Chapter 52: Linghu Chong
Chapter 52 [Linghu Chong]
The sky was gray, indescribably depressed and gloomy, the wind in his ears was hunting, Jiang Xiaofan, who was standing in the mountain path, had a very ugly face, and he was in a big trouble at this time.
It has been more than an hour since he came to this world, and in this more than an hour, he is still in a hurry, but ...... But no matter how he walked, he couldn't get out of this damn mountain forest.
It was only then that he was depressed to find that he seemed to ...... Seems to be lost.
"! What's going on? Damn the broken system, instead of teleporting me closer to town, actually threw me in such a place where birds don't shit. ”
Surrounded by a barren mountain overgrown with weeds, not to mention a human figure, even a living creature that could move, he didn't find it, Jiang Xiaofan, who was holding a dog's tail grass in his mouth, spit the dog's tail grass on the ground with a mouthful of spit, looking up at the endless sky with a depressed face, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.
As soon as he thought that it was very likely that he would have to sleep overnight in this wilderness, Jiang Xiaofan was full of excitement, the last time he slept in the world of [Heaven and Dragon Slayer], he still remembered it vividly, and today it seems that the situation is going to repeat again, Jiang Xiaofan, who wants to cry without tears, and his face is full of bitterness, Jiang Xiaofan can't wait to pull out the system in his body and beat him up.
What kind of movie world tour is this enjoyment, it is clearly to find guilt!
In the end, Jiang Xiaofan sighed, sighed and said, "Alas, a hard-working person......"
Click...... Click......
At this moment, the sound of horses' hooves came from behind him.
"Someone!"
Jiang Xiaofan was suddenly overjoyed, he hurriedly turned around and looked, only to see in the distance, two galloping horses were rushing in his direction, looking from a distance, there were two gray-clothed men sitting on the horses, and the two gray-clothed men had long swords hanging obliquely on their waists, dressed as martial arts people.
Herod!
The horse's hooves were raised, and after a long neighing of the horse, the horse stopped its advancing figure and stopped not far from Jiang Xiaofan.
"Jet Li! ……”
When he saw the appearance of the man on one of the horses, Jiang Xiaofan's eyelids jumped, and he called out a name without thinking.
"Jet Li? This brother, who is Jet Li in your mouth? Isn't it brother, you recognize the wrong person, right? ”
The man on horseback looked at Jiang Xiaofan from a distance suspiciously, the person in front of him was dressed in strange clothes, looking at his hairstyle, he seemed to be a monk or not a monk, he didn't have any weapons on his body, and his standing posture was no different from that of ordinary people, although he couldn't figure out what the identity of this person was, but he didn't think he was a martial arts person.
Hearing the question of the man on horseback, Jiang Xiaofan smiled awkwardly, and he hurriedly said: "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, Your Excellency and I really look too similar, so I admit my mistake for a while!" ”
The man smiled when he heard this, took out a wine jug from his arms, twisted the cap, and drank two sips, he wiped his mouth and said: "I see, I don't know why Brother Tai is alone in this Miao District, forgive me for taking the liberty below, looking at Brother Tai's appearance, it seems to be Han, so I asked here." ”
"Miao District?"
Jiang Xiaofan frowned, and secretly said in his heart: "It seems that it is now in Yunnan, the three southwestern provinces, no wonder there are mountains and mountains everywhere.
"Brother, brother?"
Seeing that Jiang Xiaofan was silent, frowning and thinking about things, the man on horseback called a few times, and Jiang Xiaofan came back to his senses.
"Brother Tai, isn't there anything unspeakable? If so, it is in Xia Menglang. The man on horseback smiled apologetically, and then, he arched his hand at Jiang Xiaofan and said, "If Brother Tai doesn't have any advice, then there will be a period in the future, and there are important things to do, so I will not accompany you." ”
With that, the man prepared to ride away.
Seeing that the man was about to leave, Jiang Xiaofan was anxious, he finally met a person in this wilderness, who was still the protagonist, how could he just let it go, he hurriedly said eagerly: "Ling Hu Chong, wait, wait......"
Hearing Jiang Xiaofan's shout, Ling Hu Chong stopped his movements, he frowned slightly, looked at Jiang Xiaofan who was trotting towards him all the way, and asked suspiciously: "How does Brother Tai know the name below, who is Brother Tai!" ”
The tone gradually became cold, and a trace of coldness permeated, so that Hu Chong's hand was unconsciously placed on the hilt of the sword.
"Senior brother, this person is weird, we still have to provoke less, and the junior brothers are still waiting for us in Miaojiayedian?!"
At this time, the other man who came with Ling Hu Chong frowned lightly and whispered, his eyes were always staring at Jiang Xiaofan inch by inch, and he had been on guard since he first saw this strangely dressed strange man in front of him.
"Linghu Chong, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I'm just a traveler......"
Jiang Xiaofan, who trotted all the way over, and the words of Jiang Xiaofan, who were smiling on his face, had not finished speaking, only to see Ling Hu Chong's brows furrowed deeper, and he muttered suspiciously, "Woman? Then he interrupted Jiang Xiaofan's words, and said loudly: "My Excellency is a dignified seven-foot man, how can you say that you are a woman?" Isn't your Excellency dressing up as a woman? ”
At this time, Ling Hu Chong's junior brother whispered again: "Senior brother, I'm afraid this person is really a woman, you see that his skin is actually whiter than mine, more tender than mine, and you see how delicate he looks, this woman is probably a nun who escaped halfway!" ”
Hearing what his junior brother said, Ling Hu Chong also looked Jiang Xiaofan up and down, and nodded from time to time: "Little brother, it's very likely that what you said is that he really looks like a woman!" ”
Hearing the conversation between Ling Hu Chong and his junior brother, he almost didn't make Jiang Xiaofan vomit blood on the spot, these ancients are more outrageous than the other, and it doesn't matter if he is recognized as a monk by Zhao Min in [Heaven and Dragon Slayer], at least others can see that he is a man, but ...... But Nima, how did [Smiling Proud Jianghu] become a nun in Ling Hu Chong's eyes? Even giving a surname can be mistaken.
Brother is with a handle!
Brother eighteen centimeters!!
Jiang Xiaofan's heart turned upside down, he really wanted to take off his pants at this moment, and show his 'weapon' in front of Ling Hu Chong, who was blind with a pair of dog eyes, and his junior brother, so that they could take a good look at whether he was a man or a woman.
Seeing Jiang Xiaofan's embarrassed face, Ling Hu Chong mistakenly thought that they had guessed the identity of the 'woman' in front of him, and he smiled awkwardly: "This master is ...... Uh, no, you seem to be vulgar. ”
After a pause, he really didn't know what to call the 'woman' in front of him, and finally, he asked with a smile: "I don't know...... I don't know if Mrs. Shi is still vulgar? What shall we call you? ”
"Your sister!" Jiang Xiaofan, who couldn't bear it, jumped like thunder, his whole body trembled with anger, and he pointed at Ling Huchong and his junior brother, and said angrily: "Blind your dog eyes, brother is a man!" Not a woman!! ”
"My sister?" Ling Hu Chong frowned, then he smiled at Jiang Xiaofan and pointed to the junior brother beside him and asked, "How do you know that he is my junior sister?" Mrs. Shi is really good eyesight! Ling Hu Chong admired, admired! ”
Hearing that Ling Hu Chong still called him 'Shitai', Jiang Xiaofan clenched his fists, and the "click" sound between his finger bones kept sounding, he forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and said coldly: "I repeat, I am a man!" Not a woman! It's not even the teacher you call it!! The traveler I am talking about is the journey of the journey, not the woman of the woman!! ”
Seeing Jiang Xiaofan's face at this time, he also knew that the strange man in front of him who didn't know whether it was a man or a woman was on the fire, and he didn't want to cause trouble in vain, so he smiled and said: "I'm really sorry, I misunderstood Your Excellency's surname, I hope Your Excellency Haihan, Haihan." ”
"Humph!" Jiang Xiaofan snorted coldly, although he was still a little unhappy in his heart, but he saw that Ling Hu Chong had already admitted his mistake, and he didn't hold on to it at the moment, he said: "It's good to know, I don't bother to worry about you, but ...... You misunderstand that I'm a woman, and you can't just leave it at that! ”
Ling Hu wiped the sweat from his forehead, and shouted "Should, should ......", in his opinion, misunderstanding a man is a woman is already the biggest humiliation for that man, and it is reasonable for Jiang Xiaofan to trouble them now.
He pondered for a moment and asked, "I wonder what Your Excellency wants to do?" ”
The anger in Jiang Xiaofan's heart slowly subsided, the corners of his mouth curled, and he said, "How is it?" ”
After humming twice, he looked Ling Hu Chong and his junior brother up and down a few times, and sneered: "I haven't thought about it yet, but this is still a long way, and we have time!" ”
Seeing that Jiang Xiaofan was fighting to the death without opening his mouth, Ling Hu Chong breathed a long sigh of relief, and he smiled: "Since this is the case, then Your Excellency will go on the road with us, but my junior brother and I are going to Niutou Mountain, I don't know if it will go well with Your Excellency?" ”
Seeing Ling Hu Chong's sincere smile, Jiang Xiaofan, who was originally angry, was also in a much happier mood at the moment, and he waved his hand and said, "By the way, by the way." ”
"In that case, then please get on the horse!"
Jiang Xiaofan was not polite, on tiptoe, his whole body jumped up high, and sat behind Ling Hu Chong in the blink of an eye.
"What a light effort!" Seeing Jiang Xiaofan's hand, Ling Hu Chong's eyes lit up instantly, and he praised without hesitation, but then he shook his head and smiled bitterly: "It's really clumsy in the next place, I didn't even see that Brother Tai has a high and deep martial arts, it's really embarrassing!" ”
Jiang Xiaofan, who was sitting on horseback, smiled when he heard this, and was just about to speak, when suddenly, his brows suddenly furrowed, and he only heard the rustling sound of the wild grass not far away, and a figure quickly stepped on the tip of the grass and floated by.
"Fly on the grass!"
Linghu suddenly exclaimed, calling out the name of the light skill performed by this figure.
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