Li Tian came to the bar and said to the bikini waitress who served the plate: "A glass of red wine." ”

The beautiful woman glanced at Li Tian and said to an elderly white man beside her, "Finley went to sea?" ”

The man took a glass of beer and said, "Yes, but I'm not worried about Finley, he's the best surfer I've ever met, but he's certainly not as good as I was when I was younger." ”

"George, when you were younger? That year? American Civil War? The beauty scoffed.

The old white man smiled, smoked a cigarette and said, "I'm not very old, I got a wonderful movie recently, do you want to enjoy it with me?" ”

As he finished speaking, the old white man slapped his hand on the ass of the bikini beauty.

"Hey! I warned you that here you can touch anything, except me. The bikini beauty grabbed George's hand and warned angrily.

Seeing that the bikini beauty glanced at herself, and then ignored it, and was chatting with the white old man, Li Tiangang wanted to call again, and saw a man holding a surfboard, bringing a glass of red wine to Li Tian and saying: "Hey, man, this is a seaside bar, red wine can only be in high-end places, here, we only sell beer, but, you are lucky, 82 years old, my treasure." ”

"Thank you." After taking the red wine, Li Tian smiled awkwardly, no wonder the bikini beauty ignored it, it turned out that she was completely calling the wrong thing.

"Is Huaxia from?" The person who gave Li Tian red wine asked.

"Huaxia, Li Tian, and his girlfriend are here to play." Li Tian replied.

"Finley? Shepard. The owner of this bar. ”

Finlay? Shepard? This name is so familiar, is it the protagonist of that movie? Hearing this man's introduction, Li Tian frowned and thought in thought.

"Hey! Finlay? Is it that the waves in the sea are too big? Got you back with soft feet ahead of schedule? George was angry that the bikini beauty had spilled his beer, but when he saw Finley, he immediately turned on the taunt button and shouted.

And at this moment, a person who seemed to be familiar with Finley sat down and said to George, "Listen, the shark wanted to swallow Finley in one bite just now." But Finley stared at the shark, yes, Finley. You demonstrate, show the look in your eyes at that time. ”

Finley in the bar was very cooperative, crooked his mouth and slanted his teeth.

"Yes, exactly. Then the shark said. I'll be right away, I didn't want to disturb your summer party, surf legend Finley, did I? To your ......"

Hearing this person talk more and more, the more he felt that he was mythologizing someone, Li Tian almost laughed, there was still this kind of second goods, how could I listen to it, as if I was talking about the protagonist in some kind of mythological story?

Originally, he was very cooperative with his friend's Finley. also smiled helplessly.

George, who was a little drunk, sneered: "It seems that you guys are indeed crazy." ”

I heard that George didn't believe it. A strange Asian man on the side, still laughing, lifted his foot and said, "Look, this is evidence of a shark bite." ”

"It seems that the shark just now bit lightly, otherwise you wouldn't be crazy!" George said with a magical ease.

Shark? Finlay? Shepard? Damn, no! How did I think this man's name is familiar just now, it turned out to be this movie.

However, this movie of scum can't be scum, will it really happen?

The story of "Sharknado" is about a terrifying super tornado blowing off the west coast of the United States.

It not only destroyed all the buildings in the city, but also sucked all the sharks in the nearby sea together, all rolled into the sky, according to normal reasoning, these sharks that were sucked into the tornado should have been thrown to death on the shore, but the premise of this movie is that the sharks were swept into the city of Los Angeles with the tornado, and they "swam around" over the streets of Los Angeles, choosing people to eat.

At that time, when Li Tian was bored, he watched this movie, and he was almost not disgusted, the plot was rotten and old-fashioned, it was completely unrealistic movie, very thunderous, it felt as thunderous as the anti-Japanese drama in his previous life, and when Li Tian patiently watched it, his mind was full of alpacas.

It's okay if the special effects are poor, but can the screenwriter make the plot reasonable! This fantasy ability is too good, isn't it? I've only heard of frogs in the sky before, but now, sharks have fallen, is there anything more?

Knowing that he is now in the plot of the movie "Sharknado", Li Tian is very disgusting in his heart, this movie is too! Forget about the sharks in the sky, I remember that there are still people in the movie plot who are standing in the water below their knees and are dragged away by sharks! Are you sure it wasn't dragged away by a crocodile?

Thinking back on the plot that he was about to forget, Li Tian suddenly realized a problem, that is, the shark tornado has mutated, there is no strange energy wrapped in the shark tornado in the movie in the previous life, and Fury has just said that there is a strange energy surrounding the tornado? Could this be the fan of his own butterfly wings, if so, then how did the protagonist of the plot at the end of the movie destroy the sharknado? Do you have to rely on those self-made oxygen bombs?

Thinking of this, Li Tian knew that this matter was going to suffer, according to the explanation in the plot, this shark tornado will expand infinitely, and in the end, the shark tornado may be extremely huge, if this shark tornado cannot be destroyed, I am afraid that as long as the shark tornado is given some time, even the earth will be swept to pieces.

Things have changed, and Li Tian is not in the mood to listen to the bragging of several protagonists in the plot, so he just wants to get up and go out to destroy the sharknado, which is not very powerful now, and prevent it from growing.

But at this moment, a report was broadcast on the TV, which made Li Tian pause.

"The hurricane has reached the California region, please be careful, please do not go to the beach, it may cause a huge tsunami, this natural disaster, according to the research of experts, may be caused by global warming, we will report according to the actual situation......

After listening to the report, Li Tian looked out the window and found that the wind and waves on the sea were higher and higher, and immediately knew that the shark tornado would probably land immediately, looking at the protagonists in front of him, Li Tian reminded: "I hope you will leave this place quickly." ”

In this movie, Nova who has been wearing a bikini? Clark said, "I'm not going there, even if there are sharks in the sky, I won't go." If the bar is out of stock and my job is lost because of the weather, then I won't go anywhere. ”

After listening to Nova's words, the corners of Li Tian's mouth twitched, you are really right, it is a shark in the sky.

"Yes, don't listen to the alarmist talk on TV, if I leave, then I'll find somewhere to drink." George, who had drunk a little more, held his wine glass and said horizontally.

"That's right." Buzz, who is a good friend of Finley's, agrees.

Looking at the performance of several people who are not afraid of death, Li Tian's eyes showed a look of disdain, if you wait until you see the shark, see which of you is running fast.

Finley, who had just finished talking to his wife on the phone, knew the danger of the coming waves on the seashore and wanted to persuade him, but at this moment......

A shark rushed in through the glass window, causing the drinking crowd to scream.

The shark that crashed in writhed on the ground, wanting to bite the blonde woman who was so frightened that she collapsed to the ground in front of her, Li Tian immediately rushed over and kicked the shark out of the place where it came in.

Finley and Baz pulled up the woman who had collapsed to the ground, and then looked at Li Tian in surprise, unbelievably how powerful this person named Li Tian was, and kicked the shark out with one kick.

Seeing the shark crashing in through the window, everyone walked out in a panic, and Nova, who was very calm on the side, wanted to pick up the harpoon to kill the shark, but she didn't expect Li Tian to take the lead, and immediately stepped forward with a smile, and pointed at Li Tian and said, "Hey, man, what a strong body, when will you have a drink." ”

Hearing the words of the toughest female man in the original movie, Li Tian smiled, with Nova's sexy and charming figure, if he hadn't taken Natasha with him, he would definitely have a shot with her, but now that Natasha is here, Li Tian didn't dare to agree, so he could only take advantage of it and said, "How about tomorrow?" Empire Bar! ”

The Imperial Bar, the most famous bar in the neighborhood, is a few levels higher than here, and has always been a favorite place for the wealthy.

"Of course." Nova chuckled.

Finley, who was on the side, took a look at the situation outside, and said with a dark face: "I hope God blesses." ”

Then nervously said to a few people: "Hurry up, everyone find some weapons to protect themselves." ”

After Finley finished speaking, he ran into the bar, and Buzz on the side said anxiously: "Give me a fierce weapon, I want those guys to know that Buzz's meat is not easy to gnaw." ”

Finley took out a baseball bat and handed it to Buzz, then took out a rifle and said to everyone, "Go, hurry up." ”

"George, go, hurry up." Nova urged George, who was already drunk and hazy.

George, who was drunk, picked up the stool he was sitting on and followed everyone out.

Li Tian, who had not moved, used his mental power to scan the situation nearby, and when he saw Natasha's figure, Li Tian communicated with his mental power: "Hey! Baby, you go to a safe place to hide first, I'm afraid this time things are in trouble, it's not an ordinary tornado, it's a sharknado. ”

Then Li Tian briefly told him about the sharknado.

Using the identity of S.H.I.E.L.D., Natasha told the police about the tornado, and wanted to go back to find Li Tian, but seeing the shark eating people, Natasha immediately helped those people escape from the shark's mouth, and when the shark was killed, Fury came to the news again, telling Natasha to leave the beach quickly, because the huge waves were coming, seeing this situation, Natasha didn't want to leave, but wanted to find Li Tian. (To be continued......)

PS: After watching it, I almost threw up, I want to vomit a lot, let's go watch this movie!