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Hugging Miyamoto's smooth and tender body, Lin Yuan finally thought of an appropriate word.
Scheming.
However, after rolling over the sheets, he became an accomplice and had a sense of psychological identity, and his previous antipathy to her was much weaker.
If this is a small theater world of Shenma Doujin,I'm afraid Poison Island Tsuneko won't leave.,But after listening to the wall root and hearing the spring (meow) love.,Rush in and do 3P together.。
This discovery made Lin Yuan feel a lot more at ease.
"We are also an orthodox time-traveler...... Instead of entering into some messy world......"
"In this way, I still have a little concern about the mere subordinates in my heart, otherwise I wouldn't have deliberately made a noise when I left...... The sound of a wooden knife on the floor shouldn't be like anyone else."
After calming down the wheezing and **, Miyamoto Rei rested her head on his muscleless and limp chest, and said in a lazy voice:
“…… How's it going, uncle? Have we made a contract? Why don't I feel anything? ”
Sure enough, with such a purpose...... But should I cry or laugh? It took a real woman in her thirties to put an end to the virginity problem...... Wait,Let's turn on the sling mode.,I have this kind of gold finger.,Finally, there will be a girl willing to stick it upside down in the future.,yes!!
"Well, actually, I forgot to use that card just now, so I'm using it now, and we need to do it again......"
"Huh?"
Miyamoto Li originally wanted to bite him, but he was really cool just now, and a middle-aged man felt a little taboo like this, and neither of her two boyfriends gave it to her, and, after all, it was an adult's tool, not a boy who was just sixteen or seventeen years old could compare.
"Just kidding"
Character Card: Rei Miyamoto (green)
Genre: Combat
Level: 0
Experience required for next level: 0/100
Contracted
Health: 60/60
Strength: 7
Dexterity: 13
Endurance: 7
Intelligence: 9
Spirit: 7
Skill: Intermediate Spear (Japanese Spear) (Proficiency: 733/38540)
Immediately, a green light screen appeared in front of the two of them, and the content was such a simple card above.
"Oh, this is your attribute panel, ordinary people should be white quality, and you are an excellent green quality, very good"
As he explained, Miyamoto felt something, and she tried to operate the panel herself, turning it on and off.
"Wow, this kind of thing really exists, it looks like I was right"
"Hey, I'm still here, don't be so realistic"
"Ah, I'm sorry, come on, kiss one"
"Don't ...... You still have that taste in your mouth."
"What are you afraid of, it's your own thing...... Mma ......"
The roles are reversed, the girl pulls the uncle's face and kisses it, and then it is out of control, and the two are entangled on the sofa for a long time before panting and letting go of each other.
After a few breaths, Miyamoto Li ate and laughed, "I said no, but my body is quite honest...... No wonder you boys like to say this, it turns out to be so emotional"
Lin Yuan sighed helplessly.
"Let's get down to business, I'm also the first time I've come into contact with this thing, how are you feeling now, do you have any feelings of strengthening?"
Rei Miyamoto stretched out her hand from under the blanket that had held something else before, letting go and clenching it.
"Well, it's true that there are some differences, if I had done this before, I definitely didn't even have the strength to speak now, I had already gone to sleep, and my whole body was full of warm energy."
"...... like this"
Lin Yuan clicked on her attribute panel and looked at the content on it, it was really simple enough.
Because he hides a lot of things on it, even Miyamoto Rei can't see it, once the girl sees the unabridged version of the attribute description, she knows that she has become a slave without initiative from now on, which is equivalent to the meat X device and sex X subordination in Japanese customs and culture...... I'm afraid I'll stab him in the face at the first moment......
"How do you still have experience points? It's like a video game."
"This shows that you can level up by accumulating experience points, which is a normal enhancement"
"Oh" Miyamoto Rei was very happy, and after listening to his words, she asked again: "It turns out that this is what reinforcement means, you just said reinforcement in the ordinary sense, so there is also enhancement in a special sense?" ”
Lin Yuan carefully checked the attribute panel he had opened, and after a while, nodded.
"Well, you can strengthen a lot of things through me, in addition to the basic values of life, strength, and agility, for example, if you choose the fire talent, you can add fire damage with a spear attack, but the upgrade method of this class is more special......"
Miyamoto Li frowned and looked at him pointing there, and asked, "Why can't I see your attribute panel?" ”
"Maybe it's because I'm on the initiative, no one else can see you except me, and I don't know if there's a function to show to others."
Lin Yuan was casually perfunctory, Miyamoto Rei who was in excitement, and in the dark, did not notice his attitude.
Looking at the strange attributes and options such as the hidden favorability, training index, and intimacy set by him, Lin Yuan had a headache, reading novels and other people's abilities or golden fingers, not to mention the anti-heaven and self-righteousness, but at least they are all relatively orthodox abilities, how can it be his turn to give the harmony of the eighteen prohibitions.
Thinking back to the words that persuaded Poison Island Tsunza before, it was completely like blaming Shu Huang for abducting little Lori to see a goldfish - covering her face, more than 30 years of festival mourning, this sour feeling, as if she had made up her mind to blow up the enemy's bunker against all odds, and the company commander gave not an explosives package but Xuanmai chewing gum and a Durex - Nima forced! - Only these three words can describe his mood at this time.
But there is still a "need for survival" as the last fig leaf.
"Li, go to sleep, please ask Senior Sister Xianzi tomorrow, let her press the formation for you, use the dead body outside to practice your hands, and see how this enhancement effect is"
"Huh? Okay, I'm actually looking forward to it myself, but uncle, you haven't talked about your career system and upgrade conditions" Miyamoto Li twisted her smooth body under the blanket, drilled up to the position where she was head to head with Lin Yuan, and changed to a narrow tone. "Huhu - uncle, you have such a bullshit profession, according to those damn otaku system, your way of upgrading is not to do more with girls, the more experience, right?"
"Smack (cover your face)" Lin Yuan wailed, "Let me go, please don't say it, I feel like I've never been so ashamed in my life...... What's wrong with the dead house, don't look down on the dead house so much, I'm also a dead house."
"Suddenly, is that really the case!?" Miyamoto Li covered her mouth happily and laughed, "Uncle, you are unexpectedly innocent, those dead houses want this ability in their dreams, ...... before It's also ......."
She originally wanted to talk about the conversation with Senior Sister Xianzi, but after all, there was a faint sense of guilt for robbing other people's things, especially when she had just done the most intimate thing, and now in this "honest" situation, it doesn't seem good to mention potential enemies...... She immediately changed her words and said:
"Ah~ You're quite energetic" The smooth knee crutched on the middle-aged man's belly, and there was a mosaic object standing up again underneath. "How about it, uncle, do you want to come again and charge me this upgrade. What about X.P? ”
Lin Yuan thought about it seriously for a second, and replied very honestly:
"Yes!"
※I ※ is ※ evil ※ evil ※ ※ divides ※ cut ※ thread※
As soon as the sky was bright, Lin Yuan got up.
A little reluctantly, he came out of Miyamoto Rei's soft and comfortable embrace, and after covering her with a blanket, he began to put on his clothes.
Rei Miyamoto muttered indistinct words in her sleep, and after losing the man in her arms, she instinctively squirmed and adjusted to a comfortable position to fall asleep.
Curled up in a ball, his mouth almost touching his knees – a sleeping position that is said to be found only by the very insecure.
Now that I think about it, the two of them did it four or five times last night, and they were all Li who took the initiative to ask for pleasure, even if this is an island country with open people, it is a bit unreasonable, and the best explanation is that I am afraid that the experience of yesterday's whole day has made Miyamoto Li drown in the fear of death, and then grabbed Lin Yuan's life-saving straw and died - but it may not be without the ingredient of "I'm going to die anyway, so indulge it".
Lin Yuan heard a few words in her whisper, as if they were "yong" and "filial piety", one was her current boyfriend, and the other was her ex and future boyfriend who died.
He pursed his lips, not angry, just a little disdainful.
The two only have a few interactions a few times a night, and they can't talk about feelings, but if the object she can't forget is only "Yong" or "filial piety", Lin Yuan will probably look up and appreciate her.
And anyway, those two are already dead people, and he personally assisted Miyamoto Rei in killing the dead bodies of the two after the lesion.
After going out, Lin Yuan moved his hands and feet a few times, and his body made a crackling sound of bone joints.
It's only been a few hours since I fell asleep last night, but my body doesn't feel tired at all, except for the slight discomfort of the third leg, which is the sequelae of too much friction.
Having already roughly read his career description last night, Lin Yuan knew that this kind of self-feeling of being full of physical strength was an evil spell now. Lewd. The characteristics of the sorcerer, if you become a soft-footed shrimp just because you have a little girl, how can you form a huge army of X slaves? Bracket laugh~
In addition, yes, the real name of the evil spell thaumaturgist is the evil spell and lewd magician, just look at the name to know what's going on, in order to be acceptable to others, and for the consideration of the river crab factor, Lin Yuan decided to call it the evil spell thaumaturgist in the future.
I went into the kitchen and boiled a pot of coffee for myself with bottled water with a production date of three months ago.
Although in the original work, there was no problem with the tap water in this period, but there was no big mistake in being careful, and even the food collected in Lin Yuan's backpack was canned food from three months ago.
Sitting at the dinner table, he drank coffee to wake up while revising his career panel.
Replace some straightforward words with something that is acceptable to ordinary people but may not be understood, and set all the things that cannot be replaced to be hidden.
Lin Yuan
Class: Enchanted thaumaturgist
Description: A magical career system that allows you to make a contract with a woman to make her a servant and gain powerful abilities that far exceed her limits
In Japan, because of the full acceptance of Western culture, it is not as low as China in terms of concept, and in Western society, the modern concept of servant has evolved into a specialized profession with professional skills, which is no different from the noble professions of doctors and lawyers, and even doctors and lawyers may not be qualified to serve as servants for certain classes.
As long as you look at the maid XX shops all over Japan (XX stands for coffee, cakes, etc., of course, there are other meanings, turn your head and whistle at 45 degrees?~), you can know the attitude of the Japanese.
If you modify it in this way, it will be easier for others to accept it.
attribute
Health: 45/45
Strength: 7 (Your strength is as weak as that of a maiden)
Dexterity: 7 (Although your mental reaction is good, your physical reflexes are still scum, and your low physical strength once again reduces your mobility, such as dodging physical strikes)
Endurance: 7 (Although the value is the same, the girl's weight is only one-third of yours, so you are still a scum)
Intelligence: 10 (You have successfully coaxed a young girl to get it, and you have the potential to be a MLM leader)
Spirit: 37 (What to do, otaku lives by obscenity, isn't the spirit high)
Although the auto-generated text in parentheses is very much in line with his usual style of complaining, he still automatically filters the content.
Servant: 1/1
Character Card: Rei Miyamoto (green)
You don't need any Java, programming or other professional skills to edit these, you just need to use your mind to imagine, and you can modify them on a light screen that is invisible to others.
It's just that there are still many things that Lin Yuan doesn't understand, for example, on Miyamoto Li's character card, the color of her name is green, is it just a simple color change or does it represent something else? As for his own spiritual power, the two numbers 37 are blue, and the other values are white. There is also Miyamoto Rei's intermediate marksmanship (proficiency: 733/38540), and what is this data based on?
"Anyway...... It all depends on the actual combat effect after that."
After Lin Yuan finished this, he let out a sigh, and there was another black card with skull marks on the surface in his hand, looking at this card, his face was a little complicated.
The style of the card looks very similar to the previous Spell Thaumaturgist class card, except for an ominous black gas, and nothing can be seen except for a miserable white skull mark.
After a moment's pause, he put away the black card and touched his unshaven chin and pondered thoughtfully.
"At this time, Tsumiko should still be on guard in the living room on the second floor, right?"
※I ※ is ※ evil ※ evil ※ ※ divides ※ cut ※ thread※
Just as Lin Yuan had arranged his life and coffee pot on the tray and was about to go upstairs to brush his favorability.
A man walked in from outside the kitchen.
After seeing who it was, Lin Yuan almost squirted out the coffee that was in his mouth.
Shizuka Jukawa in a dressing gown.
The problem is that the dressing gown is open, and a pair of flawless J are unreservedly displayed in a posture that defies Newton's first law, with a rounded and flat lower abdomen, a sharply relaxed hip curve below the waist, and a hair of the same color as the lower abdomen and hair......
It turns out that there are really Japanese women with natural blonde hair in this world, so are Tsuinko and Saya as well...... I'll go back to Liz to confirm later...... This is the true idea of Lin Yuan, who can't take his eyes off it, and has divergent thinking in his heart.
"Ohayo (good morning) ......" The sleepy-eyed teacher Shizuka is still in an unawake state, it is estimated that she can't even see who is in the kitchen, and the nightgown on her body is also put on her body in the early morning when the temperature is low and afraid of cold, she came to the refrigerator, opened the door to find something, but didn't find it, and opened the door below, bending down to continue looking for it.
The nightgown that covered half of the buttocks was pulled up, and the position was just aimed at Lin Yuan, and the plump peach-shaped buttocks and even the content in the center were exquisitely displayed under the eyes of the middle-aged man behind him...... With two slender halos, the machine is cooked. Feminine legs......
Lin Yuan's face was expressionless, and he silently took out his mobile phone from Fujimei Private School Park who didn't know which dead ghost, found a good lens and angle, adjusted the brightness, and pressed the shooting button...... I finally know why I want to add a camera function to my phone, ^o^.
Over there, Shizuka Jukawa found the refrigerated pure water, poured it into a cup and drank it dry, sighed with satisfaction, and then staggered away in a daze.
Lin Yuan breathed a sigh of relief again.
"It's so exciting early in the morning...... This is the legendary natural stay.,It's no wonder that Komuro and Hirano in the original work never had the idea of discarding the baggage.,This kind of benefit is really amazing...... But marrying this kind of woman home is simply sending the ultimate welfare gift package to the king next door."
After spitting out for a while and looking at the pictures taken, Lin Yuan picked up the tray and came to the living room on the second floor.
Pushing open the door, I saw Poison Island Tsuneko sitting by the floor-to-ceiling window, looking out intently through the gap in the curtain.
Lin Yuan closed the door with his backhand, and his mood suddenly became a little nervous.
Hearing the voice, he turned his head and saw that it was him, and put on a strange look, teasing? Taunt? Or is it funny? Anyway, it made him even more cramped.
"Uncle, are you willing to come out of Gentle Township?"
I don't know how to write Gentle Township in Japanese, but the meaning of the sound is definitely like this, Poison Island Tsuneko took the lead in speaking, but it broke the embarrassment that Lin Yuan didn't know how to talk, but it sounded, and the tone seemed to be a little sour, or it was called a girl's resentment?
"Because I know that when other people are resting, when I am merry, I will definitely not let my guard down, and I will definitely keep our guard for us"
Lin Yuan walked straight to her, hooked a small coffee table with his foot, placed the tray on it, and sat down beside her.
Poured a cup of slightly hot coffee, put it in the girl's hand, and added that heartwarming word, Tsuiko felt as if the heat in the palm of her hand was transmitted along her arm to her heart. (The novel "I Am Playing Soy Sauce" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner to "add friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up! )