want to be, it's all forced, and many things are involuntarily." ”

After grandpa finished speaking, there was no sound next door, and he could only see the hand holding a cigarette, shaking it for a while, and the cold sweat on his grandfather's head couldn't stop coming out, thinking: "It's still Lao Tzu smart, first stabilize this grandson, otherwise I don't know how to die if I run away all of a sudden, so quickly wipe my ass and leave." ”

Just finished it, was wearing pants, looked down, the man's hand was still dangling, thinking that it should be fine, suddenly looked up, and suddenly was about to pee his pants in fright, Wang Youqian was crawling on the wall across the squatting position staring at his grandfather.

Wang Youqian's face was full of glass slag, and it was almost rotten, and he couldn't see the human appearance, he could only see a rough idea. Grandpa looked down, his hand was still dangling there, but his head was staring at grandpa on the wall, grandpa told me this, I thought it was too weird, is that grandson a giraffe?

Wang Youqian looked at his grandfather and said with a smile: "Brother Qi, why are you in such a hurry to leave, talk with me for a while, the second dog is still waiting for you!" When he said the last few words, Wang Youqian's voice became more and more weird.

My grandfather looked at this situation, if he didn't run, he would die, and if he did, he might still live. didn't say anything, turned around and ran, and when he ran out of the toilet, he heard Wang Youqian smile gloomily and said, "Brother Qi, slow down, there is still more time!" When Grandpa heard him say this, he dared to speak, and ran out desperately.

Now when watching Liu Xiang running in the Olympics, my dad can still say with disdain: "You can compete at this level?" Your grandfather's level that night was like having fun with this gold medal. ”

Ahem, back to the point. At that time, my grandfather was very fast, and after a while, he ran to the door of the house, opened the door as fast as he could in his life, entered the house, and went to sleep.

Grandpa looked at grandma, she was still sleeping, and she probably hadn't woken up yet. didn't speak, lay down and prepared to sleep, when he suddenly heard someone speak: "Brother Qi, you are running really fast, hehehehe." When I opened my eyes, my grandmother's face became Wang Youqian's face, blood dripped from her face to the bed, and the glass slags on Wang Youqian's face began to squirm one by one when she smiled

"Ah!!h Grandpa screamed and fainted.

The next day, when Grandpa woke up, it was already noon, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the doctor was talking to Grandma, and Grandma was so worried that she burst into tears.

Grandma saw that her grandfather was awake, and cried and hugged her grandfather: "What the hell is going on!" Yesterday you suddenly fainted on the doorstep! ”

When the doctor saw that his grandfather was awake, he thought that he was fine, maybe it was anemia or something, so he instructed his grandmother to take good care of his grandfather and pay more attention to his body. After saying that, he left with his work bag. (At that time, doctors were doctors, and now they can only hehe)

Grandpa went to the doctor and told Grandma what happened last night.

After hearing this, grandma's face turned white with fright, and she cried and said to grandpa, "What can I do!" What can I do? The surname Wang wants to come back to take revenge, we are not afraid of accidents, what should we do with the children! ”

Grandpa smoked a cigarette and didn't say a word, thinking about what to do about it.

Looking at what happened yesterday, if the surnamed Wang comes back to take revenge, the family will probably have to stay here.

That's right! Last month, Lao Huang and his team just finished fighting an old Taoist priest, and now he is still in the cowshed, maybe he can save our family!

Grandpa told Grandma what he thought of, and Grandma said, "You can get people out first, put people in the cowshed, and want people to help us?" ”

Grandpa thought to himself, yes, although it is a little troublesome, but the Taoist priest is not the main force to be criticized, and he can find some connections to get out.

Thinking of this, Grandpa prepared a cigarette and went out without saying a word.

The weather was nice that day, the sky was clear and cloudless, but my grandfather couldn't get sunny in his heart.

On the way, someone greeted my grandfather, but he didn't pay much attention to it, frowning and walking all the way to Captain Huang's house. I kept muttering in my heart, "The grandson surnamed Huang is not a good thing, and I can't afford to be early, it seems that I have to break the bank." ”

After a while, I arrived at my grandfather's house where Huang grandson was called.

"Yo, isn't this Brother Qi, what's the matter with your little brother?" Captain Huang welcomed my grandfather into the house with a smile.

"Alas, Captain Huang, can you give us the Daoist priest you fought last month? Come on, come on, smoke a cigarette. My grandfather smiled and pulled out a cigarette and handed it to him. The surname Huang looked at it quietly, yo, the two ends are together, or one, it seems that he can make a fortune today. (In those days, machine cigarettes were called two-ended, which was considered high-end cigarettes)

"Alas, it's not like I won't let this go, who will fight if I let me go? Alas, I'm embarrassed. "My grandfather looked at it, you are embarrassed, you are not slow to collect my cigarettes, grass, real grandson. There's no way, it's okay to ask for something, so let's bear with it.

My grandfather said with a smiling face, "We're all old friends, as for it." Last time you didn't give a gift for your birthday, you can take these fifty red envelopes, if you don't accept it, you won't give me face! ”

In the end, my grandfather accompanied the smiling face and took a favor, and spent fifty yuan plus a cigarette to change the Taoist priest back.

When he went to pick up the priest, he was still living in the cowshed, and he was almost hungry. But he didn't make any noise, he didn't call me innocent, he sat in the cowshed. When I saw my grandfather coming, my eyes were closed, and I pretended not to see anything.

My grandfather looked around, there was no one, so he quietly walked next to the old Taoist, and said to the old Taoist priest eagerly: "Daoist, I know that you are innocent, I have already found a relationship to get you out, let's go, go to my house for a light meal first!" ”

The Taoist priest glanced at my grandfather and closed his eyes, and snorted: "I see that you have something to ask me, look at your dark clouds and entangled in gloom, what is the matter, hurry up." ”

When my grandfather heard this, this is a master, and he knew what I had met at a glance, so he told this old Taoist priest all the things that had happened in the past few days.

The old Taoist priest sighed: "That's it, although you are not right about this matter, but the grandson surnamed Wang, ah no, that rich businessman, is not a good person, it turns out that he often hears that he is a fish and a common man, and he has basically done bad things and capable of doing them, and it is good to die, at least he can't continue to live for the common people, but Xiao Qi, Lao Dao, my physical condition is not good now, alas, just get some chicken, duck and fish or something to make up for it." ”

Grandpa heard the old Taoist priest say this, and he didn't say anything, and took the old Taoist priest home, after all, human life is a matter of heaven, is chicken, duck and fish meat worth more than the life of Lao Tzu's family? But this old thing is really ruthless with one mouth.

Just as he was about to go home, the old Taoist priest suddenly stopped his grandfather: "Xiao Qi, you go to Jiaxiu Building with me first and get back my housekeepers' things, otherwise how can I help you?" ”

When my grandfather heard this, he didn't say a word, he pulled the old Taoist priest to the Nanming River, and when he arrived at Jiaxiu Tower, the Taoist priest sneakily ran to the river, found a rope in the grass, and pulled out a wine vat in the river. The Taoist priest was busy packing up his things, and my grandfather looked at it, good fellow, there was everything: seven or eight ancient books, a copper coin sword, and a bunch of unspeakable things.

My grandfather looked at the old Taoist priest with admiration and said, "Daoist, I'm really convinced, I really admire that things can be hidden so well these days!" ”

The Taoist priest smiled slightly: "Knowledge is power. "My grandfather wanted to spit on him, which is a knowledge of wool.