Chapter 114: The Most Absurd Military Order

Dingbei empty mother.

At this time, the Dingbei air attack carrier, which left Revenge Harbor and the formation and sailed to Sunny Island alone with two frigates, was breaking the waves on the route from Revenge Harbor to Sunny Island.

There is no combat mission, this is just a trip to control the sea area, and the wind and sun are beautiful, which is just suitable for bragging.

On the Dingbei Air Carrier, there are sailors and demon wars gathered everywhere to watch the sea view.

"I'm grass, this is the most ridiculous military order I've ever seen - did our beloved commander really bring us here to fight in the White Star? It's cool, my pants are off, and the chief will let us do this? ”

In the group of people, a demon war was talking with a grudge on his face.

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"Come on, brother, don't forget the battle between the mountains and the sea. There is a better option for Plan C, so why should we choose Plan B? ”

One of the magicians beside him said suddenly.

"As for the kingdom of the Western Continent, we can't do anything about them at this time. They also seem to be frightened by us now, and are now obediently paying the ransom - I have to say, the chief has a lot of experience in the business of intimidation and kidnapping. It is said that Prince Sartre was already starving to madness in prison, and they starved to death of one? ”

He teased.

"What's the matter with us? It's just an accident of peek-a-boo, and we don't want to. Hmph, if it weren't for the chief's plan, we would have killed their so-called kingdom long ago. How dare you cross the river and tear down the bridge in such a despicable way, coveting our compatriots? It is said that the idea was from Cavill? Damn, starving to death is cheaper for him. ”

"I'm just a little resentful of why the chief brought us here to do this...... This officer may be professional, but he is now infinitely close to omniscient and omnipotent in our minds - but we are not professional......"

Mo Zhan suddenly said disdainfully, but his face was also full of grievances.

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"Well, your all-knowing and all-powerful commander has said that this is war, a war in the hearts and minds."

One of the Demon War captains in the crowd was smiling.

"Our chief is still the new term he proposed. What's that? Psychological warfare? Well, an expert in psychological warfare. You know, the chief has given us a detailed analysis, whether we can achieve Plan C perfectly depends on whether we ...... Art? Well, after our commander becomes an all-knowing and all-powerful commander, we will also become an all-round army. ”

"So, ladies and gentlemen, the order of the chief is that you are all artists from now on."

The crowd erupted in a low laugh.

"What are you laughing at? Although I don't know why. But the chief said yes, that is. It's a matter of whether or not we can get the all-important game-changing power - the high tier and the large number of mid-tier. Therefore, from now on, even if you are squatting, you will give me the image of a master and an artist in the world, and the art of squatting. ”

Captain Demon Zhan also had a smile on his face, but he was serious, which immediately caused a louder burst of laughter.

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After the laughter, the Demon War Captain began to be solemn.

"Alright. No kidding. In short, the chief's orders will always have his reason, when has our chief ever let us down? Therefore, although the military order this time is incredible. But we understand that we have to execute, and we have to execute if we don't understand. ”

"Ladies and gentlemen, although the small meeting of the General Assembly has been said countless times, I will emphasize it again now."

"After arriving on Solar Island. Even when you communicate with the Blood Elves, please try to use as many idioms, allusions, and concise language as you would in classical Chinese. Because although classical Chinese is not as easy to understand as Mandarin, after all, it is concise and concise, and at the same time expresses as many meanings as possible in infinitely concise language. It also infinitely emphasizes the flatness of words and the rhyme of sentences. ”

"Just like our poems, it is a classical grammar derived from the combination of my Chinese characters by artistic means -- that is also the art of words."

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As he spoke, he looked at the demon who had complained at first.

"If I hear half of the word 'I grass' from your lips again, believe me, I will let you be like the little three brothers, thrown into the sea by the commander and drowned for a few days."

"Ah, it would be a great misfortune to suffer such sin. The commander's orders, we will never offend, please rest assured, sir. ”

Demon Zhan suddenly shook his head and said. His ears were already echoing the terrible screams of Xiao San being dragged into the sea by the commander in the name of fishing bait.

"Fuck off, do you think that the commander has carefully selected our group of brothers with a high level of proficiency in the Chinese language to let you show off your coquettishness? The chief just told us to pay attention to the use of more classics and more incisive elegance in our daily language, not to ask you to learn from the ancients to speak ancient sayings -- be too careful, draw a tiger and not become an anti-dog! ”

Captain Demon War's laughter and scolding suddenly sounded in his ears again.

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"Sir, you're right. But, then again, are we really that artistic? Some of the things that the Commander brought out, I admit I know, and they do exist. But the other part...... Well, could it be that I have amnesia? ”

The Demon Suit picked up the conversation, and his face was full of confusion. "It's not that you don't know, it's that everyone doesn't know. If there is any art in our mountains and seas, it is only the art of war, the art of strength, and the art of science. Just look at our highest academic institution, we don't have any art research institutes, only magic energy research institutes - I really don't know how so many things are made up by the chief, and they are still decent. ”

The Demon War Captain also shook his head with a wry smile.

"Isn't that a lie?"

The Demon Suit suddenly hesitated.

"No, the chief said at the meeting, didn't what he put forward mean the mountains and the sea? Isn't the chief a man of the mountains and the sea? So, he didn't deceive, and even if he did, it was a well-intentioned deception. ”

Captain Demon continued to smile wryly, he explained.

"Okay, okay, anyway, whatever the chief says, it makes sense, just do it."

The costumer spread his hands.

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"But is this okay, sir? Why do I feel unreliable? It's like ...... Trifling? ”

The demon battle beside him was indeed puzzled and said.

"I remember that you said the same thing before the parade - every time you ask if it's okay, it's you, and it's you who shoots the loudest after the commander succeeds, can you be a little disciplined?"

The Demon War Captain suddenly looked at him angrily.

"I just think it's impossible every time, but the chief miraculously makes the impossible possible, is it wrong for me to worship him?"

"And. I'm really curious, even if the chief is a descendant of Yonglie, the nobles have the same school education as we have - why does the chief know so many things that we don't know? Is there really a genius? Don't you think that many of the things that the chief proposes are indeed an art? Art we've never seen before! Either it is an expansion of the art we know, or it is a completely new field of art! ”

Mo Zhan said with a strange face.

"I also have serious doubts about this."

The demon soldier beside him nodded approvingly.

"Sometimes, I always feel that the chief and we are people of two worlds, and he must come from another world different from us, that world has no power, no magic war, no science. It's full of artists. ”

He said with a strange look on his face.

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"Fuck off, he's still a spy sent by the Alternate Plane to lurk among us, ready to subvert the mountains and seas one day-you've read too many of the Little Three series of comics, right?"

Captain Demon Zhan suddenly laughed and scolded.

"But speaking of which, I recently had a meeting to assign tasks or something, and I was so busy that my feet didn't touch the ground, and a few new words came out? I really haven't seen it - where has the son of the gods, the true man, the father, who has conquered with his son of a space rover good merchant? ”

"Oh, they're still stuck in the hard battle with the Saint Seiyas, because the junior has shamefully broken off. But please forgive him. After all, when you are bait in the sea, you can't get any other creative inspiration than to imagine the types and tastes of sharks in the alien sea. ”

But the Suit smirked. It immediately caused a burst of gloating laughter from the crowd.

"Let him hide from the chief and the chief and the ...... and the little highness of the chief's family drew cartoons for the protagonist, and also took a pen name like Long Aotian. Tell him to receive our subscription before showing it - Lao Tzu's monthly snack ration is basically contributed to him. Let's go to the stern of the ship to see our all-knowing and all-powerful beloved commander fishing. ”

Several people were already laughing and scolding and went to the stern of the ship.

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While the soldiers laughed and went to watch their all-knowing and all-powerful beloved commander fish, Shainin was standing on the bridge in the pose of a thinker. His heart was filled with a faint sorrow.

Damn, is this really good?

Well, it should be doable.

On strength. The earth is not as good as the mountains and the sea, but the richness and excitement of the paper, while having a similar material civilization, it also has strength, an important element of survival, and at the same time, the mountains and seas that have not dared to relax in the slightest in the fear of genocide brought by the barbarians, but they are not as good as the big earth where we are peaceful and comfortable, and we only have a few infights among our own people, and we have played civilization tricks and played boring things.

And the blood elves ...... According to recent contacts and observations, although they have a deep understanding of beauty and a unique elegance, art? The White Star Civilization is obviously more powerful, much less than the material traces of the mountains and the sea, and if some things from the Great Earth are removed, will it blind their eyes?

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And as long as they yearn for the so-called mountains and seas, then no matter what, they will have a hazy but beautiful perception of us...... Combined with the performance of my Chinese descendants, they should have more definitions and greater recognition of us...... After all, Chinese descendants are also Chinese, aren't they?

However, although I am very confident in this trip, am I going to become the most bullish thief of civilization in history, after being the best pig of all time?

Fortunately, those bastards on the earth must not know that my brother is here, and they wantonly take the rich civilization of my great earth for themselves. Ancestors bless, may they never know.

He prayed with sorrow. (To be continued......)