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The desert man's face is elongated like a horse. For the first time in his life, he was gently tapped on the back with a cane, and he was so scared and nervous.

When he was in his twenties, he was pointed at his temples and mouth with three pistols, and he still dared to stare at each other without blushing or panting.

But that was twenty years ago. Now he is different, now he has money, a stable job and career, and now he can start to enjoy as long as he gets off work, and life is boundless.

When the ghost is happy and rich in his life, he will run to deal with that bullshit death.

So rich people are afraid of death. The desert man only received a salary of seven or eight thousand yuan a month, but he had already reached the standard of a "rich man" in his mind. Such a rich life was obtained by his hard work for almost 20 years.

He was afraid that at such a time, the old man who looked like a turtle boy behind him would send him to another world with a stick.

With a sad face, he pointed to a house in front of him and said, "See, it's here......"

In front of him was a large house beautifully decorated in crimson, occupying a fairly large plot. In this large garden-style leisure club, if someone is not leading the way, even if you want to find a certain house, you will really go around for a long time.

"Wei Wanru's office isn't here." Shangguan had been here last time, and he asked with some questions.

But before he could blurt out his words, the desert man rushed to say in vain: "That's the case, Miss Wei is not in the office today." She...... She's practicing her movements in this yoga studio. ”

Every Wednesday evening, Wei Wanru comes here for a two-hour yoga class, and she always runs out of energy. After the body, which was almost thirty years old but still quite intact, was fully exercised, she went to the restaurant to eat a big meal in a bit of a daze.

Some people say that even for a delicious meal after a workout is worth an hour's effort. This feeling may only be felt by people who have been sticking to the exercise habit for a long time and can benefit from it. Only then can the talent be there.

In any case, of course, turtle walkers don't experience this feeling now. For him, "quiet" is the best exercise, and "sleeping" is one of his favorite things to do. Sometimes he even felt that during his vacation, after sleeping for twelve hours all day, he got up and walked around and went to the streets to take a stroll, all just to make himself tired. And then it's just a way and an excuse to sleep openly......

It's really two completely different people from two worlds, and the values of two worlds.

"Where's that woman?" With this in mind, the Turtle Walker was reluctant to waste any more time with these bodyguards.

The desert man looked dejected and said, "On the second floor, in the presidential lounge, every time the young lady comes, she will always be there. ”

"Well, since he's already said it. Then let him go. Shangguan said graciously to the turtle walker, who loosened the crutch. The desert man fell to the black soil next to him.

"Don't look down on people next time," said the turtle walker, "or I can't guarantee that the next person will be as good as me." He looks serious, but it makes people cry and laugh.

"Alright. Okay, let's not worry about these people, let's go find Miss Wei quickly, I still have something to ask her. Shangguan said, hooking the turtle walker's back. Pull the pair up the stairs from the doorway. Shangguan is at least a head taller than the turtle walker, and when he hooks up like this, it's like an older brother riding a younger brother, oh, no, it should be like a father riding a son......

Anyway, it's pretty funny.

The turtle walker entered through the swirling transparent glass door, and as he followed Shangguan upstairs, he asked, "Shouldn't we go and play tricks on that Jincheng Xiu?" How did you come to this Wei Wanru? Don't you really have any thoughts about other people, and you want to come here to test it and see if there are any tricks? The muscles on his face lit up like apples when he talked about this kind of topic.

It seems that this "gossip" is really a common topic for the whole people.

Shangguan crooked his mouth and said, "Come on, where do you want to go." I thought that Li and Qingyun's two killers hadn't been caught yet, and I felt a little uneasy, and I wanted to say that Wei Wanru was also the enemy of this target, so I came here to take a look first. ”

The turtle walker stretched out his hand and pinched Shangguan's face a few times, like pinching a rubber man, Shangguan was pulled and screamed, and then he asked with great suspicion: "You really think so!" It's not a good place here, don't think I didn't notice it when I was airsick just now, you came here from the main road, at least ten kilometers more! ”

Shangguan, who was found embarrassed, gasped, smiled dryly, and then said, "Alas, that's because you really fainted from your plane and fainted......

At this time when the two were arguing, in the courtyard outside, the desert man with a pale face just now had eased up, and at this time his waist was straight, biting his lower lip gently, looking at the direction of a large French window on the second floor, as if he was faintly expecting something.

One of his subordinates ran over and said, "Big brother, don't we call the police?" Those two guys seem to be pretty good. ”

The desert man turned around and slapped his man in the face, and the man fell to the ground with a thud, and then he lifted his resentful face with an unhappy expression.

"You know a fart, such a powerful person, can we little soldiers resist it, in case their dead boy and dead old man are really friends of the young lady, you can't let us eat and walk around...... Yes! ”

He just wanted to continue training, but suddenly he was hit in the mouth by something thrown from a distance, and all of a sudden blood flowed from the corners of his mouth, which scared everyone to the point of bewilderment. Everyone Dingqing saw that their heads and mouths had been stuffed with a stinky cloth shoe at some point.

The desert man was in pain on the ground, and he felt like he was about to knock out a few of his teeth. Turning his head, he pulled out the cloth shoes with all his might, threw them on the ground, and then looked in the direction where the "hidden weapon" attacked him, and saw the window between the first and second floors, and just now I saw Shangguan and the turtle walker who were going up the stairs. And the one in front of the two of them above the glass window. A whole hole had been broken, and the shape of the hole was exactly a rag shoe.

"Damn, isn't this old guy a monster? He could hear it from so far away...... Oh hey! This time, halfway through his words, another cloth shoe broke through the glass and flew again, this time hitting the desert man's shoulder, and he was knocked into the air, spun around in the air at a height of half a man, and then fell to the ground again.

The desert man ripped open his shirt and looked at his chest. He was so anxious that he blushed, and he almost didn't cry, he shouted softly: "Damn, I have lived for more than 40 years since I was born, and even my parents are not willing to beat me like this......"

The turtle walker in the distance, as if he could hear his voice, gently waved his hand to the desert man's head.

The desert man was stunned. From where you are, to the place where the old man stood. Anyway, I have to have a fifty meters, and I don't speak loudly now. This old man could hear it from so far away.

This old man is not simple, but the roots are too terrible.

After knowing what the old man was going to do, the desert man was much more honest, he didn't dare to say anything bad anymore, his mouth seemed to have a zipper in an instant, and he didn't dare to say a word. He looked at the old man with his hands behind his back in the distance, just nodding his head blindly, looking flattering.

"Well, that's pretty much it." On the top of the stairs of the yoga club's house, I saw all this in the distance. Then he smiled with satisfaction and said.

"Uncle Turtle, why are you so scheming with that guy?" Shangguan, who saw all the scenes just now, was a little incomprehensible. When he saw that the turtle walker had finished handling his "private business", he didn't stop anymore and walked to the second floor with the old uncle.

Turtlewalker said as he walked up, "Because that guy called you a 'dead boy'." In the words, he looked like a child.

"Alas, if you scold, you will scold, who doesn't have a little temper when carrying people." To the surprise of the turtle walker, Shangguan seemed to be quite open to this problem, he smiled, continued to walk up, and then said: "Just to be scolded by others for such a small thing, you have to fix people's words, that is too careful." ”

When he said this, Shangguan laughed as if he had something to say.

"Hmph, no wonder people call you a 'dead boy'." Now the turtle walker who listened to Shangguan's sarcastic words was not easy to change his words, he suffered this dumb loss, but he was not willing to feel uncomfortable like this, so he exerted the spirit of "I am not happy and will definitely not make you happy", and scolded Shangguan.

Shangguan didn't have such a childish temper, he let this turtle walker scold a few words, and took this senior, who was at least twenty years old, from the corridor on the second floor to the front, and after a while, he came to the door of this president's leisure overlord box.

It's a private room, but it's huge, and technically it's a hall or something.

The tall floor-to-ceiling windows are not only transparent and light-clear, but also the upper air windows are also designed to be very large, so that a room is no different from the outdoors regardless of air, sunlight, warmth and other indicators, and the building is already next to the green mountains and green water, it can be said that doing yoga in such a place is really the ultimate enjoyment of the human body.

After seeing the situation in this room, Shangguan wanted to participate in this sport that usually only girls do.

I saw that in the whole hall, there were at least twenty girls sitting in the room with different yoga mats, their eyes watching intently with the change of the teacher's posture, and their bodies also imitating the teacher's movements according to the teacher's command.

I have to say that this is the gentle country that any man would dream of.

I saw that the girls were all in good shape, although their faces were not very positive, but most of the girls were still about twenty-five years old, and the girls at this age had already gotten rid of the age of indifference, and there was no sophistication of those old women and the numbness of love, so to speak. From a certain point of view, it is also the best years of a woman's life.

And a man of any age should not mind having a relationship with a beautiful woman of such an age.

"Hey, beauty, your eyes look as melancholy as the sky." I don't know when, in Shangguan's carelessness. The turtle walker, dressed like a ninja, actually got to the side of the first girl who entered the door, half-crouched down, struck an extremely confident forty-five-degree side face pose, and then said such a movie-like line of dialogue.

The girl's face darkened, and she looked at the strange old man in front of her with some uneasiness.

The turtle walker didn't give up, and continued to ask, "I'm going to go to the Starbucks next door for dinner in the evening, do you want to come along?" ”

The girl shook her head. Then, as if she was afraid that her refusal would not be obvious enough. Again, with a more rapid frequency, she continued to shake her head.

"!" The turtle walker, who was extremely gentle just now, suddenly changed his face greatly, and he scolded like a child.

In order to prevent his accomplices from making a bigger mess and losing bigger people, Shangguan hurriedly walked out and grabbed the turtle walker by the shoulder. Pulled the old guy up. Then he pulled him aside and asked, "Hey." What are you doing here? The turtle walker straightened his chest as a matter of course and said, "What do you think I am going to do when I read a book, of course I have to practice after reading it." ”

Shangguan then remembered, it turned out that since the previous meeting, the turtle walker had been reading a book about 10 minutes of pickling girls, and he took a deep breath. Fighting for his heart, he tried to ask, "Are you ...... Are all the tricks in that book? ”

Turtlewalker nodded, "yes, 'Beauty, your eyes look as melancholy as the sky' That's a very classic start." From this start, the other party may evolve five types of answers, and I will make more than 70 changes according to my mood and context at the time. Anyway, it's the one I'm most familiar with. ”

"Uh......" Shangguan drew three diagonal lines on his forehead, and asked again: "The so-called 'opening', what the hell is that?" When the turtlewalker heard this, he became excited, and he said, "'Opening' is not a thing, it is a ...... Uh, how can I say it, it's a guy who meets a girl outside and wants to go up and talk to her and build a good relationship...... In the end, the girl is willing to leave her phone number, or even willing to agree to the next date, so that she can further pursue others, so that it is called 'opening'. ”

This string of professional terms frightened Shangguan, but he, a person who can't pick up girls, probably understood the meaning of the other party after such an introduction. He smiled a little awkwardly and said, "Uh...... Listening to you say that, 'Your eyes look as melancholy as the sky' is really a profound sentence......"

When the topic got to this point, he couldn't go on any longer. But the turtle walker said in time: "Moreover, the latter sentence 'I'm going to have dinner at the Starbucks next door in the evening, do you want to join us' is also a very classic sentence." ”

Shangguan didn't hear any classic meaning from these words. All he knew was that if he would invite a girl to dinner, he would choose McDonald's for the more casual ones, and Tex's for the more expensive ones, and Starbucks was a coffee-based place, so it didn't seem to be suitable for dinner.

Could it be that the correct answer to this sentence is: The girl smiled slightly and said, Starbucks is not a place to eat dinner, hehehe, but you really have a sense of humor, let's go to the Japanese sushi next to it, I invite you......

Well, I have to say that except for the last sentence "I invite you", it's actually not too yyy content. At the very least, if you can infer it from the scope of knowledge that the above officials can understand.

But the turtle walker seemed to see through Shangguan's thoughts, and he said, "Come on, come on, that's what you think!" He looked contemptuous and said: "This sentence is good because it is saying, 'I'm going to dinner', that is to say, whether the girl goes to this dinner or not, then I will go myself, and 'do you want to come along' is to let the girl come to participate in the interesting things in her life, that's it." ”

He seemed to be afraid that Shangguan would not understand the relationship, so he slowed down his speech in particular, and paused here for a while before saying: "That is to say, in this sentence, it has a hidden meaning, that is, I am such an interesting person, and my life is also very interesting, if you are interested, you can lean on yourself, otherwise I don't care." Wow, the book says that this kind of 'confident and independent' person is the man who is most likely to attract girls. ”

When it comes to such a topic, the turtle walker is full of interest and enthusiasm.

After listening to it for a long time, Shangguan thought thoughtfully, then thought for a while, then nodded and said, "That's a good point, but since you have such a deep theoretical foundation, why do you still fail to talk?" ”

This sentence was like a burst of thunder, and it immediately struck the heart of the turtle walker. (To be continued.) )